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Oh Man!!! This was a funny ass chapter!!!!! I loved when Sasuke realized Naruto was eye level to him, he said "....Oh dear lord. I could picture that and I just died laughing. I'm so glad you updated so soon!!!!!!!!

this is why i refuse to marry...ever and if i ever think of it as a good idea i wish to be struck down by lightning.im gettin the vibe that sasuke was raped or something tramatic like that,and whats the deel with neji?does naruto hate him too or something,and whys sasuke only able to marry men?and itachi...so many questions guess ill have to wait to find out ne.hope you can update soon

if you cant show your all to your spouse who can you show it to?youll be forever on the job...shit

I love how much of a prude sasuke is. I can't wait for the next chapter. ~SangoStar

Wow. This sounds very promising! I look forward to your next update!!

P.S. I can’t wait to read the next chapter of "Café Loki" please keep on writing.

I think you fic is funny and not "a lame attempt at crack". Thanks for sharing, hope there's another chapter coming sometime.

Heh. I like it so far! Poor Naruto. He just wants some love from his sexy-assed corpse. I can't wait to see how they manage to consummate this thing. Somehow I think Sasuke will be a hellcat in the sack. Rawr.

I really liked the first two chapters. When it said that it was a 'crack', I thought it was going to be totally different from what I read. I like the story so far and will like to see how it all continues :) Hope you can continue it ^__^
Until the next chapter lol XD