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Adult +
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20
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1,351
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18
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Home Movie 10
A/N: I really don’t think there is one… there’s an OC in this chapter, mainly because I couldn’t find the right type of character in the series for what I had in mind. Any Inuyasha fans? Well, I needed a Jakotsu, badly. Because I love him.
Um, AU. Really. And kinda weird. But the idea stuck, so…
Home Movie 10: Honey
Character: Sakura
Pairing: SasuSaku
Summary: “Honey, we need to shop.”
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“What the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
She pulled the shower curtain back just enough for her head to stick out so she could give the glare of doom to her roommate. Her very male roommate, who just so happened to have decided that he could occupy the bathroom at the same time she did.
Surely, his hair wasn’t that important.
He continued combing, spraying, and molding his sleek brown locks, oblivious to her anger.
“Why, honey, I’m doing my hair.”
“Can’t it wait!”
He shot her a withering look.
“No. Besides, it’s not like I haven’t seen it all before,” he continued, muttering, “not like I care anyway. Nothing I’m interested in there, I promise.”
He held up the eyeliner pencil he had fished out of the drawer triumphantly, smirking at himself in the mirror.
She grunted before turning back to her shower, rinsing the soap out of her hair and off of her face. The bubbles were dangerously close to her eyes, and she wasn’t in the mood to deal with itchy eyes all morning.
“You’re an asshole.”
“But you love me!” He sang out.
She grinned in the shower, imagining his little dance moves.
“So, any hot dates tonight? Maybe with that hunk of man that was over here Wednesday?”
She scoffed, loudly.
“No. Hot man has yet to call back, but I got an e-mail, if you can believe it.”
He winced.
“So? Do I need to find my own toy tonight, leave the house to you?”
She could see his eyebrows wiggling in her mind.
“No. Apparently Mr. Corporate Stick Up His Ass can’t possibly meet me until Monday, and then only for lunch. I guess I should be happy with the invitation, right?”
“Honey, no man is worth happy with the invitation. Unless he’s a model, preferably with abs that glisten.”
She just snorted.
“Well, then, we’ll just go shopping, won’t we? We’ll find you an outfit that’ll blow his mind and make his libido spin!”
“Yeah, right.”
A head popped through a crack in the shower curtain, and she felt the weight of his glare.
“Repeat after me: I am a sexy woman. I will make him fall at my feet.”
“No.”
“You’re no fun at all, Honey.” He flicked the shower curtain closed and returned to studying his appearance in the mirror.
She thanked God for good friends.
Um, AU. Really. And kinda weird. But the idea stuck, so…
Home Movie 10: Honey
Character: Sakura
Pairing: SasuSaku
Summary: “Honey, we need to shop.”
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“What the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
She pulled the shower curtain back just enough for her head to stick out so she could give the glare of doom to her roommate. Her very male roommate, who just so happened to have decided that he could occupy the bathroom at the same time she did.
Surely, his hair wasn’t that important.
He continued combing, spraying, and molding his sleek brown locks, oblivious to her anger.
“Why, honey, I’m doing my hair.”
“Can’t it wait!”
He shot her a withering look.
“No. Besides, it’s not like I haven’t seen it all before,” he continued, muttering, “not like I care anyway. Nothing I’m interested in there, I promise.”
He held up the eyeliner pencil he had fished out of the drawer triumphantly, smirking at himself in the mirror.
She grunted before turning back to her shower, rinsing the soap out of her hair and off of her face. The bubbles were dangerously close to her eyes, and she wasn’t in the mood to deal with itchy eyes all morning.
“You’re an asshole.”
“But you love me!” He sang out.
She grinned in the shower, imagining his little dance moves.
“So, any hot dates tonight? Maybe with that hunk of man that was over here Wednesday?”
She scoffed, loudly.
“No. Hot man has yet to call back, but I got an e-mail, if you can believe it.”
He winced.
“So? Do I need to find my own toy tonight, leave the house to you?”
She could see his eyebrows wiggling in her mind.
“No. Apparently Mr. Corporate Stick Up His Ass can’t possibly meet me until Monday, and then only for lunch. I guess I should be happy with the invitation, right?”
“Honey, no man is worth happy with the invitation. Unless he’s a model, preferably with abs that glisten.”
She just snorted.
“Well, then, we’ll just go shopping, won’t we? We’ll find you an outfit that’ll blow his mind and make his libido spin!”
“Yeah, right.”
A head popped through a crack in the shower curtain, and she felt the weight of his glare.
“Repeat after me: I am a sexy woman. I will make him fall at my feet.”
“No.”
“You’re no fun at all, Honey.” He flicked the shower curtain closed and returned to studying his appearance in the mirror.
She thanked God for good friends.