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for Nothing but mammals

by Suukou

person dfsakf
schedule July 7, 2014 at 12:00 AM
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
schedule March 12, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Please continue this. I want to see more! my email is miss_nyko_ongawa@comast.net
schedule September 12, 2007 at 12:00 AM
I love it. Please, another chapter?
person me
schedule August 31, 2006 at 12:00 AM
out of all the stories you have here, I really like this one the best. You basically kept Kiba in character so that was cool. It was hot, and I'm glad there really wasn't more going on except oral. The ending was the best. Loved it! Please write more! Your great.
person Chris
schedule March 7, 2005 at 12:00 AM
*love* Aaahh~ That was lovely.
Btw, do you know a song with those lyrics? (sorry, I forgot the name, but the genral chorus is like this)

"You and me baby,
ain't nothing but animals,
so lets do it like they do
on the discovery chanel"

or something... *is dumb*
Haha. This fic just reminds me of it.


person Featherededge
schedule April 21, 2004 at 12:00 AM
*pervy Grin* I liked that.... XD
person SpiritFighter
schedule April 21, 2004 at 12:00 AM
^_^ wow i really liked this fic! i wasn't going to read it at first but then on the radio, the song "Nothing but Mammals" (I think thats what its called) and i took it as a sign. a strange coinky dink, no? once again, really liked it! *dances off singing "you and me baby we aint nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel!"*
person Pesha
schedule April 20, 2004 at 12:00 AM
*wants to do naughty things to your Neji* You make me lust so good. Wonderful, darling. Really. *purrlighlightedly*
person RikuNghts (to lazy to sign in)
schedule April 20, 2004 at 12:00 AM
LMAO! Pretty good. Just want to point out there are a few grammatical problems though, like I had to put He before a few words before I could understand it. Other than that nice job. ^_^
person The Schiz is too lazy to log in
schedule April 20, 2004 at 12:00 AM
Whoo hoo! Is a fan of Neji-slutness. I like it. I wondered if anyone would be able to dominate him. *waves Neji yaoi flag* I'm glad you liked the interlude I wrote for you. If you feel like requesting anyting else I'll try to take a bash at it. This was a fun fiction. Gets me pondering about a new plot.............Definately gonna write a KibaNaru fic now. I liked it! Thanks for the inspiration.