'When life gives you Emails'
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
Chapters:
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Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
18
Views:
1,008
Reviews:
130
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Plushie
When life gives you Emails.
Hello everyone.
You know me as Naruto's plushie but in all actuality I'm his lover...
For you see...
Hehehehe,
Stares wide eye at all the forks watching crazy plushie right now.
I control everything that happens here.
Simply put it I am god.
O.....O
So you better bow to the plushie and never piss me off.
I know fox fire!! I have been watching Inuyasha! Shippo is my number one fan!!
Huggles very own shippo doll.
Say hi shippy,
Makes a hand wave.
Now where was I?
Yes, yes...ahh...yes...I am Naruto's lover.
He thinks I'm stuff, dead, an unmoving figure.
But we all know thats not true right?
Right?
Cough.
Stop laughing at me fools!!!
THE TIME IS NEAR!!!
Turning to the thousands of dolls all about the bedroom, plushie foxy stood tall, almost ready for battle himself.
The time is near!!! GO! GO MY MINIONS AND RULE THE WORLD FOR ME!!!
Squeak,
Squeak,
Squeak,
HAI! HAI! CAPTAIN!!! Everyone of them shouted, saluating to the plushie fox as all of them started filing out.
Twitch,
Twitch...
This is not Pirates of the Caribbean.
Morons.
Everything went completely quiet when they heard the front door open and closed, making all dolls panic in a frenzy.
CRAP!! SCRAMBLE! Its the master!!!
Every doll in the room ran for coverage, racing quickly to hide as the sound of their owner coming closer and closer. Foxy plushie grabbed hold of a Gaara looking mini doll and tugged him forward.
Later, my quarters.
Smirk.
Smacking his butt, he sends him off before jumping to his original postion on one of Naruto's pillows.
SHHHHH!!! He hush them, going to doll mode just as Naruto walked in.
Yawn...Sigh...why does school have to be so hard? Naruto flop down onto his bed, turning eyes to his plushie.
Picks up plushie,
Holds it close.
Your the only good thing in my life plushie doll..
Naruto said it in the most loving way that it made it seem like the damn thing was alive.
Sitting up, Naruto didn't notice the evil/smirk on the fox's lips before...TOOO LATE!!!
SLICE,
CHOP,
ZINK!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Naruto drop over dead, head loll off around the floor coming to complete stop when foxy landed on his disguarded head.
BROTHERS! SISTERS! COME OUT AND REJOYCE!! THE IDIOT IS DEAD! LET US DRINK HIS BLOOD AND HAVE WILD, WILD SEX BEFORE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!
Screech the fox, proclaimed as every doll came back out...
HALE TO DAVE!!!!!!!!! They all cheered, basking in the blood splattering around the room...
Sweat drops...
Twitch,
Twitch...
But I'm FOXY!!!
FOXY!!!!!
DAMNIT LISTEN TO ME!!!! Foxy screech, halting anymore noises when a half dress Gaara he's been eyeing before
walked pass him...
DROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Oh well!! If you can't beat them, join them!!! HALE TO ME DAVE!!!
Foxy plushie runs off after Gaara!
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Like it? Hate it?? GAH!! APRIL FOOLS GUYS!!! Hope you liked the little joke, lol Naruto isn't dead and the doll isn't alive so no worries!! HAHAHAHA I hope enjoyed this little one here! Delicated to everyone asking for Plushies very own chapter! LOL. LOVE U GUYS! See ya next time soon!
Hello everyone.
You know me as Naruto's plushie but in all actuality I'm his lover...
For you see...
Hehehehe,
Stares wide eye at all the forks watching crazy plushie right now.
I control everything that happens here.
Simply put it I am god.
O.....O
So you better bow to the plushie and never piss me off.
I know fox fire!! I have been watching Inuyasha! Shippo is my number one fan!!
Huggles very own shippo doll.
Say hi shippy,
Makes a hand wave.
Now where was I?
Yes, yes...ahh...yes...I am Naruto's lover.
He thinks I'm stuff, dead, an unmoving figure.
But we all know thats not true right?
Right?
Cough.
Stop laughing at me fools!!!
THE TIME IS NEAR!!!
Turning to the thousands of dolls all about the bedroom, plushie foxy stood tall, almost ready for battle himself.
The time is near!!! GO! GO MY MINIONS AND RULE THE WORLD FOR ME!!!
Squeak,
Squeak,
Squeak,
HAI! HAI! CAPTAIN!!! Everyone of them shouted, saluating to the plushie fox as all of them started filing out.
Twitch,
Twitch...
This is not Pirates of the Caribbean.
Morons.
Everything went completely quiet when they heard the front door open and closed, making all dolls panic in a frenzy.
CRAP!! SCRAMBLE! Its the master!!!
Every doll in the room ran for coverage, racing quickly to hide as the sound of their owner coming closer and closer. Foxy plushie grabbed hold of a Gaara looking mini doll and tugged him forward.
Later, my quarters.
Smirk.
Smacking his butt, he sends him off before jumping to his original postion on one of Naruto's pillows.
SHHHHH!!! He hush them, going to doll mode just as Naruto walked in.
Yawn...Sigh...why does school have to be so hard? Naruto flop down onto his bed, turning eyes to his plushie.
Picks up plushie,
Holds it close.
Your the only good thing in my life plushie doll..
Naruto said it in the most loving way that it made it seem like the damn thing was alive.
Sitting up, Naruto didn't notice the evil/smirk on the fox's lips before...TOOO LATE!!!
SLICE,
CHOP,
ZINK!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Naruto drop over dead, head loll off around the floor coming to complete stop when foxy landed on his disguarded head.
BROTHERS! SISTERS! COME OUT AND REJOYCE!! THE IDIOT IS DEAD! LET US DRINK HIS BLOOD AND HAVE WILD, WILD SEX BEFORE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!
Screech the fox, proclaimed as every doll came back out...
HALE TO DAVE!!!!!!!!! They all cheered, basking in the blood splattering around the room...
Sweat drops...
Twitch,
Twitch...
But I'm FOXY!!!
FOXY!!!!!
DAMNIT LISTEN TO ME!!!! Foxy screech, halting anymore noises when a half dress Gaara he's been eyeing before
walked pass him...
DROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Oh well!! If you can't beat them, join them!!! HALE TO ME DAVE!!!
Foxy plushie runs off after Gaara!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Like it? Hate it?? GAH!! APRIL FOOLS GUYS!!! Hope you liked the little joke, lol Naruto isn't dead and the doll isn't alive so no worries!! HAHAHAHA I hope enjoyed this little one here! Delicated to everyone asking for Plushies very own chapter! LOL. LOVE U GUYS! See ya next time soon!