I NEED A DATE!
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,055
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
I NEED A DATE!
This is my first yaoi so back off! WARNING: This is a yaoi boyXboy. If you no like boy on boy action you no read capuche? This story involves many kind of citrus. (I’m just covering all my bases people.) There is smut lemon don’t ask me what chapter I’m working on it! Violence many types including Gaara level: violence goes on a scale like this: Konahamaru (Ummm tee-ping a house)---------------------------Naruto (kills only if absolutely has too.)----------------------Gaara (kills the first person that annoys him or if he doesn’t like your face). And please review or I’ll send Naruto over to you house so he can annoy you to death too. *Shows sparkly kitty eyes *
Authoress’ POV:
Naruto looked out the window on the first day of summer. “YAY summer!” Naruto announced to the uncaring population of Kahona. Several people stuck their heads out windows.
“Shut up!” Was the response he got from his annoyed neighbors. Naruto glared and exposed his middle finger to the neighbors which of some glared back, slammed their windows, gasped or used rude gestures of their own. Naruto ate his ramen like he did everyday at the same old shop in the same old town in the same old world.
“Hey Naruto? You coming to my party tonight? Oh, that’s right you have to have a date to get in! And you couldn’t get one even if you tried.” Sauske said with icy humor. Naruto started to reply to the obvious taunt when Catsura Kunai walked in between them.
“Sauske if you’re being an ass shut up. And Naruto if you fell for his stupid completely obvious taunt then you really are a dobe. And don’t give me the usual: ‘but he started it and I’m not a dobe!’” She shook her head. “I don’t know why I hang out with you losers.” She mumbled as she walked away.
“Damn she’s good, too good.” Sauske marveled. “Whatever just be at my house at 7:30 and don’t forget your date.” Sauske walked away. Naruto walked out of the shop going the opposite direction of Sauske.
“Well I get to go, but now I gotta go find a date… Crap.” Naruto walked down the sidewalks and asked all the girls he knew that he saw on his way down to his apartment. Catsura was walking down the sidewalks her nose in a book she wrote herself. (Not like Jiriya! Perverted readers!)
“Hey Catsura!”
“Hmmm?” She took her head out of her book and looked at Naruto.
“Do you have a date for Sauske’s party?” He asked.
“Sorry Naruto, Kiba already asked me.” She looked really apologetic.
“It’s okay…” Naruto looked at his feet sadly.
“Oh, Naruto I’m sure you’ll find a date! You still got an hour.”
“Maybe…”
“Naruto I have an idea why don’t you ask a guy to go with you-“
“WHAT THE NO WAY I AINT GAY!”
“No Naruto to go with you as a friend!” A grin spread across his face as realization set in.
“Thanks Catsura! I love you so much… as a friend I mean.” Naruto came over and hugged her and jetted off with a huge grin on his face. Catsura smiled softly.
“How I love to see you happy Naruto…”
Naruto’s POV:
I jetted to Gaara’s apartment to see if he wanted to go with me. I rang the doorbell twice. Sand leaked under the door and molded itself into an eye. I gave it a huge grin. The door opened enough to let me in. As soon as I walked in the door closed, in the dim light I could slightly make out the silhouette of the sand ninja, but saw his hair very clearly. As my eyes adjusted Gaara became lighter.
“Hey Gaara I was wondering, this is gonna sound weird but, do you want to go to Sauske’s party with me as friends?” Gaara stared at me for a minuet with his regular blank expression.
“Okay.”
“Thank you Gaara! I would hug you right now if that wasn’t creepy and if I wasn’t afraid that you would kill me!” Gaara smirked slightly. “Meet you there?” Gaara responded by disappearing in a whirl of sand. And with that I disappeared in a puff of ninja smoke.
END CHAPTER ONE.
So Naruto’s got a date, what book Catsura wrote is still a mystery and who did Sauske take to his own party? Stay tuned and ah I am such a looser who has nothing better to do then write stories that sometimes take her forever to update… Please review! *The return of the sparkly kitty eyes * PS: I update faster with reviews!
Authoress’ POV:
Naruto looked out the window on the first day of summer. “YAY summer!” Naruto announced to the uncaring population of Kahona. Several people stuck their heads out windows.
“Shut up!” Was the response he got from his annoyed neighbors. Naruto glared and exposed his middle finger to the neighbors which of some glared back, slammed their windows, gasped or used rude gestures of their own. Naruto ate his ramen like he did everyday at the same old shop in the same old town in the same old world.
“Hey Naruto? You coming to my party tonight? Oh, that’s right you have to have a date to get in! And you couldn’t get one even if you tried.” Sauske said with icy humor. Naruto started to reply to the obvious taunt when Catsura Kunai walked in between them.
“Sauske if you’re being an ass shut up. And Naruto if you fell for his stupid completely obvious taunt then you really are a dobe. And don’t give me the usual: ‘but he started it and I’m not a dobe!’” She shook her head. “I don’t know why I hang out with you losers.” She mumbled as she walked away.
“Damn she’s good, too good.” Sauske marveled. “Whatever just be at my house at 7:30 and don’t forget your date.” Sauske walked away. Naruto walked out of the shop going the opposite direction of Sauske.
“Well I get to go, but now I gotta go find a date… Crap.” Naruto walked down the sidewalks and asked all the girls he knew that he saw on his way down to his apartment. Catsura was walking down the sidewalks her nose in a book she wrote herself. (Not like Jiriya! Perverted readers!)
“Hey Catsura!”
“Hmmm?” She took her head out of her book and looked at Naruto.
“Do you have a date for Sauske’s party?” He asked.
“Sorry Naruto, Kiba already asked me.” She looked really apologetic.
“It’s okay…” Naruto looked at his feet sadly.
“Oh, Naruto I’m sure you’ll find a date! You still got an hour.”
“Maybe…”
“Naruto I have an idea why don’t you ask a guy to go with you-“
“WHAT THE NO WAY I AINT GAY!”
“No Naruto to go with you as a friend!” A grin spread across his face as realization set in.
“Thanks Catsura! I love you so much… as a friend I mean.” Naruto came over and hugged her and jetted off with a huge grin on his face. Catsura smiled softly.
“How I love to see you happy Naruto…”
Naruto’s POV:
I jetted to Gaara’s apartment to see if he wanted to go with me. I rang the doorbell twice. Sand leaked under the door and molded itself into an eye. I gave it a huge grin. The door opened enough to let me in. As soon as I walked in the door closed, in the dim light I could slightly make out the silhouette of the sand ninja, but saw his hair very clearly. As my eyes adjusted Gaara became lighter.
“Hey Gaara I was wondering, this is gonna sound weird but, do you want to go to Sauske’s party with me as friends?” Gaara stared at me for a minuet with his regular blank expression.
“Okay.”
“Thank you Gaara! I would hug you right now if that wasn’t creepy and if I wasn’t afraid that you would kill me!” Gaara smirked slightly. “Meet you there?” Gaara responded by disappearing in a whirl of sand. And with that I disappeared in a puff of ninja smoke.
END CHAPTER ONE.
So Naruto’s got a date, what book Catsura wrote is still a mystery and who did Sauske take to his own party? Stay tuned and ah I am such a looser who has nothing better to do then write stories that sometimes take her forever to update… Please review! *The return of the sparkly kitty eyes * PS: I update faster with reviews!