The HouseMates
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
Chapters:
2
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1,207
Reviews:
41
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Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
CHAPTER ONE
Chapter 1- Hyuuga-Uchiha??
A/N-I've already published this story so im going to delete the old one because it was scruffy and rushed. This new one has a tad more detail and there better explenations, The plot is a little different as well.
Disclaimer- ***highly monotomous*** i do not own any shares or properties of the Narutotm Manga or Anime. So don't sue.
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The busy streets oh Konohagakure were littered with people and ninja of all ages. One particular person would probably catch your eye most was Uzumaki Naruto. A nineteen year old boy/guy, outcast since birth. He walked lazily through the streets, clutching a large bag, that appered to contain all his wordly possessions. His spiky hair was flat on his head, wet with rain, from hours ago. He groaned as he walked..."Could my life possibly get any worse??"
*FLASHBACK*
"Hey Sasuke! Seeing as were all adults now, do you wanna move in with me? As a flatmate?"
"Sorry Sakura, I already got an offer. Why don't you move in with Naruto?"
The blonde practically exploded.
"Are you insane!?!? That's practically suicide! It was bad enough being in the same cell as him back in ninja academy. Besides," said Sakura, sighing. "He's already got someone too. I could try living on my own..."
"Hey Sakura! You can move in with me!!"
"Lee? Oh, okay."
Rock Lee punched the air and did a victory dance. "Im living with Sakura! Im living with Sakura!"
"Um Sakura? Naruto's gonna be living with us too."
ELSEWHERE(still in flashback)
"Look! Naruto! She's my girlfriend! I can screw her fine own, thank you very much!"
"But Leee! She came onto me-"
"Don't wanna here it! You have two weeks to move out!"
Naruto was out in less that twenty minutes. He later found himself on a public phone. "Um...Tenten? You still need a flatmate...?"
"Kiba! Do you have to do that in my room?!?!"
"But there's a cockroach in my room and Akamaru's scared!"
"What about the bathroom?"
"EWWWW!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHH!! YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE!! I'm outta here!"
After that, was Ino. God. Ino, Ino, Ino.
"NARUTO! STOP IT! I told you I have a boyfriend! No! I will not dump him for you- stop doing that!!!"
*END FLASHBACK*
Naruto banged his head on the street lamp. "Oooohhhhh...I've ruined myself. I shoulda stayed with Tenten..." He sat down in a cafe and stayed there for four hours, putting away at least twenty orange juices. The waiter finally came up to him. "Having a bad day sir?"
"Don't call me sir. I don't deserve respect. And no, My day is going great!"
"Well, it is eight pm and were're closing soon so...do you mind?"
"Yea sure." With a great heave, Naruto lifted himslef from the seat and left the cafe. "Aaaahhhh, StarBucks. Even you've turned against me. After hours of walking in the dark streets, Naruto finally sat down on a bench and finally realised he was home less. "Damn. Life's a bitch"
After forty minutes of sleep, Naruto woke up to find his bag gone and his wallet missing. "Shit!" On the verge of going on a killing spree, Naruto was surprised by a piece of paper blown in his face. He took it off and read it.
*MALE FLATMATE NEEDED TO TAKE UP SPACE IN OUR HUGE HOUSE. WILL BE SHARING WITH TWO OTHER GUYS. NO RENT REQUIRED. COME ON...YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! CALL ON 845 67339*
Naruto was on a public telephone in a flash. It rang...then it rang some more...three more rings...'Hello? Uchiha-Hyuuga household!!' came a cheery voice from the other end. Naruto gasped.
'Neji?'
'Naruto! How good to speak to you! What can I do ya?!!?'
'Um...you're different. Well I saw the ad in the paper and...'
'Oh! You wanna move in? Okay then, why don't you drop by right now?'
'Ummm, sure.'
'Well, see ya!'
'Neji! Wait! Uchiha-Hyuuga household? You're living with Itachi?'
'God! Hell no! He'd eat me alive. Sasuke actually.'
*YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF CREDIT. PLEASE INSERT YEN EQUIVILANT OF A QUARTER*
Naruto cut the line and walked out of the phone box. That had been the last of his change. He truly would worship Neji and Sasuke....
THREE HOURS LATER-1:00am
An exhausted Naruto finally made it to the house and rang the door bell. It was answered in seconds. Neji was standing there, wide awake, wearing *nothing* but a long office shirt and a tie. *Nothing else*. "Hey. Naruto. You made it alive. I see you travel light."
"It's a rescent hobby."said Naruto. Rubbing his eyes as he walked in. The house was dimly lit and Naruto followed Neji to the lounge where an old black and white horror movie was blasting from the tv. Sasuke was fast asleep on the couch. Neji sat down next to him and nudjed his shoulders.
"Uchiha. Wake yourself. Naruto's here."
Sasuke sat up. "Naruto? Hey...long time, no see."
Naruto yawned. "Hi Sasuke. I see you're doing well."
"Actually, Neji's doing well. I just look after the house and do the cooking."
"Sooo," said Neji "Im gonna be living with Uzunaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke. This should be interesting."
"I'll show you your room, but first, we need to set some ground rules.1.NO going into my room without permission/knocking. 2. Like I said, I do the cooking round here. No touching my pots and pans unless under most serious circumstances. 3.I should warn you. Neji has a rather *active* social life and a *intimately demanding* job so do expect to find wierd *things* round the house.'
Naruto looked from Neji and Sasuke with a confused look on his face.
Neji sighed. "Im a stripper. Okay?" He yawned, stood up and left. "See ya guys."
Sasuke yawned as well. "Okay, I'd like to get to sleep as well, but first some advice. Neji is..*ahem*...well, how to put this?- GAY. Very Very GAY. And unfortunatly for you, he seems to find you attractive, so be careful. His flirtatious advances may brake the barriers of *flirtatious*."
"Hey, as long as I have a roof over my head."
"Glad you took it well. Right, let's show you your room..."
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tbc***
I have to say, I must be the most exhausted guy in the world right now. (chapter's over, this is the author speaking.) Chapter two MIGHT be up tomorrow, if I don't have too much homework. Man...a vagina would make this stuff so much easier. Girls get to multitask...T_T.
~Ramek~
IF YOU REVIEW IN THE NEXT TWO HOURS, ANOTHER CHAPTER WILL BE POSTED. YES! THIS FIC WAS DONE TODAY! 12TH OF NOVEMBER!
A/N-I've already published this story so im going to delete the old one because it was scruffy and rushed. This new one has a tad more detail and there better explenations, The plot is a little different as well.
Disclaimer- ***highly monotomous*** i do not own any shares or properties of the Narutotm Manga or Anime. So don't sue.
_______________________________________________________________
The busy streets oh Konohagakure were littered with people and ninja of all ages. One particular person would probably catch your eye most was Uzumaki Naruto. A nineteen year old boy/guy, outcast since birth. He walked lazily through the streets, clutching a large bag, that appered to contain all his wordly possessions. His spiky hair was flat on his head, wet with rain, from hours ago. He groaned as he walked..."Could my life possibly get any worse??"
*FLASHBACK*
"Hey Sasuke! Seeing as were all adults now, do you wanna move in with me? As a flatmate?"
"Sorry Sakura, I already got an offer. Why don't you move in with Naruto?"
The blonde practically exploded.
"Are you insane!?!? That's practically suicide! It was bad enough being in the same cell as him back in ninja academy. Besides," said Sakura, sighing. "He's already got someone too. I could try living on my own..."
"Hey Sakura! You can move in with me!!"
"Lee? Oh, okay."
Rock Lee punched the air and did a victory dance. "Im living with Sakura! Im living with Sakura!"
"Um Sakura? Naruto's gonna be living with us too."
ELSEWHERE(still in flashback)
"Look! Naruto! She's my girlfriend! I can screw her fine own, thank you very much!"
"But Leee! She came onto me-"
"Don't wanna here it! You have two weeks to move out!"
Naruto was out in less that twenty minutes. He later found himself on a public phone. "Um...Tenten? You still need a flatmate...?"
"Kiba! Do you have to do that in my room?!?!"
"But there's a cockroach in my room and Akamaru's scared!"
"What about the bathroom?"
"EWWWW!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHH!! YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE!! I'm outta here!"
After that, was Ino. God. Ino, Ino, Ino.
"NARUTO! STOP IT! I told you I have a boyfriend! No! I will not dump him for you- stop doing that!!!"
*END FLASHBACK*
Naruto banged his head on the street lamp. "Oooohhhhh...I've ruined myself. I shoulda stayed with Tenten..." He sat down in a cafe and stayed there for four hours, putting away at least twenty orange juices. The waiter finally came up to him. "Having a bad day sir?"
"Don't call me sir. I don't deserve respect. And no, My day is going great!"
"Well, it is eight pm and were're closing soon so...do you mind?"
"Yea sure." With a great heave, Naruto lifted himslef from the seat and left the cafe. "Aaaahhhh, StarBucks. Even you've turned against me. After hours of walking in the dark streets, Naruto finally sat down on a bench and finally realised he was home less. "Damn. Life's a bitch"
After forty minutes of sleep, Naruto woke up to find his bag gone and his wallet missing. "Shit!" On the verge of going on a killing spree, Naruto was surprised by a piece of paper blown in his face. He took it off and read it.
*MALE FLATMATE NEEDED TO TAKE UP SPACE IN OUR HUGE HOUSE. WILL BE SHARING WITH TWO OTHER GUYS. NO RENT REQUIRED. COME ON...YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! CALL ON 845 67339*
Naruto was on a public telephone in a flash. It rang...then it rang some more...three more rings...'Hello? Uchiha-Hyuuga household!!' came a cheery voice from the other end. Naruto gasped.
'Neji?'
'Naruto! How good to speak to you! What can I do ya?!!?'
'Um...you're different. Well I saw the ad in the paper and...'
'Oh! You wanna move in? Okay then, why don't you drop by right now?'
'Ummm, sure.'
'Well, see ya!'
'Neji! Wait! Uchiha-Hyuuga household? You're living with Itachi?'
'God! Hell no! He'd eat me alive. Sasuke actually.'
*YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF CREDIT. PLEASE INSERT YEN EQUIVILANT OF A QUARTER*
Naruto cut the line and walked out of the phone box. That had been the last of his change. He truly would worship Neji and Sasuke....
THREE HOURS LATER-1:00am
An exhausted Naruto finally made it to the house and rang the door bell. It was answered in seconds. Neji was standing there, wide awake, wearing *nothing* but a long office shirt and a tie. *Nothing else*. "Hey. Naruto. You made it alive. I see you travel light."
"It's a rescent hobby."said Naruto. Rubbing his eyes as he walked in. The house was dimly lit and Naruto followed Neji to the lounge where an old black and white horror movie was blasting from the tv. Sasuke was fast asleep on the couch. Neji sat down next to him and nudjed his shoulders.
"Uchiha. Wake yourself. Naruto's here."
Sasuke sat up. "Naruto? Hey...long time, no see."
Naruto yawned. "Hi Sasuke. I see you're doing well."
"Actually, Neji's doing well. I just look after the house and do the cooking."
"Sooo," said Neji "Im gonna be living with Uzunaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke. This should be interesting."
"I'll show you your room, but first, we need to set some ground rules.1.NO going into my room without permission/knocking. 2. Like I said, I do the cooking round here. No touching my pots and pans unless under most serious circumstances. 3.I should warn you. Neji has a rather *active* social life and a *intimately demanding* job so do expect to find wierd *things* round the house.'
Naruto looked from Neji and Sasuke with a confused look on his face.
Neji sighed. "Im a stripper. Okay?" He yawned, stood up and left. "See ya guys."
Sasuke yawned as well. "Okay, I'd like to get to sleep as well, but first some advice. Neji is..*ahem*...well, how to put this?- GAY. Very Very GAY. And unfortunatly for you, he seems to find you attractive, so be careful. His flirtatious advances may brake the barriers of *flirtatious*."
"Hey, as long as I have a roof over my head."
"Glad you took it well. Right, let's show you your room..."
_______________________________________________________________
tbc***
I have to say, I must be the most exhausted guy in the world right now. (chapter's over, this is the author speaking.) Chapter two MIGHT be up tomorrow, if I don't have too much homework. Man...a vagina would make this stuff so much easier. Girls get to multitask...T_T.
~Ramek~
IF YOU REVIEW IN THE NEXT TWO HOURS, ANOTHER CHAPTER WILL BE POSTED. YES! THIS FIC WAS DONE TODAY! 12TH OF NOVEMBER!