My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Naruto / Temari

I don’t own this… Temari will never be mine and neither will the rest of the characters… *goes off to pout about the injustice of it all*

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It was hot in Sunagakure…Hotter then ever before. She sweated in her Jounin uniform as she looked over the sun baked wasteland that was the Country of Wind. The entire outfit was sticking to her skin even as the big fan she wore on her back seemed to get heavier then it was before. She looked over the wastes only to notice a small speck of black clothing and something blondish visible.

She looked as the black-clothed blonde haired person came closer and because she could sense the Chakra all around him she immediately knew who it was.

“Alright guy’s let him in. He’s a friend of Kazekage-sama.”

She jumped off the ledge she was standing on to greet the blonde troublemaker. She hadn’t seen him for about five years or something and while she was now twenty he was eighteen and seemed to have grown taller. She remembered the time that he had rescued her little brother from Akatsuki and her heart filled itself with emotion as her little brother had looked so happy when he had seen that a lot of people cared for him.

She looked at the blonde hair that was shining in the sun and then remembered how short he'd been. Now however he was at least a few inches taller then she was, she smiled and said.

“Welcome to Sunagakure Uzumaki-san. I hope that you are in good health at the moment?”

He looked at her for a few seconds and then said at a casual tone.

“You don’t have to be so formal Temari-chan. Last time you met me I was saving your little brother and you know that I heal exceptionally fast due to my tenant. I am well and that’s all you need to know…”

He looked as she unsheathed her fan from her back and whipped it open and knew that he had done something wrong if the red flush on her face was any indication…

“How DARE he call me Temari-chan in front of my subordinates? I’ll show him that he’ll need to keep formal at ALL times with a little display of my skills.” She screeched mentally.

With that she unsheathed the fan on her back and whipped it open and then drew it back behind her and she watched as he tensed and she got a grin on her face, almost the same her little brother would get when he was still the un-sociable i.e. a psychotic killing machine…

The fan was drawn back and then swung forward releasing an intense gust of with which seemed to sting his flesh. Normally the result would have been the flesh being ripped from ones bones but due to the tenant that he had within his body it was preserved with only a few cuts which healed immediately. He found himself within a dune of sand which had been caused by the gust of wind from Temari’s fan and he slowly dug himself out, not wanting to risk her ire once again by standing up too fast. He looked at the village from where he was encased within the sand and then he sighed and got out of the heap of sand.

A smug look on her face was the only indication that she had done something that most people would consider cruel. But she wasn’t any normal girl… she was the sister of the Kazekage and a woman who needed to be respected unless you would like to feel the wrath of her two younger brothers.

She grinned as she remembered how a former boyfriend of hers had once tried to pressure her into having sex with him… She remembered how he had been grabbed by her little brother’s sand and then had almost choked to death.

Then there was that guy who Kankuro didn’t like and when he asked her on a date she had agreed but the guy had sucked… he kept on staring at her tits and if she didn’t like one thing then it would be the way the guys stared at her rack. She had immediately left the guy and when she was about to exit the place where they had been sitting she had heard a gurgling noise and later heard that the guy had been killed by a puppet with some blades that came out of it…

Kankuro had been looking extremely smug the next day and he was busy cleaning up his doll Karasu and kept on mumbling how the joints would need to be oiled once again after such a tiresome night of patrolling.

Her youngest brother had just looked at her and had told her at his normal unemotional tone that she wasn’t allowed to date boys who didn’t meet his requirements. Suddenly an idea sprang into her mind. Why not take a boyfriend who had gained Gaara’s respect as well as Kankuro’s?

The blonde target of her latest scheme appeared once again in front of her with some sand sticking within his clothing and a sheepish look on his face and he said.

“I probably shouldn’t have addressed you so informally Temari-san. It’s because I’m used to addressing people who mean a lot to me with Chan or another name of affection that I often just dismiss the fact that there's supposed to be a formal air. Hell I even address the Hokage as Obaa-chan all the time and she only smacks me on my head and tells me that I should be polite to older women. I don’t see why Obaa-chan would have thought that important.”

He was whacked on the head by Temari’s fan and she looked at him and said. “Why are you here?”

He smiled in his normal foxy way and said. “Just to visit some friends namely you, Gaara and your brother with the face paint.”

Temari grinned and said. “Actually I don’t think it's face paint it may look like it but I always tell him to keep his grubby hands out of my make-up box whenever he is snooping around my room… By the way… Shall I show you our house?”

She looked somehow eager to him and he just shrugged and said. “Why not? I’d like to see where you and your brothers live.”

He grinned and watched as she smiled sweetly at him. He remembered how he'd left Konoha. They had retrieved the boy wonder a few years back, directly after they had saved Gaara from Akatsuki. They entered the gates of Konoha to be greeted by the majority of the village who just cheered at the Uchiha’s presence and that he had come back to them. They all gave him dark looks for apparently having made him leave in the first place.

When he had returned Sakura had slapped him in the face for waiting so long to retrieve Sasuke. She had cursed his name and then had immediately rushed to the bastard and asking if he were alright.

Naruto had managed to hold out for two years under the constant harassment of Sakura who hadn’t forgiven him for injuring her Sasuke-kun and Sasuke’s demeanour which was hateful as Naruto possessed power beyond Sasuke’s. He had requested some time off to set his things straight and Tsunade had sent him on a mission to the Country of Wind to make sure that the Kazekage was well…

She looked at him and noticed that he was looking at her as if admiring her form. As if something compelled her to do so she said. “Do you see anything you like?”

Her question ripped him away from his thoughts and he just answered in the most intelligent way possible to him at the moment.

“Huh?” He asked blinking owlishly.

She had a grin on her face and her blode hair somehow seemed to glitter in the light and he looked at her eyes which looked at him with a challenging glint in them.

“I said, did you like anything you saw?”

He looked at her with an eyebrow raised as if asking her what the hell she was talking about. She grinned and said.

“Why don’t we got visit my little brother with his own Genin team. He’s still a Doll master but I think he’ll find it nice that his big sister is coming for a visit. Don’t you think that's nice of me Naruto-kun?”

She looked at him for a few seconds and smiled. He was staring at his feet in an ashamed manner which was just so adorable she could just scoop him up and eat him…. She even might do that if he proved to be a worthy boyfriend…

They walked through the streets together until they saw a flash of red hair and two piercing green eyes and Naruto just ran forwards and met up with the man and said.

“Gaara! Long time no see…”

Said man looked at the hyperactive blond and then raised an eyebrow. Though marginally it still was effective in making most of the people in the streets shut up as they saw their normally serious leader look at the strange blonde Shiunobi with a raised eyebrow before something of a smirk appeared on that face which was known for psychotic smirks. But this wasn’t a psychotic one… it was one that spoke of joy and friendship between the two people that had meant so much to each other. One’s bravery and prowess in battle had made the other realise that some people loved him.

Then it turned into a smile. Gaara looked at the blonde man in front of him and he said while still smiling:

“Pleased to see you again Naruto-san. What brings you to my village?”

Naruto just grinned cheerfully at Gaara and said. “Well I wanted a change for a few days so I decided to take a break and Hokage-obaa-chan granted me a few weeks holiday so I decided to go visit my friends here at the sand. I am your friend, right?”

Gaara just relaxed or at least tried to. “Sure Naruto-san.”

Naruto just grinned and said. “Call me without the entire formal bullshit Gaara. We’ve known each other’s situation and are exactly the same when we were children. This creates a bond between us. Both Jinchuriki who were hated by the people around them. You just focused on killing whoever was in your way while I tried to keep up a façade of cheerfulness. Well at least I masked my grief pretty well… as I got older I became cheerful but in my younger days I was pretty depressed.”

Naruto sighed for a second, his face slipping into what must be a look of depression. He looked at Gaara and said. “I just want to be your friend.”

Gaara just nodded and said. “That you are Naruto. You’ve done pretty much for me as well as the Sand. Thanks to your intervention Shukaku didn’t destroy Konohagakure like it was planned by the Snake Sannin.” He noticed his sister standing behind Naruto and said. “Sister, what brings you to me at this lovely day.”

Naruto had a sweat drop growing on the back of his head and he gave a look to Temari which started. Is your brother insane?

She just grinned at Gaara and said. “Just accompanying my boyfriend otouto.”

Naruto stared at the young woman and said. “Huh?” Just before he was hugged by aforementioned woman. What she had said and what had happened had sunk into his brain and he blushed as he realised that she was talking about him in the boyfriend position. He looked at her and said.

“You could have told me that I was your boyfriend and not just proclaimed that I was it without even taking your time to inform me of the fact that you chose me.”

She just grinned and said. “I wanted a guy who was kind and gentle and wouldn’t upset any of my brothers. Gaara is okay with you and I don’t know about Kankuro but I think he’ll be fine with it… I can’t really see him take you on after he knows that you defeated Gaara in Shukaku’s form…” She giggled at the thought of Kankuro storming into her room raving about some boyfriend of her who would be receiving the beating of his life and then suddenly come face to face with Naruto. She thought that he would pale and then faint as the implications of taking on Naruto would become clear to his mind.

They left Gaara to do his own thing and Temari just walked up to her house which she had been sharing with her little brothers for as long as she had lived. She entered the house and Naruto looked around for anything that looked nice and found that it was a little bit bare. Temari looked at him and then said.

“Why don’t I show you what I meant about you being my boyfriend? Let’s give you a tour of the house first. There is Gaara’s room.” She pointed to a room which had a door guarding the entrance and she pushed it open to see a bed and bare walls. A big picture of Gaara, Kankuro and Temari was standing atop a small table to which a chair was also present. She looked at Naruto’s face and noticed that there was a keen interest in Gaara’s room.

“The room might be a little bare and I’ve tried to get him to put up a few posters and then get him to relax a little bit but he objected. I did get him a few posters from the magazines that Kankuro desperately tries to hide but somehow he didn’t like them. Kankuro was rather upset that I stole them from his stack of PlayShinobi.” She laughed at the memory and then led Naruto to another room and opened the door for him.

The room was filled with spare parts of puppets and Temari said. “This is Kankuro’s room. If you were to look at the puppet to the right of the door and lift it then you’d find his stack of porn… I found them when I was cleaning his room. I do most of the housework since my brothers are slobs in my opinion. But he’ll often be playing with his dolls. I always hear him talk to himself about parts being missing or that there needs to be some improvements with the doll he uses a lot. And I can often hear him moan whenever he decides to jack off to those porn magazines. The only thing I don’t get is why he doesn’t have a girlfriend to do that with. But I know one thing for certain and that is that he’d get pissed if I were fucking someone. I’m still a virgin due to my brothers but I won’t be for any longer then today Naruto-kun.”

With that she closed the door and then walked to the door leading to her own abode AKA her room. She looked at Naruto and said. “Behold! My room…” With that she twisted the knob and then door opened to show a room which was decorated by a large fan hanging on the wall. There was a large bed present and a few things which weren’t identified by Naruto. She looked at him and said. “Naruto-kun why don’t you come inside?” She walked towards her bed and layed down on it and the youth entered her room. A lazy smile stretched across her face and she patted on the bed at a place next to her. She looked at him and said. “Naruto-kun why don’t you go and sit down for a few minutes? You must be tired after hearing me talk a lot. Let me tell you what I expect from my boyfriends.”

He walked to the bed and sat down. An awkward air came over him and he felt odd. He felt her near him, he could feel her warmth against his skin but somehow he felt off. He looked around to see anything that would serve as a way to get out of this. He didn’t volunteer to be her boyfriend. She just gave him the job just after saying that he was her boyfriend. She had even told him that she was a virgin and that no boyfriend had ever gotten past her brothers or even accepted by them so he was a logical choice since he and Gaara were friends and Kankuro was still too scared of Gaara to do very much.

His eyes didn’t focus on what was happening and thus he missed her looking at him with a glint in her eyes that predicted some good things happening in the future… well at least they wouldn’t hurt him. She slowly let her arms slide all over his body and caressed him gently. She grinned as he froze due to her touching him and then suddenly got up slightly and whispered in his ear.

“Just let me entertain you Naruto-kun. All I want to do now would be extremely pleasurable for the two of us. So just go along with the flow and you don’t have to worry about anything.”

She grabbed her hair with her hands and slowly began to get out the pins and other assortments keeping the hair in place. It hung freely and was quite loose. She looked at him and said. “Naruto-kun please forgive me if it was rather sudden but I’m sure that you’ll enjoy it as much as I do.”

With that she traced her hand over his clothes, taking care not to hit any spots which could be conceived as sexual. She gently undid the buttons on his jacket and then got him out of the jacket with him helping her a little bit. “You are still a Genin aren’t you Naruto-kun?”

He nodded and she smirked devilishly at him and said. “Then I order you to undress and I will do the same. I am a Jounin and thus your superior as well as your girlfriend.” She looked at him and then gently grabbed a hold of his manhood through the fabric of his pants.“I take it you had sexual education Naruto-kun?” She looked at him and he flushed a little bit and said. “Hai! Hokage-obaachan took it upon herself to teach me the aspects of sex and all that stuff. Getting the talk from a lady older then fifty really makes you think differently about some things.”

He grinned weakly as she softly kneaded him through his pants. She looked at him and grinned. “You like this don’t you? You like getting this feeling because of me, am I right?”

He looked at her and nodded as she could feel him hardening between her fingers. She looked at him and then slowly began to massage his stiff shaft. She grinned and said.

“You look rather flushed Naruto-kun. Why don’t you just try to relax a little bit and just let me do my thing? I’m sure you’d like it… The teacher said that most guys would like it and since it’s my first time doing this I’m even willing to make sure that you get more pleasure from this then me. Naruto-kun don‘t get me wrong but I want you…”

With that she got out of her Jounin jacket and then slowly disposed of her top making sure to do it in a way which would be as agonising as possible for Naruto and would drive him wild. He looked at the undressing woman and then looked at the pair of breasts that became visible. If he had thought that she was large in the Chuunin exam five years ago when they had only continued to grow to this size which seemed to fit perfectly on her body. she looked at him and then made sure that there are some added stimuli as she left go of his hardness and then squeezed her breasts in an erotic way and moaning Naruto’s name. She gently took hold of her breasts and fondled the nipples a little bit and felt herself getting rather wet. She looked at him and then made sure that he would feel as comfortable as possible by just getting out of her pants too. She normally didn’t behave like this and this was merely an idea that had popped into her mind at the time when she saw him but she could feel a certain connection between. She looked at the bulge in his pants and said.

“Look at me Naruto-kun. I want to make you feel good. Can’t you see how wet I am down there?” She pointed at her pussy and he gulped for a second. He wasn’t ready for seeing that and he averted his eyes for a second.

She looked rather miffed by his response so she decided that a better course of action would be restraining him to the bed. She looked at him and then looked at the bed and then threw herself up on his body pressing him into the bed. Her naked form covered his pretty well and he looked at her and then felt her breasts press down on his chest, he could feel the hard nipples poking him and she said.

“Come now Naruto-kun no need to be emberassed, you'll be seeing a lot more than this soon enough.” With that she looked him straight in the eye and then sat up right on his chest. She looked him in the eyes and said. “Look at it.” He lifted his head and smelled her slit and was overwhelmed with the hormones that were now flowing through him. He looked at the woman on his chest in embarassement.

She grinned and said. “Lick it.”

She moved her pussy towards his head and he reluctantly stuck out his tongue and licked her one more time making her shiver with pleasure. She looked at him and then said.

“Don't stop, I want to feel your tongue in me.” She shuddered for a few second and then looked at him and said.

“I LOVE the feel of your tongue in me Naruto-kun.”

She stiffened for a few seconds and then released a moan. Her breathing became ragged as Naruto started to lick her even faster and he looked at the blonde pubic hair most of the time and he just continued to lick the slit he was instructed to lick. She thrashed as he reached a sensitive part within her pussy and then she gave a loud moan which must have been heard outside of the room but luckily nobody was home at the moment.

Naruto just licked and then felt her collapse on top of him, spent by the orgasm she had. She looked at him and then panted a few times and then said, “That *pant* was Great *pant* Naruto-kun. After a few seconds she regained her breath and smiled at him. Now it's my turn to pleasure you.”

She got off of him and cursed as she fell to the floor. She crawled back onto the bed and then sat near his feet with her hands on her breasts and slowly massaging them. She looked at him and then grinned.

“Why don’t you get out of those confining pants Naruto-kun? I’m sure you’ll be happy to let me entertain little Naruto-kun for awhile.” He stood to attention the moment she touched it. “So why don’t you allow me to make sure that there will be some more satisfying rewards and less of a mess to clean up.”

She grinned and then made to get him out of his pants. She slowly made it so that she would spare the underwear in stripping him. She pulled down the pants and whereas a normal person would also include the underwear. She slowly traced the bulge in his underwear and smirked as he seemed to buck his hips upwards to gain more pleasure. She looked at the bulge and then said.

“My,my you ARE gifted, aren't you.” She said rubbing him gently through his boxers. “Why don’t we let it out in the cool air?”

With that she pulled down the underwear to come face to face with the manhood she'd been itching to see. She looked at it and it seemed to greatly enjoy the scent of musk and something else she couldn't recognise. It was wild and primal and she could feel the slight dripping of her pussy increase as she stared at it. She looked at it and then slowly wrapped her fingers around it and could feel the warmth from it seeping into her hands. She had cold hands for some strange reason.

He shivered as he felt her cool fingers wrap around his manhood and shivered more as they increased their grip slightly. She looked at him with an adoring look and then said.

“You're quite hot Naruto-kun. I can feel the blood running through it warming it as I touch it.“

She began to slowly and agonisingly make a pumping movement with her hand she looked at the face of the one she was currently servicing and then sighed for a second and then began to get into a steady rhythm with some fast and some slow strokes.

She grinned as she saw his flushed face and then slowly and agonisingly dragged her nails over the shaft of his manhood. He groaned at the feeling, then looked at her and said.

“That feels so good Temari-chan.” She smirked at his next words. “Please don't stop.”

She just grinned and said. “You might need to be punished Naruto-kun. Why don’t I make sure there are some things that will feel good and some that will feel bad.”

She grinned and then let go of his shaft and then placed her hands on his scrotum making sure that it was well cared for by making the balls roll around in her hand. She grinned and then placed a kiss on the tip of his manhood. She smiled as she felt his manhood stiffen in delight at the feeling and began to go further.

“Did you like that Naruto-kun?”

He could only nod at her from his position on the bed as the blonde girl was just looking at him and lazily making his balls move in a rhythm only known to her. She bowed forwards and took the head in her mouth. She grinned through the mouthful and tasted it a little bit.

It tasted rather odd to her but that was no surprise since she had never ever taken one in her mouth before. Sure, she had once caught her brother jacking off to a porn magazine once but that had been the first time she had seen one.

She mentally made a small note that she would pay back her brother for taking her fan away from her one time. She moved her head a little making Naruto shiver at the feeling of a mouth sliding over his manhood and then he sighed and groaned. She looked at him with her eyes zooming in on the look on his face which was one of rapture. He looked at her for a moment and then sighed and stiffened almost unnoticeably.

She noticed that she was getting pretty excited herself and she repeatedly fell into a small technique she was teaching herself top stimulate him even further. She looked at him and then heard him say.

“Temari-chan… I’m coming…”

She looked at him and then felt the shaft she was sucking on suddenly turn harder then before, before a copious amount of semen was shot right into her mouth. She sputtered for a few seconds as she was surprised a little bit by the sudden reaction and then just started to swallow as she would rathe rnot get her entire sheets wet by male seed. She knew that if they would do the final act that they would get wet nonetheless but it wouldn’t be nice to have to wipe off her body of the liquid once she was finished with this.

She found that he stopped rather abruptly but still kept hard afterwards. She lifted an eyebrow for a second but then decided that it was time for the final act.

“ Naruto-kun come on I want to feel you inside me. Come on be a good boyfriend and fuck your lovely hot girlfriend.”

She moved away from his cock with her face and instead placed herself above his cock with her pussy hovering above it and touching the still slick thing. She looked up into his eyes.And lowered herself on him, she saw how his eyes widen at the penetration. She gritted her teeth as she felt her maidenhood being taken and she noticed a small bit of bleeding happening at her opening.

He heard a small cough and saw a redhead stand leaning against the wall. He just gave a raised eyebrow and Naruto shrugged and said.

“She wanted to do it herself. Who am I to refuse?”

Gaara just gave a non-committal shrug and said. “ You do whatever you want as long as she agrees. I bid you a good time.”

Temari noticed her youngest brother, got off Naruto, grabbed Gaara by his clothes and literally threw him out of the room. She stood there still naked and shouted.

“AND STAY OUT!”

Gaara just looked at his sister and shook his head. His sister seemed to be angry about his intrusion… why would he even bother with such things. He would just go and read something to pass the time.

He looked at the naked beauty and then looked at the blonde with wide eyes. A grin not unlike her brother came over her face. She grinned and then jumped on top of him and guided him inside of her with her right hand. She looked at him and then made sure that she would feel utmost pleasure from it.

She felt him entering her pussy and looked into his blue eyes. “I’m sure that you’ll keep me as your girlfriend now.” She grinned and then looked at their joined bodies. She looked at his look of ecstasy and then gently grabbed a hold of his head and then placed her lips against his, becoming the aggressive part of the kiss that would follow.

The feeling was good to him. He could feel her heat around his manhood and he could see the sweat on her body collect and make both his and her skin slick with fluid. She looked good with her hair untied and the fact that she was currently riding him was good to.

He took a hold of her breasts and gently squeezed them. A shout of outrage could be heard from down below and a scream not long afterwards.

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Kankuro got home to see his little brother sit on the kitchen table drinking a glass of juice and just looking ahead. He asked where their sister was and Gaara just answered.

“ In her room… with her boyfriend.”

The unemotional voice that spoke those words just made it hard for Kankuro to decipher what his little brother had just said but he heard the moans and groans coming from her room.

“WHAT!!!!!! SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND IN THERE, I’LL KILL HIM!”

Then sand engulfed his form until only his head was visible and Gaara said. “Don’t cause such a ruckus. She is doing this of her own free will and I will not let you ruin that happiness. You know how much she has sacrificed so we can all live here and doesn’t even complain about the stack of porn magazines you keep under your puppets.”

Kankuro could do nothing to move and just settled on fuming in silence and a promise that he’d kill the bastard who was 'abusing' his sister.
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Naruto felt the flesh of her breasts in his palm and he squeezed once again making her moan. He groaned as he could feel his climax approaching. She looked so good and he couldn’t believe that only twenty hours earlier he had thought he would never try and get a girlfriend. But now he was here fucking the sister of the Kazekage with the guy being downstairs apparently with the other brother who used make-up.

He grabbed her waist for a second and then looked her in the eyes. “Temari-chan I don’t want to come inside you. I’ll tell you when you need to get off me.” She nodded and slammed her body down on him once again and then he groaned rather loudly and said. “Temari-chan get off. I can’t hold out any longer.”

He pushed her off of him and then looked at her and saw that she had a flushed face and then he could feel her hands on his manhood and stroking it softly trying to get him to cum and he could feel his balls as he approached his climax. She raised her head to look at him.

“You really want to cum all over me don’t you Naruto-kun? That’s fine with me. Ever since you first met me you should have known that I like a lot of weird things including fans as well as teasing my brother about his make-up and other things. He looked so angry when I told him that I might fancy that lazy asshole.”

As she talked she noticed that the stimulation was working and then gave it a small kiss and tasted her own juices as well as a small taste of blood. She had no time to think anymore and then felt the cum shoot into her mouth. She looked at the tip that was still making the white fluid come out in huge spurts. She felt some of it land on her cheeks. She looked at the cock and then looked at Naruto and said.

“Come on. Let‘s introduce you to the make-up guy. Gaara is fine with you s he didn’t kill you alright when he saw you.”

Naruto gave her a look and said. “Don’t you need to clean up a little bit? Well I think the two of us would need to clean u[p a little bit or else we’d need to go down with our clothes all sticky.”

She just grinned and said. “We’ve got a shower here...”

He was led to the shower and then instructed to wash her and not miss a spot… he did so dutifully and was rewarded by her cleaning his genitals with her mouth and hands. She giggled at him and pointed out that he would need to get dressed or else she was going to make sure that he wouldn't be leaving for another while.

They got dressed afterwards with some minor teasing from Temari. She seemed to be playful and that effected Naruto positively. They went down together to see the two brothers sit at the table drinking something. In Gaara’s case it was some juice and in Kankuro’s case it was some sake. When he looked at his sister and then at the guy who accompanied her he turned to the guy he didn’t recognise and said.

“You really think we are going to let you get away with robbing our sister of her virginity? Think again.”

With that he unrolled a scroll form a pouch and then a puppet appeared and was quickly smashed apart by Naruto who had just charged up a Rasengan and said.

“Hold your horses Kankuro-san. Temari-chan is my girlfriend at the moment and I don’t think she’d like to see you harassing me. God knows how bad you would be hurt…”

After two years of absence from Naruto there was a letter from the village of the sand and it was addressed to Tsunade. She opened the letter to see that it was a wedding invitation to Naruto and Temari’s wedding. The old woman cursed for a second and then started to pack her bags as well as get Kakashi and Jiraiya to accompany her. Naruto had specifically asked for those to be present.

The wedding had been wonderful. It was a ceremony straight out of the Arabian fairytales which made the bride and the groom look like royalty and Naruto found that he couldn’t wait until this was all over to spend even more time with his beloved bride in bed. She looked gorgeous in her dress and he sighed as she was the first one to cut the cake. Kankuro was standing there looking slightly messed up due to the fact that he had been protesting their wedding for some time and was then made into a human version of mincemeat by Temari who had repeatedly whacked him over the head with her fan. She looked at the youngest brother she had and he just nodded and then ended the ceremony by proclaiming them man and wife.

Uzumaki Temari and Uzumaki Naruto would live to have three children as well as no taboos in the sexual area of life.

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Yo! I’m back with a new story. Sorry if the last one was disappointing but I had a wrong feeling about it as well as the fact that I simply don’t know enough about Yugao to do anything.

Now you get to choose between a few lovely ladies! *conjures up a stage on which two women appear. One has long legs and red hair as well as a big chest and nine foxtails swinging behind her. She has a cruel smirk on her face as she looks at the author who gulps. Next to the woman awe a cluster of females AKA one with blonde hair and a big chest, one with black hair and red eyes, one with black hair and yellowish brown eyes. They all seem to cluster together and look at the strange woman with te4h tails with something called fear.*

“ I Present you! Kyuubi!” *points at the woman with the fox tails who just growls at him. DGOC scoots back* “ Well she is hot isn’t she? Let’s continue with the next women! * points at Tsunade, Kurenai and Anko * “ These women are the crème de la crème from Konoha. We have here the Godaime Hokage, the crimson eyed Kurenai and the wild and feisty Anko!” * just after he had spoken the last sentence a Kunai flies past his head, drawing some blood. The face turns pale as he hears a seductive voice behind him that says: “ You forgot to tell that I’m sexy…” *

“ Alright Anko is sexy too… Hell all of these women are sexy Choose your pick and I will write about them before they decide that I’m of better use dead then alive…” * runs away to hide while the women give chase. Kyuubi just remains and says * “ It’s going to be fun the next time with either of those women or me… I can’t wait to give Naruto Hell for being my prison… Kukukukukukukukukukuku” * she laughs darkly and then disappears in a poof of smoke *

Reviewing is of cousrse liked by me…. * dodges a kunai thrown near the genitals. *