Akatsuki Maddness
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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
1,205
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Akatsuki Maddness
[Konnichiwa all. First I need to explain what this is exactly, I'm a member of a Naruto RP site called Naruto Chronicles [http://z8.invisionfree.com/Naruto_Chronicals/index.php?] check it out it's heaps fun. Anyway this became a game we set up because we were hogging the C-box [still are at times] Hoshiko, my companion in this crime, is a Profile S-mod and controls canon characters Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba and Garra. While I, dear Kistune veteran member, control canon characters Umino Iruka, Rock Lee and Deidara. As well as our own.
We came up with this and it's still in progress at the momeent. Great fun, hope you guys enjoy it. It might seem a little odd how it's written but it's done in sections, Hoshiko's characters then mine. Apart from Deidara neither of us play the other Akatsuki members we were just having fun. =^.^=
AKATSUKI MADDNESS!!
Tobi: Why does Deidara-sempai hate me so? TT_TT
Hoshiko: There there Tobi-san! *hugs*
Deidara: *glaring at Tobi* Pain in the......
Kitsune: Aww.....come on now he's really not that bad. Isn't that right Hoshiko?
Hoshiko: Hmm... I wonder what's behind your mask... *tries to take it off*
Tobi: NNNHHH! No! *tackles Hoshiko to the ground*
Hoshiko: AHH! KITSUNE-CHAN! DEIDARA-SENPIA!! HELPP!
Kitsune: Tobi-san! *dives onto pile*
Deidara: Not gonna help, nope. You think I have a big butt.
Kitsune: You don't now help me!!
Deidara: Tch. Fine. *throws clay spiders into pile.*
Tobi: AHHHH!!! SPIDERS!!! *flees behind Deidara* 8'(
Hoshiko: Aww ain't they cute... h-hey! w-wait! Don't blow us up! *hugs on to Kitsune* we're to beautiful to die!
Kitsune: *jumps into Hoshiko's arms* Ahh! I hate spiders!! TT_TT
Deidara: *looks at Tobi and sweatdrops*
Hoshiko: You two are so whimpy... *looks at Deidara smugly*
Tobi: I can't help it if they are creepy TT^TT
Kitsune: *pokes spider* Heh, I suppose these ones aren't all that bad.
Deidara: *evil grin* Oh yeah? KATSU!!
*big huge effing spider comes in*
Hoshiko: ... Holy moses on a pogo stick o___o
Tobi: OMG!!! *tries to hide in Deidara's cloak*
Deidara: *beats Tobi trying to get into his robes* Not on the first date!.....aw crud.
Kitsune: 0o.......er okay. *looks at spider and screams*
Deidara: *banging head against tree*
Hoshiko: Deidara-senpai, I never knew you felt that way :3
Tobi: First date? What's that?
Hoshiko: *sweatdrops*
Kitsune: well you see Tobi when a man and a.......er Deidara would you explain?
Deidara: *kicks Tobi off him* What you're not getting! *mumbles* Unless you ask nicely.
Kitsune: .............Um. Dei-kun, what happened to you un?
Deidara: 0o!
Tobi: @___@
Hoshiko: *sigh* this is what happens when you let fan girls Role play with you...
*Kiba appears and then hides quickly*
Kitsune: *pokes Tobi* Oi, you alive?
Deidara: curse you fangirls........*sniff* what smells like wet dog un?
Hoshiko: Dog? KIBA!!! oWo where is he?!
Tobi: Oww...
*Kiba dissapears again*
Kistune: *in the fashion of an evil scientist* He's alive hahahaha!
*cue lightning*
Deidara: Okay, that was.........odd, un.
Hoshiko: He left TT^TT
Tobi: Eek! *hides behind Deidara*
Deidara: *looks at Tobi*
Kistune: aww........come back Tobi. I have candy! ^^
Deidara: like he's stupid enough to fall for that un.
Hoshiko: Oh my.
Tobi: CANDY! OWO *jumps on Kitsune and takes Candy* Candy candy candy |3
Deidara: *sweatdrop* ..........I stand corrected, un.
Kistune: *petting Tobi and feeding him candy* Hoshiko-chan, can we keep him? I'll look after him, it won't be like that other one.
Deidara: 0o..........TOBI FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI RUN UN!!
Hoshiko: Sure! ^^ Deidara do you want some candy ~_^
Tobi: Yummy :3
Deidara: *hands up backing away slowly* Hehe, no no I'm good un. I er.......had candy before un. *runs*
Kitsune: *huggling Tobi*
Hoshiko: I don't wanna keep you! for long! Please Deidara you're so pretty! You're the prettiest Akatsuki!!!! TT_TT
Tobi: Numnumnums :3
Deidara: You think I'm the prettiest un? *squee*
Kitsune: of corse you are Dei-kun.
Deidara: *squee*
Hoshiko: By far! *hugs*
Tobi: What about me? *sniff*
Hoshiko: Sorry Tobi-kun but... we can't really see your face. *peeks inside the hole*
Tobi: :-( *push*
Kitsune: aww......Poor Tobi-kun, I love ya you weirdo. Here have more candy. *shoves lollipop in his mouth*
Deidara: *stary* I'm pretty.
Kitsune: *has I feel pretty running through head* ^^
Hoshiko: Pretty and Witty and... *stops* Straight ^^;
Tobi: *giggles*
Deidara: *twitch* Well at least she better then Kisame and Itachi, un.
Kitsune: They tease you?
Deidara: *sniffles* Hai, un.
Hoshiko: *gasps and huggles Deidara* KISAME! ITACHI! GET IN HERE NOW >:C
Tobi: Uh-oh! *hides behind Kitsune*
Kitsune: oh boy. *hugs Tobi*
Deidara: *cries on Hoshiko's shoulder*
Kisame: Eh? What you want oonna?
Itachi: Why is Deidara crying?
Hoshiko: HAVE YOU BEEN MEAN TO DEIDARA-SAN?! >:C
Itachi: Err... >_> It was Kisame *points*
Tobi: *hugs Kitsune*
Kisame: ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MANKEN THINGY HIM!!
Deidara: Waaaah!!
Kitsune: *drags Tobi behind rocks for shelter*
Hoshiko: GRR!!! *tackles Kisame and Itachi to the ground*
Itachi: AHHH!
Tobi: I'm scared.
Hoshiko: *ties Kisame and Itachi, dresses them in girly clothes and puts make-up on them* NOW WHO ARE THE GIRLS?
Itachi: IT BURNS! IT BURRNNNNSSS!!!
Kitsune: *shivering* You're not the only one.
Deidara: *takes photo of Itach and Kisame* Blackmail material.
Kisame: *blink* Nani? *looks at clothes* Oi Itach-kun, doesn't this remind you of that party last week?
Itachi: Oh yeah...
Hoshiko: What party eh?
Itachi: *blush* nothing...
Hoshiko: Okay... is that better Deidara-san? :3
Deidara: Hai, un! ^^ I have to show this to Zetsu-kun, un. *sniffle* wish I could show Sasori-danna un.
Kitsune: uh......Tobi? Where did all my candy go?
Hoshiko: *pats* Shall we try blood sacrafice? *looks at Tobi*
Tobi: *chews* Er... what candy?
Itachi: Can we go now?
Hoshiko: NO! You shall sit there until Deidara-kun says. And until I call Sasuke.
Kitsune: TT_TT *mours loss of candy*
Deidara: Hai! Blood sacrifice! Where's Hidan when we need him? *hand on hip*
Kisame: Don't freak Itachi, remember who you're tied too. Please don't flip out. TT_TT
Itachi: WHAT?! NO! DON'T YOU DARE GET SASUKE! *wriggles but can't get loose* NOOOO!!!
Hoshiko: Hahaha >:3 *calls Sasuke* Sasuke? I have something you might wanna see. Alright, see you then. *puts down phone* YOSH!
Tobi: *spits out a lolly* want it?
Itachi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kitsune: *holding slobbered candy* Ew.........*shrugs and tosses it in mouth*
Deidara: *smiling at Hoshiko* Could I borrow that phone to call Hidan?
Kisame: TT_TT I'm gonna die, my own partner is gonna kill me. Calm down Itachi kudasai....I beg of you.
Hoshiko: Hai! *hands phone*
Itachi: RARRRWRWRWRWRWRWW!!!!!!
Tobi: nummies ^^
Sasuke: What's this? Itachi what the hell are you wearing? And is that... make-up?! HAHAHAHA!!!
Itachi: HOSHIKO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Kitsune: *hugs Tobi and prays to....someone*
Deidara: *riing* Wow, that was quick Hidan-kun......Uh huh....Yeah, anyway enough about you I want you to do a thingy to bring Sasori back un. Don't you call me that just do it or I'll put explosives in your alter un.......*screaming can be heard* ^^ Okay see you soon un.
Kisame: *chewing through ropes* Save me someone. Chew chew.
Hoshiko: :3
Sasuke: Aww poor Nii-san *takes pictures and walks off*
Itachi: NOOO!!! SASUKE!!! COME BACK! HOSHIKO UNTIE ME! DEIDARA! UNTIE MEE!!!
Tobi: You've got a friend in me... You've got a friend in mee!
Deidara: Noes un! You've been mean to me un!!
Kisame: *chews through rope* FREEDOM!! *dives behind rocks with Tobi and Kit*
Kitsune: Uh.........Hi Kisame-kun.
Kisame: Itachi's free too, oh god we're gonna die. *grabs Kit and whimpers*
Kitsune: *looks at Tobi and Kisame* Sweatdrop
Itachi: HOSHIKO!!!
Hoshiko: Hiya Itachi-sama *kisses him on the nose* :3
Itachi: *stops* What just happened?
Tobi: Eep! *hugs Kisame*
Kitsune: *shivering* So scary.
Kisame: Don't let me go.......Wait, Tobi? Nani?
Deidara: *takes a few steps back* I might...wait for Hidan over here okay.
Hidan: *as Dei bumps into him* .......
Itachi: She just kissed me...
Hoshiko: Puurrr! :3 *hugs Deidara*
Tobi: Hello Kisame ^^
Zetsu: Hey guys... what's up? Why is Itachi looking like that?
Kisame: *looks at Tobi and shrugs before going back to chewing on Kit's shoulder.*
Deidara: *being hugged* ^^
Hidan: Hm. *looks at Zetsu* Have you seen Kakuzu? *looks at Itachi* He got kissed.
Kitsune: ........*looks at Kisame* Are you.......chewing me?
Itachi: She kissed me. *sits by Kisame and hugs him* she kissed me...
Hoshiko: Aww Deidara-sama is so kawwii ^^
Zetsu: Uhh, where did he get kissed?
Tobi: ^^
Kakuzu: Did someone call?
Hidan: Yes. He *points at Dei* wants me to ressurect that damn puppeteer.
Kisame: *around a mouthful of Kit* Yup.
Kistune: But why? It kinda hurts with those sharp teeth and all.
Deidara: I'm kawaii. *snuggle*
Kisame: *still chewing* You taste good.
Itachi: Kisame, can we go home now, I feel funny... a nice funny...
Hoshiko: owo I wuv you Deidara!
Tobi: ^^
Zetsu: Where did she kiss him?
Kakuzu: Ah I see...
Kistune: No really Kisame it's hurting....alot and there's blood.
Kisame: munch munch munch
Hidan: On the nose I think. Now we need a blood sacrifice, maybe a fangirl they seem to ressurect. *evil smirk*
Deidara: I wuv you too.........! *he's caught up in the moment*
Kitsune: Kisame-kun, onegai. TT_TT
Itachi: *drags Kisame off of Kitsune* I WANNA GO HOME >:C
Hoshiko: *blush* :S
Zetsu: Ooh... Itachi hates that.
Tobi: ^^
Kakuzu: How about this one who won't get off my leg? *Hands one*
Kitsune: *gets dragged along with Kisame* Itachi-kun help........Kisame-kun, that's my jugular! *drags Tobi with them*
Kisame: Hmmm........Tasty. *is totally ignoring Itachi*
Deidara: Wow Hoshiko-chan, you really messed Itachi-kun up un. *grin*
Hidan: *pulling out scyth* She'll do. *messy gorey stuff happening*
Itachi: *is blushing* Shut up Dei-san... *pulls Kisame off of Kitsune* OFF!
Hoshiko: :3 I'll mess you up too *wink wink* haha kidding ;P
Kakuzu: Ow that has to hurt...
Tobi: ^^ *hugs on to Zetsu*
Zetsu: AHHH!
Kitsune: *lays dying from blood loose* x-x
Kisame: Aww Itachi-kun I was enjoying that, why do we have.......*realises Itachi is glaring at him* I'll be good. *cowers*
Deidara: 0o Um.........Let me take a raincheck un.
Hidan: *covered in blood* Hmm........that might not be enough. *grin* Toss us another one.
Itachi: Hoshiko made me feel weird.
Hoshiko: xDDDD Love you Dei-kun *huggles more*
Kakuzu: Here *throws another one*
Zetsu: Off Tobi!
Tobi: *lies on Kitsune* ^^
Kisame: *still being dragged by Itachi* But fox tastes nice. *pout*
Kitsune: *twitch*
Hidan: Mwahahahaha!! *continues hacking up some poor girl*
Deidara: *stares, blinks, shrugs then huggles Hoshiko back* I'm loved un!
Itachi: No. You can have fox at home!
Hoshiko: :3
Zetsu: I'm going... *Shrinks away*
Tobi: Nooo!
Kakuzu: When is Sasori-danna coming back?
Hidan: *finished killing....for now, says some strange words* Booya. Done.
Sasori: *looking around* Okay, what just happened? I was sitting in this place talking to.......something and now I'm here. *glare* Explain.
Hidan: I ressurected you.
Kitsune: *still twitching*
Kisame: Promise Itachi-kun? *teary puppy eyes*
Deidara: Sasori-danna? *high pitched squeal* SASORI-DANNA!! *tackle glomp*
Kitsune: Tobi? *regained conciousness*
[TO BE CONTINUED - GOD HELP US] =^.^=
We came up with this and it's still in progress at the momeent. Great fun, hope you guys enjoy it. It might seem a little odd how it's written but it's done in sections, Hoshiko's characters then mine. Apart from Deidara neither of us play the other Akatsuki members we were just having fun. =^.^=
AKATSUKI MADDNESS!!
Tobi: Why does Deidara-sempai hate me so? TT_TT
Hoshiko: There there Tobi-san! *hugs*
Deidara: *glaring at Tobi* Pain in the......
Kitsune: Aww.....come on now he's really not that bad. Isn't that right Hoshiko?
Hoshiko: Hmm... I wonder what's behind your mask... *tries to take it off*
Tobi: NNNHHH! No! *tackles Hoshiko to the ground*
Hoshiko: AHH! KITSUNE-CHAN! DEIDARA-SENPIA!! HELPP!
Kitsune: Tobi-san! *dives onto pile*
Deidara: Not gonna help, nope. You think I have a big butt.
Kitsune: You don't now help me!!
Deidara: Tch. Fine. *throws clay spiders into pile.*
Tobi: AHHHH!!! SPIDERS!!! *flees behind Deidara* 8'(
Hoshiko: Aww ain't they cute... h-hey! w-wait! Don't blow us up! *hugs on to Kitsune* we're to beautiful to die!
Kitsune: *jumps into Hoshiko's arms* Ahh! I hate spiders!! TT_TT
Deidara: *looks at Tobi and sweatdrops*
Hoshiko: You two are so whimpy... *looks at Deidara smugly*
Tobi: I can't help it if they are creepy TT^TT
Kitsune: *pokes spider* Heh, I suppose these ones aren't all that bad.
Deidara: *evil grin* Oh yeah? KATSU!!
*big huge effing spider comes in*
Hoshiko: ... Holy moses on a pogo stick o___o
Tobi: OMG!!! *tries to hide in Deidara's cloak*
Deidara: *beats Tobi trying to get into his robes* Not on the first date!.....aw crud.
Kitsune: 0o.......er okay. *looks at spider and screams*
Deidara: *banging head against tree*
Hoshiko: Deidara-senpai, I never knew you felt that way :3
Tobi: First date? What's that?
Hoshiko: *sweatdrops*
Kitsune: well you see Tobi when a man and a.......er Deidara would you explain?
Deidara: *kicks Tobi off him* What you're not getting! *mumbles* Unless you ask nicely.
Kitsune: .............Um. Dei-kun, what happened to you un?
Deidara: 0o!
Tobi: @___@
Hoshiko: *sigh* this is what happens when you let fan girls Role play with you...
*Kiba appears and then hides quickly*
Kitsune: *pokes Tobi* Oi, you alive?
Deidara: curse you fangirls........*sniff* what smells like wet dog un?
Hoshiko: Dog? KIBA!!! oWo where is he?!
Tobi: Oww...
*Kiba dissapears again*
Kistune: *in the fashion of an evil scientist* He's alive hahahaha!
*cue lightning*
Deidara: Okay, that was.........odd, un.
Hoshiko: He left TT^TT
Tobi: Eek! *hides behind Deidara*
Deidara: *looks at Tobi*
Kistune: aww........come back Tobi. I have candy! ^^
Deidara: like he's stupid enough to fall for that un.
Hoshiko: Oh my.
Tobi: CANDY! OWO *jumps on Kitsune and takes Candy* Candy candy candy |3
Deidara: *sweatdrop* ..........I stand corrected, un.
Kistune: *petting Tobi and feeding him candy* Hoshiko-chan, can we keep him? I'll look after him, it won't be like that other one.
Deidara: 0o..........TOBI FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI RUN UN!!
Hoshiko: Sure! ^^ Deidara do you want some candy ~_^
Tobi: Yummy :3
Deidara: *hands up backing away slowly* Hehe, no no I'm good un. I er.......had candy before un. *runs*
Kitsune: *huggling Tobi*
Hoshiko: I don't wanna keep you! for long! Please Deidara you're so pretty! You're the prettiest Akatsuki!!!! TT_TT
Tobi: Numnumnums :3
Deidara: You think I'm the prettiest un? *squee*
Kitsune: of corse you are Dei-kun.
Deidara: *squee*
Hoshiko: By far! *hugs*
Tobi: What about me? *sniff*
Hoshiko: Sorry Tobi-kun but... we can't really see your face. *peeks inside the hole*
Tobi: :-( *push*
Kitsune: aww......Poor Tobi-kun, I love ya you weirdo. Here have more candy. *shoves lollipop in his mouth*
Deidara: *stary* I'm pretty.
Kitsune: *has I feel pretty running through head* ^^
Hoshiko: Pretty and Witty and... *stops* Straight ^^;
Tobi: *giggles*
Deidara: *twitch* Well at least she better then Kisame and Itachi, un.
Kitsune: They tease you?
Deidara: *sniffles* Hai, un.
Hoshiko: *gasps and huggles Deidara* KISAME! ITACHI! GET IN HERE NOW >:C
Tobi: Uh-oh! *hides behind Kitsune*
Kitsune: oh boy. *hugs Tobi*
Deidara: *cries on Hoshiko's shoulder*
Kisame: Eh? What you want oonna?
Itachi: Why is Deidara crying?
Hoshiko: HAVE YOU BEEN MEAN TO DEIDARA-SAN?! >:C
Itachi: Err... >_> It was Kisame *points*
Tobi: *hugs Kitsune*
Kisame: ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MANKEN THINGY HIM!!
Deidara: Waaaah!!
Kitsune: *drags Tobi behind rocks for shelter*
Hoshiko: GRR!!! *tackles Kisame and Itachi to the ground*
Itachi: AHHH!
Tobi: I'm scared.
Hoshiko: *ties Kisame and Itachi, dresses them in girly clothes and puts make-up on them* NOW WHO ARE THE GIRLS?
Itachi: IT BURNS! IT BURRNNNNSSS!!!
Kitsune: *shivering* You're not the only one.
Deidara: *takes photo of Itach and Kisame* Blackmail material.
Kisame: *blink* Nani? *looks at clothes* Oi Itach-kun, doesn't this remind you of that party last week?
Itachi: Oh yeah...
Hoshiko: What party eh?
Itachi: *blush* nothing...
Hoshiko: Okay... is that better Deidara-san? :3
Deidara: Hai, un! ^^ I have to show this to Zetsu-kun, un. *sniffle* wish I could show Sasori-danna un.
Kitsune: uh......Tobi? Where did all my candy go?
Hoshiko: *pats* Shall we try blood sacrafice? *looks at Tobi*
Tobi: *chews* Er... what candy?
Itachi: Can we go now?
Hoshiko: NO! You shall sit there until Deidara-kun says. And until I call Sasuke.
Kitsune: TT_TT *mours loss of candy*
Deidara: Hai! Blood sacrifice! Where's Hidan when we need him? *hand on hip*
Kisame: Don't freak Itachi, remember who you're tied too. Please don't flip out. TT_TT
Itachi: WHAT?! NO! DON'T YOU DARE GET SASUKE! *wriggles but can't get loose* NOOOO!!!
Hoshiko: Hahaha >:3 *calls Sasuke* Sasuke? I have something you might wanna see. Alright, see you then. *puts down phone* YOSH!
Tobi: *spits out a lolly* want it?
Itachi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kitsune: *holding slobbered candy* Ew.........*shrugs and tosses it in mouth*
Deidara: *smiling at Hoshiko* Could I borrow that phone to call Hidan?
Kisame: TT_TT I'm gonna die, my own partner is gonna kill me. Calm down Itachi kudasai....I beg of you.
Hoshiko: Hai! *hands phone*
Itachi: RARRRWRWRWRWRWRWW!!!!!!
Tobi: nummies ^^
Sasuke: What's this? Itachi what the hell are you wearing? And is that... make-up?! HAHAHAHA!!!
Itachi: HOSHIKO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Kitsune: *hugs Tobi and prays to....someone*
Deidara: *riing* Wow, that was quick Hidan-kun......Uh huh....Yeah, anyway enough about you I want you to do a thingy to bring Sasori back un. Don't you call me that just do it or I'll put explosives in your alter un.......*screaming can be heard* ^^ Okay see you soon un.
Kisame: *chewing through ropes* Save me someone. Chew chew.
Hoshiko: :3
Sasuke: Aww poor Nii-san *takes pictures and walks off*
Itachi: NOOO!!! SASUKE!!! COME BACK! HOSHIKO UNTIE ME! DEIDARA! UNTIE MEE!!!
Tobi: You've got a friend in me... You've got a friend in mee!
Deidara: Noes un! You've been mean to me un!!
Kisame: *chews through rope* FREEDOM!! *dives behind rocks with Tobi and Kit*
Kitsune: Uh.........Hi Kisame-kun.
Kisame: Itachi's free too, oh god we're gonna die. *grabs Kit and whimpers*
Kitsune: *looks at Tobi and Kisame* Sweatdrop
Itachi: HOSHIKO!!!
Hoshiko: Hiya Itachi-sama *kisses him on the nose* :3
Itachi: *stops* What just happened?
Tobi: Eep! *hugs Kisame*
Kitsune: *shivering* So scary.
Kisame: Don't let me go.......Wait, Tobi? Nani?
Deidara: *takes a few steps back* I might...wait for Hidan over here okay.
Hidan: *as Dei bumps into him* .......
Itachi: She just kissed me...
Hoshiko: Puurrr! :3 *hugs Deidara*
Tobi: Hello Kisame ^^
Zetsu: Hey guys... what's up? Why is Itachi looking like that?
Kisame: *looks at Tobi and shrugs before going back to chewing on Kit's shoulder.*
Deidara: *being hugged* ^^
Hidan: Hm. *looks at Zetsu* Have you seen Kakuzu? *looks at Itachi* He got kissed.
Kitsune: ........*looks at Kisame* Are you.......chewing me?
Itachi: She kissed me. *sits by Kisame and hugs him* she kissed me...
Hoshiko: Aww Deidara-sama is so kawwii ^^
Zetsu: Uhh, where did he get kissed?
Tobi: ^^
Kakuzu: Did someone call?
Hidan: Yes. He *points at Dei* wants me to ressurect that damn puppeteer.
Kisame: *around a mouthful of Kit* Yup.
Kistune: But why? It kinda hurts with those sharp teeth and all.
Deidara: I'm kawaii. *snuggle*
Kisame: *still chewing* You taste good.
Itachi: Kisame, can we go home now, I feel funny... a nice funny...
Hoshiko: owo I wuv you Deidara!
Tobi: ^^
Zetsu: Where did she kiss him?
Kakuzu: Ah I see...
Kistune: No really Kisame it's hurting....alot and there's blood.
Kisame: munch munch munch
Hidan: On the nose I think. Now we need a blood sacrifice, maybe a fangirl they seem to ressurect. *evil smirk*
Deidara: I wuv you too.........! *he's caught up in the moment*
Kitsune: Kisame-kun, onegai. TT_TT
Itachi: *drags Kisame off of Kitsune* I WANNA GO HOME >:C
Hoshiko: *blush* :S
Zetsu: Ooh... Itachi hates that.
Tobi: ^^
Kakuzu: How about this one who won't get off my leg? *Hands one*
Kitsune: *gets dragged along with Kisame* Itachi-kun help........Kisame-kun, that's my jugular! *drags Tobi with them*
Kisame: Hmmm........Tasty. *is totally ignoring Itachi*
Deidara: Wow Hoshiko-chan, you really messed Itachi-kun up un. *grin*
Hidan: *pulling out scyth* She'll do. *messy gorey stuff happening*
Itachi: *is blushing* Shut up Dei-san... *pulls Kisame off of Kitsune* OFF!
Hoshiko: :3 I'll mess you up too *wink wink* haha kidding ;P
Kakuzu: Ow that has to hurt...
Tobi: ^^ *hugs on to Zetsu*
Zetsu: AHHH!
Kitsune: *lays dying from blood loose* x-x
Kisame: Aww Itachi-kun I was enjoying that, why do we have.......*realises Itachi is glaring at him* I'll be good. *cowers*
Deidara: 0o Um.........Let me take a raincheck un.
Hidan: *covered in blood* Hmm........that might not be enough. *grin* Toss us another one.
Itachi: Hoshiko made me feel weird.
Hoshiko: xDDDD Love you Dei-kun *huggles more*
Kakuzu: Here *throws another one*
Zetsu: Off Tobi!
Tobi: *lies on Kitsune* ^^
Kisame: *still being dragged by Itachi* But fox tastes nice. *pout*
Kitsune: *twitch*
Hidan: Mwahahahaha!! *continues hacking up some poor girl*
Deidara: *stares, blinks, shrugs then huggles Hoshiko back* I'm loved un!
Itachi: No. You can have fox at home!
Hoshiko: :3
Zetsu: I'm going... *Shrinks away*
Tobi: Nooo!
Kakuzu: When is Sasori-danna coming back?
Hidan: *finished killing....for now, says some strange words* Booya. Done.
Sasori: *looking around* Okay, what just happened? I was sitting in this place talking to.......something and now I'm here. *glare* Explain.
Hidan: I ressurected you.
Kitsune: *still twitching*
Kisame: Promise Itachi-kun? *teary puppy eyes*
Deidara: Sasori-danna? *high pitched squeal* SASORI-DANNA!! *tackle glomp*
Kitsune: Tobi? *regained conciousness*
[TO BE CONTINUED - GOD HELP US] =^.^=