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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
1,422
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, sadly that means I do not own it and have gained nothing for writing this. I did not write the songs referenced in this fic and again, have received nothing but personal enjoyment from writing this.
Kissing Santa Claus
2010; A/N: I have edited the first two drabbles, then split them into separate chapters, because I am adding a new drabble/chapter today. :)
Merry Christmas!
Warnings: YAOI male/male, Multiple pairings, Humor/Crack(not crack pairings, just humor)
This is NOT beta-ed, since it was a gift for my beta-FairyNiamh too.
2009 from A/N: Merry Christmas to all of my friends and my dear sweet beta and heart-sis FairyNiamh
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Now it isn’t everyday that our favorite Shinobi are able to let their, um…. ‘hair’ down and have some real fun. And no one deserved it more than the Shinobi who drew the ‘Brats Christmas Party’ detail. There really was no hell quite like babysitting a bunch of pre-genin while their parents all enjoyed the Hokage’s Christmas Party. Supposedly, the selection was made by random drawing, but it was uncanny how the ninja who ended up with this particular duty were usually the ones on the top of the Hokage’s ‘S-Hit List’. No, ‘S” does not stand for ‘super’.
After a night of playing Santa Claus, Naruto had seemed particularly determined to drink as much alcohol as possible. It might have been to break up all the cookies the little monsters had insisted he eat. The only reason he wasn’t puking milk out his nose, was one very brilliant and very sexy ninja’s announcement that Santa was lactose intolerant. He really appreciated Neji for that and was trying to show his gratitude by massaging the lovely man’s tonsils. Neji was taking his long awaited turn on Santa’s lap and the things he wanted for Christmas where quite interesting.
Kiba was laying on his side on one of the futons. His head was in Shino’s very comfy lap and the way the bug-nin stroked his fingers through Kiba’s hair was so very soothing after spending the entire day dressed up as one of Santa’s reindeer. He still wasn’t sure why Shino had insisted he keep the outfit on, but he’d been way too tired to argue. As he watched the usually stuck up Hyuuga protégé wriggle in Naruto’s still crimson clothed lap, a thought struck him and he started to hum.
Humming turned to singing…..
“I saw Neji kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe tonight.”
Shino chuckled and joined his base with Kiba’s baritone. “He didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek;”
Kotetsu and Izumo, who had been snuggled up behind the futon, decided to pop their heads up, they did make sure to keep the rest of themselves tucked under the large blanket, but there was no doubt that they were both as bare as the day was long.
“He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.”
Raidou and Genma were sitting comfortably side by side in front of the fireplace. Neither one was quite drunk enough yet, not by half.
Neji and Naruto were doing their best to ignore the little chorus of now six voices and continued with their ‘merry making’.
“Then, I saw Neji tickle Santa Claus underneath his (other words were randomly inserted here, but you get the idea) so creamy white;”
That drew a glare from the protégé and a giggle from Santa.
“Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Hiashi had only seen Neji kissing Santa Claus tonight!”
That last chorus was punctuated by a barrage of kunai, thrown at the heads of ALL the singers! Naruto finally had to carry Neji out of the room to prevent any real bloodshed. Of course, getting the beautiful brunette out of the room and alone was actually the blond Santa’s Christmas wish anyway.
`fin`
Merry Christmas!
Warnings: YAOI male/male, Multiple pairings, Humor/Crack(not crack pairings, just humor)
This is NOT beta-ed, since it was a gift for my beta-FairyNiamh too.
2009 from A/N: Merry Christmas to all of my friends and my dear sweet beta and heart-sis FairyNiamh
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Now it isn’t everyday that our favorite Shinobi are able to let their, um…. ‘hair’ down and have some real fun. And no one deserved it more than the Shinobi who drew the ‘Brats Christmas Party’ detail. There really was no hell quite like babysitting a bunch of pre-genin while their parents all enjoyed the Hokage’s Christmas Party. Supposedly, the selection was made by random drawing, but it was uncanny how the ninja who ended up with this particular duty were usually the ones on the top of the Hokage’s ‘S-Hit List’. No, ‘S” does not stand for ‘super’.
After a night of playing Santa Claus, Naruto had seemed particularly determined to drink as much alcohol as possible. It might have been to break up all the cookies the little monsters had insisted he eat. The only reason he wasn’t puking milk out his nose, was one very brilliant and very sexy ninja’s announcement that Santa was lactose intolerant. He really appreciated Neji for that and was trying to show his gratitude by massaging the lovely man’s tonsils. Neji was taking his long awaited turn on Santa’s lap and the things he wanted for Christmas where quite interesting.
Kiba was laying on his side on one of the futons. His head was in Shino’s very comfy lap and the way the bug-nin stroked his fingers through Kiba’s hair was so very soothing after spending the entire day dressed up as one of Santa’s reindeer. He still wasn’t sure why Shino had insisted he keep the outfit on, but he’d been way too tired to argue. As he watched the usually stuck up Hyuuga protégé wriggle in Naruto’s still crimson clothed lap, a thought struck him and he started to hum.
Humming turned to singing…..
“I saw Neji kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe tonight.”
Shino chuckled and joined his base with Kiba’s baritone. “He didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek;”
Kotetsu and Izumo, who had been snuggled up behind the futon, decided to pop their heads up, they did make sure to keep the rest of themselves tucked under the large blanket, but there was no doubt that they were both as bare as the day was long.
“He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.”
Raidou and Genma were sitting comfortably side by side in front of the fireplace. Neither one was quite drunk enough yet, not by half.
Neji and Naruto were doing their best to ignore the little chorus of now six voices and continued with their ‘merry making’.
“Then, I saw Neji tickle Santa Claus underneath his (other words were randomly inserted here, but you get the idea) so creamy white;”
That drew a glare from the protégé and a giggle from Santa.
“Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Hiashi had only seen Neji kissing Santa Claus tonight!”
That last chorus was punctuated by a barrage of kunai, thrown at the heads of ALL the singers! Naruto finally had to carry Neji out of the room to prevent any real bloodshed. Of course, getting the beautiful brunette out of the room and alone was actually the blond Santa’s Christmas wish anyway.
`fin`