Inside on the Outside

Anko approached the doors to her office. She was reading a paper the Hokage had given her that morning so she wasn’t paying attention to much else. Anko shoved the key in her door and pulled it open. She looked up.

“Aaaaggh! Oh my god! What the fuck?” Anko dropped her paper and was in a state of complete shock. She had opened up the door to Shizune and Hayate going at it on her desk. “What the fuck are you two sorry assholes doing? This is my fucking office! Why the hell are you two having sex in my office! God, get your ass off my desk and get some pants on! And you, Hayate…you better go soft really fast or I’ll cut that poor excuse for a cock right off you! Damn it you bitch! Your ass was on my shit I have to do today!” Anko finally stopped ranting for a moment to give them both wicked stares of death.

“Anko, please…calm down.” Shizune said clumsily getting dressed.

“Calm down! You’re going to tell me to calm down when you two fuckers were in my office doing what appeared to be a very poor choice in sexual engagement. Listen to me, the only person that fucks in my office is me! And I wouldn’t do that because I don’t want to get caught!” Anko was yelling at both of them and her blood was boiling.

“Anko, we are so, so, so sorry about this. It will never happen again.” Hayate said.

“Damn right it will never happen again or I’ll report both your asses. But, why my office?! Do you have no respect?” Anko had calmed down 2 %.

“Listen, we know we did something very bad, we know we violated your space, we know we have damaged your trust. We were incredibly horny and out of control and I had the master key to the offices and your office was closest. We thought you weren’t coming in this morning.” Hayate explained.

“Anko, we’ll do anything to make it up to you.” Shizune said nearly in tears.

“Uh huh…and you’ll pay me anything to keep me quiet about it.” Anko added with spite. Both Shizune and Hayate shook their heads in agreement. Anko sat at her desk still eyeing them both with evil stares. She pulled out a tablet and began making a list.

“Alright, Shizune…I have a huge load of dirty laundry in my utility room…here’s the key to my apartment I expect it all done, separated and folded by 3:30 today. This is a key to Kakashi’s apartment…go to town and make me a copy.”

“You’re getting a key to Kakashi’s apartment?” Shizune interrupted her. Shizune forgot that no one interrupted Anko when she was pissed off.

“This is not the time for you to ask me questions…this is the time for me to make you both my bitches for the day.” Anko resumed making her list. “Take this stack of letters and mail them before you leave the academy to run my errands. Oh, and Iruka needs these blank forms…drop those off.” Anko tore the paper off of her tablet and gave it to Shizune.

“Now…Hayate…for lunch today I want a bowl of miso with boiled egg and pork and rice on the side. I expect it at 1:00. I need a box of tampons I like the kind with the curved applicator. I need you to go to the market and get bread, whatever fruit is cheapest and noodles. Go to the boutique down town…the lingerie boutique. I have an order that came in today. I expect you to pick it up and drop it off to me here at the academy. I don’t trust you in the house with Shizune. I have three bills that need paid I’ll write you a check…you go downtown and pay them.” Anko opened up her desk.

“I need you to return this tape. It goes to that adult place down on the corner of where the liquor place and the dumpling shop are. Oh and since you’re down that way; I want pina coloda mix, rum and tequila. Now, your final task is to call the hospital and see when they can fit me for my new diaphragm. Make sure you tell me when they want me. I’ll forgive you both but not until you complete all my crap.” Anko handed her list to Hayate who continued reading over it. Anko had purposely given Hayate every job she could think of to make him uncomfortable and Shizune every job that she knew she would hate. They both repeatedly apologized but Anko was uninterested and quickly hurried them both along.

Anko tried to continue to calm down over the fact that she had caught them in her office, her sacred ground. She was most excited about the delivery Hayate would make to her from his lingerie stop. She couldn’t wait to try it on…well what little there was to try on. Anko had a magnificent lingerie collection and fucking the sexiest jounin there was gave her an excuse to buy more. She felt no guilt over her friends running all her errands, after all, they owed her…big time and her rage was still boiling. She had to try and refocus her attention to her work it would alleviate her anger. Anko hated it when people treaded on her turf inappropriately.
She found herself smiling because as she had mentioned earlier, Shizune was making a copy of Kakashi’s apartment key for her. He had given it to her to copy. They had decided that she was spending so much time with him she might as well have her own key, this way she could show up whenever. It was a big step for both of them because neither of them had allowed anyone to get this close into their personal lives. Anko started thinking about how good Kakashi was to her, no one had ever been that good to her. She thought about how good he was for her, how he had told her things about his past that no one else knew. She thought about how her would hold on to her as if someone were going to steal her from his bed, she thought about how simply wanting to get him in bed for one night had changed her life.

Anko’s rage had now subsided; her anger had once again buried itself deep within her. Her face was no longer red with fury and hate. She just realized that her fight response had subsided. Anko sat back in her chair and took a deep breath. Anger wore her out and intense anger made her even more tired. She reached in her drawer and pulled a headache pill out of a bottle. She popped it quickly and allowed her mind to drift once again.