'When life gives you Emails'

When life gives you Emails.


** Character thought.
/ / Character in play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf6DGGIeG2I

Author's note; I'm in a mood for music! So for this chapter this song will play! No lyric's will be shown in this chapter but click the link and enjoy the chapter!


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Five or ten seconds went by before Sasuke excepted the invite to chat with FoxyS30. Naruto couldn't be anymore excited while Sasuke treaded talking with the idiot.


Bing,


FoxyS30: Hiya Uke! ^___^ How r u??

SasUke: Hn. Fine. U?


/Naruto/ *Boy this guy is real chatty isn't he? Hey that rhythms!* Naruto thought while reaching over and grabbing his soda can off his night stand and sipping. Refresh he place his item back where it originally was before replying.


FoxyS30: Pretty good, pretty good. Whatcha doing?


/Sasuke/ *Hyper little idiot..Snort.* There was a bing and Sasuke's screenname was shorten to Uke.


Uke: Finishing up my Cum, Cum Paradise chapter.

FoxyS30: Your a writer?

Uke: No I just like bull shitting; what do you think? Moron.


/Naruto/ Naruto's eyes narrow and an anime tick was beginning to form at the right side of his temple. *Twitch, twitch. ASSHOLE!*


FoxyS30: You seem like the type, bastard. Geez, no need to get so hostile I
was just asking---

Uke: A stupid question. (He cut in.)

FoxyS30: At least my screen name doesn't stand of submissive bitch!

Uke: Oh? Yah? At least I don't send strangers pic's of my butt! ( HA! Take
that!)

LONG..............................PAUSE.....................!

Tick,


Tick,


Tick.


/Naruto/ /Sasuke/ * I want to ring his neck!*


*Cough*


FoxyS30: So...Why are you writing Cum, Cum Paradise anyway? Sounds gay to me.


/Sasuke/ Pale fingers pause over key board before they clench. Can this guy really be that stupid? Or clueless? *Sigh.*


Uke: Because I like writing it. (Sasuke admitted. Thought its a wonder as to why he did.) And because its a good escape.


Another long pause...


Uke: And Cum, Cum Paradise is a porn fanfic, (Smirk, here comes the drop bomb.) a boy on boy fanfic.


/Naruto/ Naruto was blushing from the roots of his hair down to his toes....That's a lot of blushing...


For one guy...


Though you gotta wonder why since Naruto himself admits that he is in lo--like with the same guy he's chatting with right now. Who so happens to be, BIG SHOCKER! A GUY!


That SAME guy who calls him dobe on a weekly bases.


That same teme,


Sasuke,


Who writes boy love.


Could Naruto be anymore embarrassed or thrilled? (Sasuke likes boys!! YOSH!)


FoxyS30: Really? *Cough*

Uke: Hn. Does that bother you?

FoxyS30: No! Yes! I mean...You took me by surprise is all.

FoxyS30: Does this mean you like guys? (No duh!)

Uke: Snort. Does it matter?


/Naruto/ Naruto could sense his hesitation...his reluctance to admit to such a thing even though there was nothing to be ashamed of. Naruto could have smiled. Sasuke bastard was just too cute.


FoxyS30: I have nothing against you liking guys honestly...I...um...like guys too.


Pause.


And then,

Uke: Hn. Then its offical we both prefer men. How old are you moron?

FoxyS30: Don't call me that bastard!! I happen to be very smart!

Uke: Sure.

FoxyS30: I am! (He so wants to call him teme!)

Uke: Ahuh.

FoxyS30: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Your such an egolistic, pain in the ass, no good son of a b--!

Uke: Language F-o-x-y-b-o-y do you kiss ur mother with that language? What's your age?


/Naruto/ Naruto was panting to calm down while glaring at the same time glaring at his screen.


/Sasuke/ Smirking, Sasuke barely suppress a chuckle. It was so easy to rile Foxy up...Kind of reminds him of a certain dobe...Sasuke smoothed back his bangs while settling himself more comfortably in his chair.


FoxyS30: 21. U? What school do you go to?

Uke: 22. I go to NYU and that's in Manhattan New York City incase you were wondering. What school do you go to?

FoxyS30: Tokyo University.


/Naruto/ He lied but Sasuke couldn't find out he goes to the same school! He'll find him out for sure! He needs to change the topic! And quickly! Besides he was surprise that Sasuke loves to write. Who knew that other had creative backside? Blush. He meant his side! HIS SIDE!! Grr...What other sides are there that Naruto doesn't know about?


FoxyS30: Can I read it? Your story?

Uke: Sure. Whatever. But under one condition.


/Naruto/ *Sasukes going to be evil!!! I know it!!!* Treading and wanting to know...Naruto took the bait and asked what he wanted in return.


/Sasuke/ Snicker.


Uke: Put ur right toe against ur nose and hop on one foot.

FoxyS30: WHAT?! U CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! U can't even see me do it either! How the hell can I prove it otherwise!!!?

Uke: I was hardly seriously. Ha.


/Naruto/ Naruto stared...did Sasuke just really laugh?


Grr...creepy...

FoxyS30: Pfft! Bastard. I knew you were kidding.

Uke: Have I ever once told a joke?


He sounded so serious...


FoxyS30: Er...No? (Was his freak out reply.)

Uke: Exactly.

FoxyS30: Exactly what?

Uke: ...

FoxyS30: ....Blink...

Uke: Are you blonde?


/Naruto/ Blink.


FoxyS30: Maybe...why?

Uke: Maybe? Idiot...can't even decide if he's blonde...Whatever...You sound like a dumb blonde.

FoxyS30: YOUR SO MEAN!!! (Cheeks puff out! Huggles plushie close!)

Uke: Calm down, here.


Click,


Click,


Ding.


'You've got mail' sounded and Naruto pause before opening the message.


Naruto almost smiled,


Almost.


Naruto saved the files from Sasuke's chapters to his documents.


FoxyS30: Thanks...

FoxyS30: Bastard. ^___^ (He added, giggling.)

Uke: Welcome, moron. (Rolls eyes while a hint of barely there smile twitch on coral lips.)

FoxyS30: Are you going to send me a butt pic? (He asked out of the blue.)

Uke: My...what?


Oh yeah Sasuke was seriously blushing here.


FoxyS30: Ur. Butt. Pic. Can. I. Have. It?

Uke: No!


*Blink*


That was fast.


FoxyS30: But...!

Uke: No!

FoxyS30: Come on--!

Uke: I SAID NO!!!

FoxyS30: Pleazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *Gives you puppy eyed look.*

Uke: Like that will work.

FoxyS30: Oh come on!

Uke: Nada!

FoxyS30: UKE!!

Uke: LALALALALALALALA!

....................


FoxyS30: Real mature, ice tits.

Uke: Ice tits?

FoxyS30: Yeah! Because ur nipples froze over because ur so cold!

FoxyS30 said it so proudly he actually thought it made sense.


The idiot...


/Sasuke/ *Sweat drops*


Uke: Idiot.

FoxyS30: Am not! So why can't I see ur butt?

Uke: We're back 2 this again!? Jesus Fucking Christ, I said no!

FoxyS30: Not even half a butt cheek?


/Naruto/ Dies of laughter!


Uke:....

Uke:........

Uke:............


This goes on for 10 minutes, people.


Uke: I'm signing off.

FoxyS30: No! Wait! Me sorry! Stay! Chat with me!

Uke: How desperate can you get?

FoxyS30:....Meanie...


/Sasuke/ Sasuke rolls his eyes before typing,


Uke: Seriously, I need to get off.

FoxyS30: Why? Getting up to get ur hair and nails done? *Snicker.*

Uke: If its that its none of ur business and stop pouting.


/Naruto/ Naruto shuts his gaping mouth and looks at the screen with wonder.


How did he do that?


FoxyS30: Er...Can we talk again sometime then?


No reply.


/Naruto/ Naruto shifts nervously in his spot on the floor.


FoxyS30: Uke?

Uke: I'm here and sure.


Naruto was smiling ear to ear by now and he did the happy dance.


FoxyS30: Okay! I'll see you later then, Ice Queen!

Uke: Baka. See you, brainless.


Bing,


Bing,


Both logged off.


/Naruto/


Naruto stretched and yawned.


Puts laptop away,


Gets into bed.


Plushie tuck safely in his arms.

Smiles.


Naruto...He could hardly wait until he can talk to Sasuke again.


Snuggles close to plushie.


Very,


Very,


Close...


GROWL........................CHURN............


Naruto was up and out of bed, dropping plushie in his haste to get to the bathroom!!


His POOR TUMMY!!


/Sasuke/


Flush,


Zink.


Turns lights off in the bathroom.


Heads to bed.


Gets under blanket.


The whole evening turned out quite alright and Sasuke wouldn't mind talking to FoxyS30 sometime soon, again.


But first things first....


Reaches to night stand,


Opens draw,


Pulls out Naruto's picture.


Shuts draw,


Settles down again.


Hello, his little obession.


Sasuke smirked and pulls out a tube of lube from underneath his pillow.


Click,


Squirt,


Snaps cap shut.


Slender but strong slick fingers slides over shyly heated thick flesh.


Now it was time for the Masturbation of the evening.


Lights off.


Sasuke went into taking of his little problem...


Tomorrow,


He'll get his hair and nails done.


Shut up.


Sigh,


...Moan...


...Pant...


Sasuke could hardly wait until the next time he see's his dobe.


Oh right there...


Yeah...


Really, really soon.

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