ANKO 101

Sorry for the long wait, I had like 4 essays's to complete so I wasn't
able to work on it for quite a while please forgive!! Anyway, that's right
folk's this is a Naruto x Anko fic. Didn't think someone wasn't crazy enough
to do it, well your wrong!!! Hahahahahahahaha!! Okay I'm done
laughing. Anyway this is an AU Sasuke didn't leave to go join the
sound, there will be a hint of OOC. But enough of this pointless drivel on
with the show!

Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto


ANKO 101

By. NINJ4

Chapter 1:


It was a beautiful day in Kanoha the birds were singing, the sun is shining,
people were busy complete their errands. Indeed it was a peaceful day
for the ninja village and everybody was enjoying it…well almost everybody.

"God, I'm so fucking bored," said one Mitarashi Anko, who was hanging outside
on the roof of her apartment. Yes the snake kunochi was indeed bored. She likes
action, violence, blood, anything that can get her blood pumping. "There's got to be
something to do around here," she thought for a bit on what she can do. Mission's
were out of the question since there's none, not even one D class mission was available.
She could go to closes bar and drink till she puked, but then she'll have to deal with
the monster hangover that will be waiting for her in the morning. She sat there
looking at the blue-sky trying figure out how to get rid of her boredom.

Then it finally her, the one thing she likes to do besides killing. SEX. Yes, when she
isn't cutting a mans throat, she's riding his dick all night long. The only problem is
with who? She got to her feet and start hopping building to building to out she will
do it with. She had sex with a plenty of guys and they all didn't satisfy her nearly
enough. She wondered why that is. Then hit her the reason why she didn't feel
satisfied was because all the men she had sex with were in control and not her. She
was the kind that wants to be in charge. Since she figured out that little problem
Anko came to another one. Most of the men in Kanoha like being in charge of the
whole thing and the only way that a man didn't was because he was clueless virgin.
" Where the hell am I going to find a guy like that," she said out loud to herself.

She stopped hopping and thought how many men she knows that are still virgins. After
two seconds thinking she came up with zero. 'Great, just when I thought that I was
going to have some fun I find out that I don't have anyone to play with,' she thought.
Just when Anko thought she has lost all hope she hears the rambling's of someone
familiar.

" Dammit Sasuke, stop using your blood limit and fight like a man!!"

Anko turned her head to see who was yelling. Her eyes came across of four people.
One was a male jounin with silver hair; he had his headband cover his left eye and was reading
something that caused the man to blush slightly. One was a girl with bright pink who was staring
a boy with jet-black hair with a face that screamed the word prick, well to her anyway. But
the one that had her full attention was a jumping blonde that had obviously loved
the color orange.

" How else am I going to kill my brother if I don't have anything to practice the sharigan on dope,"
replied Sasuke.

Anko continued looking at the four with curiosity. The jounin was doing nothing but read his book.
The girl with pink was obvious in love with the black haired kid, since she punched the blonde
in the face for giving him the finger, and ran off with him when he walked away saying
something about training. Anko was thinking where she knew the little blonde. She had a
terrible memory when it came to people. Then she remembers where she meet the
little blonde. It was during the chunnin exams where she seen him. " Naruto," she said remembering
his name since he screamed it as loud as she does her own. She also remembers
when she threw a kunai at Naruto and licking his blood off his face. She giggled at
remembering his expression and also licking her lips remembering how good his skin and
blood tasted.

Then is got a naughty idea, a very naughty idea. 'Why the hell not?' she thought.
Even though her common sense is screaming no he's still a child and it's wrong,
but since when the hell did she ever listen it before. ' Now, how am I going to approach this?
I can't just walk up to him and say " Hey Naruto! Want to have sex!" that would be
stupid. What I need to do is get him alone and work my magic on him. But how?'
she pondered.

"Hey Kakashi-sensei teach me a cool jutsu," screamed Naruto at his sensei.

"Sorry Naruto but I'm busy, a Keade is going to confess her love to Keitaro
and I want to find out what happens," replied Kakashi his eye never leaving his
book.

"Oh man!" said Naruto knowing well his pervert sensei isn't going to teach him
anything. He walked up to tree and started climbing it without the use of his hands.

'Bingo,' Anko thought while listening to their conversation. A sinister smile appeared
on her face when she thought on how to get the young genin alone. 'This is going to
be fun.' She didn't waste any time and vanished in a puff of smoke, to only reappear
next to Kakashi. "Hello Kakashi-kun enjoying your story," she said to the silver haired
jounin.

"Hello Anko. What brings you here?" Kakashi asked, his eye never leaving his novel.

"Oh nothing, just came over here to ask a little favor," she replied.

"Oh?" Kakashi said his eye finally leaving his story, "What kind of favor are we
talking about here?" he asked having his eye looking at her now.

"Well you see, there's no missions today and I'm bored. Then I see you and your team
having so much fun with each other. So to make a long story short. Can I borrow one
of your students today?"

"What? Why?" asked Kakashi, shocked at her request.

"It looks like fun and I always wondered what's it like teach somebody instead of killing
them. So can I?"

"Well let me think about it for a sec," he said. 'She's up to something I know it, but what
I don't know. It would be irresponsible to just give her one; then again it's not everyday
Anko would ask for a request like this before and what's the harm its not like she's going
to sleep with one of them' he thought. "Okay Anko I don't see the harm. Which one
do you want?"

"That's easy," she said, " I want him." She pointed at Naruto who was running up and
down a tree.

"Naruto?" he said scratching his head. " Well it's your choice. Hey, Naruto come
over here I have somebody who wants to meet you."

"Really?" replied Naruto. He stops climbing and start running toward Kakashi. " Who
is it?" he asked. When he saw Anko he immediately stopped and gone completely pale.

"Hey remember me," she said and giving Naruto a wink.

"YOU! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!!" screamed Naruto pointing at Anko
and taking a step back.

"I assume you two have already meet," said Kakashi looking at the two. " Well
since we don't need any introductions I'll get to the point. Anko here has requested
to train you for today," he simply said like it's no big deal.

"What!?!" said Naruto not believing his ears.

"You heard him I choose you to be my apprentice for the day. Now come on we
have to get better acquainted," she said while grabbing Naruto's hand not giving him
a chance to say no. Kakashi can only watched as Anko and Naruto vanish in a puff
of smoke.


End of Chapter 1


Well I hope you like it the sex scene is on the next chapter. I'll try to
Get done ASAP. Please point out any errors I made. Till then I'll catch you later.