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May 14, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Dear Kage Kitsune XXX,
Sweet Gods on a cracker with jam and cashew butter! -Goodness, am I hungry.- You're back! Just when I was preparing a gently cajoling, mildly homicidal review for you. Just mildly homicidal of course. But then you and your fluffy bunny tail wonderfulness decided to be wise and update. Good bunny, nice bunny. Before I say anything else let me get this out of my system= That BI@#H! Not you, of course, my dear but Sasuke. Sasuke’s the bi#%h. I am really not liking him. No, no, no. I haven’t for a while actually but this just makes it worse. Grrr -Growls like the Killer Bunny that guards the Holy Grail. See I did read your AN. ;p- He's a whining, narcissistic, possessive, stalker-y - not a word, I know.- many times outright abusive bi%$h. And I say this with love in my heart.
But there's a thin line, ladies and gentlemen -Gentlemen whom Sasuke has proven himself NOT TO BE ONE OF!-, between love and hate. Neji knows this, Kiba acknowledges this. Now if only Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke would get a clue! Naruto, the insecure, loveable oaf, because he was, and still sort of is, in an abusive, adulterous relationship with that needy, parasitic, issue filled user, Sakura since she blatantly, but stupidly, manipulated her way into the marriage bed with the parasite. -A.K.A. Sasuke. And who doesn't know that when you're committing actions that are not all on the up and up you do not leave the evidence tra-la-la on your email account! And is she so dumb that 'Sasuke-kun' =enter disgusted look here= is her password! Anyone who's spoken with her in the last decade could have wrangled that out of her!- Still, while the pink hair dye has made a little dumber, especially for the steps that she has taken to get to where she is now, if she hadn't never would it bring Sasuke, the truly manipulative, cruel, selfish, simultaneously sadistic and masochistic, insecure, bogged-down-with-extremely-stringent-traditions-and-not-handling-them-very-well-at-all, Oh-Daddy-why-won't-you-ever-love-me-like-I-need-you-to child that he really is, to his current point in life. His fictional life...I know he's not real. {Yes he is!} Silence!
*Ahem* I'd simply like to say that while I will admit that Sasuke needed to know what Sakura has done to him, a good deal of his grief has come about by his own making and machinations. While he and Naruto can be wonderful and excellently epic together, Sasuke will not allow it and cannot allow himself to be happy with anyone else. Naruto can. -at least I hope he can; he deserves it. Sasuke does too but not with Naruto, not with the way he's treated him, and not until he suffers a little more.- Also, I fear that once Sasuke has gotten over the feelings of well deserved rage and humiliation at being used, he'll go scampering off to Naruto, proclaiming all the while that 'It was her fault! She's why we're like this now! Be angry at her! And comfort me. Completely disregard how I've used you for decades like a two cent whore, just because I wanted the approval of a father who's got his own issues but has learned to handle them far more healthily than I have. Forgive me! It wasn't my fault!' Yes, that's what I'm predicting he'll say. Word for word.
And I still hope that Neji and Naruto will end up together! Come on, with Neji finally loosening up a wee, he needs AND deserves his time in the sun. Along with a careful, gradual, hopefully minimally painful realization that Naruto cannot remove Sasuke from his heart. Which frustrates me to no end but I've already stated why so, bang up Kitsune and/or bunny that you are! I can't wait -but I will, since possession is not one of my skills...yet- for your next addition.
Sincerely,
Lady B
Good Goddess, this was longer than my last one! I've got to stop doing this!
Sweet Gods on a cracker with jam and cashew butter! -Goodness, am I hungry.- You're back! Just when I was preparing a gently cajoling, mildly homicidal review for you. Just mildly homicidal of course. But then you and your fluffy bunny tail wonderfulness decided to be wise and update. Good bunny, nice bunny. Before I say anything else let me get this out of my system= That BI@#H! Not you, of course, my dear but Sasuke. Sasuke’s the bi#%h. I am really not liking him. No, no, no. I haven’t for a while actually but this just makes it worse. Grrr -Growls like the Killer Bunny that guards the Holy Grail. See I did read your AN. ;p- He's a whining, narcissistic, possessive, stalker-y - not a word, I know.- many times outright abusive bi%$h. And I say this with love in my heart.
But there's a thin line, ladies and gentlemen -Gentlemen whom Sasuke has proven himself NOT TO BE ONE OF!-, between love and hate. Neji knows this, Kiba acknowledges this. Now if only Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke would get a clue! Naruto, the insecure, loveable oaf, because he was, and still sort of is, in an abusive, adulterous relationship with that needy, parasitic, issue filled user, Sakura since she blatantly, but stupidly, manipulated her way into the marriage bed with the parasite. -A.K.A. Sasuke. And who doesn't know that when you're committing actions that are not all on the up and up you do not leave the evidence tra-la-la on your email account! And is she so dumb that 'Sasuke-kun' =enter disgusted look here= is her password! Anyone who's spoken with her in the last decade could have wrangled that out of her!- Still, while the pink hair dye has made a little dumber, especially for the steps that she has taken to get to where she is now, if she hadn't never would it bring Sasuke, the truly manipulative, cruel, selfish, simultaneously sadistic and masochistic, insecure, bogged-down-with-extremely-stringent-traditions-and-not-handling-them-very-well-at-all, Oh-Daddy-why-won't-you-ever-love-me-like-I-need-you-to child that he really is, to his current point in life. His fictional life...I know he's not real. {Yes he is!} Silence!
*Ahem* I'd simply like to say that while I will admit that Sasuke needed to know what Sakura has done to him, a good deal of his grief has come about by his own making and machinations. While he and Naruto can be wonderful and excellently epic together, Sasuke will not allow it and cannot allow himself to be happy with anyone else. Naruto can. -at least I hope he can; he deserves it. Sasuke does too but not with Naruto, not with the way he's treated him, and not until he suffers a little more.- Also, I fear that once Sasuke has gotten over the feelings of well deserved rage and humiliation at being used, he'll go scampering off to Naruto, proclaiming all the while that 'It was her fault! She's why we're like this now! Be angry at her! And comfort me. Completely disregard how I've used you for decades like a two cent whore, just because I wanted the approval of a father who's got his own issues but has learned to handle them far more healthily than I have. Forgive me! It wasn't my fault!' Yes, that's what I'm predicting he'll say. Word for word.
And I still hope that Neji and Naruto will end up together! Come on, with Neji finally loosening up a wee, he needs AND deserves his time in the sun. Along with a careful, gradual, hopefully minimally painful realization that Naruto cannot remove Sasuke from his heart. Which frustrates me to no end but I've already stated why so, bang up Kitsune and/or bunny that you are! I can't wait -but I will, since possession is not one of my skills...yet- for your next addition.
Sincerely,
Lady B
Good Goddess, this was longer than my last one! I've got to stop doing this!
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May 14, 2010 at 12:00 AM
OK get your bunny butt over here!
I happen to like cliffhangers, gives you something to look forward to.
besides, just good business sense!
"my world" is just achingly appropriate for them, huh?
now you can name the next chapter "your busted" (on the Phineas and Ferb soundtract!)
funny I took the same offence as Neji with the key scene, although I don't think I
would have been so willing to hand it over even after the cutsy Naruto...
love the three's rollercoaster, delicious:)
(it is a lovely threesome, oh and a foursome if you throw in Sai...all that dark with the one pinnicle of light...*drool*)
sorry, sorry back to you, all the bits make this flow, thank your fluffy goddess butt, that is your earthly form?
and oh my, but were are heading for 'THE' confrontation!
take your time to write love, do it when the muse tickles, and thanks:)
I happen to like cliffhangers, gives you something to look forward to.
besides, just good business sense!
"my world" is just achingly appropriate for them, huh?
now you can name the next chapter "your busted" (on the Phineas and Ferb soundtract!)
funny I took the same offence as Neji with the key scene, although I don't think I
would have been so willing to hand it over even after the cutsy Naruto...
love the three's rollercoaster, delicious:)
(it is a lovely threesome, oh and a foursome if you throw in Sai...all that dark with the one pinnicle of light...*drool*)
sorry, sorry back to you, all the bits make this flow, thank your fluffy goddess butt, that is your earthly form?
and oh my, but were are heading for 'THE' confrontation!
take your time to write love, do it when the muse tickles, and thanks:)
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May 14, 2010 at 12:00 AM
ok i think sasuke's been punished enough and i'm sick of neji being wit naruto. neji doesn't belong wit him....ever. lol. it's time for naruto to blow up at stupid sakura for what she did cuz the skank deserves it. i am soooooo glad sasuke has found out!!!
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May 14, 2010 at 12:00 AM
ok! Let me stop laughing and pull my face together so I can type.. Because it seems there had been an accident! You have left us with another jaw dropping back breaking cliffy dog-gone-it! Give yourself a stern talking to please:) The Sasuke Neji openner was so good! I done know what I though would happen. Those two are so subdued but the blood was definitly boiling:) The puppy look from Sasuke had me feeling sorry for him I can't help it! Then the next minute I'm all laughing and smiling with Neji and Naruto and the key! I want Sasuke and Naruto together but I have enjoyed the time with Neji to:) I'm sooo happy Sasuke click on the email(yes,yes) The time had come for Mrs.Uchiha Pink?! Fluffy little bunny with the cotton tail I love your story ^_^
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May 14, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Oooh! Ha! Weasel your way out of this one Sakura! And for the love of all that is holy Sasuke do what needs to be done. cough, Naruto, cough.
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May 13, 2010 at 12:00 AM
OMFG CATFIGHT!!!! Why did you stop them?! I would have paid money to read about Neji handing Sasuke his girly-ass...
It's about time Sasuke figured out he'd been duped by the team of Fugaku and Sakura. In addition to being girly, he's witless, too. Not exactly a combination I'd want in a man, no matter who he is; of course, I'm not Sakura Uchiha, either...
Okay, I'm done now.
/bashing
It's about time Sasuke figured out he'd been duped by the team of Fugaku and Sakura. In addition to being girly, he's witless, too. Not exactly a combination I'd want in a man, no matter who he is; of course, I'm not Sakura Uchiha, either...
Okay, I'm done now.
/bashing
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May 13, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I agree cliffhangers are evil!! but I still love this story! Ahh sasuke you fool, he needs to realize what he has done before it's too late! I'm glad that naruto has found someone to make him happy but it'll mean neji will be that much more sad if naruto ever gets back with sasuke!!! ahhhh the dilemma.......hahaa highlight of the day =D keep up the good work!
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May 13, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I don't often add reviews to be honest but I have to say your last author's note at the end of chapter 15 had me giggling! Cliffhangers may be evil but that's half the fun of good writing! *hands over more chocolate to fuel muses*
I'm loving your story and all the drama! ^^ I think it's the beginning of the end for Miss Sakura's charming innocent act...
I'm loving your story and all the drama! ^^ I think it's the beginning of the end for Miss Sakura's charming innocent act...
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May 13, 2010 at 12:00 AM
You did it AGAIN! You little evil conniving bunny suit wearing- evil evil woman!!! First you Leave me grasping at...!! Wait ... Oh thank God, i had to double check and make sure this was in the Naruto/Sasuke category so I could hold on to my hope that Sasuke and Naruto will be together at the end of all this!!! I'm secretly hoping either Neji or Sasuke gets hit by a bus. If Neji gets hit, maybe, hopefully, he'll be out of the picture, forever. If Sasuke gets hit, maybe Naruto will come running to him and never ever ever ever leave his side again, and also having to say goodbye to Neji cuz all his love is going to Sasuke where it truly belongs! So while I'm reading about Naruto breaking it off with Sasuke again, my insides are rolling with anxiousness, and low and behold you turn around and have Sasuke destroy his treasure, ONLY to find out what Sakura's scheming ass has been up to the whole time!!! YOU ARE SO LUCKY I ONLY HAVE ONE PROJECT AND ONE EXAM TO TAKE FOR THE REST OF THIS SEMESTER OR YOU WOULD HAVE TOTALLY SCREWED ME!!! Dx !!! -Runs around kicking over buildings and flipping cars like a rampaging 50ft Gorilla- Ooooohhhhh your next update had better be something or so help me I will destroy all the chocolate in the world and you will have to live without FOREVER!! DX!!!!!
Love Always,
Your loyal reader and fan,
Kei-Chan
Love Always,
Your loyal reader and fan,
Kei-Chan
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May 13, 2010 at 12:00 AM
This is the best Naruto x Sasuke story ever! Thank you for a great update.