The Uke Club

Okay here is the Sequel to Shinobi Can Be So Dense. The pairings are Kakairu, Raigen, Sasunaru, and Kotetsu Izumo. This will go through each of their relationships. I meant this to be funny but there are some angsty parts thrown in. I am not putting this in the Kakairu section for that reason. I'll admit I rewrote this entire thing twice since I didn't like what I had writen. I'm still not happy but it at least is better than what I had. Enjoy the story. There will be another sequel after this is finshed.


It all started one Friday night out at the bar. Their group was there every Friday if they were not on a mission. All four couples would gather and enjoy each others company. They were all in love but none considered their relationship really serious yet. They were just enjoying the time they had with their special person. The life of ninja didn't very well guarantee that they would have much time together.

Everyone was there at Rei's bar. Kotetsu and Izumo have been together the longest. Raidou and Genma are the most amorous. Sasuke and Naruto are the youngest. Lastly are Kakashi and Iruka who only recently got together but seem to be the most in love.

They were all friends and started this tradition a few months ago to make sure they remained friends. Secretly the semes of the group just wanted to hang with people they didn't have to worry around about taking their beautiful ukes. This is what caused all the trouble. Four seriously overprotective men trying to protect their lovers.

Iruka, Genma, Izumo, and Naruto were dancing together since their lovers wouldn't dance with them often. Kakashi never danced he told Iruka he secretly had two left feet when it came to dancing. Iruka ruled the dance floor and no one denied that. “Iruka sensei you have to teach me some of your moves.” Iruka smirked. “I don't know if you could handle them Naruto.” Genma bumped hips with Iruka. “Yeah he's been working on them for years Naruto they may be too advanced for you.” If anything Genma's word strengthened Naruto's resolve. “Please Iruka sensei? I know I can if you will just show me.”

Iruka always did have a soft spot for Naruto. He was more of a little brother now so why not pass on a few beginners moves to him. “All right but it's not an easy skill to master so I'm only going to show you some beginners moves. I want no complaining either.” The sensei voice always seems to control Naruto's impulsiveness. “Okay Iruka sensei.” Iruka began showing Naruto some basic dance moves.

It went unseen to him or the other ukes that they had caught the attention of some other male ninja. They didn't even see when the men approached them. Kakashi watched the group of men eying their lovers. He got the attention of the others and they watched as the men approached their lovers.

“Hey sweet stuff can I get a bit of that milkshake?” Iruka turned to the voice and was about to tell him off. Two hands wrapped around his waist causing him to yelp in surprise. “He's taken go find someone else.” Iruka turned to face Kakashi. “ You won't have any of our men.” Sasuke growled as he pulled Naruto to his chest like a doll. “They're ours to enjoy.” Raidou pinched Genma's ass. Genma swatted at Raidou. “So get loss we have things to do to our men and you're interfering.” Kotetsu seized Izumo's lips in a heated kiss. “Damn all the hot ones are taken. Lets go guys.”

The ukes glared at their lovers. “What that fuck Rai? Why did you do that?” “Teme do we look like damsels in distress?” “Did you really need to interfere Ko?” “What were you thinking Kakashi? For a genius you sure don't act like it.”

The four ukes stormed off the dance floor and back to the table. They had just been emasculated in front of everyone by their lovers. They were men and hated being treated like women. They were embarrassed and tired of the over protectiveness their lovers gave them. The guys wisely gave their lovers room to brood.

“It's times like this when I wish we had some where we could go to get away from them for a little while.” Naruto sat his head on the table. His fun had been ruined for the night. “That's exactly what I was thinking kiddo.” Genma moved his senbon from the left to the right and back again in irritation. “Why do they have to be so macho when they're all together?” Izumo flicked a straw wrapper across the table. “ Why don't we do just what Naruto said and find a place to escape to once a week to get away from them and just hang out together and rant about them.”

Evil grins split on all the ukes faces as they thought of what had been said. “I say we fucking do it.” “I second.” “Hell yeah!” “I'll see what I can find.”

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The next day Iruka took some money he had set aside and went to a Realtor to rent a small studio apartment for their secret meetings. The Realtor was a small old lady. She had gray hair tied into a bun at the back of her head by chopsticks. She had a kindly wrinkled face and was dressed in a blue dress.

Iruka approached the old women with a smile on his face. “Hello young man. Can I help you with something.” Iruka knew this was going to be interesting. “Yes, I'm looking to rent a studio apartment with only the bare minimum of a fridge and a microwave.” The lady gave him a stray glance over. “Your ninja right? I thought the Hokage took care of housing for all her ninja.” Iruka sighed. “Yes she does but we need the apartment to....” Iruka mumbled the last part as silently as he could. “Could you repeat that young man? My hearing is not as good as it used to be.” Iruka grumble and blushed. “We want to rent an apartment for a secret club.” He felt like such an idiot.

“You want to rent a studio for what?” The small old lady asked him. “I need the place to hold a secret club at. We will pay the rent. It's no problem for us ninja.” The old lady snickered as she pulled out the information on available studio apartments. “Here's one that meets your needs.” She handed Iruka the information sheet to look over.

Iruka looked over the sheet. Indeed the apartment she was showing him was exactly what they needed. He was curious as to how the old woman had chosen the perfect location on the first try. She had to know something he didn’t.

“You might not believe it but half the ninja that come in here ask me the same for the same thing for the same reason.” Iruka snorted. The old woman really did have inside knowledge. “At least I now know it's seems to be the ninja thing to do.” The elderly woman laughed. “Well I do have to say You’re one of the nicest. So why don't we go take a look?”
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“Is this where Iruka said to meet?” Genma looked around. Being a Jounin meant he could be a little paranoid. Izumo was already there waiting calmly on the grass as a chunin he didn’t share in the paranoia as the Jounin did. He plucked a few pieces or grass and let them drift into the light breeze. “Yeah. He said he'd be by with Naruto and we should wait here till they could escape from Kakashi and Sasuke.” Genma sunk to the ground. “But waiting is no fun. I'll get bored.” Izumo smirked and pulled out a shiny metal pocket compact. “That is why Iruka gave me this for you.” Genma snatched the shiny mirror out of Izumo's hand.

Izumo chuckled at the reaction he got from the Jounin. Genma had the compact open and was mesmerize by the shiny object. He looked like a four year old with a new toy. Jounin were funny that way. They were always, when in the safety of their village, distracted by shiny objects. Chunin used this knowledge to maintain control over the Jounin so they could maintain order in the village. The trick didn’t work though on three Jounin though. Kakashi, Gai,and Neji all seemed to be immune to shiny objects but did have other vices.

With Genma entertained Izumo went back to plucking grass and waiting for Iruka and Naruto. Iruka had said that it could take them a while to escape their lovers but Naruto and he were the best at hiding so no one could find them. Prankster habits don't die easily and even Anbu had a hard time finding those two when they didn’t want to be found.

“Ready to go Guys?" Iruka landed silently next to Izumo. Naruto soon followed. Izumo looked up from the grass. “Yeah but it might be hard since I had to distract Genma.” Iruka looked over to the Jounin and frowned. Genma was in fact so entranced by the compact mirror he didn’t even notice that he had arrived. Iruka realized he really had to talk to the Hokage about these Jounin. They’re paranoid one minute and oblivious the next, but only in the village.

“Oooh shiny!” That was one of Iruka’s signs that Naruto was destined to be at least a Jounin. Iruka knew that Naruto would surpass even that and become a Kage. Naruto told him he would be taking the Jounin exams next month with Sasuke. Iruka knew he would pass and even scare some of the administrators. Now he needed to get two easily distracted men away from here and to the new clubhouse.

Iruka seized the momentary distraction from Genma’s hands. Genma looked up at him with sad puppy dog eyes. “Genma you know those eyes don’t work on me. I’m a teacher. Now get your butt up so we can get going.” Genma got up off the ground and reached for the mirror only to find that Iruka had already hidden it. “You're mean to take away the shiny.” Genma was pouting like a petulant child. “Just come on Genma. You can have it back when we get there.”

Iruka lead and they did follow. He lead them to a secluded building on the edge of town. It was a two story building that was exclusively used as ninja club house housing. Iruka went to a door on the second floor at the end of the long hallway. He unlocked the door and went inside. Inside the sparse room was a katasu and a small kitchen area with just a microwave and a fridge like Iruka requested. Iruka had also placed several large cushions around as well for more comfort.

“This place is perfect Iruka.” Izumo went to the fridge and pulled out a bottle of ginger beer. “It's cool now can I have back the shiny?”Iruka handed Genma the mirror. “I don't wanna see it out okay?” Genma wanted to defy Iruka but looked into the sensei's eyes and knew he would face a fate worse than death should he disobey. He nodded his head in defeat and went to the fridge and pulled out a soda and passed one to Naruto as well.

“Get me a ginger beer please Genma?” Iruka sat at the katasu and pulled out a ledger. He had thought about ways to make this seem as much like an official club as possible. “Okay I officially call to order the first meeting of the Uke Club.” This earned a round of giggles courtesy of Naruto. “Iruka sensei you sound so funny acting like a club president.” Iruka held a hand up to his chin in mock contemplation. “The way I see it I found us a club house, secured the property, brought over cushions to make this place comfortable, and paid the security deposit and first month's rent. So maybe I should be club president.”

“He does have a point guys. I second Iruka for club president.” Izumo raised his hand in approval. “Meah, means less work for the rest of us so I agree.” Genma took another sip from his soda. “Fine, Iruka sensei can be president. Now can we get on to bad mouthing our lovers?” Naruto pouted with his arms crossed like a petulant child.

Iruka smirked. He always got his way if he really wanted it. Naruto had to be the only one who truly was oblivious to this. Izumo and Genma both knew that they don't mess with what Iruka wants. He gets what he wants or he makes you pay.


“Who wants to go first?” Iruka scanned the room at the other ukes just dieing to vent about their semes. Izumo really did look the most desperate to get something off his chest. “Izumo why don't you go first.” Izumo looked at his long time friend and the other around and gathered his courage. “Kotetsu used to always act like he did last weekend when we first started going out but now he only seems to care when your lovers are around. He used to be so romantic and now I feel like we're an old married couple. I want the passion back in our love life. I want Ko to show me some romance again like when we first started dating.”

To say they were surprised was an understatement. Izumo, quiet little Izumo, just told them the biggest problem in his love life. Naruto wondered if that happened to all couples that had been together for a long time. Genma felt bad for Izumo but didn't make any moves to let him know that. He did have a reputation to uphold. “Wow, I didn't know it had gotten that bad Izumo.” Izumo grinned up at Iruka. “It just feels good to finally get that off my chest. I had to tell someone or I was going to go insane.” This is exactly why they founded the Uke club they needed a place to go where they could tell someone what in their love lives was bugging them. They just needed to vent.

“Naruto why don't you go next.” Naruto had a weird grin on his face as he took a sip of his soda before talking. “The bastard is always trying something new in bed. He scares the hell out of me sometimes. I'm wondering where he keeps getting these ideas. I just want him to just simply make love to me sometimes but all he wants to do is try something new to push us farther. The bastard just won't listen when I try to tell him either.”

Iruka did wonder where Sasuke keeps getting these ideas. Lately he has scared Naruto at least every other day and Iruka had to comfort the poor young man. Izumo looked over at Naruto a bit envious of his problem being so kinky. Genma just didn't care.

“Genma Your turn.” Genma gulped. Now he had to tell his problem. He really didn't want to but Iruka had said no one would judge him. “Rai doesn't know his own strength. He doesn't try to hurt me but he does. When we have sex sometimes he turns into an animal and loses control. I can barely move after we have sex. He thinks it's because he fully satisfied me but in truth it's because I'm too sore. I've learned to work through the pain and hide any discomfort but I still hurt. He's a lot stronger than me and I can't control him when he gets so animal like. I think he really doesn't know because he hates to see me hurt and always has.”

That was bad Iruka thought and he had put a full force sexually deprived Raidou on Genma when he made him impotent. Now he really felt bad. Naruto was horrified that someone as strong as Genma was being bullied in his own bed by his lover unknowingly. Izumo was a bit terrified at what could happen if Raidou ever lost it. Genma wanted to do anything to get away from them all.

“Your turn Iruka.” Genma turned the attention away from himself and onto Iruka who turned red. “Kakashi is being much too overprotective of me. He sits outside my classroom. He follows me every where I go like a puppy. He threatens people that dare say anything about me being with a guy. He chases other men away from me even if I'm not interested. I can take care of myself and I don't need him to protect me from other guys. I love him and only him. I just wish he could trust me to take care of myself.”

Naruto knew about overprotective lovers. Sasuke had been one of the worst but was getting better. At least now he stopped harassing Hinata since she got together with Kiba. Izumo wished Kotetsu would do that for him. Genma just wanted to hide since they had forgotten about his embarrassing problem with Raidou. They might just try and fix it and he didn't want them to interfere.


“I have a question for you guys. Do mind if I ask?” All eyes turned to Genma who was the last person they ever expected to ask a question and so politely too. “Go ahead Genma we're all ears.” Naruto gave Genma one of his cherished mile high grins that gave Genma the courage he needed. “Do your guys seem to make you do all the chores since you are the uke of the relationship?”


They all contemplated Genma's question and all came to the same conclusion. “Yes!” They all said angry at the subtle manipulation their lovers had on them. “So I'm not the only one that has been duped into doing the household chores. So what excuses did those asses give you guys?” Genma smirked he knew this would be a good question and take everyone’s minds away from the worst problems in their relationships and to some of the minor ones.


“Sasuke always told me I should clean up the apartment since I'm the one that always makes the messes. I am a slob and most of the messes really are mine so I just don’t fight and clean up whatever mess there may be.” Genma and Iruka both knew Sasuke had Naruto wrapped around his finger and willing to do anything to make him happy.

“Kotetsu conveniently disappears when it's time to clean our apartment. I get stuck doing everything while he avoids me.” Izumo had in fact followed his wayward lover one time. He found him hauled up inside the tunnels that snake through the Hokage monument. He was huddled into a ball and looked scared as could be. Izumo couldn't understand this reaction so he just let him be and finished the chores.

“When it's cleaning day Kakashi wakes up earlier than me and heads straight to the memorial stone. He sits by the stone for hours on end with the most somber expression. I really don't have it in my heart to drag him back to our apartment to help me with something as meaningless as cleaning. He really misses them. He sometimes won't talk for hours after he does come back from the stone. I don't bother him and just wait for him to come back. He lost his precious people. I can't stop him from going and leaving me with the cleaning.” Kakashi really was pathetic when it came to his visits to the stone. He got lost in the past and couldn't see the here and now.

“Ha, Raidou is a slick one. Every time I ask him to help me do anything around our apartment he brings up some inane thing and we end up debating till he has to leave for a patrol or a mission. He knows I can't resist a good debate with him. So far his record for debating with me is twelve hours. The mans knows how sly he is too. The bastard smirks and says something about how sorry he is he can't help me but he has to go on patrol or on a mission. Then the fucker just gets up kisses me goodbye and leaves me pissed and I have to do all the chores on my own. Smug bastard! I need another soda.” Raidou always could get the better of Genma ever since they met. Few things will distract Genma and a good debate or sex where Raidou's weapons of choice.

Genma got his soda and joined everyone at the katasu. They all met eyes and burst out laughing. “Our lovers really are pieces or work aren't they?” Genma was happy to be laughing among friends who understood him. They sat talking about the embarrassing things their lovers did. After sometime Iruka got a question that burned for him to ask. “Have any of you ever topped for your lover?”

The men sat there each analyzing their sex lives. “Can't say I have in all the years I've been with Ko.” That was one answer for Iruka. “That smug bastard never lets me top him. He says I couldn't handle it. If I can handle having his dick shoved up my ass I think I can handle topping him.” Naruto was fuming and Iruka was just mortified at the language that just came from him. 'He is not a little kid anymore.' He kept telling himself. “I get lost and ditsy when Rai and I have sex so I've never topped him. He is the only person I get so drunk on his mere presence I turn into a total ditz for during sex.” Genma had a happy look on his face no doubt in Iruka's mind Genma was thinking about sex with Raidou. “Kashi is a force of nature when we have sex. There is no opposing his will during sex. He dominates everything. Almost all the time he uses his dominance to pleasure me but he never lets me top him.”

After some silence an idea popped into Iruka's head. “Why don't we try and trick them into letting us top them?” The group turned to look at Iruka in awe wondering what he could be planing. “Anyone have any ideas? I have one lets try one person's idea each week and see if we can get the best of our lovers.” It seemed reasonable to the three men. “Who's idea do we do first?” Naruto really liked the idea of this challenge and was eager to see if any of the ideas would work on his bastard. “I say we rock-paper scissors to decide.”

They did and Genma won. Genma smirked and told them the first thing that came into his head. “Lets get them shitfaced drunk and then try and top them.” The others seemed to enjoy Genma's idea all except Iruka. Iruka knew this plan would not go well for him at all. Nether the less he did agree to do the plan. “Alright we do Genma's plan this week and when we meet next week we tell each other how it went. Agreed?” The three other men nodded their heads in approval. “Okay see you all next week.” The three men left and Iruka locked the door to the apartment and headed home.

On the rooftop of the apartment complex four men thought over what they had just overheard from their lovers mouths. 'I didn't know my being so comfortable around Izumo made him so sad.' Kotetsu looked at his hands like they were the worst things ever. 'I can't believe I hurt Genma. He never told me. How can I be with him knowing I've hurt him. Why does he still love me if I hurt him.' Raidou looked thoroughly depressed. 'That dobe I can't believe he's scared of the things I do to him. I got most of those ideas from Kakashi.' Sasuke glared at the older man and Kakashi smirked at him. 'My little dolphin doesn't like me protecting him from all the bastards of the world. I guess I have been a little over protective but I can't stand anyone touching my dolphin.'

They all sighed and swore to fix the problems of their love lives. “Now we have to thwart the plans of our sweet little lovers.” They all turned their attention to Kakashi. “We will not allow them to top us. Our pride as semes is at stake here. We need to show them their place.” They were all in agreement and went of to play with their sweet little ukes.