Make 'em Laugh
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,042
Reviews:
45
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
First Giggle
A/N: this first one was written for a little experiment animehead was hosting over on y!gal. i think i'm safe in assuming that most people were surprised that i did not, in fact, write angst. I CAN BE FUNNY TOO!
Note: Warnings will change as more drabbles are added. For right now, they're pretty mild.
enjoy!
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First Giggle: SOL
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Uzumaki Naruto was sex on legs, and he knew it.
Uchiha Sasuke knew it, too. He lived with sex on legs; he even had sex with sex on legs, and he loved every minute of it.
But with this intimate knowledge also came the knowledge that Uzumaki Naruto, a.k.a Sex on Legs, herein known as SOL, could make anything, anything sexy.
And it was with this knowledge far from the fore of his mind that Uchiha Sasuke came home from a simple mission to find SOL tearing the kitchen apart in a mad search for something.
“What the hell are you doing, dobe?”
SOL whirled around and stared at Sasuke before a predatory smile broke out across that tanned face. SOL strutted up to him, slowly, letting Sasuke get an eyeful of the low-slung sweat pants and the broad expanse of a tanned chest and abdomen, a trail of downy, blonde curls leading into those teasing pants.
Sasuke stood entranced as SOL leaned into him and kissed him passionately, a slick tongue delving into his mouth and forcefully running over every surface of it. A hard body pressed him against a nearby wall, and SOL started a slow grind, building the heat in Sasuke’s body until he thought he’d go crazy from the wonderful sensation.
This is the effect SOL had on him. Just a mere pressing together of bodies and one kiss, and he was ready to cum. The only thing missing was the velvety sound of his lover’s aroused voice, the sound always able to bring Sasuke to the brink of ecstasy then throw him over.
SOL moved from nibbling on his lips to sucking on his neck, drawing forth from Sasuke some of the neediest sounds the Uchiha had ever heard, much less made.
And then SOL pulled away from him, hips still tantalizingly aligned with his own, and Sasuke saw that wondrous mouth open to say something.
Wait…
No!
If the dobe said something in that husky voice right now, Sasuke was sure to cum in his pants, and that was not an indignity that he wanted to suffer. If there was any kind of luck on his side, SOL would snap those utterly kissable lips closed, or maybe even put them back on Sasuke’s neck. He prayed that his lover would be wise enough to not say a damn thing until they were naked and in a bed, but unfortunately SOL was a dobe. A sexy dobe that was leaning over to whisper something in his ear…
“We’re out of ramen.”
And Sasuke came. Hard.
And it was at this time that the knowledge that Uzumaki Naruto, a.k.a Sex on Legs, herein known as SOL, could make anything sexy made Uchiha Sasuke realize that when it came to his lover, he was SOL, too.
Shit out of luck.
~owari~
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the other 'giggles' will come out sporadically, as they come to me. i have one other complete, but after that, it'll probably be some time between updates.
feel free to drop me a review and tell me what you thought. was it funny? was it horrible? what have you...
thank you for reading!
Note: Warnings will change as more drabbles are added. For right now, they're pretty mild.
enjoy!
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First Giggle: SOL
______________
Uzumaki Naruto was sex on legs, and he knew it.
Uchiha Sasuke knew it, too. He lived with sex on legs; he even had sex with sex on legs, and he loved every minute of it.
But with this intimate knowledge also came the knowledge that Uzumaki Naruto, a.k.a Sex on Legs, herein known as SOL, could make anything, anything sexy.
And it was with this knowledge far from the fore of his mind that Uchiha Sasuke came home from a simple mission to find SOL tearing the kitchen apart in a mad search for something.
“What the hell are you doing, dobe?”
SOL whirled around and stared at Sasuke before a predatory smile broke out across that tanned face. SOL strutted up to him, slowly, letting Sasuke get an eyeful of the low-slung sweat pants and the broad expanse of a tanned chest and abdomen, a trail of downy, blonde curls leading into those teasing pants.
Sasuke stood entranced as SOL leaned into him and kissed him passionately, a slick tongue delving into his mouth and forcefully running over every surface of it. A hard body pressed him against a nearby wall, and SOL started a slow grind, building the heat in Sasuke’s body until he thought he’d go crazy from the wonderful sensation.
This is the effect SOL had on him. Just a mere pressing together of bodies and one kiss, and he was ready to cum. The only thing missing was the velvety sound of his lover’s aroused voice, the sound always able to bring Sasuke to the brink of ecstasy then throw him over.
SOL moved from nibbling on his lips to sucking on his neck, drawing forth from Sasuke some of the neediest sounds the Uchiha had ever heard, much less made.
And then SOL pulled away from him, hips still tantalizingly aligned with his own, and Sasuke saw that wondrous mouth open to say something.
Wait…
No!
If the dobe said something in that husky voice right now, Sasuke was sure to cum in his pants, and that was not an indignity that he wanted to suffer. If there was any kind of luck on his side, SOL would snap those utterly kissable lips closed, or maybe even put them back on Sasuke’s neck. He prayed that his lover would be wise enough to not say a damn thing until they were naked and in a bed, but unfortunately SOL was a dobe. A sexy dobe that was leaning over to whisper something in his ear…
“We’re out of ramen.”
And Sasuke came. Hard.
And it was at this time that the knowledge that Uzumaki Naruto, a.k.a Sex on Legs, herein known as SOL, could make anything sexy made Uchiha Sasuke realize that when it came to his lover, he was SOL, too.
Shit out of luck.
~owari~
_______________________________________
the other 'giggles' will come out sporadically, as they come to me. i have one other complete, but after that, it'll probably be some time between updates.
feel free to drop me a review and tell me what you thought. was it funny? was it horrible? what have you...
thank you for reading!