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April 5, 2011 at 12:00 AM
LMAO! That is all.
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June 13, 2010 at 12:00 AM
OMFG something is definetly wrong with you. You are right. Random weed-smoking Rastafarian, are you kidding me? If that wasn't a funny sterotype I don't know what it was and when he told them that they had gotten the wrong box of stuff... lol. Why, why, why I nearly freaking passed out when Akamaru talked in that Barry Manilow voice. I was like 'wtf' at first I thought it was maybe Shino because he hadn't talked throughout the story yet but when it was Akamaru... I freaked. I couldn't stop giggling I can't pick my favorite moments because they are all my favorite moments. I thought it was so cute that Gaara rose his hand for some random reason not knowing he rose it because he liked Naruto too. I wanted to squee so loud. Have you done a Naruto/Gaara story yet? You should, really, really should. But when Lee began to direct the lesbian action I nearly died laughing. You are so crazy but I love that about you now XP
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January 18, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Tell you what I thought!? You want to know what I thought!! my sides are sore!! My neighbors probably think i'm some raving lunatic because it's silent as a grave in here except for my random outbursts of hysterical laughter!
Exhibit:1
“I had some vacation time stored up, so I took a couple weeks off. Orochimaru’s okay with it.”
Exhibit:2
Breast feeding Rain Ninja!?
Exhibit:3
Gaara xD!!!!!
Exhibit:4 + 5 + 6
“Dude, I’ve got the munchies like a motherfucker!”
“Bitch you always have the munchies!” Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White?
Exhibit:7
OMG Chouji!!!!!xD!!! ( puwahaha found the homage to Notorious B.I.G. and Fat Bastard! xD)
Exhibit:8
Kiba blushed and mumbled softly. “It just makes me feel pretty!"
I love you, but I may need to find some angst to read next, because if I find another funny crack fic of yours, my neighbors may send professional help my way to cart me off to a pretty white room with padded walls xD XOXOXs Kei-Chan
Exhibit:1
“I had some vacation time stored up, so I took a couple weeks off. Orochimaru’s okay with it.”
Exhibit:2
Breast feeding Rain Ninja!?
Exhibit:3
Gaara xD!!!!!
Exhibit:4 + 5 + 6
“Dude, I’ve got the munchies like a motherfucker!”
“Bitch you always have the munchies!” Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White?
Exhibit:7
OMG Chouji!!!!!xD!!! ( puwahaha found the homage to Notorious B.I.G. and Fat Bastard! xD)
Exhibit:8
Kiba blushed and mumbled softly. “It just makes me feel pretty!"
I love you, but I may need to find some angst to read next, because if I find another funny crack fic of yours, my neighbors may send professional help my way to cart me off to a pretty white room with padded walls xD XOXOXs Kei-Chan
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November 6, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. I couldn't breath and I almost fell off my chair. Ima give you some quotes that almost KILLED me man...I almost died, but I enjoyed every damn second of it.
**“Will you hurry up Sakura, you’re holding up the plot!”**
**“Why doesn’t anybody like me? I don’t even like me! When I masturbate, I only end up annoying myself!"**
**Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White?**
**"Well, we kind of figured that your mom ate him in some kind of weird mating ritual. She’s kind of butch man!” Naruto offered helpfully.
Kiba shrugged in response; that probably was what happened knowing his mom**
Seriously, that was Funny as hell. Job.well.done. XDDDDD
**“Will you hurry up Sakura, you’re holding up the plot!”**
**“Why doesn’t anybody like me? I don’t even like me! When I masturbate, I only end up annoying myself!"**
**Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White?**
**"Well, we kind of figured that your mom ate him in some kind of weird mating ritual. She’s kind of butch man!” Naruto offered helpfully.
Kiba shrugged in response; that probably was what happened knowing his mom**
Seriously, that was Funny as hell. Job.well.done. XDDDDD
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October 25, 2008 at 12:00 AM
the best story i've read.couln't stop laughing.where did u get it from?tell me pweeese!!!!!!!!
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September 1, 2008 at 12:00 AM
lmao THAT WAS AWESOME. <33 I love What Shino said, that was pretty inventive.
Rad. :p
Rad. :p
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May 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Nice! Very funny! Some bits that made me actually LOL:
1. Gaara looked up at his hand quizzically. He had no idea why, but for some reason he had this irresistible urge to put his hand in the air. And quite possibly, wave it like he just didn’t care.(LOL - this is from a song too? But what song? I canna remember...)
2. “What, you act like you’ve never seen a dog talk before?” Even Kiba was amazed. Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White? (so Akamaru has the sexiest voice in all of Konoha? Even sexier than baritone Sasuke!))
And the answers to your challenge:
1. (Fat Bastard moment: “I wish you people would get off my back about my eating habits! None of you know what it’s like.” Chouji’s voice shook with emotion and took on a slight Scottish accent. “I eat because I’m unhappy…and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle I don’t know how to break.”)
2. (Notorious BIG moment: “Chouji…Chouji…Chouji!”
“Huh?”
“Can’t you see?”
“What?”
“Sometimes your words just hypnotize me…”) Now wheres my damn cookies?
1. Gaara looked up at his hand quizzically. He had no idea why, but for some reason he had this irresistible urge to put his hand in the air. And quite possibly, wave it like he just didn’t care.(LOL - this is from a song too? But what song? I canna remember...)
2. “What, you act like you’ve never seen a dog talk before?” Even Kiba was amazed. Who knew that Akamaru would sound like Barry White? (so Akamaru has the sexiest voice in all of Konoha? Even sexier than baritone Sasuke!))
And the answers to your challenge:
1. (Fat Bastard moment: “I wish you people would get off my back about my eating habits! None of you know what it’s like.” Chouji’s voice shook with emotion and took on a slight Scottish accent. “I eat because I’m unhappy…and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle I don’t know how to break.”)
2. (Notorious BIG moment: “Chouji…Chouji…Chouji!”
“Huh?”
“Can’t you see?”
“What?”
“Sometimes your words just hypnotize me…”) Now wheres my damn cookies?
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December 12, 2007 at 12:00 AM
"everybody had a blunt the size of a Cuban cigar"
hehehe...hehehe...hehehe, my favorite line.
oh that was fun!
hehehe...hehehe...hehehe, my favorite line.
oh that was fun!
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November 13, 2007 at 12:00 AM
OMFG you should lay off that stuff! You are worse than Stephen King!
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September 19, 2007 at 12:00 AM
*hahaha* must stop laughing and *hahahaha* give good *hahahaha* review *hahahahaha* oh I give up *hahahaha*