Can I See Your Package

Can I See Your Package
Part 11

By now I’m sure it is established that I don’t own Naruto and this is a crack-fic which means it should probably not be viewed by anyone, but I said what the hell, and decided to post. Of course that means it is NC-17, I really don’t think that will change....

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Lee threw his bag on the bed and began packing like a rocket was lit under his ass. He was fucking excited He was getting away from the pervy spies in the village and that made him want to dance So when Gaara walked in and saw his boyfriend dancing like a drunken prom date in his underwear, the red head was trying very ~very~ hard to not laugh hysterically.

“Uh...Lee...” Lee jumped three feet in the air (literally because he’s a ninja and can do shit like that) and screamed like a pansy running into the closet and slamming the door. Gaara’s imaginary eyebrows quirked as he walked over to the closet. “Lee come out of the closet....” He heard a long suffering sigh.

“I don’t want to come out of the closet, you’ll just laugh at me.So why don’t you just go away?” Gaara could feel an aneurism coming on as he held in his laughter.

“Um Lee...pfft!” He couldn’t stand it as he cried with his laughter, his lover could be such a fruity thing at times. He was on the floor as Lee slammed the door open.

“Hey don’t laugh at me!” Of course he was saying this with his hands on his hips with his tighty whities and his leg wamers on. This just made the red head laugh even harder especially when he noticed that the day of the week was stitched into the front of the underpants.

“Oh stop please! I’m going to ~die~!” Lee was not happy, this was just like that one time Gaara had caught him dancing to the ‘Thong Song’ in nothing ~but~ his leg warmers. Now that had been embarrassing considering at that time they weren’t even dating yet. Though now that Lee thought of it, that was the first night Gaara saw him naked, it was also the first time they fucked, but that’s besides the point.

“Gaara Come on I’m just excited that we get to go on a little vacation to get away for a while.” Gaara climbed to his feet wiping away the tears. Seriously his love was so ~gay~ in every sense of the word. Of course Gaara was glad for that, it gave him something to laugh at, and the sex wasn’t bad either...

“I know, I’m excited too, just not as excited as you apparently...” Lee glared and waited for the shorter boy to turn around before he attacked. He flew across the room and went to tackle Gaara, unfortunately for him Gaara bent down to pick up a sock. Lee cried out as he flew right over the bed and smacked face first into the wall. Gaara stood up quickly and looked over to Lee who slid down the wall. “Lee ” Gaara ran over to his boyfriend and kneeled next to the boy who had ‘x’s over his eyes. “Aww, Lee...” Gaara had the sand pick Lee up and lay him on the bed. Gaara pet Lee’s hair and rolled his eyes. “Well at least you learned your lesson.” Lee’s eyes snapped open as he looked at the red head.

‘I can’t believe that! I smack my ~face~ into a ~wall~ and that’s all you can say? No, ‘oh Lee my beautiful youth are you alright?’ or ‘I’ll make it up to you by giving you the best blow job ever ’” Gaara chuckled as he slid over Lee.

“Is that what you want?” Lee nodded and leaned back.

“Well you did let me hurt the wall with my head.” Gaara sat up with a huff.

“You tried to tackle me!” Lee nodded.

“Yes and landing on you would have been much nicer then doing a swan dive into a solid object like a ~wall~ ” Gaara rolled his eyes.

“Well at least now you know how it feel’s to be Naruto, that idiot is always pulling crap like that.” Lee looked at Gaara with a raised eyebrow.

“Please don’t ~ever~ compare me to him again, that’s just wrong.” Gaara grinned and ran his hand up Lee’s chest and then leaned in and kissed him.

“Trust me baby, you are ~nothing~ like Naruto., not with this body anyway.” Gaara grinned as he leaned down and kissed Lee again. “So how bout that blow job now?” Lee grinned as he ran his hand through the soft red hair.

“Sounds like a plan.” The shorter boy grinned as he slid back over Lee’ thighs.

“You know you really do look sexy in this.” he slid his hands under the elastic of the underwear Lee was wearing. Lee smirked slightly even as his breath quickened.

“Well I know you like little to be left to the imagination.” Gaara grinned and kissed his lovers abdomen before pulling the piece of cloth down over his hips. There is stood in all it’s glory, the little trouble maker. Lee let out an aggravated sigh. “Lovey, are you just going to stare at it all night or should I just finish it myself?” Gaara glared and licked at the head of his cock.

“Silence!” Lee blinked then nodded as Gaara took his time dragging his tongue down the length, following the vein. Lee gasped as the moist warmth of Gaara’s mouth suddenly enveloped him. The sand-nin smirked mentally as he moved down as far as he could, deep throating the throbbing flesh. He was slightly disappointed he couldn’t get the whole thing but he rather not try and choke, that was a perfect way to ruin the moment. Gaara glanced up as he felt a hand in his hair, it was encouraging put didn’t force. Lee groaned as he looked down into crystal eyes.

“God Gaara, you’re amazing!” Gaara moaned around Lee as he reached into his ouwn pants. It was really hot to see Lee wriggling slightly to get Gaara to suck on him harder or faster. Gaara closed his eyes as he touched himself his finger messaging the hardened member. Lee groaned loudly as he noticed Gaara’s hands between his own legs. “Gaara, oh yeah baby...” Gaara whimpered as he quickened the pace on himself and Lee. “I’m gonna cum Gaara!” Gaara moaned softly as Lee came. He swallowed quickly and was close to climaxing himself when Lee sat up and pushed Gaara onto his back. “Oh no, I’m going to finish this.” Gaara gripped the sheets as Lee ripped of the pants and basically attacked the smaller boy.

“Nnn! Lee!” Lee swallowed him whole, his tongue pressing hard onto the rigid length. Gaara whimpered and thrust his hips up. Lee quickly threw an arm over his lover’s waist to stop the movement then quickly pulled his mouth over just the tip and sucked. Gaara writhed as his thigh muscles twitched and he cried out as he came. Lee made sure to swallow every last drop then slowly pulled away. He looked up at Gaara and licked his lips, Gaara fell bonelessly to the bed. Lee slid over next to Gaara and kissed him. “Thank you.” Lee grinned as he threw an arm over Gaara’s waist.

“Well you started it so thank you.” Gaara smiled and stretched.

“So when do you think we should leave?” Lee sat up and realized through the heat of the moment his bag was on the floor along with his clothes. He frowned slightly then turned to his lover.

“Well you’re the boss, so I’m guessing whenever your ready.” Gaara grinned and leaned up to kiss the black haired boy.

“I love that you are so obedient!” Lee pouted and rolled his eyes.

“I’m not your bitch Gaara, no matter what you say.” The red head smiled and nuzzled his love’s neck.

“If you want to keep fucking me you better be my bitch.” Lee sighed and nodded slightly.

“Fine, but I’m only admitting it so I still have access to that sweet ass of yours.” Gaara smirked.

“Right, whatever you say love...”

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Lee was swinging both his and Gaara’s bags as Gaara glared and crossed his arms. Lee looked over to him and frowned.

“What’s wrong honey?”

“That weird kid was staring at you.” Lee stopped and looked around.

“Um Gaara, your going ro have to be ~way~ more specific than that, I mean when you say weird...that doesn’t really help me.” Gaara sighed in annoyance.

“That kid who looks like Sasuke’s clone.” Lee frowned and looked at Gaara.

“Wait...Sai??” Lee looked in the direction where he saw the black haired kid. He was sitting on a bench smiling...smiling at apparently nothing. “Uh Gaara, how can you tell, I mean does he even have eyes?” Gaara smirked as Lee squinted to look at the boy on the bench. “Plus I think he may be mildly retarded. He’s just smiling...at nothing...” Gaara wanted to laugh, oh he wanted to laugh so badly. Lee had said it so seriously, as if he was a doctor diagnosing a patient. “I don’t see how you could tell he was looking at me.” Gaara shook his head grinning, it wasn’t even worth getting mad over that kid apparently.

“Let’s just go I’m sure sooner-or-later everyone is going to notice we’re leaving and then...” Before he could finish he was pushed out of the way and Lee was tackled to the ground.

“Sakura??” Gaara glared as he got up off the ground. The pink haired girl was smiling at Lee as she settled onto his stomach. “Sakura...What are you doing?”

“I heard from Ino, who heard from TenTen, who heard from Neji that you were leaving for a while. Why are you leaving?” Gaara glared harder as if to burn the girl with invisible lasers. Oh he was so going to rip those pupil-less eyes out of that girly boys head.

“Um Sakura, I.... well I’m just going on a little vacation because I want to well....” Gaara rolled his eyes and walked over, he bitch slapped Sakura off of his lover and helped Lee up.

“He wants to get away from you morons for a little. You’re all obsessed with his penis and I’m tired of it. This is mine!” He pointed to Lee’s crotch as he shouted. “You hear that, it’s mine! Mine!” He began to laugh maniacally causing Lee, Sakura, and everyone within a ten foot radius to back up.

“Lovey...Why don’t we just go now ok?” Lee quickly grabbed Gaara who was still laughing and dragged him away. Oh yeah, it was going to be fun getting out of this village...

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A/N: Ok so the next part Gaara and Lee will be leaving Konoha for a little, that should be interesting. Anyway hope you enjoyed! Feedback is always welcome. Oh and i just want to thank everyone who has reviewed! Thank you <3