Naruto: the way of the demon

Chapter12: A vengefulday for the Fox and company

Hinata went to sleep after her rather exausting demonstation with Hera who promtaly left her niece and proceded to the Dreu city.

Meanwhile the Kyubii was starting to make the human form clone, and dicieded to make it look like the form he and naruto take when fused.

The Kyubii then howled and the clone apeared. the kyubii then howled again and a door apeared telling the clone to go to the city of demons dreu city and wait by the gates for Hera.

apon arival the clone noticed hera was there already and then pounched its chest dispelling for a short moment then having a simmilar figure take its place. then the voice of the kyubii saying" got to love Translocation clones. yet I only have not even a nineth of my chakra I still am sort of out of naruto. most of my chakra is there maintaining my normal body"

"so if I hit you and you'll be dissmissed like any other clone?" the demmoness asked

"No but you would hurt me..."

"good!" was all the hyuga said be for leting loose a barage of mind numbing attacks at the kyubii.

"Now you are forgiven. Now lets eat."

they made there way thought the city with Hera guiding the Kyubii getting looks from demons and demonesses mainly that the kyubii was in town, but some were thinking maybe hes freed or, who is that with him.

they reached Orochimaru's restront to be greeted by Orochimaru him self who gawked at who was at his restront Orochi maru also Looked diferent. he no longer sported the Pale skin and Kimono with the purple cord. He now sported a tan SHort black hair, what seemed to be a normal human toung, yet it was still purple. he also was wearing a Red tuxeto the jacket open showing a black Shirt with a yellow tie, white cuffs cuffs, and a clearly visible black armband that said in deep yellow letters " will not come off dont even try, you are under probation." Orochimaru Escorted the Kyubii and his date to there booth and stated "So Your the Kyubii? I expected you to look more like ahhh, welll... a fox then a human... any ways what whould the two of you like to order?" Handing them both a menu then promptly asked one of his waiters to get a chair for the owner.

"Uhh why are you sitting at our table Orochimaru?" The fox asked.

"Simple I am a changed man after I died I was freed by that curse that was placed on me and also with Kabuto. Im no longer evil but the Demon Counsel doesent belive me."

"Did you say a you were given a curse?" Hera quizically asked.

"Yes, It was by a clan in the Village hidden in the mist, ohh what was that clans name... Sona... something Ohh yes Sonagani they had this blood line that I had never seen before. they wanted me to gain control of the Sone-somthing so they could gain a more power full blood line by having children with one of the users it... im sorry I cant remember it has been far to long.."

"You dont mean the Sonegon do you?" asked the fox.

"Yes, yes it was the Sonegon I was trying to get the Lucefen heir's body as my own becouse they had commanded me to do so well atleast the last thing I was commanded to do. Ohh what was there blood line called...Think Orochimaru think!Debi... no deai... Ohh yes it was deai-sharen. Thats what it was I was told I would be rewared by being free from them as soon as I got the power of the Sonegon."

the two demons looked at eachother from across the Booth and both stated two different things.

The kyubii said "Tetsuya must know be told of this!"
WHile the demoness said "Im hungery lets order!"

"are you serious We have to tell tetsuya what we just learned, this is more important then food...*grumble, grumble, grumble* ughhh I havent eaten anything in years!... fine we'll order but we will have to tell tetsuya what we learned after."

they herd a voice from the Booth behind them " No need let loose have some fun you two I heard what orochimaru siad. isnt it Strange that we both picked this place for a date right Sarena?"

"No you listened in on the thier convorsation two days ago and decided to follow them remember?"

"Oh yea!" Tetsuya said cuckling. "Say lets go get some more sushi this place has the best I have ever had. Complements the the chef! HEY KABUTO SORRY FOR KILLIN' YA IF I KNEW YOU WERE THIS GOOD AT MAKING SUSHI I WOULD HAVE HAD YOU WORK FOR ME!" Yet again tetsuya was chuckling

A shy Waitress apeared behind Orochimaru. She had Purple hair set framing her face with a rather long pony tail set off to the left side of her head. She had on a black and white maid's Uniform with a silver plater in her arms holding it( think of the maids you sometimes see in anime apoligizing with a plater in there hands for a better idea) aswell as cream colored skin and a large purple eyes. "Ehh Orochimaru that man behind your booth has drank all the Sake the house has... he is gonna hate his bill... and Customers are quite pissed that they cant drink any more Sake."

"Ohh its ok Mimi" Orochimaru said lovingly(totaly out of charactor but this is Orochimaru's girl!) then continued "He's an esteemed guest here his bill is on me! I thank him because with out him I never would have met you!"

"your welcome! and thanks I now dont have to worrie about the bill!"

He then wispered something to Sarena and the two left the restront Heading who knows wear.

"From what I heard the lucefen's can only get slightly drunk no mater how much alcohal they consume, any ways if you two want you can stay at the hotel next door after you have ate tell them "The snake bites at midnight" and you will be given my quest room I do own that hotel aswell. any ways what would you like to order?"

"ehhhh ill take the... hmm this looks good but the price is a bit steep...what do you think Hera the "Lovers Rib special" looks nice right?"

"Ohh dont worrie about the price for you its free after all you are the legendary Kyubii!"

"well in that case because I havent eaten in about fifteen years ill take one of every thing on the menu!" Drool dripping off the Kyubii's mouth.

Looking rather pissed at the Kyubii Hera said "and ill have the Supreme salad with a side of honey glazed ham"

they herd kabuto's voice in the kitchen yell " AT LEAST ONE OF YOU TAKES MY COOKING LIGHTLY IM GONNA BE HERE FOR HOURS!!!" they then herd kabuto cry mostlikly the only time any one has ever."wait im a ninja and thankfully unlike Orochimaru... MUTLI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"

NOTE IF YOU DONT WANT TO LEARN A SHIT TON OF INFORMATION ON COOKING SKIP THIS SECTION! THOUGH IT COULD HELP YOU IMPRESS SOME ONE YOU LIKE! BY GIVING THEM VERY GREAT FOOD AND FOOD IN SOMECOUNTRYS IS A SIGN OF HOW MUCH YOU LIKE SOME ONE(I think)!!!!!!!!

Several coppies of the med-nin gone chef poped in to existance wile Kabuto gave them all a dish to work on he had two clones work on sauces, then he broke the sauce team down further having one work on ruox(a mixture of equal flower and butter (Pronoucned Rue)) then he had one work on the main sauces that would in each dish though mainly consisting of homemade Katchup, barbaque sauce and cheese dip they would be a team for every great chef knows you cant make a sauce with out a ruox. He then told the sauce team to get to work.

He then made Twenty clones for dish colection and cleaning.

He had six clones working on choping the vegtables and meats. Kabuto had three work with vegtables one asigned to clean the greens and colors(Something that should always be done with vegtables.(And yes I am having an entire section on cooking (hope you get hungery heheheh))) While the other two would cut the vegetables to the sizes. One would Julean( a thin by long cut (think of match sticks), celary and onions and carots and also torsene potatos( a rather complex cut that took me about a week and over 100 lbs of potatos to get down!!( It is often used in fancy expencive stews(its eccentualy a eight sided two pointed cut down of a vegtable(16 sides).(And who said the lead up to the first lemon couldent be educational? Hmmm tell me!)))) along with slicing mushrooms and herbs. while the other would hand the finished products to the Main cooking team.

The other three would be workign with meats. One would clean, and inspect the meats, aswell as check the meats tenderness for the dish if the tenderness was not met for that dish it would pound it to the right tenderness. The second would fillet, mince, and cut the meats to the length, and size needed for the dish, then hand them to the third that would then hand it to the Main cooking team.

The Main cooking team consisted of eight clones in all. The first using olive oil or peanut oil to make buanua(1st off I havent spelled that word in two years!(second it is pronaouced Burn-wa( third it consists of 1/3 carrots 1/3 cellary 1/3 onion( in that order for even cooking.)) then would hand the sauteeed vegetables still in the pan to the second clone who then would add meat and a small amount of stock to the mix cooking then cooking the meat at mid to high heat(there are two ways to make a stock the traditional way puting water in a large vat then. taking bones and meat and many other things that can be cooking scraps such as carrot peels potato peels or even full veetables then simmering on low to medium heat for five to ten hours but(its best to just go over night))or adding a bace and they if I may say are one hell of a hard item to find(i normaly just order them from an online food shipping company not giving examples pm me for more info(AND BULUION IS NOT A BACE IT IS A WAY TO MAKE BULLION NOT A STALK)). That ninja would then give it to the third clone who would add depending on the recipie the herbs,spices, and extra vegetables to the mix then hand the pan to the next clone who would reduce(simmering then taking off the heat to thicken the liquid surreounding the main food) the dish. proptaly after reduction hand it to the fith clone who would turn the meat over and hand it to the sixth clone who would alow the meat to cook under low flame. the seventh clone would then check the tempature making sure it was of safe consumability(ironic that the people eating it would have been dead but hey ya knever know?) then hand it to the eith clone who would prompty take the meat out using tong place it on a pate peapared by the garneshing team and then if the recipie called for he would the sauce that was created in the procses of making the dish to be added atop the meat and then if needed hand it to the garneshing team to have the food garnesed(think of hunters chicken. that is just what I had to do to make hunters chicken in my gormet final exam and I had to do ALL THE STEPS but... I had five hours to do it... and that would be just the test entirty of the test not to mention the Multiplie and short answer portion that I had an hour and half for.)

The garneshing team would be made of two clones one for liquid garnishes(often found at classy restronts normaly made of a form of chocolate on the plate.) and the other was ment for garneshing food to make it look good(lemon zest on a lemon merang pie.)

(Im almost done! stick with me your gonna get some laughing after)

Then there was the barbeque team it consisted of one ninja that just took the meat out of the slow cooker, and gave it to the meat cutting team. (Eh that wasnt near as long right? and it pays quite a bit or so I am told(needing to know what meat is what probably has something to do with that -.-'')

END OF MASSIVE COOKING EXPLENATION(Though I could have made it MUCH LONGER!)

After summoning thirtyseven shadow clones giving each one there orders then each a stack of resipies Kabuto was about ready to pass out. Then said "I wish I would have though of this earlyer now to get back to my sushi bar."

It only took an an hour and forty five minutes for the Kyubii's food to arive and about a about fifteen minutes for the hungery bastared to eat it all down... all one hundred and ninty five pounds.

-flashback-

"Ugh how much longer! im starving!" the Kyubii asked Orochimaru

"I dont know I dont know how to cook." Looking back to see Tons of Kabutos blazing though resipies left and right. Only to scream "KKKKKKKAAAAABBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUTTTTTTOOOOOOOO YOU CAN YOU SHADOW CLONES WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME!!!"

"First off did you have to scream that? Secondly I had forgoten that they hadent sealed all my chakra much like yourslef, and with an order this huge I thought it was necisarry. Kyubii, Hera your food will be ready shortly it looks like the salad and the rest of the dishes are being finsihed now. Though the bulk of the food is in our heated storage unit. Ill make some more clones to bring out the food"

People stood in awe seeing clones coming back and forth carrying plates of food to be set at the now expanded booth.

One rather plump "Rich man" stated " Is that a food challenge? if so may I attempt?"
Then Orochimaru said "Suuuure you have one hour to eat it all or you owe us 1,832,820.99 Ryo for the meal"
the plump "Rich man" went pale and then promptly passed out.

The massive table filled with meats,leafs, roots, and dips bary made enough room for hera's rather small salad, and honney glazed ham.

Hera went rather wide eyed at the amount of carnage being shown in front of her that was scaring off several costomers.

The kyubii brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "Dig in."
All the kyubii was saying was "soo goooooood!" and other things along the lines then he stated " Jeez I hope im not scaring any one." stoped eating to see only Hera the wait staff, the kabu-clones, Kabuto, Orchimaru, the still passed out Plump "Rich man" and a rather large black man in a green shirt and red pants sporting a large afro who promptly stated " OH KAMI THATS ... THATS... OH KAMI!!" Then probably ran faster then he ever has in his afterlife and life.(I call that guy Misur Povlen!(an oc of mine who is a mix of well you probably know already( he will be apearing evey once and awile(as a comic realif along with Person, man, and unknown who wil have different personas each time)))

Hera had been eating her salad and glazed ham civilized and not at all horriffcaly fast unlike her date. Then after she finished she promptly gave Orochimaru bills for 500,000 ryo. walked out told the Kyubii he had better follow her to the hotel or he will be in a world of hurt.

-flashback end-

the sight being shown to the people of Dreu city made the kyubii mostlikely go from one of the most feard creatures in existance to a laughing stalk.

When the kyubii had walked out side of Orochimaru's bar and grill he was grabed by the ear. Hera then pinching her fingers tocause massive pain to cause massive pain to the Kyubii while draging him through every street road and back ally in Dreu, then finaly back to the hotel.

The Kyubii however had thought that that was the only punishment she had in store for him but ohh no he would have to pay over time. That was unknown to him he thoughtbut he gradualy became aware that was his punishment was years of torment. He would suffer as Naruto and Hinata grew closer together.

Finally walking in to the hotel Hera walked up still pinching the Kyubii's ear siad "The Snake Bites at midnight!" The clerk tossed her the keys told her that her room would be the last room in the left wing because the right wing pent house was taken. all said with a poker face. Though as soon as Hera still draging the Kyubii walked away the clerk burst out laughing. Then passed out at what happened next

Every on in the hotel herd what happend next!

Tetsuya was expecting to get some in the pent house but Sarena had told him to start striping on the bed while she went to get some thing.

"TETSUYA IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!"

The right wing penthouse door suddenly flew open and a half naked Tetsuya holding his clothing that he was not wearing in his arms. running from a rather pissed sertine violet haired succubus who had a steel rod five feet long running after her lover. She got close enough to bash Tetsuya on the skull with the rod. Though it was half way down Lucen Bolivard.

Meanwile as Tetsuya is getting the shit beat out of him for letting his girlfriends best friend give him head.

-minewile at the estate-
"HEH HAHAHAHAH HE HAAA AHHH!" a certine Umber haired succu-nyph started lauging as she saw Shino undress.

"Are you laughing at me? I Know im small but not laughable..."

"No kami, no its just the right size im just laughing at whats happening to Tetsuya at the moment want to see aswell? if so just put your hand on my head and you will see." then started laughing again.

he put his hand on Faye's head and began to burst out laughing.

What they were seeing was Tetsuya geting beaten by Sarena who was now plunging the pole in to the ground pole vaulting on to her love feet first. Then proceded to Irish river stomp on his back in High heels.

"What could he have done to desive this beating" Shino asked

"Ohh... I dont know."

a Lieing nyph be she

(dont even tell me that if you saw that and knew what the guy did, you would just laugh your ass off, right?)

Hera opend the door, then let go of the kyubii's ear Pushed him inside the room then walked in.

"EVEN THOUGH YOU EMBARRASSED ME AS MUCH AS YOU DID DONT THINK YOU ARNT GETTING SEX!" The Enraged Hyuga screamed. Leaving the Kyubii baffled as she started walking to the bed stripping as she walked.