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Here in My Room
Chapter 11: Here in my Room
Two weeks later…
"Hey, guys, the parents are coming!" hissed Kyuubi from outside the door. "Whatever you're doing in there stop it!"
"We can't, 'ttebayo!" said Naruto. "We're in the middle of something!"
"Surely you can stop!"
"Kyuubi, what are you doing standing outside the door like a stalker, 'ttebane?!"
"Uhh…"
"Shit," Sasuke groaned, looking up just as the door banged open.
Uzumaki Kushina came in, followed by Uchiha Fugaku. They both stopped dead.
"What the hell are you doing!?" they said in tandem.
The two boys looked at them.
"What?" asked Naruto innocently. "Is there something wrong with Sasuke teaching me how to play Texas Hold-'em?"
"It's a gambling game!" said Fugaku. "Something played in casinos! Not for respectable people to be playing!"
"It doesn't always involve money," said the raven-haired teen, trying to placate his father. "Besides, you can only play so many games of Uno Attack and Battleship before you want to go shoot yourself out of boredom."
"Why couldn't you boys play Go Fish, or War, or Twenty-One?" suggested Kushina.
"We've already played those numerous times, 'ttebayo," said Naruto nonchalantly. "Besides, you didn't see a problem with Kyuubi teaching me how to play Rummy. That's a gambling game…"
"Kyuubi, you irresponsible, horrible excuse for a respectable adult!" yelled Kushina. "You've been teaching your brother gambling games!?"
"You can turn any card game into a gambling game with very little imagination, Mom," said Kyuubi, standing in the doorway. "You taught me Hearts and Black Jack!"
Stymied, Kushina stormed out of the room, muttering something about ungrateful children and "boys and their games." The four males in the room looked after her, eyebrows raised.
"I don't see anything wrong with Rummy," muttered Fugaku, walking out.
"What was that about?" asked Itachi, walking in a few seconds after his father got out.
"Something about how all card games are gambling games," said Naruto. "I stopped paying close attention after your dad said something about respectable people. Respectable people bore me."
Sasuke punched his boyfriend hard with his good hand.
"Show some respect for my father, dobe," he sneered, and then growled in frustration. "Goddammit, I hate being stuck in bed! And the area under the cast is so fucking itchy!"
"Maybe you should get Naruto to scratch it for you," Kyuubi quipped, winking pervertedly. "Ouch!" he shouted as Naruto took one of his crutches and whacked him in the crotch with it.
"Get the hell out of our sex life, Nii-san," the blond snapped. "Especially as it seems we've got a better one than you do. How was your toothbrush last night?"
Itachi and Sasuke looked at the blond with their mouths hanging slightly open, then at Kyuubi, who was turning beet red with anger and embarrassment, and then burst out laughing. Kyuubi snarled.
"If you weren't already a cripple," he yelled at Naruto, "I'd come over there and neuter you!"
"Hey hey hey, hands off my cajones, 'ttebayo!" said Naruto defensively, hands over his aforementioned appendages. "I need those! At least I get action! Your toothbrush doesn't count!"
"For your information," said Kyuubi haughtily, "I'm the fucker, not the fuckee."
"Wait, are you gay too?" asked Itachi, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes, even though he was still chuckling.
"No, I'm bi like you, 'ttedana," said Kyuubi. "Why, you wanna see some of this?" He started taking off his shirt, but Naruto threw his other crutch at him, and at the same time Sasuke took his alarm clock from the bedside table and threw that. The two items hit the redhead at the same time, and he fell to the floor, howling in pain.
"Well," said Itachi, smirking, "I guess the answer is a unanimous and resounding no. This case is closed. Well done, detectives."
Naruto saluted, and Sasuke smirked.
"At least until tonight," said Kyuubi, winking.
"What happens tonight?" asked Naruto curiously.
"Ah yes," Itachi said. "We did have an appointment, didn't we?" He directed a sadistically lustful look at Kyuubi. "My room, eight o'clock, Namikaze. Don't be late. And bring the lube."
There was a long silence.
"That is disgusting, Kyuu-nii," stated Naruto.
"Naruto, unhook my lamp," groaned Sasuke.
"Throw anything at me, my dear fool of a little brother," said Itachi serenely, "and I will find the personal pleasure in sadistically torturing you with Britney Spears, Ke$ha, and Beyoncé until the end of time."
The raven-haired teenager paled.
"Anything but that," he pleaded. "Anything but the musical equivalent of the Axis of Evil…"
"I was kidding anyhow."
"Like hell you were," said Naruto, grinning. "I've seen you looking at Kyuu-nii's ass when you think no one else is looking. I think you're trying to imagine what it would feel like to be on the end of his dick."
Itachi blushed and snarled at the blond, but he just smiled innocently. Sasuke tried not to laugh at his older brother's flustered attitude.
"Are you idiots done?" said a bored voice from the doorway, and the males turned around to see Naruko tapping her foot and leaning against the door frame with her arms crossed.
"Yes, we're done."
"Great, because Dad just showed up at the front gate."
The effect that those simple words had on her brothers was galvanizing. Kyuubi jumped up, and Naruto tried but fell out of his chair with a loud thud and a snarled "sonofabitch!"
"Dad?" said Kyuubi, his face pale. "As in, mayor of Konoha Namikaze Minato Dad?"
"Do we have another father?" asked Naruko irritably. "Yes, idiot!"
"Holy shit!" said Naruto, grabbing for his crutches, but his brother got to them first and held them out of his reach.
"Are you gonna hit me with them again?" he asked.
"I will if you don't give them back, 'ttebayo!" snarled the blond.
"But if you don't have them, then how can you do that, 'ttedana?" asked Kyuubi.
"I'll tackle you and then grab them and beat the shit out of you afterwards."
"Wrong response, little bro," replied his brother, grinning sadistically. "OW!" he yelled as for the second time in five minutes a long appendage connected with his crotch, namely Naruko's foot.
"Give Naru-nii his crutches or I will beat you so far down into the ground that you'll have to use a hundred-meter-long rope to get back up," she threatened.
"I'm gonna get killed by my siblings, 'ttedana," Kyuubi sobbed to Itachi as he gave Naruto his crutches. Then they all got out of the room as quickly as they could, leaving the two Uchihas behind. Sasuke took this time to grab his inhaler and take a few puffs from the small device; he still couldn't catch his breath after the laughing fit.
After a moment, Itachi came over and took the seat that Naruto had so recently vacated.
"It's still warm," he said with a straight face.
"I swear," muttered his younger brother, "hanging around Naruto's sad excuse for an older brother is dropping your IQ."
"What, and dating Naruto doesn't drop yours?"
"My IQ was already low to begin with," joked the raven-haired teen.
"Well, at least you've finally admitted it," murmured Itachi.
"You know, the idea of suffering through your idea of good music doesn't sound so bad anymore when I think about you rolling on the floor in pain like Kyuubi was just doing," griped his younger brother. "You are an asshole."
Itachi rolled his eyes.
"So how is the recovery going?" he asked, his voice taking on a more serious tone.
"Sometimes I feel extremely dizzy, and that usually prefaces a full-blown migraine," replied the younger Uchiha, "but it's getting better. Still can't be the fucker or the fuckee, as Kyuubi so eloquently put it…"
"Too much information," said Itachi, shuddering. "Focus, Sasuke. You do remember what almost happened when Father found out I was bisexual, right?"
"Please," said the raven, "how could I forget? First he got most prized katana from the wall and told you to get the hell off his property, that he wouldn't have that kind of unnaturalness in the Uchiha clan, and then he threatened to disown you, and then Mom came in and they got into a huge fight that almost started World War III, which climaxed in her threatening to take you, me, Yuki, Hime, and the stuff she'd brought along to their marriage and divorce his sorry ass. Then he called Shisui and excommunicated him from the clan and sent him off to the United States. He calmed down after that if I recall correctly…"
Itachi sweatdropped.
"How the hell can you remember all of that?" he asked incredulously. "You were only eight!"
"I have a photographic memory, remember?" said Sasuke, tapping his temple with the fingertips of his good hand. "So if this is about me coming out to Father about being gay and in a relationship with Naruto, I'm not doing that until Naruto and I have at least the Sea of Japan between us and him. Or at least until I'm fully healed."
"Well, at least I know my foolish little brother isn't suicidal," joked the raven-haired man.
"Hey," rejoined the aforementioned little brother, "foolish doesn't necessarily equate to being suicidal."
Just then a loud racket erupted from the end of the hall: a cacophony of screaming and yelling, followed by the sound of something metallic dropping. Both brothers jumped, and Itachi grabbed a gun and ran to the door.
"Itachi, what the hell is happening?" Sasuke yelled frantically.
Itachi looked down the hall for a minute and then his shoulders sagged.
"It's the mayor. And it looks like your boyfriend has reverted to a two-year-old mentality."
"'Reverted to'?" said Sasuke, raising an eyebrow. "He's always been like that, even before we started dating."
"Naruto… Naruko… Get off of me… And Kyuubi, explain why the hell your younger brother is on crutches with a cast on his leg."
Just then a red streak flashed by the door, and there was a loud thump.
"MINATO YOU BASTARD! I WAS SO WORRIED, 'TTEBANE!"
"Hey, Kushina, don't do that; I've already got the twins hanging off of me like I'm their personal jungle gym again… Kind of like they did when they were two."
Itachi snorted.
"The imagery that puts in my head is extremely overblown. It reminds me of the way you used to hang on to Mother whenever she got home from work… Uh, Sasuke? Are you okay?"
Sasuke's eyes were hidden by his bangs, but Itachi didn't miss the lone tear.
"Sometimes it's not fair how the world works," he said, a slight tremor coloring his voice. "Naruto's family is together and alive, and this family couldn't even keep it together in the best of times. Forget about it now, because Mom's dead."
"Hey, it's not your fault that Mother's dead," said Itachi, taking a seat on his brother's bed and putting his hand over the smaller, paler one.
"Yes it is!" yelled Sasuke, facing his brother. "The day that she died, Naruto went to the city hall to figure out what happened to his parents. I don't blame him; I wanted to do the same thing. So Kyuubi, Naruko, Inuzuka Kiba and I went to go get him back. Maybe if I'd waited until we were all the way up the stairs to greet Mom, it wouldn't have happened. But she ran down the stairs, and she got bitten." Tears slid quickly down his face. "She died in my fucking arms, Itachi. And then I had to run her through when she came back!" He completely broke down.
Itachi held his little brother, horrified and guilt-ridden. He couldn't have known, but he wished he had been there so that maybe Sasuke wouldn't have been subjected to the trauma of having to kill their mother. He wished he could take it all away.
Sasuke was right. It wasn't fair.
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Sasuke: -Facepalms- You're an idiot. -_-
Me: -Mimicking- You're an idiot. 8)
Sasuke: Really? #-_-
Me: -Mimicking- Really? 8)
Sasuke: -Sighs- I am an annoying douchebag with no life. -_-
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Sasuke: -Veins throbbing in his forehead- #-_- I'm going to kill her. I really am.
Naruto: Can I help you? -.-
Me: 8) If you do that, then I can't finish the story.
Naruto: :( Dammit…
Me: I WIN! AGAIN! 8D –More victory dance-
Sasuke: #-_- Way to go, usuratonkachi.
Naruto: -Sheepishly- Sorry… ^.^'
Me: I'm also not even half done with the story, I don't think, so you still have to endure my craziness and immaturity if you want to finish this story! So review! 8D
Sasuke: -Facepalms- #-_-
Two weeks later…
"Hey, guys, the parents are coming!" hissed Kyuubi from outside the door. "Whatever you're doing in there stop it!"
"We can't, 'ttebayo!" said Naruto. "We're in the middle of something!"
"Surely you can stop!"
"Kyuubi, what are you doing standing outside the door like a stalker, 'ttebane?!"
"Uhh…"
"Shit," Sasuke groaned, looking up just as the door banged open.
Uzumaki Kushina came in, followed by Uchiha Fugaku. They both stopped dead.
"What the hell are you doing!?" they said in tandem.
The two boys looked at them.
"What?" asked Naruto innocently. "Is there something wrong with Sasuke teaching me how to play Texas Hold-'em?"
"It's a gambling game!" said Fugaku. "Something played in casinos! Not for respectable people to be playing!"
"It doesn't always involve money," said the raven-haired teen, trying to placate his father. "Besides, you can only play so many games of Uno Attack and Battleship before you want to go shoot yourself out of boredom."
"Why couldn't you boys play Go Fish, or War, or Twenty-One?" suggested Kushina.
"We've already played those numerous times, 'ttebayo," said Naruto nonchalantly. "Besides, you didn't see a problem with Kyuubi teaching me how to play Rummy. That's a gambling game…"
"Kyuubi, you irresponsible, horrible excuse for a respectable adult!" yelled Kushina. "You've been teaching your brother gambling games!?"
"You can turn any card game into a gambling game with very little imagination, Mom," said Kyuubi, standing in the doorway. "You taught me Hearts and Black Jack!"
Stymied, Kushina stormed out of the room, muttering something about ungrateful children and "boys and their games." The four males in the room looked after her, eyebrows raised.
"I don't see anything wrong with Rummy," muttered Fugaku, walking out.
"What was that about?" asked Itachi, walking in a few seconds after his father got out.
"Something about how all card games are gambling games," said Naruto. "I stopped paying close attention after your dad said something about respectable people. Respectable people bore me."
Sasuke punched his boyfriend hard with his good hand.
"Show some respect for my father, dobe," he sneered, and then growled in frustration. "Goddammit, I hate being stuck in bed! And the area under the cast is so fucking itchy!"
"Maybe you should get Naruto to scratch it for you," Kyuubi quipped, winking pervertedly. "Ouch!" he shouted as Naruto took one of his crutches and whacked him in the crotch with it.
"Get the hell out of our sex life, Nii-san," the blond snapped. "Especially as it seems we've got a better one than you do. How was your toothbrush last night?"
Itachi and Sasuke looked at the blond with their mouths hanging slightly open, then at Kyuubi, who was turning beet red with anger and embarrassment, and then burst out laughing. Kyuubi snarled.
"If you weren't already a cripple," he yelled at Naruto, "I'd come over there and neuter you!"
"Hey hey hey, hands off my cajones, 'ttebayo!" said Naruto defensively, hands over his aforementioned appendages. "I need those! At least I get action! Your toothbrush doesn't count!"
"For your information," said Kyuubi haughtily, "I'm the fucker, not the fuckee."
"Wait, are you gay too?" asked Itachi, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes, even though he was still chuckling.
"No, I'm bi like you, 'ttedana," said Kyuubi. "Why, you wanna see some of this?" He started taking off his shirt, but Naruto threw his other crutch at him, and at the same time Sasuke took his alarm clock from the bedside table and threw that. The two items hit the redhead at the same time, and he fell to the floor, howling in pain.
"Well," said Itachi, smirking, "I guess the answer is a unanimous and resounding no. This case is closed. Well done, detectives."
Naruto saluted, and Sasuke smirked.
"At least until tonight," said Kyuubi, winking.
"What happens tonight?" asked Naruto curiously.
"Ah yes," Itachi said. "We did have an appointment, didn't we?" He directed a sadistically lustful look at Kyuubi. "My room, eight o'clock, Namikaze. Don't be late. And bring the lube."
There was a long silence.
"That is disgusting, Kyuu-nii," stated Naruto.
"Naruto, unhook my lamp," groaned Sasuke.
"Throw anything at me, my dear fool of a little brother," said Itachi serenely, "and I will find the personal pleasure in sadistically torturing you with Britney Spears, Ke$ha, and Beyoncé until the end of time."
The raven-haired teenager paled.
"Anything but that," he pleaded. "Anything but the musical equivalent of the Axis of Evil…"
"I was kidding anyhow."
"Like hell you were," said Naruto, grinning. "I've seen you looking at Kyuu-nii's ass when you think no one else is looking. I think you're trying to imagine what it would feel like to be on the end of his dick."
Itachi blushed and snarled at the blond, but he just smiled innocently. Sasuke tried not to laugh at his older brother's flustered attitude.
"Are you idiots done?" said a bored voice from the doorway, and the males turned around to see Naruko tapping her foot and leaning against the door frame with her arms crossed.
"Yes, we're done."
"Great, because Dad just showed up at the front gate."
The effect that those simple words had on her brothers was galvanizing. Kyuubi jumped up, and Naruto tried but fell out of his chair with a loud thud and a snarled "sonofabitch!"
"Dad?" said Kyuubi, his face pale. "As in, mayor of Konoha Namikaze Minato Dad?"
"Do we have another father?" asked Naruko irritably. "Yes, idiot!"
"Holy shit!" said Naruto, grabbing for his crutches, but his brother got to them first and held them out of his reach.
"Are you gonna hit me with them again?" he asked.
"I will if you don't give them back, 'ttebayo!" snarled the blond.
"But if you don't have them, then how can you do that, 'ttedana?" asked Kyuubi.
"I'll tackle you and then grab them and beat the shit out of you afterwards."
"Wrong response, little bro," replied his brother, grinning sadistically. "OW!" he yelled as for the second time in five minutes a long appendage connected with his crotch, namely Naruko's foot.
"Give Naru-nii his crutches or I will beat you so far down into the ground that you'll have to use a hundred-meter-long rope to get back up," she threatened.
"I'm gonna get killed by my siblings, 'ttedana," Kyuubi sobbed to Itachi as he gave Naruto his crutches. Then they all got out of the room as quickly as they could, leaving the two Uchihas behind. Sasuke took this time to grab his inhaler and take a few puffs from the small device; he still couldn't catch his breath after the laughing fit.
After a moment, Itachi came over and took the seat that Naruto had so recently vacated.
"It's still warm," he said with a straight face.
"I swear," muttered his younger brother, "hanging around Naruto's sad excuse for an older brother is dropping your IQ."
"What, and dating Naruto doesn't drop yours?"
"My IQ was already low to begin with," joked the raven-haired teen.
"Well, at least you've finally admitted it," murmured Itachi.
"You know, the idea of suffering through your idea of good music doesn't sound so bad anymore when I think about you rolling on the floor in pain like Kyuubi was just doing," griped his younger brother. "You are an asshole."
Itachi rolled his eyes.
"So how is the recovery going?" he asked, his voice taking on a more serious tone.
"Sometimes I feel extremely dizzy, and that usually prefaces a full-blown migraine," replied the younger Uchiha, "but it's getting better. Still can't be the fucker or the fuckee, as Kyuubi so eloquently put it…"
"Too much information," said Itachi, shuddering. "Focus, Sasuke. You do remember what almost happened when Father found out I was bisexual, right?"
"Please," said the raven, "how could I forget? First he got most prized katana from the wall and told you to get the hell off his property, that he wouldn't have that kind of unnaturalness in the Uchiha clan, and then he threatened to disown you, and then Mom came in and they got into a huge fight that almost started World War III, which climaxed in her threatening to take you, me, Yuki, Hime, and the stuff she'd brought along to their marriage and divorce his sorry ass. Then he called Shisui and excommunicated him from the clan and sent him off to the United States. He calmed down after that if I recall correctly…"
Itachi sweatdropped.
"How the hell can you remember all of that?" he asked incredulously. "You were only eight!"
"I have a photographic memory, remember?" said Sasuke, tapping his temple with the fingertips of his good hand. "So if this is about me coming out to Father about being gay and in a relationship with Naruto, I'm not doing that until Naruto and I have at least the Sea of Japan between us and him. Or at least until I'm fully healed."
"Well, at least I know my foolish little brother isn't suicidal," joked the raven-haired man.
"Hey," rejoined the aforementioned little brother, "foolish doesn't necessarily equate to being suicidal."
Just then a loud racket erupted from the end of the hall: a cacophony of screaming and yelling, followed by the sound of something metallic dropping. Both brothers jumped, and Itachi grabbed a gun and ran to the door.
"Itachi, what the hell is happening?" Sasuke yelled frantically.
Itachi looked down the hall for a minute and then his shoulders sagged.
"It's the mayor. And it looks like your boyfriend has reverted to a two-year-old mentality."
"'Reverted to'?" said Sasuke, raising an eyebrow. "He's always been like that, even before we started dating."
"Naruto… Naruko… Get off of me… And Kyuubi, explain why the hell your younger brother is on crutches with a cast on his leg."
Just then a red streak flashed by the door, and there was a loud thump.
"MINATO YOU BASTARD! I WAS SO WORRIED, 'TTEBANE!"
"Hey, Kushina, don't do that; I've already got the twins hanging off of me like I'm their personal jungle gym again… Kind of like they did when they were two."
Itachi snorted.
"The imagery that puts in my head is extremely overblown. It reminds me of the way you used to hang on to Mother whenever she got home from work… Uh, Sasuke? Are you okay?"
Sasuke's eyes were hidden by his bangs, but Itachi didn't miss the lone tear.
"Sometimes it's not fair how the world works," he said, a slight tremor coloring his voice. "Naruto's family is together and alive, and this family couldn't even keep it together in the best of times. Forget about it now, because Mom's dead."
"Hey, it's not your fault that Mother's dead," said Itachi, taking a seat on his brother's bed and putting his hand over the smaller, paler one.
"Yes it is!" yelled Sasuke, facing his brother. "The day that she died, Naruto went to the city hall to figure out what happened to his parents. I don't blame him; I wanted to do the same thing. So Kyuubi, Naruko, Inuzuka Kiba and I went to go get him back. Maybe if I'd waited until we were all the way up the stairs to greet Mom, it wouldn't have happened. But she ran down the stairs, and she got bitten." Tears slid quickly down his face. "She died in my fucking arms, Itachi. And then I had to run her through when she came back!" He completely broke down.
Itachi held his little brother, horrified and guilt-ridden. He couldn't have known, but he wished he had been there so that maybe Sasuke wouldn't have been subjected to the trauma of having to kill their mother. He wished he could take it all away.
Sasuke was right. It wasn't fair.
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Sasuke: Really? #-_-
Me: -Mimicking- Really? 8)
Sasuke: -Sighs- I am an annoying douchebag with no life. -_-
Me: Wow, you actually admitted it… 8D AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN, SUCKER! –Does my victory dance, which is really the same as my special review dance, except with more chicken noises-
Sasuke: -Veins throbbing in his forehead- #-_- I'm going to kill her. I really am.
Naruto: Can I help you? -.-
Me: 8) If you do that, then I can't finish the story.
Naruto: :( Dammit…
Me: I WIN! AGAIN! 8D –More victory dance-
Sasuke: #-_- Way to go, usuratonkachi.
Naruto: -Sheepishly- Sorry… ^.^'
Me: I'm also not even half done with the story, I don't think, so you still have to endure my craziness and immaturity if you want to finish this story! So review! 8D
Sasuke: -Facepalms- #-_-