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for If Couches Could Talk

by Glenndolyn

person Anon
schedule March 23, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I remember this one - so cute!!! and fun
person charmpit
schedule March 23, 2008 at 12:00 AM
LOL very funny. I have never read a NaruIru because I just can't do it, but reading yours is funny because, apparently, neither can Iruka!

It seems as though you plan to continue the story. Make sure Naruto does that rape-thing with his mouth to Iruka again...he seemed to enjoy it (I know I enjoyed reading about it!)!

Naruto is a sex-god.
schedule March 10, 2008 at 12:00 AM
ehh... don't leave it like that!!! more more more!! ;)
person llyoung
schedule November 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
I love this story. It's hot, sexy and funny.
schedule November 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Why do I feel the sudden urge to give the sofa a hug and tell it that everything will be okay?
person Kimra
schedule November 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
I... I'm so transfixed by the couch that hte rest of the story seems irrelevent... even though I enjoyed reading the rest of the story at the time. :P
person cynaga
schedule November 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
Hysterical! Luved it. :D
schedule November 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
dude that's so evil to stop right there but i love ya anyway! looking foward to the next update!
person Inigeshi
schedule November 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
yay! a multi chapter from you! you are the omly naru/iru writer that i like! every one else make the pairing seem creepy and wrong but you dont make feel guilty for enjoying it! i like you more.... please continue
person Hestia
schedule November 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM
A talking sofa . . . hmmm . . . yes, I see where the pain meds started working . . . I love the idea of ninja's competing to be Iruka's mad fuck--I have a similar sort of thing in mind for a story I'm working on for Kristal, but not as good as this one. It would be cool if you'd add some prior mindless fucks in . . . oh, hey, that would be a fun multi-author series, write one of Iruka's monthly fuckfests . . .

Ok, I love the bit about pretending to be drunk and the lapdance. I hope you will write that lapdance some day!