Welcome to the Island of Beautiful Men
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,329
Reviews:
55
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0
Currently Reading:
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Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,329
Reviews:
55
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Welcome to the Island of Beautiful Men
Title: Welcome to the Island of Beautiful Men
Warnings: Warning will change chapter by chapter but the most prevalent one will be Male / Male
Pairings: Any
Summary: It’s Johnny Bravo’s worst nightmare as all the hottest males in the Naruto-verse are kidnapped and left stranded on a tropical island paradise.
Blast! I started yet another fic >.< Anywho this one is solely left up to the readers since I can’t be arsed to make this plot too convoluted for my own good (but there is a very minor plot so insignificant [and so retarded] it barely even exists), so you can think of it as a ‘Choose your own Adventure’ of sorts where I’ll write any pairings your perverted little minds can think of in any sex scene your smuttiest imagination can concoct.
I must let you know that, while I am up to the challenge, there are a few things I won’t do:
1. Incest – How can Sasuke be there and not his equally hot brother? But I refuse to write any scenes involving the two of them, even if it is a three or moresome, because incest really freaks me out, so please don’t ask (and no they can’t watch each other doing it either).
2. Orgies – While I did mention ‘moresomes’ in the first point I will probably put a cap at four or five because orgies are really messy and I don’t think I could write every singe guy on the island going at it at once.
3. BDSM / Non-Consent / Rape / Torture – While I do so love a good bondage lemon there shall be no rape in this fic at all. Non-consent is allowed since I imagine some of the more persistent of the bunch *cough*i.e. Kakashi*cough* would be forcing their advances upon the more timid ones *cough*i.e. Iruka*cough*.
4. Angst - I have also set a personal challenge upon myself that there shall be NO DRAMA! Seriously, I’ve written too many drama fics that I just want to do a fun story for once and if anyone notices any angst seeping in please feel free to hit me across the head with a mallet.
5. OOCness – While the main antagonist(s) in this story is(are) hilariously out of character I think it suits him(them) but I’d like it if the others remained slightly (yet humourously) in character, so keep that in mind.
6. Shouta – Is this the right choice of word? Anyway, everyone on the island is over sixteen so there will be no minors involved in any sexual situations even if you tried because if you request a very young character, like say Konohamaru (just for argument’s sake) they will be pumped with growth hormones.
7. Bestiality - With the arrival of Akamaru, Seraphim, the reader that requested Kiba and Akamaru make an appearance, has asked that I not involve him in any sexual situations and I second the motion.
Well, that’s all the restrictions I can think of for now. ^ Those are a few things?
Remember, the name of the island is the Island of Beautiful Men and while I’m not prejudiced to people’s physical appearances, if there’s someone you want who’s not really considered ‘beautiful’ (for example Zabuza, who will NOT be in it) then that is up for debate.
I also don’t know how long this is going to last but it will probably end if people lose interest since this isn’t a serious fic and not written for my benefit.
So, with all the red tape out of the way…on with the story.
Warnings: Warning will change chapter by chapter but the most prevalent one will be Male / Male
Pairings: Any
Summary: It’s Johnny Bravo’s worst nightmare as all the hottest males in the Naruto-verse are kidnapped and left stranded on a tropical island paradise.
Blast! I started yet another fic >.< Anywho this one is solely left up to the readers since I can’t be arsed to make this plot too convoluted for my own good (but there is a very minor plot so insignificant [and so retarded] it barely even exists), so you can think of it as a ‘Choose your own Adventure’ of sorts where I’ll write any pairings your perverted little minds can think of in any sex scene your smuttiest imagination can concoct.
I must let you know that, while I am up to the challenge, there are a few things I won’t do:
1. Incest – How can Sasuke be there and not his equally hot brother? But I refuse to write any scenes involving the two of them, even if it is a three or moresome, because incest really freaks me out, so please don’t ask (and no they can’t watch each other doing it either).
2. Orgies – While I did mention ‘moresomes’ in the first point I will probably put a cap at four or five because orgies are really messy and I don’t think I could write every singe guy on the island going at it at once.
3. BDSM / Non-Consent / Rape / Torture – While I do so love a good bondage lemon there shall be no rape in this fic at all. Non-consent is allowed since I imagine some of the more persistent of the bunch *cough*i.e. Kakashi*cough* would be forcing their advances upon the more timid ones *cough*i.e. Iruka*cough*.
4. Angst - I have also set a personal challenge upon myself that there shall be NO DRAMA! Seriously, I’ve written too many drama fics that I just want to do a fun story for once and if anyone notices any angst seeping in please feel free to hit me across the head with a mallet.
5. OOCness – While the main antagonist(s) in this story is(are) hilariously out of character I think it suits him(them) but I’d like it if the others remained slightly (yet humourously) in character, so keep that in mind.
6. Shouta – Is this the right choice of word? Anyway, everyone on the island is over sixteen so there will be no minors involved in any sexual situations even if you tried because if you request a very young character, like say Konohamaru (just for argument’s sake) they will be pumped with growth hormones.
7. Bestiality - With the arrival of Akamaru, Seraphim, the reader that requested Kiba and Akamaru make an appearance, has asked that I not involve him in any sexual situations and I second the motion.
Well, that’s all the restrictions I can think of for now. ^ Those are a few things?
Remember, the name of the island is the Island of Beautiful Men and while I’m not prejudiced to people’s physical appearances, if there’s someone you want who’s not really considered ‘beautiful’ (for example Zabuza, who will NOT be in it) then that is up for debate.
I also don’t know how long this is going to last but it will probably end if people lose interest since this isn’t a serious fic and not written for my benefit.
So, with all the red tape out of the way…on with the story.