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10 Things Naruto is not alowed to do

By: MindGames5150
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 3
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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10 Things Naruto is not alowed to do

I present to you, 10 things Naruto is no longer allowed to do, for reasons I hope are self explanitory!

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1.- I am not allowed to call Sasuke "Duckbutt", public or otherwise

2.- I am not allowed to refer to the Kazakage as "Pandaman"

3.- I am not allowed to take away Chouji's chips and tease him with them for my own personal amusement

4.- I am not allowed to use henge, transform into The Third and run through the village butt naked, because it tends to make people freak out since he is dead

5.- I am not allowed to summon Gamabunta, have him transform into Kyuubi, and use him to frighten the villagers

6.- I am not allowed to take and hide Kakashi-sensie's naughty book, since this tends to make him shaky and clammy

7.- I am not allowed to give Rock Lee alchohal ever again

8.- I am not allowed to put hallucanagenics in Neji's drink just to see him walk around and tell people "My God! I can see your brain!"

9.- I am not allowed to (in accordance with what I did to Neji) give hallucanagenics to Gaara and watch him try and outrun his sand while he screams in fear

10.- I am not allowed to tell Orochimaru "Dude, find your happy place" under any circamstances


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