mischief's cracktastic shorts

A/N: for class=SpellE>wildwesternwind who wanted Kotetsu
to get some het lovin’.
Sorry if this isn’t what you had in mind. XD

Pairing: class=SpellE>Kotetsu/Tsunade O.o

Warnings: class=SpellE>Tsunade is a very bold woman.

Disclaimer: Don’t
own it.

Not Quite the Same

Kotetsu often fantasizes about
committing sexual acts in the hokage’s office. How
could he not? The idea of doing something so forbidden is just so style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>enticing. He’s not sure when it started
really. It was before the first female hokage was
inaugurated and he and Izumo began working as her
assistants, he knows that much, but how earlier? When he became class=SpellE>chuunin? Back when he was still in the academy even? He
can’t remember, but never in his daydreams and nighttime fantasies did he quite
picture it like this.

But here he is all the same, shoved under the class=SpellE>hokage’s desk with his face between her legs as she sits,
composed as ever, debriefing a team of chuunin on
their escort mission to… some other country. He’s only half-listening to the
exchange as he’s gravely focusing on remaining as silent as possible.

He has already learnt the hard way that if he stops his
ministrations, Tsunade-sama will squeeze her thighs
tightly, and he’d rather not announce his presence to another group of visitors so indignantly. If they’re already aware
of him, so be it, but servicing the hokage and
coughing and wheezing after she tries to suffocate him with her delicates were
two very different things.

The group mumbles their goodbyes as they quickly shuffle out
the door, and Kotetsu sighs in relief. Time to hurry
up and finish this, he decides. His tongue is beginning to cramp up!

Just as he starts to get some reaction out of her, someone style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>else enters the office. Goddamn it! He
just can’t win. Screw it, he decides. This was her idea. What does he care if
half of Konoha manages to witness it? He redoubles
his efforts.

“Have you seen Kotetsu? I can’t
find him anywhere.” Shizune’s voice floats through
the room, and he tenses just a bit.

“I… I have him on an errand right now.” He is filled with
smugness at that slight hitch in the Godaime’s
breath.

He doesn’t see the look the women exchange, but the
amusement in Shizune’s voice is quite clear as she
replies, “Oh. Well, can you send him my way when you’re done with him? I have
an errand for him as well.”

His head hits the bottom of the desk at that comment, and he silently curses his lack of poise. When class=SpellE>Shizune leaves the office giggling hysterically, he style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>knows he’s never going to hear the end
of it.