Gai Gone Wild

"My Eternal Rival! I Come To You On This Glorius Day! Shall we consummate our relationship on this most wonderful day?!"

Kakashi blinks up from his porn, peering at Gai in silent confusion. "...Huh?"

"Our Youthful Relationship, My Beloved Rival! It is Time We Consummated Our Union!"

Closing his eye for a moment, Kakashi wonders if this is a jutsu and lowers the book even more to scan the area before focusing back on the looming Gai. "You're drunk, aren't you?"

"Drunk on Our Love, Kakashi!"

Realizing that this is real and Gai is either completely wasted, which is probably Genma's fault, or caught up in an illusion that they are in a romantic relationship and doesn't know which is scarier. Rising to his feet, Kakashi begins to back away while Gai rants on how wonderful their love is and how he looks forward to consummate it.

"Kaka.....my rival! My love, come back!" Gai's bellow follows the fleeing Kakashi across the rooftops even as he gives chase.

Landing on another roof, Kakashi leaps down and bolts past a startled Raidou and Genma, pausing a second to shoot Genma a dark glare and takes the moment to snarl. "I'm going to kill you, Genma."

"....What...?" Staring after the fleeing shinobi, Genma turns to look at Raidou just as Gai appears and looks around wildly.

"Genma-san! Raidou-san! Have you seen my Youthful Rival?!"

"....He went that way." Pointing in the direction Kakashi took off in, Genma can only wonder why now is Kakashi running from the green spandexed ninja.

"MY LOVE COME BACK! WE MUST GIVE IN TO OUR UNDYING LOVE!"

Raidou looks at Genma and they stare at each other for a few moments before shuddering.

Kakashi ducks into an alley and hunches down, transforming into a trashcan to avoid the big eyebrowed freak chasing him.

Slowing down, Gai peers into the alley, a frown forming on his face and actually pouts. "I know you are hiding somewhere, my silver-haired darling. I shall find you."

'Over my dead body is he going to find me.' Thinks to himself, he stays absently still, refusing to show himself and waits for the other man to leave.

Moving on, Gai stalks the entire village searching high and low for his missing beloved.

Once Kakashi is certain that his stalker is gone, he releases the jutsu and races for the safety of his apartment. Opening the window, he hops in and slides it shut behind him. Turning around he comes face to face with Gai. Shrieking, he throws himself backwards trying to get away only to be pinned to his bed.

"I have found you, My Everlasting Beloved!"

"............................"

"Come, My Silver-haired Beauty! I shall make you melt in the throes of our passion!"

"Gai, I'm not interested."

"Do not worry, Kakashi-koi! That doesn't matter! We shall overcome that reluctance to gay sex!"

"It's not the gay sex that I have a problem with. It's you. Me. And the sex that bothers me."

"Fear not! Become Drunk on Our Love as I have done!"

"A raincheck would be nice right about now."

"You make me laugh, beloved scarecrow!"

"Gai, we really need to talk about this....wait, what are you doing? Gai...get your hands off my groin or you're going to be missing a hand." Kakashi grits out, glaring at the other shinobi even as he grabs at his groin again. "Hands off!"

"We must be nude to have sex, my rival. Unless you have a clothing fetish?"

"I'm about to develop a killing fetish if you don't stop touching me there!"

"Now is not the time to become shy, beautiful Kakashi! Our love shines brightly and oh my. What a nice penis."

Kakashi desperately wants this to be a very bad dream. Yelping, he jerks and kicks out or tries to but his legs are trapped in his half pulled down pants when Gai suddenly takes his penis in his mouth.

Mumbles around the flesh in his mouth, Gai nips and licks at his rival's length while one of his hands inches further down between Kakashi's legs and fondles at his anus.

Gasping, Kakashi shudders and lets out a faint moan even as his hips buck upwards. One of Gai's think fingers breaching his hole and he wails at the sensation.

Smirking around his friend's penis, Gai works in a second finger and begins to pump them in and out, stretching his entrance while doing so. Nipping at the flesh, he lifts his head and moves back, pulling his fingers free to remove his own clothing.

Dazed, Kakashi can only watch as Gai strips and then pulls off the rest of his clothing, allowing himself to be moved around on his narrow bed. His hand comes up when Gai goes to remove the hitai-ate and narrows his eye at him. "The mask and hitai-ate stays."

Pulling back, Gai nods once then pulls a small tube of lube. Smearing some on himself and two fingers, he probes at Kakashi's hole again, working the fingers back in. "My Rival, you shall never regret this!"

"....If you keep that kind of talk up, I will."

Gai slides his fingers out and grabs Kakashi's hips, lifting them up to rest against his thighs, inching forward and leans forward to press the tip of his penis to his opening. Pressing forward, he thrusts in forcibly.

Eye bulging, Kakashi clamps down on him and growls at him, struggling to draw in a breathe.

Beaming brightly at him, he starts to thrust into him. Chest heaving as he bends Kakashi nearly double, looming over him and starts to move harder, seeking out the other man's prostate and knows when he nails it when Kakashi lets out a shriek then a string of curses.

Sucking in a breathe, Kakashi moans faintly and bucks upwards as the thick penis inside of him moves and shudders, climaxing. His semen coating their chests and stomachs. Trembles and goes slack under Gai.

Shifting, he moves faster, feeling his own climax approaching and with a gasp, climaxes and bellows. "Our Love is Eternally Youthful, Kakashi!"

Eye popping open, Kakashi levels a glare up at the man looming over him and wonders how long before anyone notices that he's dead.

A shuffling sound and barely suppressed laughter has them both looking over towards the door.

A red-faced Iruka stands there, clutching a bag in his arms and his eyes wide, staring in horror at the sight before him. And Haya tries valiantly to hold in her laughter, turning as red-faced as the brunette next to her.

"How lovely! The Fair Iruka-sensei and Lovely Haya-san see our Love, My Beloved Rival!"

Kakashi can only stare back in horror, and Gai's booming voice finally brings him back into himself and he kicks the heavier man off and yelps. "It's not what you think!"

"Right. Keep telling yourself that, cousin." Haya's grin is unholy and very amused and she pries the bag out of Iruka's grip, tossing it onto the desk. "We'll just be going now! Have fun you two." She drags the stunned chuunin out, her laughter echoing.

"I'm going to kill Genma and Haya and....." Trails off when Gai nuzzles at his shoulder and twitches, then sighs. "Fine." Allows himself to be dragged backwards onto the bed again.

Gai smirks as he ravishes his rival and now lover.