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A regular trickster!

By: ShizukaKawa
folder Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 6
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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A regular trickster!

Warm streams of sunlight peeked through the blinds, some reaching the boys face and causing his nose to tickle. He sneezed and pulled the covers over his head, trying to fall back to sleep. Then his alarm clock rang. He groaned at the noise and snuggled deeper into his warm bed, leaving his wake up call to ring.

He didnt want to wake up yet. He wanted to cling to the dream he was having.It was a valley of assorted flavors of ramen, he could smell it, even taste the flavors on his lips.

'Such a good dream..', He thought. 'I dont feel like moving.Ugh..My math homework isnt finished! I havent even started! Oh well..I'll think of something.'

The sound of his alarm clock came back to him and he pulled the covers down slightly, just enough for his left eye to peek at the annoying wake up box.

'...7:30.....WHAT?! 7:30!? I'll be late!!!'

The boy shot up from his bed and ran to his dresser. He looked franticly for his clean school uniform but failed to find it. He then realized he forgot to do laundry last weak, and wouldnt get the chance again until saturday.

He threw his hands up in fustration and decided to put on the uniform from yesturday. He picked up the uniform from the floor where he had discarded it, as he did all his other clothes.

He slipped on his shirt and then his pants, buttoning them and pulling the zipper up. He smoothed out the ruffled shirt and his stomach growled.

'Guh...Hungry..I wont have time to eat breakfast today! I can wait till lunch.'

He ran to his bathroom and looked into his mirror to see himself. His hair wasnt so bad. He quickly ran his hand through his spikey, blonde locks. Seeing that he was satisfied with himself in the matter of his hair, he grabbed his toothbrush and paused.

'..I'll skip brushing this morning to save time. I need to get my stuff in order anyway.'

He ran back into his room to grab his bookbag that was sitting on the side of his bed, untouched, and there for no homework done. He looked at his alarm clock, that was continuing to ring.

7:47. He was doing good.

He grabbed his bag and ran to the door, his hand reaching for the door knob. He stopped and looked down. No shoes! He cursed aloud and ran back to get socks and his shoes.

He was hopping on one foot to get his shoe on, returnng to the front door and grabbing his bag. He stormed out of the room as fast as he could.


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The first bell rang and everyone was seated. The teacher then began taking role.

"Yamanaka Ino."

"Here!"

"Haruno Sakura."

"Here, sensei!"

"Nara Shikamaru"

"Yo."

"Uzumaki Naruto"

No answer came.

The teacher repeated himself.

"Uzumaki Naruto?"

He looked around for his student, who was not in his seat, and not there.

The teacher sighed and wrote absent by his name. "Hmp..Absent..Again...Akamichi Chou--"

"I'm here!" The voice came form the door and everyone turned their heads.

Naruto had his hand raised and was panting.

"I'm here.." He repeated.

"Yes..But late yet again, Uzumaki!"

"But, Iruka-sensei!"

"No buts! Now sit down, Naruto."

The boy sighed heavily and made his way over to his seat, avoiding the stares and snickering.

'If it werent for the damn hall monitor, I wouldve been on time! I'll get him back...Lee..Grr...' He thought, angerly. And he knew the perfect way too.


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The bell for lunch had finally rung and the children swarmed to get the best seats in the cafeteria. All but Naruto, that is.

"Naruto, Ive been worried about you latley..", Iruka told him. He had told the boy after first period to come see him before he went to lunch.

"You dont do your work in any of your classes and your grades are lowest in the class.Not to mention how much you've been getting in trouble.."

Naruto wouldnt look at his teacher.He had been told these things many times, by all his other teachers, but never Iruka-sensei. Iruka was his favorite teacher, english was his favorite class. But lately, he felt as though he could care less about any class of his.

Naruto knew how dissapointed Iruka was just by the sound of his voice. Iruka placed a gentle hand of his shoulder.

"..Naruto..You know how I dont want to see any of my students fail..Especially not one as bright as you.." Naruto nodded, but still didnt look up at his teacher. Iruka patted his shoulder and dissmissed him.

Naruto walked down the empty hallyway, quietly thinking to himself. He heared another pair of footsteps and saw the hall monitor walking.

Naruto got an evil smile on his face and quickened his pace to greet the hall monitor.

"Well, hello, Lee!"

Lee bowed to greet Naruto.

"Hello, Naruto! On your way to lunch?"

"Why,yes! But there was something I needed to tell you..Hmm..Oh, yeah! Sakura-chan wanted me to ask you something.."

Lee's eyes lit up. "S-..Sakura-chan!? R-really?!"

Naruto nodded.

"Well, what did she want to ask me??"

"Hmm...I dont remember.."

"Please try and remember!!"

"Oh yeah! She wanted me to ask you if you'd ask her to go out with you. I guess she's a bit too shy to ask herself. You should go and see her."

"Y-yes! I should! Thank you, Naruto!" He ran off in the direction of the cafeteria.

Naruto waved until Lee was too far to hear him. He busted out laughing and walked towards to cafeteria as well.


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Naruto grabbed his lunch tray and walked over to an empty table, sitting alone. It wasnt that he enjoyed sitting alone, it was because everytime he had tried to sit with a group before, they'd move away or throw food at him, or curse at him.He didnt really mind sitting alone. He had no friends, so he got used to it.

He looked over at the most crowded, most popular sitting table in the cafeteria. All the popular kids sat there. Like, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Neji Hyuga, Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Sasuke Uchiha. He didnt care for any of those people. The only person that was ever nice to him was Hinata. But still, They were in different leagues.

Naruto looked down at his school food and then over to what the popular kids were eating. They always brought their own lunches they cook up in their dorms. They always looked so good, and Naruto felt his mouth begin to water looking at the delectible meals.He chuckled as an idea popped into his head and he got up and walked over to the popular table.As soon as he stepped foot into the atmosphere they all turned their heads to stare at him.

"What the fuck do you want, spaz?", Came a remark from the imfamous Pig-bitch Ino.

Naruto only smiled. "Well, it's nice to see you all. How's it going..?"

"It's gonna end badly if you dont turn the fuck around!" Kiba yelled.

Naruto only chuckled, then leaning over and stealing a rice ball right out of Kiba's bento box, he popped the whole thing in his mouth,chewing some before he swallowed.

"Mm..Wow ,Kiba that was delicious!" Naruto was enjoying this too much to notice that Kiba was turning an unnatural shade of purple, filled with rage. He yanked up Naruto by his shirt collar and shook him some before shoving his face to his own.

"Why you little shit! I'll--"

"Kiba..Put him down.." Kiba and all else at the table turned to stare.

It was none other that the coolest and hottest guy in school, Sasuke Uchiha.

"Eh..? S-sasuke, what do you mean? Let me teach the lil' cunt a lesson!!"

Sasuke's onyx eyes narrowed on Kiba. "And what good would that do? This guy will just be back for more, anyway. Just let him go."

Kiba and everone else stared in awe at the raven haired boy. Even Naruto knew this wasnt at all like the boy he knew as Sasuke Uchiha.

Uchiha's were known for being cold and careless of other's problems.Even in cases of friends. Why should Naruto be any different at all? Naruto expected to be beaten up, bloody, half concious, and on the way to the infermery by now.

Kiba shoved Naruto to the ground and sat back down. Naruto scrambled to his feet and dusted himself off. He snickered and walked away. He turned his head over his shoulder to look at the Uchiha boy, who was looking back, but only for a short moment before he looked back down at his food and the prreps and jocks cotinued to conversate once again.

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OMG!! Finally! I spent all night wrighting this perfect! Well..I hoped you enjoyed the first part. I know it's slow, but hey! we all need suspense! Next chapter will be juicy! I promise!!! This is my first story..so..please reveiw..
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