Campaign of Distraction

Chapter 10
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Sasuke ran his fingers through his hair before putting a black studded belt on and walking out to eat dinner with not one, but two porn stars. Cha-ching!

The teenager walked into the dining room and stared at the blond before sitting. Maybe the guy wasn’t into slutty young men so maybe a modest one?

Itachi grunted and looked into the depths of his cup. "That’s a much more appropriate outfit for our guest to see you in."

Naruto thought so too; of course he wouldn't admit it. He decided to continue his conversation with Itachi later once Sasuke was asleep; if the kid went to sleep. "So... not to be rude... but what are we eating? I don't think I've ever seen Chicken parmesan without the chicken."

Sasuke made a face at the mention of chicken and stuck his tongue out slightly. Chicken wasn't as bad as pork or beef but he was still disgusted by the way the meat was processed.

Itachi chuckled at Naruto's comment and the skeptical way the blond poked at his meal "its tomatoes and mozzarella cheese on top of a bit of eggplant left in a hot oven to stew in its own juices. You see Sasuke is a vegetarian for whatever reason and hasn’t eaten meat for a year.”

Naruto's mouth hung open and he turned to the little raven next to him. "You are one crazy kid... How can you not like chicken? I mean pork and beef sure, but chicken???" He grumbled to himself about vegetarian brats and carefully took a small bite of his meal.... and practically inhaled the rest. "Either you put drugs in your food or you're just that good." the blond told the older raven as he slowed down a bit to show a bit of manners.

Sasuke tried not to smile as he demolished his eggplant parmesan much neater than the blond had and followed up with a sip of tea before working his way through the pasta. "He's just that good. Maybe you should get together in the kitchen and swat secrets."

Itachi nearly bit his tongue at Sasuke’s thinly veiled comment and shot a venomous glance at his brother. When would the brat give it up already...?

Naruto gave a glare of his own to the little one. "If there's going to be any swapping going on, you'll be in bed way before it happens."

Itachi was caught with his pants down at that comment and tried to inhale his tea instead of the normal practice of taking in pure air. The older man sputtered into his cup and had to set the thing down before he spilled what liquid was left in there in his body's efforts to purge it's lungs of fluid.

This left the long haired raven in the unattractive position of hacking his lungs up at the table and into the sleeve of his shirt to keep from spreading any germs he might have.

Sasuke stared wide eyed at his brother’s reaction and quietly put his hand over his glass of tea just in case.

Naruto got up and proceeded to help the older man feel a bit better by rubbing his back in gentle circles. He felt a bit bad for making his potential lover choke, but he could never keep his mouth shut....

He waited until Itachi had calmed down a bit before he chuckled and placed his hands on Itachi's shoulders. He leaned down so that he was close to the other man's ear and so Sasuke couldn’t hear him. "We got to work on those gag reflexes, don't we baby?"

Itachi thumped his chest soundly to put an end to the last few heartfelt coughs and nodded to Naruto without thinking about what the hot blond had said. God damn it this isn’t how he wanted to be seen in front of that sex fiend behind him! "I'm fine now. *cough* Sorry about that; I was taken by surprise that's all.”

Naruto smirked and sat back down. He glared once more at Sasuke as he resumed his meal. "See what you did? You made your brother choke. If you hadn't of said what you did, then I wouldn't have come up with that line..." He really wasn't trying to blame Sasuke; it was all in the teasing. Hopefully the little raven would have a sense of humor; he doubted it though.

"How was I supposed to know that you couldn't keep your trap shut about such things? Besides, I think you and Itachi are great for each other. You both looked so damn fuckable earlier during the spanking scene."

Disgust at Sasuke’s crude remarks clouded Itachi's normally handsome face until a little voice in the back of the dark haired man’s mind told him what he'd missed while he'd been learning to become a fish and his eyes opened wide. "You can’t be serious."

Naruto smirked. "Well of course it was hot! I'm the best after all. Well, your brother is definitely close... Speaking of which, isn't it your bed time little man?"

"I don't have a 'bed time'. I go to sleep when I want to."

Itachi saw this one coming a mile away and pushed his empty plate away from him in order to start standing up. "No, but you do have to be in your room by nine and it’s already past that. Remember that new rule? So I don't have to worry about you sneaking out again. No buts this time Sasuke."

Naruto smirked triumphantly at the brat and stood up as well. He picked up his plate and helped a bit by rinsing it off before placing it in the dishwasher. "You heard your brother..."

Sasuke cleared his place and trailed his brother into the kitchen. "But it’s only eleven! Come on, I swear you won't know I'm in the room watching you."

"Definitely not! It was bad enough having you at work watching; I'm not going to suffer the same embarrassment here!"

Naruto, out of the corner of his eye, saw a bottle of what looked like rum... hmmm. "I see you have someone who supplies you with the stuff too...." he said gesturing to the alcohol.”You don't mind if I make myself a drink do you?"

Itachi scowled at Sasuke with a look that spoke volumes of punishments if the little brat didn’t just go to his room before giving the blond an answer. "Go ahead. There’s more under the sink if you want to make something. "

Sasuke glared defiantly at the two adults and pouted at their backs. He didn’t want to go to bed after having his pawns start to share heated glances about what would happen after dinner.

The self taught bartender opened the cabinets under the sink and pulled out a generic bottle of Vodka and a bottle of 70 proof Kahlua. Behind the usually smattering of cooking sherries and wines, Naruto could just make out the familiar bottle of a Bacardi gold 151, Itachi had a good collection.

The blond set the bottles on the counter carefully before fetching milk form the fridge and a clear glass from the cabinet. Now he had all he needed except for a shot glass. "Uh, Itachi, where do you keep your shot glasses?"

The older raven raised an eyebrow before he opened a cabinet and pulled one down. He handed it to the blond before he leaned against the counter to watch.

Sasuke stepped up to the counter and hopped up onto it. "What the hell? You're going to mix milk with alcohol? Gross."

“Don’t knock it ‘till you try it kid. This is the first drink I ever learned how to make and it's easier than taking a piss. As long as your brother’s alright with it, I can show you how it's done." The blond didn't even dignify the brat with a look as he unscrewed the caps for both bottles to make his favorite warm drink.

Itachi looked up from setting the dishwasher and stared at Sasuke and Naruto. He couldn’t be serious about teaching a minor how to mix drinks.

Sasuke looked pleadingly up at his brother. "Please Aniki? You let me have some of your drink sometimes...." He gave the cutest puppy eyes he could muster and hoped to hell that it worked on Itachi.

Itachi squeezed his eyes closed just a second too late and felt his will start to crumble under that momentary contact with Sasuke's pleading eyes. Damn that brat! He was always pulling that on him and it worked every time. "Fine, but on one condition! You NEVER make this… whatever it is without my permission understood?

Sasuke nodded enthusiastically as he hopped back up onto the counter and listened attentively to the blond.

Naruto smiled and bet himself ten bucks that the kid would break that promise within a month. "Alright, first you put two shots of Kahlua in your glass, followed by a shot of Vodka since I bet this Kahlua is a little on the expensive side. Next, you add your milk."

Naruto expertly twisted the cap on the used bottles of alcohol and tipped the milk container to fill the glass until the mixture was almost the color of chocolate milk mixed with cream. The stuff smelled unappetizing to be sure but once the milk was heated it would be much better. "And finally, you stick it in the microwave for, say a minute give or take ten seconds or so. You don't want your drink bubbling over in the microwave ‘because it's a mess to clean up.”

The blond set the time on the Uchiha's nice microwave and set the drink to warm up while he put the various bottles away to help the time pass by faster.

Sasuke grabbed Naruto's hand before he was able to put the bottles completely in the cupboard. "I want to make one too." He looked up at his brother. "Please? I'll even use a small glass."

Itachi looked at his brother and opened his mouth to give Sasuke a piece of his mind when the blond decided to speak up.

"Don’t worry. I'll keep him from doing anything crazy like dancing on a balcony naked in a snow storm. Trust me, not something I want to see or feel again."

The eldest brother sighed deeply and rubbed his face with his hands. It was so hard to figure this guy out sometimes. First, he seemed to hate Sasuke, now he was begging on the boy’s behalf? "Only a little one. I don’t want to get arrested for this."

Sasuke almost hopped up and down in excitement... almost; he was supposed to be mature for his age after all. He proceeded to get down his own smaller glass and mimicked the actions the blond did. To say he accidently made his drink stronger because of the proportion change was an understatement. He added the right amounts of alcohol that Naruto had said, but since his glass was smaller, the milk content was less than Naruto's... He would regret this later.

The microwave pinged and the blond removed his glass by the rim to keep his fingers form getting burned. Ow, God damn it that was hot! "Jesus! Stronger microwave than I have."

The blond snatched something form the counter top and stirred his glass to get rid of the mild skin forming on the top. The thing dissolved back into the drink almost instantly but it would have been extremely unpleasant.

Itachi almost smiled seeing Kyuubi's antics with the steaming cup and watched anxiously as his brother put his glass in the microwave.

Sasuke set the time for about 40 seconds, knowing it wouldn’t take that long for his to warm up. Once the thing beeped, he took his out without a problem and stirred it just as the blond had. He took a tentative sip and scrunched up his nose. "It tastes weird... like I'm drinking fire."

Naruto smiled and walked into the living room to have a seat and enjoy his sleep making cup of heaven. "That's the Kahlua kid. I guess I forgot to mention that you should adjust the proportions according to your tastes and the size of the glass. Come over here; maybe mine won’t burn your throat quite so bad.

Meanwhile Itachi got out a carton of orange juice form the refrigerator and his lone bottle of firewater, aka Bacardi 151, and mixed them together in a tall glass just the way he liked it. Sasuke had had a difficult time when he'd had this simple drink and Itachi couldn’t imagine what would happen to the boy now that he was having Kahlua and Vodka mixed together for the first time. Oh God, please just let the boy fall asleep and let that be the end of it.

Sasuke crawled up onto the couch next to the blond and took the offered drink from Naruto's hand. He took a small sip and squinted his eyes, trying to decipher if he liked this one better. "It's not as bad... I like it better than this one." He held up his own glass for emphasis. "You don't mind if we switch right?" he said with a cocky smile.

The blond looked Sasuke over and estimated just how much the lad could take before he fell over. "Only as much as you can drink before you get buzzed. I don’t want you puking all over my clothes because you have a low tolerance.”

The blond took Sasuke’s stronger drink and took a cautious sip. Oooh yeah that's the good stuff. Daddy's going to feel good tonight!

Itachi took a seat next to Sasuke and carefully nursed his fruit drink while Naruto seemed to be worshiping Sasuke's glass. When had the two switched?

After just a few sips, Sasuke could already feel the spacey feeling coming on. He'd felt it before when his brother would let him share his drinks and the feeling usually stopped after a bit. But now he was able to drink more than he was usually allowed.

After about a half an hour of quiet time on the couch and watching a bit of T.V. Sasuke started to feel a bit more than spacey. It sort of felt like he was tired, but he wasn't at the same time. He looked over at Naruto and leaned his head on the older man's shoulder, needing someone to cuddle with. He grabbed his brother's hand and hugged it to his chest, wanting to feel surrounded by warmth and love.

Naruto looked over the drunken boy’s head at Itachi and raised his eyebrows as if to say ‘should we take him to his room?' The boy had drank more than the blond would have figured and the older man was just itching to get in bed with that long haired hottie a few cushions over.

Itachi looked at his brother and shook his head. He’d give Sasuke five minutes like this before they carried the boy to his room for a much needed rest.

Sasuke was feeling so good. He couldn’t remember the last time he felt so relaxed. For some reason being surrounded by Naruto and his brother was starting to arouse him. He couldn’t explain it, but his cock was undoubtedly hardening. He wanted to touch it, wanted someone to touch it... He lowered his brother's hand until he had it rested in his lap causing delicious friction to his hard length. He gave a low soft moan as he arched up into that hand that he was manipulating to touch him so intimately.

Itachi felt something puling on his hand and looked down to see what it was. He could feel heat radiating from Sasuke's lean body and there was a light sheen of sweat over his skin, but that wasn’t what was pressed up against the palm of his hand. It was his brother’s erect cock trying to get free of the tight pants the boy was wearing.

Disgusted and just a little buzzed Itachi tried to pull his hand away from the aroused region like you would pull your finger form a baby's mouth to avoid it getting sucked on.

Naruto watched the scene unfold and realized that Sasuke was a horny affectionate drunk... that couldn’t turn out well. He locked eyes with Itachi. "Just give into him... no one will know. Let him know that you return his feelings."

He knew that Itachi would have a hard time accepting the feelings he had for his little brother, but it would undoubtedly drive the two siblings apart in the end. "If you two just admit it to each other, it'll be a lot better for you in the long run. Don't hide your feelings..." Why did he have to be all philosophical when he was drunk?

Itachi tried to pull his hand away a little more forcefully as his brother gently writhed to get his cock back in contact with the captured appendage. "But he's my brother. Not to mention he’s a minor! I can’t just take him like this. Someone might find out....”

Naruto sat up a bit more and grabbed Sasuke around the waist and pulled him up onto his lap. "No one will find out. It's not like I'm going to tell anyone. Plus, it's not wrong as long as you both love each other... Trust me; it's better to let your feelings show at least in here than it is to keep them locked up. You'll lose your brother eventually and you'll never get the chance to be with him like you want to. Don't be stupid. Just remember, it’s not wrong if he returns your feelings. He knows what he wants from you, he knows what sex is, he knows he wants it from you… what’s wrong with that?" He turned his head to look at Sasuke. Stupid lowered inhibitions. "Do you want us to make you feel good?" He was definitely going to hell; there was no better place for him.

Sasuke looked hazily at the God holding him in his gentle embrace and nodded. His skin was itching to be touched and caressed like he'd only see on TV or in movies and his throbbing erection was begging to be stroked into a new dimension of pleasure. Was this what it was like to be loved? "Please; I want the world form you both."

TBC
Looks like Sasu’s going to get what he wants… Until next time!