A/N: I appologize to everyone for the very frequent editing of this chapter. I'm not deliberately trying to 'float' it.

Jiraiya Does Konoha

A Massively Multi-Author Fanfic

The idea for this came to me when I realized that Jiraiya would probably skrew every Genin, Chunin, Jounin, Sannin and Kage (maybe even Academy Students) in existance if given half a chance, so:

A fic featuring Jiraiya doing something perverted with a different character in each chapter would be ideal. The only problem is that it's far too large a project for poor 'lil attention deficit me, so:

I'm going to get a different author write each chapter!

How to Get in on the Action

Simply review with the names of the character(s) you'd like to write into an encounter with our favorite perverted hermit, a small plot summary or bare bones outline and your email so you can be prodded when it's your turn to post a chapter.

I can not stress the importance of leaving your email in your request. Your email does NOT show up in your profile unless you type it in the ABOUT section. If you do not leave an email you will not get to write a chapter for this fic.

As much as I hate to have to say this: I will maintain the right to reject a chapter idea on the grounds that it doesn't meet the rules below. I will not reject an idea simply because it's not my kink. I'm hoping to construct a readable series of loosely connected oneshots and in order to do so there must be some kind of established order.

The Simple Rules

1) The chapter must contain a sexual encounter of some sort involving Jiraiya. It does not need to be the act of sex itself. (Although, personally, I would love to see the old man get some action.)

Examples:
Jiraiya takes Naruto to a strip joint.
Jiraiya compares cock sizes with Gai.
Jiraiya gives Konohamaru "The Talk".
Jiraiya watches Anko and Ibiki get freaky with the B&D scene.
Jiraiya jerks himself off to thoughts of Tsunade and she overhears.


2) Yaoi, yuri, het or any mix of the three are welcomed.

3) The chapter can have a stand-alone plot (one-shot) or simply be good old fashioned porn without plot! Please don't leave any unresolved plot threads in your chapter.

4) No AU. No crossovers They're fun but you're only writing one chapter in the story of one man's sex life, let's not get too caried away.

5) The chapter can be in any point of view and written in any format. The only restriction is: if it's voyerism, please make it the POV of the person watching. It's too easy to write your favorite couple going at it and then just tack on a "Jiraiya watched and wrote it into his next book." on the end.

6) No double encounters. One encounter per character. If you want to write something with Naruto but someone's already asked for something with Naruto and Sasuke, sorry, not gonna happen. Likewise if you want to do something with Ino and Sakura but someone already has something with Sakura and Kakashi, you're out of luck.

7) Please limit the number of characters in an encounter. An all-the-chicks and Jiraiya orgy would be nice but then there wouldn't be any chick characters for other authors to play with now would there?

8) No double chapters. One chapter per author. This might change depending upon how many people want to get their fingers in this pie. So keep checking back.

9) First come, first served. So get your requests in while it's hot!

10) HAVE FUN! THIS IS ALL FOR FUN SO WRITE SOMETHING YOU ENJOY!

Amendments

So I realized that I'm not perfect and I missed a couple things in the rules so the amendments happened.

a1) For the sake of keeping the interest of our readers, let's try to diversify the plot (or plotlessness) of the chapters. I will make the Taken Characters list more comprehensive to include a rough idea of the plot and the author's name so you can get in contact with them should the need arise.

a2) Do not mention another pairing in your chapter that is not already written fact for this fic. This is to minimize conflicting facts. For example: If someone mentions that CharacterA and CharacterB are a couple but another person writes CharacterA and CharacterC as a couple there is a conflict in the storyline. Please try to avoid this. Remember that you're writing the next chapter in one story.

Reference

Name: Jiraiya
Alias: Pervy Sage, Toad Hermit, Ero-sennin (lit. Erotic Hermit), Gema-sennin (lit. Toad Hermit)
Age: 53
Sex: Male
Birthday: 11/11
Bloodtype: B
Height: 191.2 cm (6' 1")
Weight: 87.5 kg (193 lbs)

Taken from leafninja.com

For this fic

Penis Length: 22.9 cm (9 in) and moderately thick.
Sexual Preference: Bisexual, preferring women. Switch, preferring dominant position.
First homosexual experience: Orochimaru
First heterosexual experience: This is up for grabs!


Time Line

BSS: Before Series Start
ASS: After Series Start
(All dates approximate)

50 Yrs. BSS - Jiraiya Born
44 Yrs. BSS - Jiraiya graduates academy, becomes student of Sandaime Hokage.
28 Yrs. BSS - Tsunade's over brother's death.
24 Yrs. BSS - Acts as Jounin Sensei to the ninja who becomes Fourth Hokage.
14 Yrs. BSS - Pursues Orochimaru after he flees village.
13 Yrs. BSS - Begins gathering data on Akatsuki.
0 - Series Start
6 Mo. ASS - Returns to Konoha, takes on Naruto as his student.
7 Mo. ASS - Sound and Sand Invasion.
8 Mo. ASS - Declines position of Godaime Hokage. Searches out Tsunade to take the position.
9 Mo. ASS - Meets Naruto at the hospital.
12 Mo. ASS - Leaves Hidden Leaf with Naruto to train.
12 Mo. ~ 3 Yrs. 3 Mo. ASS - Trains with Naruto.
3 Yrs. 3 Mo. ASS - Returns to Konoha with Naruto.
The present for this fic is some time around here.

Taken from leafninja.com

Taken Characters

Character [Author] Possible Warnings (setting)

Anko [katsuyo] Yuri, Voy, F/F/M (onsen)
Asuma [Adrinix] Bara, Yaoi, Oral, Rim, Anal, Virgin (Hidden Leaf)
Deidara [DeahtJunkE] Yaoi, HJ (bar)
Gaara [BlackMercy] Yaoi, Virgin (Hidden Sand)
Hinata [Inigeshi] M/F, Voy, M/M/F, Inc (multiple)
Izumo [Shikyaku] Yaoi, PWP, Voy, M/M/M (Hidden Leaf)
Kakashi [chelzi] Yaoi, Anal (Hidden Leaf)
Kotesu [Shikyaku] Yaoi, PWP, Voy, M/M/M (Hidden Leaf)
Kurenai [katsuyo] Yuri, Voy, F/F/M (onsen)
Neiji [Inigeshi] M/F, Voy, M/M/F, Inc (multiple)
Orochimaru [Andrew Shumway] Anal, Yaoi, Virgin (Hidden Leaf, pre-series)
Sai [Shikyaku] Yaoi, PWP, Voy? (Hidden Leaf)
Zabuza [Kafm] Yaoi, PWP (Hidden Mist, pre-series)


Updated 9/24 5:46 PM
This list is updated frequently but please check the last few reviews to make sure you don't get your hopes up for taken characters.


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