Hard Love Life

Hidan awoke to his daughters jumping on him, laughing and chanting 'Get up!', he groaned angrily. "Go bug your daddy. Mommy needs beauty sleep. The girls glanced at each other before Seiun began jumping on Kakuzu, Acheron continued to bother Hidan, who was starting to feel like killing something.

Kakuzu growled when one of the girls began to jump on him and bother him. "Go away," he grumbled giving her a gentle shove towards Hidan and rolling out of bed. Digging underneath the bed, he slipped a pack of cigarettes into his pockets, heading off towards the exit of the base to smoke.

"Hey! Take them with you!" Hidan yelled back, "I'll do something stupid and compulsive, seriously! Go with your daddy. I need to go pray. Get!"

Acheron and Seiun dashed after their new daddy. "Daddy! What you doing?" Seiun asked, grabbing Kakuzu's pants leg. Acheron came onto his other side; "Food?" was all she asked, not as good as talking as her new sister.

Kakuzu kneeled down when he felt someone tug onto his pants leg, sighing when he looked at his daughters, "I'm going to do adult things, so go bug your mommy and he'll make you some food." He smirked, "She's a better cook then me anyways."

"Mama said he need to pray." Seiun retorted, pouting, "He looked mad." Acheron padded the pocket that had the cigarettes in it. "Smoke cig... Uh... cigar?" she asked, hoping she chose the right word. "No. Cigarettes, Acheron. Cigars are big, like this." Seiun spread her arms out to an exaggerated size. Acheron nodded. "Cigarettes."

Kakuzu looked around anxiously. "Go look for a blond girlie man, his name is Auntie Deidara, okay? Go bother him for a half hour and I'll take you two out for breakfast." He looked away when they asked what he was going to go do. "Yes, I'm going to go smoke, so leave me be for a little."

"Can we go with you? We will be quieterer then a mouse." Seiun pleaded, "You just gonna smoke. Lotta people smoke." Acheron hugged Kakuzu's arm, looking at him with big, pitiful eyes. "Please daddy? Plant said was going to eat us."

Kakuzu shook his head. "I don't want you girls getting second hand smoke, it’s for your own health." He pointed them towards the hallway where Deidara's room was. "Now, go bug Auntie Deidara and Uncle Sasori. I think Sasori has some dolls for you to play with." Kakuzu wavered when he saw the pitiful eyes. "I'll walk you to their room."

"Smoking is bad?" Seiun asked, surprised, "Then why you do it?" They both pouted when Kakuzu still said he wouldn't let them go with him. "They nice?" Acheron asked.

"I smoke because it calms me down completely." Kakuzu stood up and grabbed both of their hands, walking them to Deidara and Sasori's room. "Yes, they are very nice." He knocked on the door once they were there and pushed the girls into Deidara's room once he opened the door, soon walking quickly to the front door to enjoy a smoke. Or two."

The girls watched Kakuzu leave. Seiun looked up at Deidara. "You sure you a man?" she asked as Acheron giggled.

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Kakuzu sat on the first stairs to smoke, inhaling the healing effect of his cancer stick. His mind drifted as he did, thinking about last night’s intimate session, his member still tingling when he thought about it. They really had to do that once more.

Hidan opened the front door. "Where are the girls? Who did you leave them with?" he asked, sitting down next to his lover, "So... What made you want to smoke?"

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan when he sat down next to him and he place a kiss on Hidan's cheek. "I left them with Sasori and Deidara." He shrugged, "I've always smoked, you've just never caught me." Kakuzu took a long drag and blew the smoke into the air, watching it disappear.

"I know you smoke. It's hard to miss. Just know you're getting no kisses now for the rest of the day. I hate cigarettes." Hidan glanced down at Kakuzu's groin before looking back up at Kakuzu, "Any reason you have a tent in your pants?"

Kakuzu blew smoke into Hidan's face. "Hm, really, I bet my the end of the day, you’ll be begging to kiss me." He looked down to his groin as well and blushed. "I was just thinking about last night."

Hidan coughed heavily. "You jerk!" he snatched Kakuzu's cigarette away and put it out, "Don't blow that shit into my face." Hidan sat himself in Kakuzu's lap and opened Kakuzu's fly, freeing his erection. "I was good at one final thing in the academy. Paralyzing jutsus. Consider yourself frozen. Now I can help you with this with out you interrupting."

Kakuzu glared at Hidan when he took away his cigarette. "That cost me money, you owe me!" He felt his body go numb and tried to struggle, but couldn't, so his glared got colder.

"I owe you less then a fucking ryo and it can still be relit. Get over it." Hidan said, pumping Kakuzu's erection. He smiled as Kakuzu gasped in pleasure. Hidan rested his head on Kakuzu's shoulder, making it look like they were only cuddling to passersby.

Kakuzu glared harder at Hidan, trying to light him on fire with his eyes when he began to pump his member. His nails dug into the cement, trying to release the jutsu.

Hidan sighed and picked of the cigarette and relit it, placing it in between Kakuzu's lips. "There's your nicotine. Happy? Now stop glaring at me." He resumed pumping Kakuzu's member, his chin resting on the elder's shoulder, "You can't break free. Mine are unbreakable. Just enjoy this."

Kakuzu inhaled on his cancer stick and breathed it out through his nose, making sure to get some in Hidan's face. His eyes closed in bliss and he smirked slightly. He let out a groan from his throat when Hidan resumed pumping his member.

Hidan growled when Kakuzu's exhaled in his face again. He went to the bite he gave Kakuzu the other night and bit there again. Reopening it, he sunk his teeth deeper into the wound as his hands stroked the most sensitive area on Kakuzu's member. "Filthy heathen. You call me a whore, but you're one too."

Kakuzu hissed when Hidan bit his throat once more and sunk his teeth deeper into the skin. He groaned again and glared when Hidan called him a whore. Maneuvering his head, he dropped some hot ashes into Hidan's hair from his cigarette.

Hidan didn't notice the live ember until his hair started burning. He screamed and patted his hair vigorously, the jutsu breaking. His hair now burned, shorter then ever, and ruined Hidan started crying. "My hair... Kakuzu how could you?" Hidan stood and ran back into the base, sobbing.