Can I See Your Package
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Part 10
Can I See Your Package
Part 10
~Pairings: GaaraLee, mention of Shino/Kiba & (one-sided?) Kankoru/Shino, others are in the fic but not stated in this chapter
~Rating: NC-17
~Warnings: all stated in earlier chapters. (I’m too lazy to write them all out)
Gaara walked into the store and the first thing he noticed was how loud the damn bell was. He looked at the big gold piece of shit and glared. Suddenly there was loud Final Fantasy victory music playing as confetti was thrown at him. Of course Gaara expected this so the sand blocked the flying penises from hitting him. The shop owner sighed and held out a balloon. This one was in the shape of a cat, Gaara quickly had the sand pop the balloon before he read what the thing said. Poor Lee, having to not only deal with perverts but then had to be labeled one as well. Gaara knew he’d have to make it up to his love.
He was not amused at all and he made that very clear as he glared at everyone that dared even look his way. He made his way to the back of the store where the lube was and stopped dead in his tracks. There had to be ~thousands~ of bottles of the stuff. Different makes, flavors, colors?? Holy shit, it was like the goldmine of lubrication. Gaara shrugged as he took his time to check out the different types. One kind even had a flower shape bottle and had a logo on the front that said “What better way to deflower your mate then with the scent of roses.” Gaara couldn’t help chuckle at that, seriously what genius came up with ~that~ line?? The sand-nin continued his exploration and picked out a few interesting labels. He made a basket with his sand and began to fill it with certain items, hell if they had all this, Gaara thought he might as well look around and get something for Lee. He passed a couple who were checking out fuzzy handcuffs and grinned, his mind taking him back to the last time he used handcuffs.
Gaara looked around with sharp eyes studying the different toys and what not. Wow and he thought he was kinky! He shook his head as he walked to the counter, maybe one day he’d come with Lee and they could look around a bit. He gave the boy behind the counter a smug look as he put a few bottles on the wooden surface. There were a few regular ones, and a cherry flavored one for his lover, it was shaped like a cherry, the logo on it was something inappropriate but Gaara just had to bring it home to show his love. There were also a few fun ones in there...Hell this may just become his new favorite store! The kid in front of him looked like he’d never been laid in his life and this was probably the most action he’d ~ever~ get...that is unless Neji’s been in the store, Gaara was pretty sure Neji would sleep with anything as long as it was breathing...or not, whatever bad thoughts.
Gaara grabbed the bag and turned to leave when the boy at the counter stopped him.
“Um excuse me kazekage-sama..” The kid blushed madly as he handed the red head a ticket of some kind. “It’s for 30% off your next purchase, you get it with every purchase of ‘Make My Day, Pleasure For Her’ gel...uh, we hope to see you again soon...” Gaara almost laughed as the kid ran away from the counter like someone had lit a fire under his ass. Oh yeah Gaara was definitely coming back. He left the store with a grin on his face making a few people back up about three feet. God he loved it when people cowered in his presence!
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Lee sat on the bed in awe at all the different types of lube that littered the bed. Holy crap, and wait was that...glow in the dark?? Lee looked over to his lover who was smirking as he squeezed one of the bottles and felt the oily substance.
“Ohhh this one warms with contact.” Lee nodded as to humor the sand-nin.
“Um Gaara, did you really have to get so much?? I mean were set for a year here, and what the hell is this?” Lee picked up the cherry shaped one “...pop that cherry with some cherry...MY GOD GAARA! How could you even think to buy this stuff?” Lee was blushing brightly as he practically threw the bottle away from him. Gaara laughed at Lee and picked up one that was chocolate flavored.
“You’re acting ridiculous, we could have sex anywhere at anytime and you’re getting all flustered because of what a ~bottle~ says?! Lee...” Gaara crawled over to his lover and sat in his lap. He kissed his lips gently. “It’s not as if we’re using it to pop your cherry or anything.” Lee glared and began to tickle Gaara’s sides. The red head jumped and squirmed “Lee! Stop!” Lee grinned as his lover was reduced to a writhing mass.
“Who would have thought the kazekage would be so ticklish!” He dug his fingers harder into Gaara’s side and watched as tears sprang from those clear aqua eyes.
“Stop please, mercy!” Lee grinned as he slowly stopped.
“That’s it, I’m not allowing you anywhere ~near~ that store.” Gaara frowned slightly.
“But Lee, I was hoping you would want to come with me, maybe we could look around a bit...” Lee groaned and put a hand to Gaara’s forehead.
“What did they give you? Did you take any free samples of something? What did they do to you?! You can’t possibly like that place!” Gaara rolled his eyes and moved Lee’s hand then wrapped his arms around the taller boys neck.
“Lee, c’mon love they had ~lingerie~, you were the one who said you wanted to see me in a teddy...” Lee blushed and frowned.
“That does not mean I want to go into that place and be embarrassed again.” Gaara sighed and then did something he promised never to do no matter how desperately he wanted something, he turned his eyes up to Lee and widened his eyes almost to chibi size and began to tear up.
“But Lee my love, you said you’d give me anything in the world, that’s why I came to stay at Konoha for so long! Do I have to go back to Suna just because you won’t go to a pervy shop with me?” Lee glared but shook his head.
“No, no you don’t have to leave, and let me just tell you, that was the lowest blow I’ve ever been dealt.” Gaara kissed his cheek lovingly.
“Aww I’m sorry honey, but at least I’m not going anywhere now!” Lee squeezed Gaara closer as they kissed again, this time a little more passionately. “So should we try out one of these lubes? Personally I think we should use one of these ‘Ride ‘em Cowboy’ brands, says here that it’s long lasting...” Lee shook his head grinning as he grabbed the bottle from Gaara.
“I guess this will do, I have to admit that this is a creative name for a company.” Gaara chuckled as Lee wrapped his arms tightly around Gaara’s waist and they kissed deeply. Lee moaned as Gaara grinded down into his lap. “Gaara...” Gaara gasped as Lee reached down and grabbed the half erect cock through his clothes.
“Lee...yes...” they kissed again and as Lee was beginning to move a little faster there was a crash from downstairs. Both boys separated from each other and glared towards the door. “Oh hell no, there is no way we are being interrupted now!” Lee grumbled as Gaara stood up and went towards the door. “Lee if there is someone in this house, I swear I’m going to kill them, just so you know.” Lee jumped up and ran after Gaara.
“Wait Gaara what if they have a weapon.” Gaara looked over to Lee like he was the biggest idiot ever to walk the planet.
“Lee, we are ninja’s, it’ll be fine, it’s probably just Neji trying to peek in on us again anyway.” Lee sighed and nodded as they made their way downstairs. There was another crash and a low curse. Lee gripped onto Gaara’s arm who sighed and patted Lee’s hand gently. “It’s ok Lee.” Gaara rolled his eyes and walked down the stairs. He walked into the kitchen and glared at the trespasser. “Oh you’ve got to be kidding me!” Gaara walked over to the open refrigerator and slammed it closed. The person who had their head in the way was not very happy about that, in fact they screamed rather loudly as the door bounced back. “Serves you right ya bum, what the fuck are you doing here Kankuro!” The older boy cursed as he rubbed his head.
“What the hell’d you do that for??” Gaara closed the fridge door and glared at his brother.
“You are interrupting Lee and I, we were just about to try this new lube...” Kankuro covered his ears and began yelling loudly.
“Don’t want to hear it! Don’t want to hear the details, LALALALALALA.” Gaara glared and smacked his older sibling on the forehead.
“Shut up, so what are you doing here? Is Temari refusing to feed you again?.” Kankuro shrugged.
“Maybe... Anyway look I’m sorry I interrupted you guys, trust me if I had known, I definitely would have gone elsewhere... maybe to that bug kids place..He’s pretty hot...” Gaara rolled his eyes and sat down at the table. Lee who was standing by the door frowned.
“Shino is with Kiba, you shouldn’t try anything.” Kankuro sighed and looked over at Lee.
“Relax justice boy, I’m not going to try anything, Even though I’m sure with that wandering dog kid, they won’t be together very long.” Kankuro grinned and looked to Gaara who rolled his eyes.
“He’s been on about that guy since he beat this one after the exam. Don’t worry about it love. Now as for you, what did you do now that made Temari kick you out.
“Ok well see that’s the funny part, I didn’t really ~do~ anything I just happened to be in her room and accidentally found her uh...partner in sex crimes if you know what I’m saying. Anyway she was really pissed when she walked in on me trying to kill it with my foot.” Gaara looked green as he listened to his brother. Lee coughed and turned to go back upstairs.
“Gaara get rid of him so we can get back to what we were doing. I’ll be upstairs waiting.” Kankuro glared at the taijutsu master but Gaara smirked and tugged on Kankuro’s clothes.
“Out! Get out right now, I have a cowboy to ride.” Kankuro gagged slightly as he was thrown out of the house. “If you come back into this house I am going to call Temari and let her take care of you.” Gaara slammed the door and Kankuro frowned.
“Well I guess I’m just going to have to check up on the bug kid.” He grinned and walked away whistling.
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“Lee, I really think we need to get away from here for a while.” Lee’s eyes widened and he grinned.
“Away from all the perverts?!” Gaara grinned as he crawled up to Lee.
“Well, almost all of them.” Lee grinned as he kissed Gaara passionately.”Let’s go as soon as possible.”
“Anything you want baby. Anything..”
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TBC
A/N: I don’t know but recently I’ve been in a Kankoru/Shino mood so I thought I’d squeeze a bit of that in there. Anyway hope you enjoyed!
Oh and I know that every time I write some of this story there are certain images that come to mind. I wish I could draw but I can’t, so if you can draw and want to draw something like Lee and a giant rolling pin or Chibi Gaara with a Kakashi vodoo doll, Gaara in a teddy... be my guest I just hope you’ll tell me so I can see it hehehe...<3
Part 10
~Pairings: GaaraLee, mention of Shino/Kiba & (one-sided?) Kankoru/Shino, others are in the fic but not stated in this chapter
~Rating: NC-17
~Warnings: all stated in earlier chapters. (I’m too lazy to write them all out)
Gaara walked into the store and the first thing he noticed was how loud the damn bell was. He looked at the big gold piece of shit and glared. Suddenly there was loud Final Fantasy victory music playing as confetti was thrown at him. Of course Gaara expected this so the sand blocked the flying penises from hitting him. The shop owner sighed and held out a balloon. This one was in the shape of a cat, Gaara quickly had the sand pop the balloon before he read what the thing said. Poor Lee, having to not only deal with perverts but then had to be labeled one as well. Gaara knew he’d have to make it up to his love.
He was not amused at all and he made that very clear as he glared at everyone that dared even look his way. He made his way to the back of the store where the lube was and stopped dead in his tracks. There had to be ~thousands~ of bottles of the stuff. Different makes, flavors, colors?? Holy shit, it was like the goldmine of lubrication. Gaara shrugged as he took his time to check out the different types. One kind even had a flower shape bottle and had a logo on the front that said “What better way to deflower your mate then with the scent of roses.” Gaara couldn’t help chuckle at that, seriously what genius came up with ~that~ line?? The sand-nin continued his exploration and picked out a few interesting labels. He made a basket with his sand and began to fill it with certain items, hell if they had all this, Gaara thought he might as well look around and get something for Lee. He passed a couple who were checking out fuzzy handcuffs and grinned, his mind taking him back to the last time he used handcuffs.
Gaara looked around with sharp eyes studying the different toys and what not. Wow and he thought he was kinky! He shook his head as he walked to the counter, maybe one day he’d come with Lee and they could look around a bit. He gave the boy behind the counter a smug look as he put a few bottles on the wooden surface. There were a few regular ones, and a cherry flavored one for his lover, it was shaped like a cherry, the logo on it was something inappropriate but Gaara just had to bring it home to show his love. There were also a few fun ones in there...Hell this may just become his new favorite store! The kid in front of him looked like he’d never been laid in his life and this was probably the most action he’d ~ever~ get...that is unless Neji’s been in the store, Gaara was pretty sure Neji would sleep with anything as long as it was breathing...or not, whatever bad thoughts.
Gaara grabbed the bag and turned to leave when the boy at the counter stopped him.
“Um excuse me kazekage-sama..” The kid blushed madly as he handed the red head a ticket of some kind. “It’s for 30% off your next purchase, you get it with every purchase of ‘Make My Day, Pleasure For Her’ gel...uh, we hope to see you again soon...” Gaara almost laughed as the kid ran away from the counter like someone had lit a fire under his ass. Oh yeah Gaara was definitely coming back. He left the store with a grin on his face making a few people back up about three feet. God he loved it when people cowered in his presence!
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Lee sat on the bed in awe at all the different types of lube that littered the bed. Holy crap, and wait was that...glow in the dark?? Lee looked over to his lover who was smirking as he squeezed one of the bottles and felt the oily substance.
“Ohhh this one warms with contact.” Lee nodded as to humor the sand-nin.
“Um Gaara, did you really have to get so much?? I mean were set for a year here, and what the hell is this?” Lee picked up the cherry shaped one “...pop that cherry with some cherry...MY GOD GAARA! How could you even think to buy this stuff?” Lee was blushing brightly as he practically threw the bottle away from him. Gaara laughed at Lee and picked up one that was chocolate flavored.
“You’re acting ridiculous, we could have sex anywhere at anytime and you’re getting all flustered because of what a ~bottle~ says?! Lee...” Gaara crawled over to his lover and sat in his lap. He kissed his lips gently. “It’s not as if we’re using it to pop your cherry or anything.” Lee glared and began to tickle Gaara’s sides. The red head jumped and squirmed “Lee! Stop!” Lee grinned as his lover was reduced to a writhing mass.
“Who would have thought the kazekage would be so ticklish!” He dug his fingers harder into Gaara’s side and watched as tears sprang from those clear aqua eyes.
“Stop please, mercy!” Lee grinned as he slowly stopped.
“That’s it, I’m not allowing you anywhere ~near~ that store.” Gaara frowned slightly.
“But Lee, I was hoping you would want to come with me, maybe we could look around a bit...” Lee groaned and put a hand to Gaara’s forehead.
“What did they give you? Did you take any free samples of something? What did they do to you?! You can’t possibly like that place!” Gaara rolled his eyes and moved Lee’s hand then wrapped his arms around the taller boys neck.
“Lee, c’mon love they had ~lingerie~, you were the one who said you wanted to see me in a teddy...” Lee blushed and frowned.
“That does not mean I want to go into that place and be embarrassed again.” Gaara sighed and then did something he promised never to do no matter how desperately he wanted something, he turned his eyes up to Lee and widened his eyes almost to chibi size and began to tear up.
“But Lee my love, you said you’d give me anything in the world, that’s why I came to stay at Konoha for so long! Do I have to go back to Suna just because you won’t go to a pervy shop with me?” Lee glared but shook his head.
“No, no you don’t have to leave, and let me just tell you, that was the lowest blow I’ve ever been dealt.” Gaara kissed his cheek lovingly.
“Aww I’m sorry honey, but at least I’m not going anywhere now!” Lee squeezed Gaara closer as they kissed again, this time a little more passionately. “So should we try out one of these lubes? Personally I think we should use one of these ‘Ride ‘em Cowboy’ brands, says here that it’s long lasting...” Lee shook his head grinning as he grabbed the bottle from Gaara.
“I guess this will do, I have to admit that this is a creative name for a company.” Gaara chuckled as Lee wrapped his arms tightly around Gaara’s waist and they kissed deeply. Lee moaned as Gaara grinded down into his lap. “Gaara...” Gaara gasped as Lee reached down and grabbed the half erect cock through his clothes.
“Lee...yes...” they kissed again and as Lee was beginning to move a little faster there was a crash from downstairs. Both boys separated from each other and glared towards the door. “Oh hell no, there is no way we are being interrupted now!” Lee grumbled as Gaara stood up and went towards the door. “Lee if there is someone in this house, I swear I’m going to kill them, just so you know.” Lee jumped up and ran after Gaara.
“Wait Gaara what if they have a weapon.” Gaara looked over to Lee like he was the biggest idiot ever to walk the planet.
“Lee, we are ninja’s, it’ll be fine, it’s probably just Neji trying to peek in on us again anyway.” Lee sighed and nodded as they made their way downstairs. There was another crash and a low curse. Lee gripped onto Gaara’s arm who sighed and patted Lee’s hand gently. “It’s ok Lee.” Gaara rolled his eyes and walked down the stairs. He walked into the kitchen and glared at the trespasser. “Oh you’ve got to be kidding me!” Gaara walked over to the open refrigerator and slammed it closed. The person who had their head in the way was not very happy about that, in fact they screamed rather loudly as the door bounced back. “Serves you right ya bum, what the fuck are you doing here Kankuro!” The older boy cursed as he rubbed his head.
“What the hell’d you do that for??” Gaara closed the fridge door and glared at his brother.
“You are interrupting Lee and I, we were just about to try this new lube...” Kankuro covered his ears and began yelling loudly.
“Don’t want to hear it! Don’t want to hear the details, LALALALALALA.” Gaara glared and smacked his older sibling on the forehead.
“Shut up, so what are you doing here? Is Temari refusing to feed you again?.” Kankuro shrugged.
“Maybe... Anyway look I’m sorry I interrupted you guys, trust me if I had known, I definitely would have gone elsewhere... maybe to that bug kids place..He’s pretty hot...” Gaara rolled his eyes and sat down at the table. Lee who was standing by the door frowned.
“Shino is with Kiba, you shouldn’t try anything.” Kankuro sighed and looked over at Lee.
“Relax justice boy, I’m not going to try anything, Even though I’m sure with that wandering dog kid, they won’t be together very long.” Kankuro grinned and looked to Gaara who rolled his eyes.
“He’s been on about that guy since he beat this one after the exam. Don’t worry about it love. Now as for you, what did you do now that made Temari kick you out.
“Ok well see that’s the funny part, I didn’t really ~do~ anything I just happened to be in her room and accidentally found her uh...partner in sex crimes if you know what I’m saying. Anyway she was really pissed when she walked in on me trying to kill it with my foot.” Gaara looked green as he listened to his brother. Lee coughed and turned to go back upstairs.
“Gaara get rid of him so we can get back to what we were doing. I’ll be upstairs waiting.” Kankuro glared at the taijutsu master but Gaara smirked and tugged on Kankuro’s clothes.
“Out! Get out right now, I have a cowboy to ride.” Kankuro gagged slightly as he was thrown out of the house. “If you come back into this house I am going to call Temari and let her take care of you.” Gaara slammed the door and Kankuro frowned.
“Well I guess I’m just going to have to check up on the bug kid.” He grinned and walked away whistling.
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“Lee, I really think we need to get away from here for a while.” Lee’s eyes widened and he grinned.
“Away from all the perverts?!” Gaara grinned as he crawled up to Lee.
“Well, almost all of them.” Lee grinned as he kissed Gaara passionately.”Let’s go as soon as possible.”
“Anything you want baby. Anything..”
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TBC
A/N: I don’t know but recently I’ve been in a Kankoru/Shino mood so I thought I’d squeeze a bit of that in there. Anyway hope you enjoyed!
Oh and I know that every time I write some of this story there are certain images that come to mind. I wish I could draw but I can’t, so if you can draw and want to draw something like Lee and a giant rolling pin or Chibi Gaara with a Kakashi vodoo doll, Gaara in a teddy... be my guest I just hope you’ll tell me so I can see it hehehe...<3