The Foxy Artiest Chronicals

Summary: Akatsuki has been taken down, Sasuke has returned, peace has fallen over the land(or well peacefull-ish anyway) and all because he is just that awesome. Yet now he has all this free time, Kyuubii is becoming restless because he's tired of mindless sex partners, and being cooped up all the time. Now Kyuubii announces that Sai is the one and only one they should be with, and of course expects his host to just go with it. Well Fuck That... Or he would be saying that to him if he didn't suddenly realize that the damnable creature could be right about something after all. And when did Sai become so awesome, sexy, and well powerfully addictive?

Chapter One: True Spots

Naruto stared off into space bored the fuck out of his mind, so bored he was almost willing to go blow shit up and scare some children. Alright so maybe not him specifically wanted that, but Kyuubii was apart of him. So if he wanted to get technical he was so fucking bored that he was almost willing to let Kyuubii blow shit up and scare small children. The blond sighed and slumped back into his chair until just the very smallest part of his ass was still on it.

Swaying his legs back and forth without ever moving his feet he moved the chair and himself from side to side. Being Hokage sucked hairy ass sweaty balls sometimes. It didn’t help that he’d used several of his clones to get his work done faster, but he’d rather be fucking bored than drooling with a melted brain over paperwork.

He wasn’t even full fledged Hokage yet, sure he had the titled and shit but he was only on duty sometimes. He took on missions that would be best if he did them, and did the damn paper work that Old lady herself gave him. He glared off toward the direction of the actual Hokage office where she would be behind the wall. Old hag stuck him with the shitty stuff.

A knock at his door had him sit up straighter at his desk before calling out, “enter!”

Shizune walked in and bowed which always made him feel weird, “Tsunade-sama wishes you to be present for a debriefing of an ANBU returning home.”

He sighed, still it was better than slouching in a chair and counting tiles on the ceiling. He stood and followed the brunette out the room, Kyuubii pointed out how firm her ass seemed in that outfit and he punched the fucker with a chakra laden fist in his mind. He did not need to be thinking about ass right now.

Shizune closed the door once he’d entered and he made his way over to the chair next to his granny. He grinned at her and she narrowed her eyes. She knew exactly what he was thinking about. Naruto took the seat and awaited the ANBU with a yawn.

“Straighten up gaki or I will do it for you.” She told him menacingly.

He sighed but did as told, that was when Kyuubii perked up in his chambers and growled. That was when Naruto was almost blown away by an immense amount of chakra that seemed to curl around the room, around him. The nin materialized seemingly out of nowhere, he looked over to see Tsunade was not surprised by this at all.

The masked man placed a folder on the desk took a step back and bowed low. Naruto’s heart began to race, Kyuubii wanted blood wanted… well that was not really something he wanted to dwell on.

“You have done well Cat-san. You may now take off your mask and return to civilian life as you know it.” Tsunade said.

A hand reached up and removed the mask to reveal Sai, but not the Sai he knew. This man oozed confidence, power, and sexuality as if he lived and breathed it. Naruto managed to keep the dumb struck look off his face, but barely.

“Naruto, I should introduce you to one of my, and essentially your, best ninja Sai. He is best for undercover work he can meld himself into anything and extract information. Or well in this last case get rid of a power friend of an enemy.”

“Uh, good work.” Naruto replied.

Sai’s brown eyes looked at him and there was so much emotion in them he almost couldn’t breath. Sai was faking it? Sai had been faking it? But how? The man had the normal amount of chakra as everyone else, yet this man had an abundance of it.

Then right before Naruto he watched the man to one handed seals, touch fingers to a point just behind his ear and bam just like that Sai felt like Sai again.

//He seals himself off… interesting.// Kyuubii commented.

He even had that stupid smile again, and that odd blank canvas type quality. The one that made you think that he didn’t know anything. Naruto just blinked at him, then out of nowhere Kyuubii announced to him something very shocking. Something he never thought he would ever hear the beast say, ever.

//That’s him, that’s who your mate is. Our mate.//

What?

//Stupid human… he perfect that’s one you must take and make ours.//

What the fuck are you going on about, we both agreed he’s a fucking tool.

Kyuubii growled, // that was before we realized what he really is.//

No way, I’m not putting up with that guy. I can get ass from anywhere I want.

//I’m tired of you getting your face fucked up by that sand bitch. You are dominate, now get out there and get something worth fucking.//

Naruto growled and had two sets of eyes on him, “sorry Kyuubii is being a fuckin’ bastard ignore me.”

Tsunade’s eyes narrowed, “do I need to be worried?”

“Huh, hell no. He’s just ranting about… well stuff that he rants about.” He informed her blushing when he had almost blabbed exactly what the fox was talking about.

“Sex.” Sai supplied easily enough anyway.

Naruto turned even redder, “yeah that’s pretty much it.”

“Is it almost that time again?” Granny asked.

“NO!”

“Then why…”

“Naruto-kun is young and male Lady Hokage.” Sai informed her as if she didn’t already know that.

She sent him a warning glare that would have had Naruto believe had fallen on deaf ears before now. Obviously Sai understood more than he’d previously thought. Well there went his reputation for being the most unpredictable nin out there, assuming people found out that is.

//He is a submissive… I can tell… the fun things we could…//

Naruto was trying really hard to ignore everything that the beast was saying. It wasn’t like he was interested in finding that one and only, but that was fuckin’ Sai they were talking about. Not really a man who made you think dirty thoughts, or made your blood boil…

“Lady Hokage I sustained injuries I patched them up as it says in the report. I wish to get them check before I’m fully released.” Sai told her.

“Yes of course, Naruto escort him to Sakura and have her check him immediately. You are both dismissed.”

******

Sai stripped with no shame and Naruto’s eyes widened when he saw the tattoo across his shoulders in black cursive ‘Ego te absolvo’. It was very well done, some of the letters thicker in places than other places making the words pop. He hadn’t a fuckin’ clue what they meant but…

//I absolve you from your guilt… it’s Latin…// the demon informed him.

How the hell do you know that?

//I just do.//

“Latin huh?”

Sai paused and looked over his shoulder, “yes.”

“Where you learn Latin?”

Sai turned himself straight again, “some of the places with in other nations speak different languages and have odd accents. In ROOT we were taught many languages.”

“Cool, why that phrase?”

Sai seemed to regard him without even actually looking at him, “you sound as if you already know what it means.”

“Kyuubii.”

“I have done a lot of things…” Sai said mysteriously.

With out really thinking about it he reached his left hand out and traced his fingers over the curvy lines of the letters. Sai tensed and Naruto snapped his fingers back.

“Oops… sorry.” He said quickly, “it’s just really well done and looks good on you.”

“Maybe but it is something that could allow me to be identified.”

Naruto shrugged, “eh you’re better at your job than that.”

“How would you know?” Sai asked turning his head just enough to glance at him from the corner of one eye over a left shoulder.

“Not just anyone can use one handed jutsu.” Naruto whispered.

Sai’s eyes seemed to glow with a bit of amusement, “no I suppose not Naruto-sama.”

Kyuubii and Naruto growled at the veiled slight against them. Sai seemed to be more pleased by this than afraid. Before anything dire could happen Sakura finally rushed in.

“Oh sorry Sai, I’m so busy these days.”

He smiled one of the smiles Naruto used to believe and then replied, “it is fine Sakura-chan.”

She smiled back at him, “was the mission difficult?”

“A bit, took longer than expected but I made it out.”

She nodded and began healing his mostly healed wounds. “You did a fairly good job.”

“Thank you Sakura-chan that means a lot to me.”

She smiled, “you must be tired then.”

As if mentioning it caused his brain to click in Sai yawned, “yes. I look forward to sleeping in my bed tonight.”

Sai was very good at what he did indeed. He briefly wondered who else knew of this Sai? Still Kyuubii was right… Sai was perfect to bad he hadn’t known until now.

~TBC~

Note: This is sorta inspired by kr4nky... oops... she put a thought into my head about how fun it would be so se some NaruSai action and well... my mind only sees in epic. lol. Hope all of you enjoy it. ^^