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for Attack of the Giant Penis

by ChrisAbi

schedule March 5, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Yes, well, when Kakashi can't get it up, you know we are in deep shit.

I nearly pissed myself laughing. That quote may very well become one of my regular status updates for facebook.
person Jien
schedule March 5, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I can't wait for a part two!!! totally hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please let there be a part two, the giant vagina or something!! I love you!

~Jien
schedule March 4, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Bwhahahahhaaha... that must be one hell of an evil penis!


The question remains... how does it get around? Does it writhe like a snake on its side or does it hop around from village to village standing erect?? O_O The world may never know.
person drivven
schedule March 4, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Um, yeah well, I don't think locomotion was ever discussed......Good question Sneakyfox! And you can only hope that Fairy and I don't have another all night chat fest, otherwise your question might end up being addressed. Good Lord please for-fend! ROFL Sorry couldn't resist after reading that review! Thanks for posting it Fairy, Love ya!
schedule March 4, 2008 at 12:00 AM
WTF!?!?!?!?! you two need to go to bed ASAP!!!


HOWEVER.........that was just fucking funny as hell!!!!!!
person Panther Eyes
schedule March 4, 2008 at 12:00 AM
i only read this cuz of the title n all i have 2 say is... U MUST 1 SICK TWISTED SEX DEPRAVED MIND 4 WRITING THIS KIND OF STORY! YES IT WAS FUNNY BUT STILL!!! I WOULD 2 RUN IF I SEE A GIANT PENIS CUZ I AM A VIRGIN N IT WOULD SPLIT ME IN 2!