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Akatsuki Maddness

By: Hasu
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
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Booze and More Maddness

That's right we've hit the booze!! Or did we do that last chapter too......meh, anyway we have a guest popping up a couple of times. Her name is Kyuubi and another member of our lovely little site. Well saying little we have almost 110 members. http://z8.invisionfree.com/Naruto_Chronicals/index.php? Come and check us out if you feel up to it. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: WHY YOU LITTLE! *mega beatings of DOOM D8<*
Itachi: *ear twitch* Did someone say "Itachi's little brother?"
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: Zzzzz *slumps on Deidara*
Hoshiko: *snirk*

Hidan: *looks at Itachi* Yeah what of it?
Kisame: *places a hand on Itachi's shoulder* Just incase.
Kitsune: Zzzz
Deidara: *looks at Tobi and yawns*
Sasori: *sigh*

Kakuzu: *still giving Hidan beatings of DOOM D8<*
Itachi: *sigh* Nothing.
Zetsu: Zzzz
Tobi: Puurrr... Zzzz
Hoshiko: Don't you be leaving me awake on my own now Deidei-san.

Hidan: *is still being kicked* Yawn.
Kisame: Oh for........He's a masochist Kakuzu, he's proberly enjoying it.
Kitsune: Zzzzz
Deidara: *droop* I'm.......awake........un......*head hits counter* Zzzzzzz
Sasori: Think someone druged the sake?

Kakuzu: *stops kicking*
Itachi: Kakuzu, you are dim *drinks*
Zetsu: Zzzz
Tobi: Zzzz
Hoshiko: I doubt it, Zetsu doesn't drink and I don't feel tired.

Hidan: *smirk*
Kisame: Dim isn't half of it. *drinks*
Kitsune: *gives a cute foxish sneeze*
Deidara: Zzzzzz
Sasori: Point besides Itachi and Kisame have been drinking non stop and they haven't hit the deck yet.

Kakuzu: F*ck you...
Itachi: *smirk*
Zetsu: *flies buzzes around and lands inside leaves. Leaves snap shut and eat the fly*
Tobi: Zzzz...
Hoshiko: They're probably used to it...

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: Hehe. *drinks*
Kitsune: *gets snapped up in leaves* .........Not again....Zzzzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzz *snuggles into Tobi*
Sasori: True that.

Kakuzu: I'm getting Sake... *gets a drink*
Itachi: *drink* This Sake is crap... we're not even drunk yet...
Zetsu: *slowly lets Kit go* Zzzzz
Tobi: *snuggles Deidara*
Hoshiko: Blackmail... *takes a picture*

Hidan: ....
Kisame: You know what this tastes like......*takes another drink* Water.....They've watered the sake down, oi how come we get the watered down sake?
Kitsune: *shifts a little* Zzzzzz
Deidara: X3 Zzzzzz
Sasori: Can I have a copy of that?

Kakuzu: *drinks*
Itachi: B*st*rds... *drinks PROPER Sake* Oh yeah... this is the good stuff.
Zetsu: Zzzz
Tobi: Zzzz
Hoshiko: Sure.

Hidan: *is meditating or something*
Kisame: Whoo. Oh yeah, defiently good now.
Kitsune: Zzzz
Deidara: Zzzz
Sasori: Cool.

Kakuzu: B*ll*cks to drinking! 8sits on the floor and pouts*
Itachi: Hey Kakuzu... have some money *throws money and drinks*
Kakuzu: MONEY! *dives and catches it*
Zetsu: Hic Zzzz...
Tobi: Puurrrr...
Hoshiko: So... err... wanna get out of here?

Hidan: hhhhmmmm
Kisame: Well that's one way to shut him up.
Kitsune: *snuggle* Zzzzz
Deidara: Unn......Zzzzzzzzzz
Sasori: You think it's save to leave these two with all them? *refering to Dei and Tobi*

Kakuzu: *hugs the money*
Itachi: *rolls eyes and drinks*
Zetsu: Zzzz
Tobi: Zzzz
Hoshiko: Do you want to be here and sober when they wake up and drink more then throw up?

Hidan: *still meditating*
Kisame: I bet when he was a baby he had a diagram above his cot that was money bills.
Kitsune: Zzzzz.......*swollows fly* Gak! Gah! Gak! *spits it out* Ew.....Zzzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzz......Tobi so comfy......uuunnn.......
Sasori: *after staring at them* Point taken, lets go.

Kakuzu: How did you know about that?
Itachi: *snirks and drinks more*
Zetsu: Zzzz... *twitch*
Tobi: Tobi is a comfy boy... Zzzz
Hoshiko: *gets up and runs*
Itachi: Where are they going? *drinks*

Hidan: .........
Kisame: *sweatdrop*
Kitsune: Zzzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzz
Sasori: *taking off with Hosh*
Kisame: No idea, maybe they're trying to abandon us or something.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Oh well... *drinks*
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: *twitch* Zzzz...
Hoshiko: *still running*

Hidan: .........
Kisame: *drinks*
Kitsune: Zzzzz
Deidara: Wuv Tobi........un.......Zzzzzzz
Sasori: *going at a slower pace then Hosh*

Kakuzu: ... *drinks*
Itachi: Wow... woozey... *drinks more*
Zetsu: Zzzzzzz
Tobi: Meow... Zzz...
Hoshiko: *slows down* I think we're safe. *looks around*

Hidan: .......
Kisame: *hic* This is really good....must be the cloud country stuff.
Kitsune: Zzzzzz
Deidara: *flops a arm on Tobi's back*
Sasori: *standing in front of Hosh hands in pockets and a unimpressed look on his face* You are aware that you just ran in a full circle?

Kakuzu: ... *pokes Hidan*
Itachi: Hai... *drinks*
Zetsu: Mhhmmmnnnn zzz...
Tobi: Zzzzz
Hoshiko: *sweat drop* Fine, you lead the way then Mr. smart arse.

Hidan: *mumbles* Raise middle finger.
Kisame: Could be from Mist though. *drinks*
Kitsune: *curles up in leaf* So comfy.......zzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzzzz
Sasori: *pulls out scroll opens it then shows Hosh* Area map. We're that little red speck in the huge area. *points to little red speck*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Meh... *drinks* Tastes like something from the Rice Country...
Zetsu: ^^ Zzzz
Tobi: Zzzz
Hoshiko: *rolls eyes* Let's just get out of here...

Hidan: *smirk*
Kisame: ......Possibly. *reaches over and grabs bartender almost pulling him over the bar* Where's this sake from?
*npc* Bartender: Wind country. *dropped back over the bar*
Kisame: Well there's our answer.
Kitsune: Zzzzzz....hmm? Zzzz
Deidara: Zzzzzz
Sasori: *stares at map* Hold on, we're near Suna. Why are we near Suna? Does DeiDei know where near Suna? Are you aware him and I are wanted in Suna?

Kakuzu: F*ck you Hidan...
Itachi: Good stuff... hic *drinks*
Zetsu: Zzz...
Deidara: Zzz...
Hoshiko: Sasori-sama, you're already dead really so why are you bothered? And if they even touch Deidara I'll kill them in the worse possible way.

Hidan: *opening one eye* You love it.
Kisame: Defiently the good stuff.
Kitsune: Zzzzzzz
Deidara: .....zzzzzzz
Sasori: *silence* Oh right, the whole death thing. *scratches head* You can kill them after I'm done with them, if they hurt him they won't live long enough to regret it. That whole damn village will go down. *cloud of EVIL*

Kakuzu: Shut up...
Itachi: *Drinks* yeah...
Zetsu: Zzzz
Tobi: Zzzz
Hoshiko: *sweat drop* Come on killer... let's get out of here *grabs wrist and walks off*

Hidan: *still watching Kakazu* Go on amitt it.
Kisame: *drinks* You're starting to sound like a dubbed version of sleeping beauty over there. *drinks again*
Kitsune: *cough* zzz....zzzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzzz
Sasori: *chuckling evily as he thinks of terrible horrid things while being leg around by Hosh*

Kakuzu: No.
Itachi: Hm? *drinks*
ZetsU: Kill... Zzzz...
Tobi: Kittens... Zzzz...
Hoshiko: Where the hell are we meant to go?! *looks around*

Hidan: Lies.
Kisame: Eh? *stares at Itachi* Neva mind. *continues drinking*
Kitsune: .....Puppies.....zzzzzz
Deidara: Katsu.......unn....zzzzzzzz *small mouse blows up* Eh?......Zzzzzzzz
Sasori: *stares as they walk past some Suna ninja* Hoshiko-chan, can I? There's just two of them? Maybe they know where to go, I could question them.

Kakuzu: Truths.
Itachi: Meh? *drinks*
Zetsu: Babies... Zzz...
Tobi: Zzzz...
Hoshiko: No Sasori-sama!

Hidan: *mumbles* Like you even know what those are.
Kisame: *shrugs and drinks again*
Kitsune: hhm......zzzzzz......Zetsu-kun.....zzzzzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzzz
Sasori: Aw, but they might be able to give us directions.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *drinks*
Zetsu: Hai? Zzzzz...
Tobi: Zzzzzz
Hoshiko: *rolls eyes* Fine, but I'm not washing your cloak if you get blood on it.

Hidan: ....Told ya so. :p
Kisame: *drinks* Is this really working?
Kitsune: zzzz.......Mine.......zzzzzz
Deidara: Zzzz un....
Sasori: Okay. *runs off, screaming and violent stuff happens* Mwahahahaha!! ><

Kakuzu: Shut up...
Itachi: *drinks* Hai... hic...
Zetsu: ^^ Zzzzzzzzzzz
Tobi: Zzzzzzzzzz
Hoshiko: *rolls eyes and waits*

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: Must take me a little longer then. *drinks*
Kitsune: X3 zzzzzzz
Deidara: zzzzzzz
Sasori: Mwahahaha!! Come back! I just want to ask you for directions!! *squishy noises, screams and such*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Well you are a giant fish man... *drinks*
Zetsu: zzzzZ
Tobi: Zzzzz
Hoshiko: Come on Sasori, we don't have all day!

Hidan: .......^^
Kisame: ..........Ok, you have a point. *drinks*
Kitsune: Zzzzz. *opens one eye* Nani? *spots bottle of sake and reaches for it*
Deidara: Zzzzzzz *snuggle*
Sasori: *everything goes silent* Freakin' crumby Chuunin. *walks back to Hosh cleaning off kunai* You thought they'd at least put up some kind of fight.

Kakuzu: ... *drinks*
Itachi: Hai... *hic*
Zetsu: *slaps Kitsune's hand away* Zzzzzzz
Tobi: Zzzzz...
Hoshiko: Quick! I think one of them woke up!

Hidan: Hn. *goes back to mediating*
Kisame: Huh? *looks at Kit then goes back to sleep*
Kitsune: Aw.......*falls back alseep* Zzzzzzzz
Deidara: *moves to lay head on Tobi's back using him as a pillow*
Sasori: *cleaning hands* Well I suppose I have to give them credit for not blabbing the way to Suna, but you'd think they would have giving some kind of direction even to the milkbar......*looks up at Hosh* Were you saying something?

Kakuzu: ... *drinks*
Itachi: When the hell where you sleeping? *drinks*
Zetsu: no... Zzzzzz
Tobi: Zzzz
Hoshiko: *twitch* I said I think Kit or someone woke up.

Hidan: *mediatating to his dark gods*
Kisame: *smirks* Seems the writter had a typo, didn't ya?
Writter: Hn. Shuddup.
Kisame: Haha!
Kitsune: Shuddup........trying to sleep......zzzzzz....Love Zetsu-kun....zzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzzzz
Sasori: Oh.....*looks around* Was it just me or did the fabric of time and space just ripple slightly? 0.o

Kyuubi: ...OMG DEIDARA-KUUUN!111!11!!!!1one!!
(Awkward silence follows)

Kakuzu: *drinks more*
Itachi: *snicker*
Zetsu: Zzz... *wakes up* Someone stop yelling!
Tobi: Zzz hic *wakes up too*
Hoshiko: Oh shi- RUN! *grabs Sasori and runs*

Hidan: Hn? *opens one eye*
Kisame: ......There's not enough sake in the world for this. *grabs bottle and starts drinking instead of cups*
Kitsune: *blinking awake* Zetsu-kun......shuddup.
Deidara: Oh shi- un! *falls off Tobi and hits ground* .....Owichi un.
Sasori: *crosses arms as he's dragged along* Don't know why she says run when she's dragging me.

Kyuubi: Deidara-kun. ;_; ...TOBI! TOBI YOU ROCK!!! TOBI PWNS YOU ALL! ...EXCEPT DEIDARA-KUN! X3

Kakuzu: Ow... my ears... *drinks*
Itachi: Hai. *drinks out of the bottle* hey, let's play the downing game.
Zetsu: Someone shut that b*tch up before I eat her!
Tobi: Zzz....
Hoshiko: Fine, screw you! *drops* You can clean up the sick if you want! *runs off*

Hidan: WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO PRAY IN SILENCE TO HIS DARK GODS!! *wrath*
Kisame: Hai........Oh great now Hidan's started. *drinks*
Kitsune: *hisses at all the noise* You're all lucky I'm not hung over.
Deidara: *still on floor* Speak for yourself un.......T_T
Sasori: *half a second later runs past Hosh* Faster! Run faster!

Kakuzu: SHUDDUP! *smackes empty Sake bottle on Hidan's head*
Itachi: 3...2...1 *downs a bottle*
Zetsu: *grumbles and falls asleep*
Tobi: Zzzz...
Hoshiko: Gahh! *runs past Sasori*

Hidan: @__@
Kisame: *sculls*
Kitsune: *goes back to sleep after pulling Zetsu's leaves shut around his head and self* Jerks......zzzzz
Deidara: Hn. *grabs Tobi and drags him down on floor before using him as a pillow*
Sasori: *running even faster passing Hosh* NNNNGGGHHHH!!

Kakuzu: *sniff*
Itachi: Wow I feel all dizzy.. *downs another*
Zetsu: Zzz...
Tobi: *falls on the floor with a clank* Zzz...
Hoshiko: *runs past Sasori* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGH

Hidan: *quick to recover* I should kill you. *glare*
Kisame: Haha......*sculls another*
Kitsune: Zzzzzz.
Deidara: Puuurrrr X3
Sasori: *somehow got his hands on a camel* HEEYA!! HEEYA!!

Kakuzu: Then there would be no one to put you together again *innocent smile*
Itachi: wow, that's creep Kakuzu... *drinks*
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: Zzzzz
Hoshiko: *grips on to Sasori* FASTER!

Hidan: Hn. I have to agree, that is rather frightening. Lucky I like you.
Kisame: *shudders and sculls another bottle* .....Not enough sake in the world.
Kitsune: Zzzzz
Deidara: Zzzz
Sasori: *camel kills over* ......... *looks at Hosh* You can't blame me for that.

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: Well we have done this... what... 1000 times? *downs another*
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: Zzzzz
Hoshiko: *looks at Camal* Stupid animal... *climbs on horse and gallops off*

Hidan: Hn.
Kisame: Yeah, and it still isn't enough.
Kitsune: Zzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzz
Sasori: *chases and grabs horses tail* You know horses don't run too good in sand.

Kakuzu: *grins*
Itachi: I feel like a song... *downs 2 bottles*
Zetsu: Zzzz
Tobi: Zzzz
Hoshiko: Yeah but this horse can FLY! *horse sprouts wings and flies off*

Hidan: *shakes head*
Kisame: *watches for a moment* Um....Itachi-kun, you might want to be careful with that........*watches as Itach grabs bottle of chilli sauce* >< Oh kami not again.
Kitsune: Zzzzzz
Deidara: *snuggle*
Sasori: ...................................Okay, I'm not even asking. *just goes with it*

Kakuzu: ^3^
Itachi: OH MY KAMI IT BURNS! *stops and drinks more Sake...*
Zetsu: Zzzzzzetsu...
Tobi: Zzzz...
Hoshiko: Yeah, it's better you don't ask. Mind you, anything can happen in here... I mean... we brought you back to life.

Hidan: *sigh* *starts meditation again*
Kisame: Hn. I warned you. *hands Itachi another bottle* You know milk works much better.
Kitsune: Mmmine.......
Deidara: *snuggles* Zzzzz
Sasori: Yeah I suppose.......wait, what if this all doesn't make sense out of here. I mean we do kinda look like we're in a crater afterall. What if when we leave none of this stuff can work, does that mean I'll go back to.........*winces* Oh kami, migrain. ><

Kakuzu: You're no fun...
Itachi: I don;t care hic. *drinks*
Zetsu: Noo... Zzz...
Tobi: Zzzz...
Hoshiko: *sigh* Anything can happen. But I doubt that will happen.

Hidan: *shrugs*
Kisame: You're choice of corse. *drinks*
Kitsune: I...zzz....give you babies........zzzzz
Deidara: Zzzzz
Satori: You mean you HOPE that doesn't happen?
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