Just Too Sexy For His Own Good

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I'm making no money off this fanfiction piece. All characters not associated in the series (meaning original characters) do belong to me. Enjoy the story and don't sue.
-Ruri

Chapter Eleven
Run Away Little Fox

Naruto froze. There upon his window sill, crouched in his all mighty godly sexy-ness, was Uchiha Sasuke, holding the most mischevious and seductive grin upon his face. Not only did Naruto's pants tighten, but a certain wave of panic washed over him.

"S-s-sauke!"he eeped from suprise, backing away slowly as Sasuke slowly advanced. "What're you doing here?"

"I'm gonna catch me a fox,"Sasuke stated in a low tone with a feral grin. "I'm gonna catch me a sexy little kitsune."

Naruto didn't even think Kyuubi could manage to strike such panic in the hearts of men as Sasuke Uchiha did.

"Oh, ehhehe, that's nice, I'm just going to...um...BYE!"

And with that, in a frantic dash to save his ass (literally), he managed to baracade himself in the bathroom. His body was sprawled over the door that bounced, for Sasuke was ramming into it on the other side. With widened azure eyes he searched for an exit. There were two ways out of his bathroom. The door, which he feared the man on the other side, so that was out of the question. And the window, which was sadly too small for him to fit through.

Naruto looked around. There was no other way. Shrugging out of his jounin vest and shirt, he reached up, tightened his headband and gulped. Praying to any God that would listen, for the best, he replaced his body with a cabinent, and opened the window.

On the other side held freedom, where he was now, Sasuke would easilly catch him and ravish him beyond belief. Naruto plugged the window with his body, even though he was lean and lithe, he still had muscles and those muscles weren't agreeing with going through the window.

Wriggling through just in time, Naruto fell out of the window and down below. Sasuke had just broken through the door, which was locked, and baracaided with a heavy cabinent, to see that Naruto had landed atop of another man.

With a smirk, he left the window to properly exit the apartment, and catch Naruto below.

"Aghh! My ass!"Naruto hissed.

"Naruto! Can you get off of me!"

"Iruka-sensei?!"Naruto jumped up and helped his former sensei up.

Iruka dusted himself off. "Yes it's me. Now tell me why you were jumping out your window?!" Naruto sheepishly smiled with a blush.

"Do you really wanna know?"Naruto asked hoping that Iruka would say no.

"Yes."

Dammit all!

"I'm running from that bastard Sasuke because he jumped through my window looking all sexy like and all I'm-Gonna-Screw-You-Into-A-Mattress, and all that, and I wanted to save my ass so I jumped out my bathroom window!"Naruto said in one breath. Iruka flushed lightly.

"I knew Sasuke liked you but not like that,"he mumbled softly.

"What?"Naruto asked not hearing what Iruka had said.

"Oh, nothing!"Iruka quickly covered. "But, why are you half naked?"

Naruto was sans shirt, and quickly attracting the attention of several young chuunin girls and boys who walked by at the moment. Naruto slapped his palm into his face.

"Argh! What is with me! Am I just that sexy?!"he threw his hands into the air exasperated. Iruka couldn't help but smirk.

"You know Dobe, sometimes you're just too sexy for your own good."

Sasuke stood behind Iruka, with the smug-bastard grin plastered upon his face. Iruka turned in suprise.

"Sasuke,"Iruka began before the black haired Sharingan heir pounced on Naruto.

Iruka wasn't sure he should be watching such a display. "Oh god, I'm going to get arrested." And with that, he turned heel and left.

"IRUKA-SENSEI!"called out Naruto.

Iruka couldn't help but grin.

"Hmm,"Sasuke lightly breathed. "I have a half naked sex god beneath me. What do I do? Oh the possibilities."

"I have a fully clothed sex pervert atop of me, what do I do?!"Naruto accidently spoke aloud.

"Hm, I have a few ideas,"Sasuke grinned while planting kisses upon his lips and down his neck. He sucked hard on the curve of his neck, slowly creating a purple hickey in place of his mouth. Then he bit Naruto.

"Mine,"Sasuke growled possesively.

"AAAHHHHHHH!!!!"came a scream from behind them.

Sasuke turned around and Naruto lifted his head from the ground to see a young girl had fainted. Not just any young girl, but Hagane Aiji. Izanami Yuki who had accompianied her, held her slouched form as he had barely managed to save her from hitting the ground.

"Uchiha-sensei,"Yuki adknowledged. Sasuke nodded in response. "I think you just scarred her for life."

Sasuke went to turn back to Naruto, but found instead, a poof of smoke in his place.

"Dammit!"Sasuke cursed. "I'll get you Naruto, if it's the last thing I do!" (A/N: How corny....God you think I could write something better than that!)

Sasuke pulled out some smelling salts and placed it under Aiji's nose. She immediately awoke and jumped upwards with a large blush on her face.

"Gomen nasai, Uchiha-sama!"Aiji bowed in an apologetic yet rapid tone.

"It's okay Aiji-san,"Sasuke waved off. "I was just...hunting."

"Hunting Uzumaki-sensei?"Aiji questioned.

Sasuke allowed a grin to grace his features. Aiji nearly swooed, and Sasuke earned a deadly glare from Yuki. You know, if Sasuke didn't know any better, he'd say that Yuki LIKED Aiji. A lot.

"Well, I'm off!"Sasuke smiled and dissapeared into a poof.

"You know, he reminds me so much of Hatake-san." Aiji once again swooned. Yuki glared at the ground.

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"And Neji-san likes him too!?"Lee exclaimed with widened eyes. "I always knew something was up, but that!"

Sakura grinned. "I got good money riding on Sasuke."

"What was that?"Lee asked.

"Oh nothing. Nothing at all."

"So my darling cherry blossom whose beauty rivals none other, what scent shall I grace upon your youthful locks!?"Lee asked pulling out shampoo bottles to present to Sakura, who rested withing the white bathtub surrounded by bubbles.

"Waterlily,"Sakura pointed to the pink bottle.

"Only the fair scent of a fellow beautiful blooming flower shall be worthy enough to silken your locks!"Lee exclaimed.

"Lee, just wash my hair,"Sakura sighed, sipping lightly on some herbal tea.

"Yes my fair!"

You know, a girl like Sakura could get used to a guy like Lee.

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