Akatsuki: A documentary.
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,076
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto and am not making money in the writing of this fiction.
Akatsuki: A documentary.
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Akatsuki: A documentary.
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Deidara.
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Who the hell are you, huh?
I’m Deidara, yeah.
A documentary? Lame, yeah.
I work with bombs. It’s art.
No, art, you stupid fuck! Art is bang! My explosions are beautiful. Not destructive. The best fucking thing you’ll ever see. Even if it is the last fucking thing you’ll ever see before you die. Hahaha.
You know, yeah, this guy I once met, he was all against the modern art crap. I liked him. He’d have these nights where he’s just go fucking mental and paint the entire house red. I used to wonder what the smell was. Until I realised that it wasn’t paint that he was using. Now that’s art. Yeah, great guy. I blew him up.
Why? Fuck do you think you are asking me that, yeah. He got his fucking crap all over my clay, turned it red. My hands were not very happy, yeah. Besides, he had this kinda look about him, yeah. Like he wanted to kill me or something. Eat me, yeah. Kinda how Itachi looks at me sometimes or something, yeah.
Huh? Oh, nah. He just gets this look. Like, a look, yeah. Sasori-sama gets it sometimes too. But when I ask him about it, he’s just all ‘Shut up brat’, like he’s got nothing to hide or something, but I know he’s hiding something anyway, yeah.
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I think he needs to get laid.
Me? What! FUCK YOU! Everyone thinks I’m a fucking girl yeah! What the fuck is your problem, huh? I have a fucking dick, you douche! You wanna see, huh, want me to prove it, yeah!? Yeah, I fucking thought so! Fuck!
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Fucking douche.
Get out of here.
Akatsuki: A documentary.
--
Deidara.
--
Who the hell are you, huh?
I’m Deidara, yeah.
A documentary? Lame, yeah.
I work with bombs. It’s art.
No, art, you stupid fuck! Art is bang! My explosions are beautiful. Not destructive. The best fucking thing you’ll ever see. Even if it is the last fucking thing you’ll ever see before you die. Hahaha.
You know, yeah, this guy I once met, he was all against the modern art crap. I liked him. He’d have these nights where he’s just go fucking mental and paint the entire house red. I used to wonder what the smell was. Until I realised that it wasn’t paint that he was using. Now that’s art. Yeah, great guy. I blew him up.
Why? Fuck do you think you are asking me that, yeah. He got his fucking crap all over my clay, turned it red. My hands were not very happy, yeah. Besides, he had this kinda look about him, yeah. Like he wanted to kill me or something. Eat me, yeah. Kinda how Itachi looks at me sometimes or something, yeah.
Huh? Oh, nah. He just gets this look. Like, a look, yeah. Sasori-sama gets it sometimes too. But when I ask him about it, he’s just all ‘Shut up brat’, like he’s got nothing to hide or something, but I know he’s hiding something anyway, yeah.
…
I think he needs to get laid.
Me? What! FUCK YOU! Everyone thinks I’m a fucking girl yeah! What the fuck is your problem, huh? I have a fucking dick, you douche! You wanna see, huh, want me to prove it, yeah!? Yeah, I fucking thought so! Fuck!
…
Fucking douche.
Get out of here.