Tangled up in Lace
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
10
Views:
1,316
Reviews:
158
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
OMAKE: Original Footage (it never happened, but it's worth telling)
Now, though THIS never happened in Tangled, it was still inspired by my writing it for quite a while. Hence, I give you all... the OMAKE chapter of DOOM. ^_^ I hope you enjoy it.
Original Footage
Sasuke dropped his bag and stood there, mouth hanging open.
Naruto froze like a rabbit before the headlights of a truck. “It’s not what it looks like!”
Sasuke’s bag and scrolls rolled over the floor.
“It’s not! REALLY!”
Sasuke blinked once, slowly. Then he looked down at the mess on the floor. There were clothes strewn everywhere, over the chair, on his desk, on and under the bed. Some of those clothes he’d put away at the very back of his closet. Sasuke lifted his eyes again. Naruto tried to fox-grin his way out of the situation---
--- which was stupid, because he fell over as soon as he tried to get up.
Sasuke took in the sight of a very naked female Naruto. Well, not completely naked… she had his bitch boots on.
“Ow, fuck! My breasts!” Naruto struggled to his feet and plonked down his booted legs in front of himself to stare.
The bloody idiot had snapped the strings on the left boot by tying it incorrectly.
“Naruto…” Sasuke pressed a hand to his forehead. “What the hell?”
“I just wanted to see how they looked on me.”
Sasuke let out a piteous sigh. “Why?”
“Well… with both of us only taking missions inside Konoha – because you’re an ass and your brother’s cronies are out there - we’re a bit low on funds, right?”
Sasuke screwed his eyes shut. He already didn’t like where this was going. “So you decided to consider a career in prostitution?”
Naruto blinked. “What? NO! … not quite.”
The last bit made Sasuke jump. “What?”
Naruto’s eyes narrowed. “Sasuke… jump again, will you?”
Sasuke paled and turned his face away. “Er… no? Fuck off.”
Naruto’s eyes were staring directly at his chest. Sasuke felt the sudden urge to squirm.
“I could swear I saw something jiggle in your chest when you jumped.”
“You’re imagining things,” Sasuke brushed him off. Naruto grabbed his arm before he could walk past and pawed at his chest. “Get your hands OFF!”
Naruto was whiter than chalk. “Waitaminute!” He grabbed Sasuke’s shirt and yanked it off in one swift pull, before Sasuke could complain. Naruto’s jaw would have hit the floor if that had been physically possible.
“Bastard… you went on a mission… WEARING A BRA!?”
Sasuke mumbled something unintelligible.
“WHAAAAAAAT!?” Naruto cried, looking about to faint.
Sasuke raised his voice a little. “It’s useful.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE TITS TO HOLD UP!” Naruto’s closed his mouth abruptly. He reached up and cupped. Sasuke tried really hard not to think about the image they must have presented. Naruto, in female form and wearing only those knee-high platform boots, and himself, with his hitai-ate and jounin trousers nicely matching the black lace bra; Naruto’s hand over one of the breast-cups. “YOU HAVE WEAPONS IN THERE!” Naruto cried again, as if he needed to keep up a running commentary. “YOU HAVE WEAPONS IN YOUR TITLESS BRA!”
Sasuke’s mouth pulled down. “Are you going to keep screaming your head off you moron?”
Naruto’s hands dropped. “No, actually.” He turned his back on Sasuke just as quickly. “I swear there was a bottle of sake here last I checked.”
Sasuke opened his mouth to say something snappish… until he spotted the camera on the dresser. “Naruto, there’s a camera on my dresser.”
“Uh? Oh.. yeah, that.”
“What do you mean… ‘yeah, that’?”
Naruto tossed a corset over his shoulder and slipped on a pair of white boxers. They did not go well with the boots and his bouncing cleavage. “I thought we could make the best of this wardrobe… yanno?”
“No…” Sasuke growled, unnaturally afraid. “I don’t know.”
Naruto grinned lecherously. “Well, the frog-pervert offered me some extra money for…er… original footage.”
Sasuke said nothing for an instant, then: “FOOTAGE?”
“Well, yeah… he said lesbian porn is really in these days… and I figured… Saki-Naruko goodness? Totally blockbuster material.”
Sasuke closed his eyes again. No, he had NOT just heard that.
“Saki-Naruko goodness?” He whispered, faintly, at last.
“Yeah! My sexy-no-jutsu and you in your…erm… other set of clothes.”
Sasuke decided that, given that Naruto was not thinking this through, it would be better to be rational about it.
“You DO realise that as soon as we do something, there will be a tent in Saki’s girly underwear, don’t you?”
“So?”
“I’m not using your stupid-ass technique.”
“Er…” Naruto scratched his head thoughtfully. “You’re right… it would be kind of strange for one of the girls to have an erection.”
Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief.
Naruto grinned even wider. “I bet the pervert will pay me extra for hardcore lesbotransvestite porn!”
“Lesbotransvestite,” Sasuke repeated, numbly. “Is that even a word?”
“HELL YEAH!”
Sasuke flopped into a chair, drained of all strength. “You’re such a pervert Naruto, how you got there is beyond me.”
“Oi, at least take the sexy bra off before you say that!”
The end
This was written before I finished the last chapter of Tangled, but in my mind, it was always an crack!epilogue, so up it goes. Thanks for all the lovely reviews, everyone! (I'm still trying to get around to answering them. O_o)
Original Footage
Sasuke dropped his bag and stood there, mouth hanging open.
Naruto froze like a rabbit before the headlights of a truck. “It’s not what it looks like!”
Sasuke’s bag and scrolls rolled over the floor.
“It’s not! REALLY!”
Sasuke blinked once, slowly. Then he looked down at the mess on the floor. There were clothes strewn everywhere, over the chair, on his desk, on and under the bed. Some of those clothes he’d put away at the very back of his closet. Sasuke lifted his eyes again. Naruto tried to fox-grin his way out of the situation---
--- which was stupid, because he fell over as soon as he tried to get up.
Sasuke took in the sight of a very naked female Naruto. Well, not completely naked… she had his bitch boots on.
“Ow, fuck! My breasts!” Naruto struggled to his feet and plonked down his booted legs in front of himself to stare.
The bloody idiot had snapped the strings on the left boot by tying it incorrectly.
“Naruto…” Sasuke pressed a hand to his forehead. “What the hell?”
“I just wanted to see how they looked on me.”
Sasuke let out a piteous sigh. “Why?”
“Well… with both of us only taking missions inside Konoha – because you’re an ass and your brother’s cronies are out there - we’re a bit low on funds, right?”
Sasuke screwed his eyes shut. He already didn’t like where this was going. “So you decided to consider a career in prostitution?”
Naruto blinked. “What? NO! … not quite.”
The last bit made Sasuke jump. “What?”
Naruto’s eyes narrowed. “Sasuke… jump again, will you?”
Sasuke paled and turned his face away. “Er… no? Fuck off.”
Naruto’s eyes were staring directly at his chest. Sasuke felt the sudden urge to squirm.
“I could swear I saw something jiggle in your chest when you jumped.”
“You’re imagining things,” Sasuke brushed him off. Naruto grabbed his arm before he could walk past and pawed at his chest. “Get your hands OFF!”
Naruto was whiter than chalk. “Waitaminute!” He grabbed Sasuke’s shirt and yanked it off in one swift pull, before Sasuke could complain. Naruto’s jaw would have hit the floor if that had been physically possible.
“Bastard… you went on a mission… WEARING A BRA!?”
Sasuke mumbled something unintelligible.
“WHAAAAAAAT!?” Naruto cried, looking about to faint.
Sasuke raised his voice a little. “It’s useful.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE TITS TO HOLD UP!” Naruto’s closed his mouth abruptly. He reached up and cupped. Sasuke tried really hard not to think about the image they must have presented. Naruto, in female form and wearing only those knee-high platform boots, and himself, with his hitai-ate and jounin trousers nicely matching the black lace bra; Naruto’s hand over one of the breast-cups. “YOU HAVE WEAPONS IN THERE!” Naruto cried again, as if he needed to keep up a running commentary. “YOU HAVE WEAPONS IN YOUR TITLESS BRA!”
Sasuke’s mouth pulled down. “Are you going to keep screaming your head off you moron?”
Naruto’s hands dropped. “No, actually.” He turned his back on Sasuke just as quickly. “I swear there was a bottle of sake here last I checked.”
Sasuke opened his mouth to say something snappish… until he spotted the camera on the dresser. “Naruto, there’s a camera on my dresser.”
“Uh? Oh.. yeah, that.”
“What do you mean… ‘yeah, that’?”
Naruto tossed a corset over his shoulder and slipped on a pair of white boxers. They did not go well with the boots and his bouncing cleavage. “I thought we could make the best of this wardrobe… yanno?”
“No…” Sasuke growled, unnaturally afraid. “I don’t know.”
Naruto grinned lecherously. “Well, the frog-pervert offered me some extra money for…er… original footage.”
Sasuke said nothing for an instant, then: “FOOTAGE?”
“Well, yeah… he said lesbian porn is really in these days… and I figured… Saki-Naruko goodness? Totally blockbuster material.”
Sasuke closed his eyes again. No, he had NOT just heard that.
“Saki-Naruko goodness?” He whispered, faintly, at last.
“Yeah! My sexy-no-jutsu and you in your…erm… other set of clothes.”
Sasuke decided that, given that Naruto was not thinking this through, it would be better to be rational about it.
“You DO realise that as soon as we do something, there will be a tent in Saki’s girly underwear, don’t you?”
“So?”
“I’m not using your stupid-ass technique.”
“Er…” Naruto scratched his head thoughtfully. “You’re right… it would be kind of strange for one of the girls to have an erection.”
Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief.
Naruto grinned even wider. “I bet the pervert will pay me extra for hardcore lesbotransvestite porn!”
“Lesbotransvestite,” Sasuke repeated, numbly. “Is that even a word?”
“HELL YEAH!”
Sasuke flopped into a chair, drained of all strength. “You’re such a pervert Naruto, how you got there is beyond me.”
“Oi, at least take the sexy bra off before you say that!”
This was written before I finished the last chapter of Tangled, but in my mind, it was always an crack!epilogue, so up it goes. Thanks for all the lovely reviews, everyone! (I'm still trying to get around to answering them. O_o)