Hindsight
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Kakashi/Iruka
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,278
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4
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Hindsight
Rating: PG
Genre: General / Humour
Status: COMPLETE. Drabble.
Prompt: Disbelief
Hindsight
Iruka, Anko (KakaIru)
Hindsight might have been a bitch, but it had absolutely nothing on Anko.
-o-
Hindsight, Iruka knew, really was a bitch. Of course, he hadn’t quite expected his snake-summoning, somewhat-sociopathic best friend to pin him against a wall right there in the missions room, spluttering profanities.
Then again, maybe he should have.
“So, you’re telling me…” Anko started with an air of semi-calm incredulity. “That the Hatake Kakashi, man of mystery, masks and over one-thousand jutsu propositioned you? Said he wanted to pin you down against his rumpled sheets and fuck you three ways from Sunday?” Her pitch increased until it was perilously close to a shout.
“That the rumoured alabaster sex god with his perfectly toned ass and deliciously lithe torso promised you nothing short of orgasm induced unconsciousness, blissful satiation and the inability to walk straight for at least a week afterwards? And you…” She paused, taking a deep breath before poking his chest none-too-gently.
“You with your sideways glances, playful bantering, wanton bemoaning and fan-boy crush… you said, no?”
Rolling his eyes, Iruka nodded. “Yes.”
“What the hell is wrong with you?! ” his long-time friend exploded. “Months, Iruka, fucking months I’ve had to listen to you going on and on and on…”
Yes, Iruka knew hindsight was a bitch. And really, he should have foreseen the Sannin-trained kunoichi’s predictable reaction. But even so, going so far as to deposit him hogtied and naked upon the Copy-nin’s bed was a bit much, wasn’t it?
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Genre: General / Humour
Status: COMPLETE. Drabble.
Prompt: Disbelief
Iruka, Anko (KakaIru)
Hindsight might have been a bitch, but it had absolutely nothing on Anko.
-o-
Hindsight, Iruka knew, really was a bitch. Of course, he hadn’t quite expected his snake-summoning, somewhat-sociopathic best friend to pin him against a wall right there in the missions room, spluttering profanities.
Then again, maybe he should have.
“So, you’re telling me…” Anko started with an air of semi-calm incredulity. “That the Hatake Kakashi, man of mystery, masks and over one-thousand jutsu propositioned you? Said he wanted to pin you down against his rumpled sheets and fuck you three ways from Sunday?” Her pitch increased until it was perilously close to a shout.
“That the rumoured alabaster sex god with his perfectly toned ass and deliciously lithe torso promised you nothing short of orgasm induced unconsciousness, blissful satiation and the inability to walk straight for at least a week afterwards? And you…” She paused, taking a deep breath before poking his chest none-too-gently.
“You with your sideways glances, playful bantering, wanton bemoaning and fan-boy crush… you said, no?”
Rolling his eyes, Iruka nodded. “Yes.”
“What the hell is wrong with you?! ” his long-time friend exploded. “Months, Iruka, fucking months I’ve had to listen to you going on and on and on…”
Yes, Iruka knew hindsight was a bitch. And really, he should have foreseen the Sannin-trained kunoichi’s predictable reaction. But even so, going so far as to deposit him hogtied and naked upon the Copy-nin’s bed was a bit much, wasn’t it?
[end]