Bitch Nights-Director's Cut

A/N: Datteba- 'Yo!' guys. I'm absolutely THRILLED by the amount of response I've gotten for Bitch Nights, so ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!!!!! I can't believe it-over 12,000 hits! I send you many telepathic waves of awesomeness and love!!! Just please don't sue if you get cancer from the radiation waves emanating from your monitors . . . :P

In any case, I was pretty worried at first, because my first few reviews after Chapter 9 actually weren't very positive. Seems I'm at fault for not delivering the promised lemon. Look people, writing is a creative process, and writer's BLOCK sucks major ass. I cut the lemon because I was pushing myself too hard on it(the problem is, I read too many GOOD lemons on this site, and become terrified that I won't be able to measure up!), and was getting nowhere. I chose to cut the lemon in order to be able to actually write AT ALL.

As a result, you guys got your story, and the pressure's off me. Moreover, since Murphy's Law is the only constant variable in my life, once the tough scene was no longer needed, I suddenly got inspired to finish it. Go figure.

So here it is, the night of 'that hot, sweaty sex we had last night' Naruto mentioned. Hopefully, the next time they decide to end up in a naked, lusty pile in the middle of the floor, it'll be easier to do.

This one goes out to my main beta and kickass fanartist, Raithe, and my awesome semi-fangirl and ego-boost, Feion_phylar. Feion, I even managed to work in your request! I can’t wait to hear what you think!

WARNING: This is a foursome, which includes three guys and one girl. Obviously, there will be some guy-on-guy action. If this offends you . . . what the hell are you doing, reading my fic? It’s clearly in the threesome/moresome section, you masochist!

Bitch Nights, Director's Cut

[Continues from the end of Chapter 8]

Dinner had ended on a positive note, and they'd gone about the cleanup with less than the usual amount of bickering over who did what. In exchange for cooking, Sakura had received first choice of chores, so she was picking up the living room. Granted, Sai had spent all but the prior night with the rest of them, so it really wasn't all that messy, but after their testimony, he'd opted to go home. They all had, but that was mostly due to the fact that Kakashi's apartment was the size of a postage stamp, smelled like nin-dog, and never had any decent food in the fridge.

Sakura grinned to herself as she glanced through the sketches piled on the end tables by the couch. Apparently, the artist had been unable to sleep, and had sprawled out on the couch with a pad of paper and some pencils.

She loved Sai's drawing. She'd taken to watching over his shoulder whenever she saw him with a book, and had made it her personal mission to get into his sketchbooks-which, considering that he was an ex-ROOT ANBU member, was about as successful at Team Seven's attempts at de-masking Kakashi-she always got caught. Luckily, Sai didn't mind at all, and even seemed flattered by her interest. So he allowed her access to his books, and she made up excuses to invite herself over to get at them. Of course, she didn't stop trying to peek at his unfinished pieces; that would have ruined the fun.

After all, what better way to keep her infiltration skills sharp than trying to break into Sai's apartment at 3 o'clock in the morning, dressed in assassination garb?

In any case, she was a happy little kunoichi as she looked over Sai's latest sketches. The theme, unsurprisingly, was Team Kakashi. Lots of little random parts, like hands and eyes, some rough drawings of them together. Sai had arrived at Kakashi's while she'd been slumped onto her ex-sensei's chest in post-coital bliss, and Sakura blushed when she found an image or them in that moment, even more so when she saw that he'd drawn Naruto watching from behind them, wearing only a towel and a hungry, foxy grin. There were also several other pictures of questionable rating from the evening that had started this new phase in their four-way relationship.

Still slightly pink in the face, she made her way to Sai's spare bedroom. It was probably the only concession Sai made to permanent chaos. The already smallish space was made cramped by supply cupboards and filing cabinets. The door wouldn't even open all the way because of several extra canvases that were haphazardly leaning up against the wall behind it, but Sakura neatly squeezed through the eight spare inches into the center of the room.

Filing Sai's art was a meticulous process only understood fully by the man himself. Sakura knew the first step involved putting anything recently done into the green filing cabinet, which was sorted by date. Later, Sai would go through and either discard or save said works to be finished. Past that, it was sorted by subject and medium, in a way that made Sakura long for painkillers. On the other hand, it apparently made sense to the artist nin; Sai could find any image you asked him about within five minutes.

Sakura slid open the July drawer and found the folder for that day, mentally noting that she needed to remind Kakashi that Genma's birthday was coming up next week on the 17th. The copy ninja, for all that he could remember a thousand jutsus, could never remember important events.

[Unless it's Icha Icha's release date.] Inner Sakura noted, acerbically.

She rifled through the small stack in her hands one more time before spotting a picture that sparked the hell out of her imagination. It was an extremely rough drawing from their first night together. Apparently, he'd had a much better view of Kakashi and Naruto's kiss than she had.

She squirmed a bit, remembering. She'd seen all of them kiss now, and a couple of blowjobs, and they were all officially Hot as Hell. Even better, they weren't being asses about any of it. If Naruto felt like kissing her, he did, and no one got jealous or mad. Likewise, when she would catch him blatantly undressing the other guys with his eyes, she didn't mind at all. And when Kakashi had started sneaking gropes when she sat next to him in the Hokage Tower waiting room, Sai and Naruto had cheered on his efforts, and devised a scoring system.

Thinking about Kakashi using his super-ninja skills to molest her in the middle of a crowded room full of shinobi made her feel warm and tingly. It was a bit silly in hindsight, but she'd kind of thought that once she finally got to have sex, the burning ache in the pit of her belly would be appeased. She'd also assumed that IF she ever got to indulge her lust for her teammates, that she'd be better able to control her hormones around them.

It wasn't working. She just wanted them all the more, knowing just how they were capable of making her feel. Knowing what was under the ninja blacks, the garish orange . . . and the fact that it was ALL HERS . . . god, she loved her boys.

Still, she wondered when they'd get around to crossing those lines they'd drawn between each other. Shinobi were a little weird about same-sex relationships. Technically, it was frowned upon, as ninja were encouraged to reproduce (doubly so if they had a clan ability or bloodline limit), but most active ninja didn't really care. The ratio of males to females in the ranks was over 3:1, and life was both brutal and short. They found love, or a quick roll in the hay, wherever they damn well pleased. Still, most serious relationships-heterosexual or otherwise-weren't really discussed. Most shinobi valued what privacy they could manage.

Sakura scowled; she still needed to get Ino back. Wherever her team had gone today, they'd received knowing and speculative looks from their fellow ninja. Thank Kami they hadn't run across Gai or Lee yet. It didn't even matter whether they approved or not; they didn't want to hear it. Ever.

"I hope that look's not for me."

Sakura jumped in surprise, right hand reaching for her kunai pouch. Kakashi was faster, though, and he simply caught her hand in his. He pulled her back to his front and looked over her head at the picture still held in her left. He chuckled, "Like what you see?"

She blushed. She'd discovered it was much easier to talk about sex in the middle of it. Casual conversation still caused her to regress to her Academy years. "Um . . ."

His tone was teasing as he wrapped his arms around her waist, "Or are you looking mad because you're jealous?"

Sakura twisted around in his arms so she could see him without craning her neck. "Not jealous. I was just . . . uh . . . thinking about how to get Ino back for telling everyone about us."

[Coward!] Inner Sakura screamed, pissed that she was too chicken to tell her sensei exactly what she thought of her boys kissing.

He gave a short laugh and pushed her back against the filing cabinet, her rump pushing it closed. "Sakura, I know I taught you to lie better than that. He leaned in close, pressing his unmasked lips to her ear. In a low voice, he murmured, "Whatever you're thinking, it has you so wet I could smell you in the other room."

She squeaked a little as he pried the sketch from her suddenly clumsy fingers. "I . . . well . . . uh . . . " She was blushing so hard it felt like she might actually pass out. When in the hell did she turn into Hinata? But then again, how does one suavely tell New Boyfriend A that she wants to watch him fuck New Boyfriends B and C? They sure as hell never covered THAT in training.

Kakashi smiles, the expression drawing her attention to those perfect lips. "Cat got your tongue? That's all right; we have the perfect test on the subject."

Her muddled mind had only just registered the 'we' before Kakashi moved as much to the side as he could in the space available to reveal Naruto and Sai in the doorway. Sai was backed up to the frame, his hands pinned by the blonde, who was kissing him like he was trying to eat the raven alive.

All the blood that had been fueling her blush immediately rerouted to her lower half as she felt her entire core tighten. She'd never been aroused that fast, and the little breathy whimpers that started escaping from Sai's throat didn't help in the least.

Naruto broke off from Sai, leaving the other teen slack-jawed and glassy eyed. The kyuubi container sniffed the air and grinned, flashing the victory sign. "Yatta! You were right, Kaka-sensei!"

The older man chuckled evilly, sending the overheated female next to him into another series of orgasmic shivers. "Actually, I was half right. Turns out she wasn't actually looking at drawings of you and Sai." Stepping forward, he yanked Naruto through the doorway and captured the teen's lips with his own.

[SHANNAROU!!!!]

She was going to die from a hormonal overload. Just not until after she'd watched for a while.

As much as she loved watching Naruto and Sai, there was a definite seme/uke setup there. Sai, so far, was a natural submissive. Naruto and Kakashi, on the other hand, were both very dominant personalities, and watching them battle for control of the kiss struck some primitive chord in her.

At the moment, though, they needed to move. This room wasn't big enough to hold two people comfortably, and when Sai stumbled in to rescue a jar of ink the other two males had knocked into, there was barely room to breathe.

"Guys, uh, we need to . . ." Just then, Naruto's hands slid up Kakashi's shirt, flashing just enough of that heavily muscled abdomen to not only derail her train of thought, but to melt the track.

Luckily, Sai kept his head. "We need to relocate to another room."

Naruto released Kakashi's lower lip from between his teeth and laughed, a little breathlessly. "Last one there doesn't get any intercourse!"

There was a mad rush for the door, creating an instant bottleneck. Kakashi did a few hand seals and 'poofed,' leaving the other three coughing on the smoke of his victory.

"Cheater!" Naruto bellowed. Sai, knowing his own teleportation jutsu would be too slow, gave the blonde a well-placed jab into his leg, causing the kyuubi to drop to his knees. The other grabbed the opportunity to squeeze through the door.

Sakura, seeing Naruto fall, seized the moment and jumped on his back, using Naruto as a springboard to launch herself through the gap and into the hallway. She rolled into a somersault, landing on her feet. From the open bedroom doorway, she heard the light pattering of applause from Kakashi and Sai.

And from behind her, the loud swearing from their last-place contestant.

When Naruto finally made it to the bedroom, he was pouting again. "You all suck."

Sai was laughing, the genuine mirth lighting up his face, "No, Dickless, tonight that's you."

As the fox started to splutter in indignation, Kakashi slung an arm around Sai's shoulders. "Now, Sai," he said in his best lecture voice, "You shouldn't make fun of Naruto. It's hard for guys as insecure as he is to act submissive-"

"I AM NOT INSECURE!"

"Then shut up," Kakashi smirked before hauling him in for another kiss. Naruto allowed this for all of three seconds, then gave the other man a small shove.

Sakura was just amused as hell, "Naruto, you can't blame us if you can't walk your talk."

Sai cocked his head, "Is that what Kiba-kun meant by 'back your smack?'

" . . . "

" . . . "

" . . . "

Sakura finally decided to ignore the artist for the moment, and gently pulled Naruto in for a kiss, which he eagerly returned. She tried not to laugh; he was so easy to distract. 'Let's hear it for ADD!‘

Behind them, Sai eyed his friends for a moment before he felt a tug on his arm as Kakashi turned him around for a kiss of his own. Sai willingly submitted to the more experienced man, shivering a little as Kakashi skillfully started unbuckling the harness holding his tanto to his back.

Sakura and Naruto quickly started undressing each other as well. She yanked off his t-shirt, dying to get to the warm, tanned skin she knew was underneath. Instead, she growled in frustration as she was greeted with his armored undershirt.

Naruto snickered in amusement as he slo-o-wly inched her zipper down until she positively squirmed with impatience. At last, he'd opened the offending piece of clothing to reveal her tight bindings underneath.

"Dammit, Naruto!" she swore as she finally yanked the armor off of him. She swore again when she found the harness underneath, holding several smaller kunai and a full set of throwing knives.

Even Sai and Kakashi were eyeing him with wary amusement. "Aren't we a little over-dressed for dinner with friends?" Kakashi drawled.

Naruto had the grace to blush, "Rough day, guys. Give me a break. I took off the wrist sheathes to eat at least. I didn't notice anyone else disarming."

Sai snickered, "Perhaps because we don't take 'dressed to kill' quite that literally. Particularly on our day off, when the only potentially dangerous person we see is our own Hokage."

They all laughed, and Naruto good-naturedly started unbuckling the straps, sending the harness, knives and all, to the floor. "You can laugh, but I bet the rest of you have extra weaponry on you-OW! Like that!" He'd put a hand inside Sakura's open shirt. Unfortunately, she'd forgotten the shuriken she'd tucked into her bindings that morning.

"Oops?" She couldn't help but giggle at the put-out expression on the fox's face.

Kakashi snerked and held his hands up. "All right, everyone disarm before someone really gets hurt."

Naruto stuck his pricked finger in his mouth, licking off the blood from the already healed cut. "No kidding," he mumbled.

Quickly, kunai pouches and holsters were removed. Kakashi had hidden weapon sheathes on the underside of his forearms, and a blade hidden in a sheathe on his back. Naruto lost his pants to the pile, as they had yet MORE kunai them. Everyone was carrying garrotes somewhere on their person, and Sai pulled out a wad of exploding tags from somewhere, though he managed not to lose any clothes. Sakura had weaponry hidden in her boots as well as her bindings. They all had a good laugh as the Naruto insisted that he hold the end of the weapon-laced cloth bindings so that she had to spin to unwrap them.

"Why in the hell does this never happen in Icha Icha?" joked Sakura, holding onto Naruto's shoulders. "Junko's love interests never seem to be armed with more than a single kunai and some conveniently flimsy clothing that tears at the slightest bit of pressure from said kunai."

Even Kakashi chuckled at that.

Finally, Sakura made the final turn, and her bindings finally joined the ridiculously large pile of weaponry, leaving her open to their collective gaze. She blushed a little at the immediately hungry looks that the boys sent her way. "That's enough, you three. If I'm getting naked, so are you. So move it!"

Naruto laughed, "And you all say I'm the impatient one."

"You are," they replied in unison.

He rolled his eyes, "Why does the three of you getting along require ganging up on me?"

Kakashi smirked, reaching over to grasp Naruto's chin. "I said it years ago," he purred. "You're Konoha's number one unpredictable, loudmouth ninja. And sometimes," he leaned forward and traced his tongue around the shell of Naruto's ear, causing the teen's eyes to go wide and glassy, "it's fun to rattle the cage and see what happens."

Naruto actually blushed, his erection straining against the front of his boxers.

Not to be outdone, Sakura stepped up behind Naruto and teasingly ran her hands up his back. "Besides," she mocked, "I've spent the last few days being tortured by the knowledge of what you guys look like 'underneath the underneath.' Can you blame me for being in a hurry?"

All three men laughed, Sai coming up behind Sakura and placing unusually warm hands at her waist. Naruto shook his head, "Trust me, Sakura-chan. We've all known what's underneath each others' underneath for years. It's not going to get any easier." As if to emphasize his point, he ran his hands up under Kakashi's sleeveless shirt. "I've been dying to get my hands on these abs for a looong time."

Kakashi snorted inelegantly, arching a little into the touch as Naruto brushed over his nipples, "Nnn . . . well I was the one saddled with a certain punk who insisted on training either shirtless, or in his boxers, under a waterfall. Usually with an orgy of clones, also wet and sans clothing."

"Gotcha lookin', didn't it? Not my fault you‘re too high-and-mighty to molest your students." Naruto waggled his eyebrows suggestively, then smacked the jounin's hands away from his waistband. "Hey, I'm down to my last piece and everyone else is still mostly dressed. Someone else take a turn."

Sakura leaned back into Sai, tilting her head back to see him. "I vote you. You've got the most clothes. You know, if that half shirt actually counts as clothing." She turned around in his arm and pulled him down into a hungry kiss. His hands came up to gently stroke her breasts, while she slid her fingers around the top of Sai's already precariously low pants.

Naruto nodded in approval. "Oh hell yeah. Sensei, you can bitch about me training wet and nearly naked, but at least I was always dressed for my missions."

Sai released Sakura's lips to look at the blonde, genuine concern on his face. "Is my mission-wear a problem?"

Exchanging a glance and a smirk, both Kakashi and Naruto circled the artist like sharks, ninja training adding a predatory grace to their movements. Naruto stopped just next to Sakura, on Sai's left. He trailed a single fingertip down the center of Sai's belly, dipping gently into the exposed navel before moving lower. "What could possibly be bad about spending an entire mission staring at you instead of our target? To waste precious seconds in battle, hoping that you'll move just enough in the right way to let us see what can't be more than a millimeter away from being exposed. I've spent half of our missions at least half erect, wanting to hold you down and run my tongue over these perfect pelvic bones you keep showing off." He brushed his fingertips against them.

Sai was breathing hard, and Sakura could feel goosebumps raised along his arm. She could sympathize. It had only been the night before last when they'd ganged up on her.

Kakashi pressed himself against Sai's back, his hands resting on the perfect swell of Sai's hips where they blended into his ass. "And the view from back here is just as good, Sai. It's so hard to have to follow in formation behind you, when all I want to do is grab this sexy little ass and bend you over."

Sai made the prettiest little moan in his throat, already rock hard. Sakura watched in fascination as the pale teen was suffused with a healthy flush. "Naruto-kun, Kakashi, I. . . "

Naruto silenced him by gently pushing Sakura out of the way and gracefully dropping to his knees. Slowly, deliberately, he undid Sai's pants, pulling them open and releasing his teammate's pale hard cock, tip already glistening with precum.

Sakura and Kakashi both made hungry sounds in their throats at the sight of Naruto slowly tonguing his way from the bottom of Sai's sternum, following the trail his finger had traced previously. Sai was breathing hard through his nose, outright gasping as the other man deviated from his course long enough to visit both hipbones, as promised. Finally-and none too soon from the look on the other's face-Naruto took Sai's dick in his mouth.

"Nnng-Naruto-kun!"

Exchanging glances, Kakashi and Sakura both started shedding their remaining clothing. Sakura was so aroused, she couldn't even feel the chill, despite Sai's obsessive-compulsive need to keep the thermostat on ridiculously cold, regardless of season. She reached for her hitai-ate last, and found her hand stopped by Kakashi.

"Wait."

Wordlessly, she complied as he turned her around. Removing her hitai-ate with deft fingers, he pulled her wrists behind her back and tied her hands together with it. It was a simple knot; she could undo it at any time, but she was more than willing to play his perverted little game and submit.

For now, anyway.

He gave her a little push so that she was kneeling, knees slightly spread. She fully expected him to touch her, but instead he left her there and returned to the younger boys. For a moment, she felt slightly abandoned, but when Kakashi returned to his former place and started pulling Sai's shirt over his head, she found she really, really just didn't care.

Between the two of them, Kakashi and Naruto got Sai completely undressed; Sai himself seemed to be having trouble focusing on anything through the dual assault.

Sakura shivered hotly; she remembered when she'd been in his place. The ache between her thighs was driving her crazy. She watched avidly as Sai was pulled to the floor. He ended up kneeling like she was, with Naruto crouched in front. Kakashi gave Sai a little nudge that was all the encouragement needed for the artist to reach forward and dig his fingers into Naruto's hair. To his credit, the less experienced teen managed to refrain from thrusting upwards, instead expressing himself through increasingly desperate and needy moans.

Soothingly stroking the raven's back, Kakashi brought two fingers to the boy's mouth. "Get them wet."

Wide-eyed, Sakura had to fight the urge to untie herself as Sai complied. Was Kakashi going to-?

Okay, she really, really needed her hands back, but for some reason, her usually brilliant mind seemed unable to remember the jutsu required. She could have yanked herself free with her strength alone, but . . .

Kakashi removed his fingers with a wet, sloppy sound. Pushing Sai forward just a little, he started playing around the teen's entrance, causing Sai's keening to rise an octave in pitch. He slowly pressed one finger in, "Damn, Sai. You're tight."

"Hnghmmm-aaaahh!" was Sai's eloquent response.

Naruto pulled his mouth off of Sai's dick with a soft 'pop.' "Sensei, there's lube in my pants pocket if you need it." He noticed Sakura's amused smirk, and glared. "Hey, you can't blame a guy for hoping!"

"Pervert."

Kakashi was already groping around in his jounin pants. "Sorry, Sakura, but seeing as I came prepared as well, I have to agree with Naruto. It's simply prudent planning."

"See? Prudent planning, Sakura-chan."

"Nice to see that the word-a-day calendars I got you are seeing some use. However, seeing as Kakashi is also carrying around kinky sex stuff doesn't change the charge of being a pervert. In fact, it only proves my point. That's like trying to say that writing porn is mainstream just because Jiraiya does it."

" . . . I'm not seeing any reason to untie Sakura, do you, Sensei?"

"Shutting up, now."

"That's what I thought."

Kakashi finally emerged victorious from the one-handed struggle with his discarded wardrobe. Withdrawing his prize, he quickly put it to use.

Naruto sniffed appreciably, "Cherry?"

Kakashi smirked, "My favorite."

Sakura blushed.

Sai emitted a low wail as Kakashi slipped in a finger, and squirmed, forcing Naruto to take firm hold of his hips. The noises grew louder when another finger was added. "Aaahh! Kakashi, please . . ."

The older jounin seemed to consider. "Do you want me to fuck you, Sai-kun?" he murmured in the boy's ear.

Sakura held her breath, and she was sure Naruto did, too.

Sai shuddered, "Yes, please."

". . . No."

The artist emitted a choked whimper, "Wha?"

Sakura protested, "Why?"

Kakashi grinned wickedly, "Because the wait will make it all the more worthwhile. Besides, we have plenty of time." He tilted his head forward and traced his tongue around the shell of Sai's ear and laughed softly at Sai's reaction. "I'm looking forward to breaking in the newbies."

Naruto, who'd taken Sai deep in his throat, started to laugh, which caused him to choke on the raven's cock. The combination of vibration and constriction caused Sai to completely lose any semblance of control and his hips snapped up as an "Ohhh, ffuuuuuck!" escaped the teen's lips. You could almost see his impending orgasm gathering as his body tightened from his extremities inward. Sakura watched in awe as his fingers and toes curled, his leg and thigh muscles clenched, his torso curled inward-

And suddenly, Naruto pulled up and off, trying to cough and laugh at the same time, tears streaming down his face.

Sai’s scream of pleasure turned into one of frustration, “AAAHngh! DAMMIT!” Denied his release, he started rocking back against Kakashi’s fingers, panting frantically. “Ohhhh . . . pleasepleasepleaseIneedIwant-ohGOD-Ijust-”

“Damn,” Kakashi swore, holding tight to Sai’s shoulder, “Naruto!”

Naruto was still coughing/laughing, “Can’t . . . gimme*cough*minute!”

The elder rolled his eyes, “Sakura!”

She moved quickly in front of Sai, and with a quick tug, Kakashi freed her hands, then pushed her onto her back. She was already dripping nearly to her knees, and Sai’s first frantic, graceless thrust met with absolutely no resistance. Sakura whimpered at the sensation, which was increased tenfold by her earlier deprivation.

“Sakura . . .” Sai trailed off, sounding slightly apologetic. “I . . .”

She smiled breathlessly and arched up, “Fuck me, Sai.”

He groaned, closed his eyes and did just that, riding her fast and hard as he reached for his lost release.

It was quick and glorious. They both moaned every time he slammed into her, encouraged by the obscenely wet sounds from where their bodies joined and the equally obscene things Kakashi and Naruto kept whispering from the sidelines. It all came together to send Sakura hurtling over the edge at the same time as Sai.

When her climax finally wound down, she found herself still prone on the floor with Sai collapsed on top of her, still shaking with the force of his orgasm. She smiled and cuddled him closer, relishing in the frantic thump of his heartbeat against her chest. As her hearing returned to her, she smirked at Naruto’s “Damn, I’m the luckiest son of a bitch in the world.”

Kakashi snickered, “And if it weren’t for your big mouth, you could’ve been in on that.”

A growl. “Fuck you.”

“Never going to happen, but I suppose I could manage a consolation prize.” There were some wet sounds, and Sakura dragged her eyes open to watch Naruto arching into a heated kiss while Kakashi slowly pumped Naruto in his lube-slicked fist.

She felt Sai’s deep intake of breath as he rejoined the world of the living. He lifted his head and they exchanged smiles as he wordlessly disengaged, sliding off her to curl up against her side instead. His eyes were full of something she couldn’t quite place, though she could definitely recognize the endorphin-induced contentment.

Kakashi surfaced from the kiss, obviously pleased at the way Naruto’s head fell back, exposing the blonde’s throat in a submissive gesture. “Oh, good. You’re back with us. Come here, Sai. I want you to learn how to do something.” He dipped his head and bit at Naruto’s throat, causing the other to cry out.

Sakura watched curiously as Sai forced his still-trembling limbs to carry him over to where Kakashi indicated. As the elder whispered in the younger’s ear, it was almost comical to watch Sai’s eyes grow wider and wider at whatever instructions he was receiving. Naruto, his hearing sharper than hers, mewled like a kitten and squirmed in the copy-nin’s grip.

With a couple of pushes, the three men settled into the same position as before, except that Naruto was on all fours in the middle, with Sai kneeling behind him. Kakashi twined his fingers into Naruto’s heir and tugged the blonde to his cock. “No laughing this time. Ready, Sai?”

Sai looked nervous as he knelt there. “H-hai.” He blushed a little and gently slid his hand over Naruto’s back in gliding touched that caused the other to purr, which, in turn, made Kakashi groan.

“Do it, Sai. I want to watch,” the silver-haired man panted. He trailed his own hands over Naruto’s back as well, then slid his hands to the teen’s ass and gently spread him open. “Go ahead.”

Sai’s blush turned furious, but he obediently lowered his mouth to Naruto’s exposed pucker. Still nervous, he gently lapped at the sensitive skin.

Naruto tensed, a nasal whine escaping him. Kakashi groaned, clearly fighting to keep his eyes open. “Fuuuck, that’s it, Sai. Hear how much he likes that?”

Thus encouraged, the previously pale-skinned teen became a bit braver, licking harder, his hands still stroking Naruto’s back and legs. Naruto kept making the most arousing sounds in response and trying to push back against the other, despite Kakashi’s hands holding him in place.

After a few minutes, Sai reached around and wrapped a hand around Naruto’s weeping erection at the same time he slowly pushed his tongue inside the blonde’s quivering entrance.

Naruto gave another nasal squeal and bucked. He started moaning anxiously, causing Kakashi to grit his teeth and throw his head back. Apparently fearing he would finish too soon, Naruto took a huge breath and deep-throated Kakashi, despite how sore his throat probably already was from his earlier misadventure.

Kakashi gave a guttural groan, “Oh, fuck! Naruto, I’m-!” He broke off as he came deep inside the kyuubi container’s throat. Naruto took it all, then pulled back just enough that his mouth was free.

“Oh godfuckSaithatssogoodjustliketha-AAH!” Naruto’s back arched impossibly hard as he sprayed come all over Sai’s hand and the floor.

Sai kept rimming Naruto until the convulsions stopped and Naruto was spent, chest heaving as he tried to catch his breath. Sitting up, he blushed again, and asked fretfully, “Did I-was that all right?”

Naruto made a disbelieving laugh, and Kakashi snorted in amusement.

“Sai, I know you’re not always the best at reading people, but you know that part where Naruto was moaning and screaming like a bitch in heat? That usually means he likes it.”

“I-*pantpant*-did NOT-*pant*-sound like a bitch in heat.”

“Whatever helps you sleep at night.”

“Trust me, I don’t think insomnia’s going to be a problem tonight.”

For the first time in a while, Sakura’s voice chimed in. “It will be, in a minute.”

Three moderately exhausted pairs of eyes looked up in surprise to discover Sakura, flushed and needy, a pile of bloody tissues nearby, another shoved up to her nose.

“I don’t know what you guys are looking all tired for, because I’m ready to go another round. NOW.”

There was a moment of silence, before a male voice whimpered, “We’ve created a monster!”

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A/N: Whew! I was afraid I wouldn’t get this out! It’s 2:30AM, and I’m supposed to start moving today starting at 7AM, so I’m not sure when the internet will be transferred to my new house. Shouldn’t be too long, I hope, and I look forward to seeing everyone’s reviews! Love you lots! -Dina