Back to School

A/N: me here again! I was studying! Not gonna bother you anymore, replies:

Tokyo-Princess: oh yes, couldn't help it. But wait till you see what I have in story for you in this chapter *chuckle* and I'm pretty sure the students in the academy totally play ninja all the time. Like, come on, you have to try your new tricks on someone, why not your best friend? ...during recess... and I know, I am ashamed of the lack of teh Shikaness, and thus I added him here, aren't I just so darn nice? Anyway, thank you for loving my fic, it means the world to me to have you telling me that... on every chapter. Yes, I said it, EVERY CHAPTER. xD and I like pie too xP ...blueberry... yummy.

spoon: ah, I'm glad Sasu and Naru got together too, and I would be a crappy sasunaru authoress if I didn't :D and those butt bows totally creep me out o.O and the daisy's looking great! Thanks for the review!

Kurai Kisu: an ulcer? ...you might want to consult your doctor before continuing reading my fics. Maybe I should put up a cliffie warning or something, like the ones they put on real cliffs xD oh man, I gotta get me one of those. And do not worry for the desk, its virginity is saved, well, atleast what's left of it :D thanks for enjoying it! XD

PhillKaiba: thank you! I try my best and it's always nice to know someone likes it :)


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Naruto was wrapping his legs around the slim waist when he suddenly stopped moving alltogether. ”Umm, Sasuke?”

Sasuke gave a final lick to the hickey he just left on the tan neck before raising his head. ”Yes?” Naruto bit his lower lip, looking uncomfortable, and softly pushed the raven off him.

”Don't take this the wrong way, but... well...” He was fidgeting on the desk, trying to muster enough courage to just say what he was thinking.

Sasuke arched an eyebrow and leaned in, putting his hands on both sides of the blond. ”Naruto, what's wrong?”

Naruto really tried not to blush, failing at it miserably. ”I was just thinking...” Sasuke chuckled softly. ”That can hurt you, you know.” He earned a scowl for that.

”I just... Do we have to do this here?”

The Uchiha blinked, first looking at Naruto and then the classroom around them. ”What's wrong with this?”

Naruto rolled his eyes, letting out an exaggerated sigh. ”Well, first of all, I don't feel like violating another desk,” he tapped the one he was sitting on, ”and second... ummm...”

The raven rapped his fingers impatiently, (he better say it soon or I swear I'll-)

”It's more official if we do it in a bed.”

Sasuke arched his eyebrow once again, was that all? Naruto was worried about, wait, what was he worried about again?

”More official?” He stared down at the blond, who was looking back at him as casually as he could, which wasn't much, the beads of sweat visible on his forehead.

”Ye- yeah.” Naruto wiped his sweaty palms on his boxers, Sasuke was making him extremely nervous, and probably on purpose too (that bastard.)

Sasuke hn'd and stood up straight, crossing his arms over his chest. ”Then let's go to my place, would that suffice?” Naruto started to open his mouth, but Sasuke intervened. ”And yes, we can do it in my bed.”

The blond grinned and jumped off the desk, picking up his discarted shirt and pulling it back over his head.

Sasuke, too, started putting his clothes back on when the image of his messy room flashed to his mind. He had had a hectic morning and hadn't really felt like cleaning for the last few weeks, making his house look like... Well, Naruto's house, and he couldn't have people knowing how unclean he really was.

He spun around on his heels, first making sure he looked uninterested and no sign of anxiety was showing through. ”Naruto, what if you go first to your place to.. pick up some clothes and a toothbrush, cos you're not using mine.” (Damn, that was genius, he'll never know now...)

Naruto blinked, his mouth left open. (Is he inviting me to stay the night?)

Well duh, he wants to mate with you, isn't it a given?

Hearing the low and dark voice, Naruto turned his head around, trying to figure out where the noise came from, before it came to him. (Oh god, not now, just shut up.)

Sasuke stood still, patiently waiting for Naruto to snap back to reality and answer him. ”Dobe-”

”Okay.” Naruto had obviously finished self-reflecting and was now grinning at Sasuke, pulling on his jacket. ”I'll come by later.” The raven nodded, straightening out the wrinkles on his shirt.

There was an awkward silence, during which Naruto bit his lower lip nervously, trying to figure out if he should do something before just leaving. It's not like this was a goodbye, they'd be seeing each other soon enough. But he still had to consider the fact that they just almost fucked, so it would be polite to at least hug him...

Sasuke arched his brow, wondering what the hell the blond was doing. He was about to tell the idiot to scram when Naruto suddenly leaned over and gave him a chaste kiss, after which he immediately rushed out.

The Uchiha's usually pale and composed self was now sporting a pink hue, his eyes open wide in shock. ”That idiot...” He was feeling extremely flustered, (and it was just a damn kiss.)

After calming down and using the classroom mirror to make sure he was back to his asshole self (hey, I resent that), Sasuke stalked out of the room, trying to come up with an effective and quick cleaning plan.

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Shikamaru and Chouji were casually lounging under a large tree when suddenly a strong wind went past them. ”Shika, what was that?”

Shikamaru had the time to open his left eye and his mouth to respond, when Naruto ran back to them.

”Hey, you!” The blond shinobi shouted, while pointing at Shikamaru with defiance.

Shikamaru sighed and closed his eye again, laying back down to try and find that cozy spot he was in earlier. ”What did the Uchiha do now?”

Naruto took a pose of victory, his hands on his hips. ”I just wanted to tell you that I solved my problem without your help!”

Chouji let out an overly dramatic gasp, sitting up to get full view of the conclusion of 'Naruto's Big Problem: the Yaoi Edition'.

Naruto nodded enthusiasticly to Chouji's reaction. ”I know! And that means...” He grinned smugly. ”that I'm smarter than you.”

Shikamaru and Chouji rolled their eyes simultaneously, or they would have if Shikamaru had had his eyes open and if he'd have the energy for it. Which he didn't.

”So, all is well in the Uchiha-Uzumaki relationship. No loose ends, everything wraps up nicely?” Shikamaru's tone was so full of sarcasm that even Naruto noticed it.

”Hey! What are you talking about?” Naruto was getting annoyed, why wouldn't the brunet just admit that he lost and crown the next Hokage the wittiest mind of his generation?

Shikamaru opened his eyes and sat up, yawning in the process. ”I just wondered if you already figured out what he used to control you earlier.”

Naruto's face fell. No, he hadn't thought of it, he already forgot all about it.

”Or...” The brunet stood up, wiping the leaves off his clothes. ”if he told you how he felt about you, or if it was merely to relieve sexual tension.”

Chouji blinked his eyes. Why yes, there were loose ends on this story, but wasn't this supposed to be the conclusion? (Ah, the plot thickens.)

Naruto didn't know what to say, so he stood there, staring at the brunet blankly.

After a long-ish silence, Naruto collected pieces of his thoughts together. ”But he said-” The blond stopped in the middle of the sentence, realisation dawning on him. Sasuke hadn't really said anything directly, and what about the mind control thing?

He turned on his heels, heading towards his appartment.

Chouji stared after the blond until he disappeared from the view, then turning to Shikamaru. ”That was kind of mean, don't you think?”

Shikamaru shrugged. ”He deserved it, coming here acting like he's smarter than me and all. He had it coming.”

Chouji stood up too, pulling out his chips. ”I still think it was mean.” They started walking along the path, both unconciously heading to Chouji's house. ”I mean,what if it really was just for relief, Naruto-kun's heart will be broken!”

Shikamaru eyed his friend suspiciously. ”You've been watching too much tv, it won't break his heart if Sasuke's just using him. Sure, it'll sting but break his heart?” The brunet put his hands behind his head, smiling at the clouds Chouji had drawn on his cast. ”Besides, I already know that the Uchiha likes Naruto, and more than just his ass.”

Chouji gasped again, fascinated at this new plot twist. ”How can you know that?!”

Shikamaru chuckled dryly. ”Naruto's not the only one that comes to me with his problems.”

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Iruka maniacally stared at the carrot he was chopping with a snail's pace, absently mumbling to himself. ”Violated.... Used.... Didn't even have a chance...” He picked up the chopped carrot and dropped it in the pot with the other ingredients, stirring it slowly. ”Poor poor desk...”

Kakashi sighed. (A mental note, he really likes that desk.) ”Ruka-chan, when's the dinner ready, I'm getting hungr-” The jounin froze as he noticed a kitchen knife traveling in his direction, and at a high speed I might add.

He started to dodge it, but then realized it wasn't going to hit him anyway. He watched in fascination when it struck right in the middle of a training target, hanging on the wall. (Another mental note, he's an excellent knife thrower.)

Iruka straightened his pose and scruntched up his nose. ”Shoot, I missed.”

Kakashi's head jerked from watching the knife, that was still shaking, to stare at the brunet, who had already went back to cooking. (Okay, maybe not excellent.)

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Naruto reached the Uchiha mansion's front door, knocking on it softly, although he knew it was unnecessary as Sasuke probably knew he was coming a mile away.

On the other side of the door, Sasuke kicked the rest of the scrolls under the nearby sofa, sorting out his hair and making himself presentable before opening the door, looking as cool as ever, not giving out the slightest hint that he had been running around the house, trying to clean out the worst of the mess a bachelor living alone makes.

”Hey.” Naruto's mind blanked out, staring at the dark haired man standing in front of him, leaning on the door frame, the wind tussling his hair, looking absolutely- ”cool.”

Sasuke arched an eyebrow and chuckled as Naruto smacked a hand on his face. ”Dammit.”

There was that silence again, twisting and turning Naruto's stomach. Sasuke, as always, was unaffected. He just turned around and motioned the blond to follow him. ”Bedroom.”

Naruto swallowed as he closed the large door behind him, quickly catching up to the raven on the stairs. ”Umm, Sasuke, I need to ask you something.”

Sasuke looked over his shoulder, telling the blond that he was listening.

Naruto's eyes shifted from Sasuke's back to the wall on his right and the foyer they were leaving behind. ”You see, I just wanted to know if this is... Well...” There was that anxious feeling again, piercing through his lungs, making it hard to speak. ”If you're with me because you-, no, I mean, I don't want to be a, wait, what was it, right, I don't want to be some fuck toy, so if you, you know, then you could tell me, and I'd, well, we could forget about this, because, you know, you don't have to-”

Naruto was interrupted when he bumped into Sasuke, who had stopped in front of his room's door. He stared at the cerulean blue eyes that were clouded with worry. ”I like you.”

Naruto blinked a couple of times, checking his brain if he was completely happy with that answer. After getting an affirmative, he grinned. ”Okay!”

Sasuke pushed the door open, smirking. ”After you.”

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A/N: *evil chuckle* oh yes I did. I'm so evil that even Naruto won't believe it! Well anyway, I'm gonna be studying for the next three days or so, so come looking for the update after that, mmkay? Seeya!