Eerie Queerie
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,069
Reviews:
36
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Prologue
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Warning: Yaoi yumminess;) Don’t like…don’t read…don’t complain!
A/N: This will be a spin-off of the manga "Eerie Queerie"...basically same outline, different plot! ENJOY and REVIEW;)
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Prologue
What would constitute as a typical day in the life of an average high school teenager? For many, they’d reply with: you get up, go to school, hang out, come home, and go to sleep. And this cycle repeats itself nine months out of twelve. But if you’re lucky, you’d find that “significant other” to share this oh-so-monotonous time together. Sigh, the joys of adolescent youth (note the sarcasm).
Unfortunately for the blond sprinting to school (and fortunately for us:), today is nothing like a typical day.
“Damn, Damn, DAMN!” He cursed between mouthfuls of bread – his pitiful breakfast.
“Stupid defective alarm clock!” He grimaced as he recalled the said clock that’s now lying in pieces on the opposite side of the bedroom from where he had thrown it this morning.
“They should’ve made the thing sturdier!” He grumbled.
Such is the life of being Uzumaki Naruto’s alarm clock: glorious when it was first bought in hopes of actually waking up on time. Now, barely 12 hours later, it’s lying in a heap on the floor as a result for attempting to do its job. ‘Attempt’ being the operative word. Naruto gives new meaning to the phrase “sleep like the dead,” as the alarm clock joyously noted during the 3 hours it had tried, and obviously failed, to wake him up. Poor little clock…may it rest in peace…amen.
Engrossed as he was in the self-debate of the merits of alarm clocks, it was hardly surprising that Naruto was forced to a halt by the end of the sidewalk coughing. Between gulps of air Naruto mentally noted to never eat, grumble, and sprint at the same time. Though this combo doesn’t seem detrimental, it’d be best to keep in mind that his fellow classmates refer to him as the “walking hazard,” who probably couldn’t do two things at once…much less three!
It was when his coughing subsides that he heard it – a faint sniffling sound. He glanced curiously toward the noise and that’s when he saw her crouching by the lamp post on the side of the road.
Who might she be, you ask?
Well, to us readers ‘she’ is just another face in the crowd. Among the billions of people that roam the streets everyday, that’s hardly comes as a surprise. But what does surprise Naruto was the lack of compassion that he saw in the faces of people that passed by. To put it rudely, they acted as if she was non-existent. Obviously they needed an eye check, because a tear stained face practically screamed “damsel in distress.”
“Heartless bastards!” Naruto mutter underneath his breath. Though compassion compels him to give aid, he mentally admitted that his curiosity was aroused as to what could’ve made her look so utterly helpless.
‘Curiosity kills the cat,’ so goes the famous saying.
Shaking his head, Naruto pushed the disturbing thought away as he approached the girl. Flashing his characteristic grin he asked: “Ne, ne, are you ok?”
Pale pink hair whipped around as the girl suddenly turned towards Naruto. Her sweet scent wafted with the breeze and tickled Naruto’s nose. Closing his eyes as he inhaled the intoxicating fragrance, his mind concluded with just two words: cherry blossoms. Slowly he opened his eyes and saw her clasped hands which had effectively silenced a gasp. Unfortunately, her jade-colored eyes belied her disbelieve and shock.
Naruto extended his hand toward hers as he asked benignly: “Can you stand?”
A wave of emotions swept over her face as fresh tears leaked out of the corners of her eyes. Naruto blanched and jerked his hand back, unsure of what to do next. He barely knows what to say to a girl, much less how to appease one that’s bawling her pretty eyes out!
Knowing he was the catalyst that somehow provoked this uncharacteristic reaction, Naruto backed away slowly while apologizing profusely. Amid the incessant ramblings, the pink haired girl leaped into the air and latched on to Naruto squealing:
“You can SEE me!”
Thoroughly confused, Naruto watched dumbfounded while she pushed off of him and twirled deliriously in the air. She floated in front of him and patiently waited for his mind to piece the puzzle together. (Can we say s-l-o-w?)
Suddenly the truth flashed as pure and simple as the sparkle of diamond, as startling as a sudden burst of thunder. Naruto mentally kicked himself for his stupidness and muttered: “Yup, curiosity killed the cat.”
'And now the cat’s gone a-haunting...' He mentally added.
With a sigh Naruto wished he was still in his soft, warm bed; but unfortunately for him (and fortunately for us:), his day has just begun.
tbc…
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Questions? Comments? Curses? Please be kind with when reviewing!
Incentive: The more reviews, the more inclined I’d be to spit out the next chapter!
Warning: Yaoi yumminess;) Don’t like…don’t read…don’t complain!
A/N: This will be a spin-off of the manga "Eerie Queerie"...basically same outline, different plot! ENJOY and REVIEW;)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Prologue
What would constitute as a typical day in the life of an average high school teenager? For many, they’d reply with: you get up, go to school, hang out, come home, and go to sleep. And this cycle repeats itself nine months out of twelve. But if you’re lucky, you’d find that “significant other” to share this oh-so-monotonous time together. Sigh, the joys of adolescent youth (note the sarcasm).
Unfortunately for the blond sprinting to school (and fortunately for us:), today is nothing like a typical day.
“Damn, Damn, DAMN!” He cursed between mouthfuls of bread – his pitiful breakfast.
“Stupid defective alarm clock!” He grimaced as he recalled the said clock that’s now lying in pieces on the opposite side of the bedroom from where he had thrown it this morning.
“They should’ve made the thing sturdier!” He grumbled.
Such is the life of being Uzumaki Naruto’s alarm clock: glorious when it was first bought in hopes of actually waking up on time. Now, barely 12 hours later, it’s lying in a heap on the floor as a result for attempting to do its job. ‘Attempt’ being the operative word. Naruto gives new meaning to the phrase “sleep like the dead,” as the alarm clock joyously noted during the 3 hours it had tried, and obviously failed, to wake him up. Poor little clock…may it rest in peace…amen.
Engrossed as he was in the self-debate of the merits of alarm clocks, it was hardly surprising that Naruto was forced to a halt by the end of the sidewalk coughing. Between gulps of air Naruto mentally noted to never eat, grumble, and sprint at the same time. Though this combo doesn’t seem detrimental, it’d be best to keep in mind that his fellow classmates refer to him as the “walking hazard,” who probably couldn’t do two things at once…much less three!
It was when his coughing subsides that he heard it – a faint sniffling sound. He glanced curiously toward the noise and that’s when he saw her crouching by the lamp post on the side of the road.
Who might she be, you ask?
Well, to us readers ‘she’ is just another face in the crowd. Among the billions of people that roam the streets everyday, that’s hardly comes as a surprise. But what does surprise Naruto was the lack of compassion that he saw in the faces of people that passed by. To put it rudely, they acted as if she was non-existent. Obviously they needed an eye check, because a tear stained face practically screamed “damsel in distress.”
“Heartless bastards!” Naruto mutter underneath his breath. Though compassion compels him to give aid, he mentally admitted that his curiosity was aroused as to what could’ve made her look so utterly helpless.
‘Curiosity kills the cat,’ so goes the famous saying.
Shaking his head, Naruto pushed the disturbing thought away as he approached the girl. Flashing his characteristic grin he asked: “Ne, ne, are you ok?”
Pale pink hair whipped around as the girl suddenly turned towards Naruto. Her sweet scent wafted with the breeze and tickled Naruto’s nose. Closing his eyes as he inhaled the intoxicating fragrance, his mind concluded with just two words: cherry blossoms. Slowly he opened his eyes and saw her clasped hands which had effectively silenced a gasp. Unfortunately, her jade-colored eyes belied her disbelieve and shock.
Naruto extended his hand toward hers as he asked benignly: “Can you stand?”
A wave of emotions swept over her face as fresh tears leaked out of the corners of her eyes. Naruto blanched and jerked his hand back, unsure of what to do next. He barely knows what to say to a girl, much less how to appease one that’s bawling her pretty eyes out!
Knowing he was the catalyst that somehow provoked this uncharacteristic reaction, Naruto backed away slowly while apologizing profusely. Amid the incessant ramblings, the pink haired girl leaped into the air and latched on to Naruto squealing:
“You can SEE me!”
Thoroughly confused, Naruto watched dumbfounded while she pushed off of him and twirled deliriously in the air. She floated in front of him and patiently waited for his mind to piece the puzzle together. (Can we say s-l-o-w?)
Suddenly the truth flashed as pure and simple as the sparkle of diamond, as startling as a sudden burst of thunder. Naruto mentally kicked himself for his stupidness and muttered: “Yup, curiosity killed the cat.”
'And now the cat’s gone a-haunting...' He mentally added.
With a sigh Naruto wished he was still in his soft, warm bed; but unfortunately for him (and fortunately for us:), his day has just begun.
tbc…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Questions? Comments? Curses? Please be kind with when reviewing!
Incentive: The more reviews, the more inclined I’d be to spit out the next chapter!