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by beans

person Anon
schedule July 7, 2014 at 12:00 AM
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
schedule September 27, 2007 at 12:00 AM
hott damn.......wow.....*snicker* thank you for fueling my uchiha obsession.....i like uchiha angry sex XD....that was smexy
schedule March 4, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Your so right, this pairing is hot. Great job, so IC, it made the story so much more enjoyable.
person guest
schedule October 29, 2006 at 12:00 AM
this was really really good, better than alot of stuff i've seen on this site. keep up the good work!
person Neko
schedule August 27, 2006 at 12:00 AM
I love this fanfic.
Seriously.
It's just gold.
person Majenta
schedule May 2, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Loved it!
person Isilme
schedule April 28, 2005 at 12:00 AM
This is so cool! And hot...lol I like this pairing now (I loved them separatedly before, specially Orochimaru-sama). The paragraph right before the last one is superb, it caught my attention and enthrilled me! Great scene, brilliant style ^^
person Smash/Turnip Girl
schedule April 26, 2005 at 12:00 AM
I really like ItaOro but I didn't think it really existed. You proved me wrong, thank you!
I love this, so very, very much. I love the power play between the two, it's excellently done. I also love your characterisations. Brilliant!
schedule March 28, 2005 at 12:00 AM
*pant* That was frickin hot! :D~~~~ You're right, there is not enough of this, my favorite pairing in Naruto out there. I applaud you for increasing the number so well with this excellent PWP .
person The Ambitious Blank
schedule March 27, 2005 at 12:00 AM
That was SO incredibly hot. If you glance at it too quickly, it seems like it's just sex and an excuse to write something between Orochimaru and Itachi, but it really plays off their personalities well. I love how each character retains their traits, without any worry on who's top and who's bottom... both Orochimaru and Itachi stay perfectly in-character. Itachi might be "uke" here, but it doesn't mean he turns into a femmy whore who bends over and takes it. He fights, but not against the sex, and he knows that despite where he was, he's still in control. And abuses that knowledge, just like he would. Orochimaru's frustration is written out beautifully. I kinda felt along with it, the need to get a reaction, the need to gain acknowledgement from this person who barely gives you a second glance.

Very well written. I normally steer clear of the few Itachi x Orochimaru fics out there, but this one, I'm more than happy to make the exception to. Wonderful job.

~TAB