'When life gives you Emails'
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Chapters:
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Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
18
Views:
1,009
Reviews:
130
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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When life gives you Emails.
'....Pale slender, strong fingers tighten there hold, impatient and crud to get to what he wants. The pale raven spreads equally muscles legs of the shy man that he has been wanting since forever. And that is for a very long time, it seems. Since the first day in college to be exact.
"Damien..." The blue eyed blonde called to him, pleadingly. Black irises looked up to meet blue. Both were as naked as the day they were born. Their bodies pressing intimately close; Both staring at one another. The blonde's cock standing proudly at attention to the open air.
"Lie..."He begged.
"Not yet Jacob." The raven purred as his eyes hotly looked over every inch of the blushing, naked boy beneath him.
"But..."
"Shush. I want to taste you first..." He growled, dark eyes locking onto his as he started to lean forward, downwards in the area of the dark tan boys lap. Lips parting, tongue peeking out to take a first swipe at the head of his weeping...'
Naruto was turning redder and redder by the second as he continued to read each smut filled sentence, word after word.
Who knew Sasuke had such a creative side to him?
A smutty side...
Twisted,
And,
Perverted side.
But creative none the less.
And he was just reading the first chapter!!
Splutters,
He swears if he didn't know any better, that it was him and Sasuke in the damn story!!
But that's not possible right?
Right.
Problem solved.
Reaches over to his pillow,
Snatches plushie.
Cuddles and Coo's it close.
This was a safety precaution.
He needs something to keep him safe from Sasuke's perverted-ness!
Shudder,
Blush.
Gods he hate's Sasuke sometimes!!
The tell-a-tale 'You've got mail' rang loud and clear through his speakers.
The heck?
Says it from Sasuke/Uke.
But....
Why not just IM him if he wants to talk?
Okay...He has a bad feeling about this now.
Click,
Click,
Open...
..............
Oh.... My...... GOD, THATS WHY!!!
WHATTTTTTTTTTT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!?!?!?
Is that a picture of his balls?!
One ball sac...But still...!!
SASUKE!!!!!
Turning fifteen degree's red, spluttering, Naruto drops his plushie while trying to stem the nose bleed.
That fucking pervert!!
Hic.
Blue eyes widen in horror.
Oh no....
Hic.
Don't tell him...
Hic,
Hic,
Hic.
He has the hiccups!!
Flailing about, Naruto knocks his laptop over as he falls off the bed.
Thump,
Crash,
Ow...
Moans,
Sits up.
Straightens laptop.
Its a wonder he hasn't broken it ye--
Hic.
Grr...
Naruto suddenly stops, blue eyes narrowing on something at the clutter of his shelves.
Hops up,
Hic,
Places plushie back onto the bed.
Hic.
Oh...
Turns to shelf,
Smack,
Crash,
Pop,
Hic.
Naruto has his webcam!!
Dances.
Hic.
Okay this has to stop. It just won't do.
Growling, Naruto sets camera up before turning it on.
So Sasuke wants to play?
Fine.
Grins evilly.
Moment is ruined by...
Hic.
Damn it he's not suppose to get the hiccups when he see's Sasuke's balls!
The bastard.
What was he thinking??
Two can play at this game.
Smirking, Naruto saves the picture and sends an IM invite to Sasuke to chat.
Picks up plushie.
Sorry plushie.
Plushie is hidden away in the closet.
This was not for the innocent eyes of his plushie.
Hey! His hiccups are gone!
YAY!!!
Dancing around, Naruto throws off ALL his clothes.
Camera in place?
Check.
Sasuke replying back?
xD.
Check.
Face hidden?
Check!
Hops into bed,
Grabs lube from draw.
Shuts draw.
Legs spread out and Naruto grins.
Sasuke won't know what hit him!
Giggles,
Hic.
Oh for fuck sakes.
Let the games begin!!
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Like it? Hate it? GAH! I hope you guys do! AND HAHAHAHA! Omg I wonder if I change your out look on the plushie doll?? Everytime I mention him in the story will you be afraid? Paranoid? *GRINS* then my job is done! WEEE! So glads you guys enjoy it though, including chapter 10! A big warm thank you to MY BETA! Satoyuki! AKA Yuki for short! ^^ Without him I couldn't do my sexy for the day, hehehehe. And also I wanted to delicate this chapter to Hina88! Girly! Please don't be bum out! I hate it when you or anyone is sad! It makes me happy though that I could at least, as little as it seems, make you smile whenever I post up a new chapter. AND I love your stories!!! You have to update sometime! SERIOUSLY! I miss it...I wanna see them get it on finally! HAHAHA *COUGH* Anyway I think thats it! Oh and here's the songs I posted on before but took them down on page11.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_EUWFc251o&feature=PlayList&p=10437FC146F80362&index=2
Something funny,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OHMCxZFvI0&feature=PlayList&p=10437FC146F80362&index=3
Something cools.
Here's the review responses! Hope you guys enjoy this chappie! AND A BIG FAT THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! DANNNGGG! LOL
Tonfa;
Deadly Dreams: Gah I know! He just doesn't get it you know?? But I have a reason for that! LOL I promise! You'll see soon enough! LOL Ttul!! Thanks for reading!
Oni_Chan: Have not! GAH!!! LOL I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH! Just drop me a line sometime kk? I feel hurt! *Winks* LOL glad you liked chapter 10 and...!! LOL now you'll never be able to look at dolls the same again! MY JOB IS DONE! BWUHAHAHAH! LOL LMAO! HAHAHAH LOVE YA! TTUL!
Sweet anime angel: Of course I am! That wasn't the ending! LOL promise! Hope you like this chappie! Ttul!
Moon Master: Gah...I think I have a think my butt hurts from the tackles! LOL Awwww girly *blushs* you just know how to butter me up huh? LOL You don't have to do that! Even though I love the attention! ^^AND HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY PLUSHIE! *Chases after you!* WAHHH! Give it! HAHAHAH Happy April FOOLS! Ttul girly! Love ya! Byes!
Sasuxnarulover: Hope I didn't take too long in updating! I hope you like this chappie! Ttul!! ^^ Thank you for reviewing!
FireFang: LOL thank you! I love doing a funny story more then something so dark you know? Thank you for reviewing!! TTUL!! Keep on reading!
Satoyuki: HAHAHAHA Surprise ya on that one didn't I? Well everyone requested a chappie for the plushie so there ya go!! ^^ Hehehehe Ttul Sat! LOVE YA!
Aff.net;
Zero Falcon: HAHAHAHAH I'm so glads you like it! AND I'm so glads you understand my style of writing for this story! Cause I want you to see more of Sasuke being a prick! And Naruto with more scenes with his plushie! HAHAHAHA Glad you liked the plushie scene! To be honest I think your the one who push me to write it!! AND! I just wanted to say I love your story! Keep on writing!! Your totally to awesome to stop! Ttul! LOVE YA!
Rin: I don't think have mention that the story was the two of them and all you know? Before at the beginning...Mmm maybe I have I'd have to go see myself if I did! LOL And yes your right! THE Cum, Cum Paradise is about Sasuke and Naruto! LOL I hope I made your wish come true in this chapter because...You got what you wanted! Naruto is suspicious but doesn't have a clue! lol Naruto's dumb, somewhat but we all love him! I'm so glads your digging this! Makes me so happy you have no idea! And Naruto's plushie is a fox! ^^ I have mention it but I don't mind saying so again! Thanks for reviewing! Bye byes!
Hina88: Lol I know thats my favorite line too! Naruto is just...funny like that you know? HAHAHAHAH Omg! I wish I seen your face when Sasuke pulled out the lube! I would have died at your expression! I think I am laughing right now between your reaction and everyone elses! LMAO! And no, of course not he doesn't know its naruto's butt or who he is talking to! LOL the suspense is fun that way! ^^ And yeah, sort of kind of chucky moment there! Though I honestly got it from the movie Dead Silence. Don't even know why! HAHAHAH please keep on reading! And thank you for reviewing once again!
SharinganEyes: O.o...Omg you don't like Sasuke much do ya? Cum under his nails? LMAO! HAHAHAHA Omg no!!! I'm not that cruel! That would be so embarassing no matter how much I love to be evil! LOL though I'm glads you like the half butt cheek comment! ^^ And thank ya! Naruto is brilliant that way coming up with witty replies like so! HAHAHAH Ttul!! LOVE YA! Keep on reading!
Sharingan.swirl: Better be reading!! LOL just kidding! Sasuke is attracted to idiots what can I say? LOL And part of me feels bad for plushie...he's gonna smell Naruto soon enough...LOL. HAHAHA Naruto ain't a chicken! He's...well...okay so what? Sasuke can't find out! Not yet anyhow! LOL And you'll see everything soon enough! Thank you so much for reviewing girly! LOVE YA SO MUCH! Ttul!
Animehead: I KNOW!! We all know Sasuke does get his hair and nails done! HAHAHAHA I'm so glad you like this one girly! Hope you like the next chappie! Ttul! LOVE YA!
Spiraling: I did have fun and cup cakes do rock!! YA BABY YA! AWWW DON'T BE AFRAID! It was only a joke! I swear! Naruto's safe! With his head still intact! LMAO! LOL Reguardless though! I still hope you like this chappie anyway!! Ttul!! Byes!
Spriggan_d: O.o...you always have a way of ending your reviews that everytime I have a nosebleed because I look forward to them! HAHAHAHA I know! I know! Ain't it sweet? So much fun here! I can't stand it! GAHHH! Share! I want naruto and sasuke too! *WHINES* LOL LOVE YA! Ttul!
Darling_425: Thank you! Hehehehe I know!!! I hope this answer your question and so much more!! Ttul!!! Keep on reading!
Mino: If I can help encourage anyone to write then I'm happy! I HOPE YOU DO WRITE ANOTHER STORY! Just let me know when you do! I'd wanna read it! LOL You have? I didn't know you have been reading this! GAH! You should have said so! *winks!* Thought I'm happy your saying so now! Please keep on reading! Ttul!
Sadistickiss: GAH! What am I going to do with you? Your just too sweet I want to cuddle and huggle you up! WEEE! LOL thanks! I just...well I love music! I make it my lifes search to find the music! HAHAHA I love ya too! I hope you like this chapter girly! Ttul! Byes!
Pyromaniacs Anonymous: I LOVE YOUR STORIES! LOL GODS! You rock so hard hun! Coolness on ya! I know the style is a little different but I hope that doesn't discourage you from reading! It was so wrong but funny! LOL Ttul! Thanks for reading!
Narufan: Hey! No worries! I'm not mad about the story mix up! Why should I be? LOL Glad you like the videos and the chapters! LMAO! I know! But it was funny wasn't it when I chop his head off? hehehehe! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING! Ttul!
Well...THATS IT! LOL Thank you guys for all reviewing and A BIG THANKS FOR THOSE who rated and the one's with the hits! Gods...wow I didn't expect it to get that high! I'm thrilled you guys like this story! Keeps me going on writing more! Hehehe! ANYWAY! Happy reading! And love you all! Bye byes!
P.S. Don't forget that Damien is Sasuke and Jacob is Naruto! Hehehe Enjoy guys! See ya laters!
'....Pale slender, strong fingers tighten there hold, impatient and crud to get to what he wants. The pale raven spreads equally muscles legs of the shy man that he has been wanting since forever. And that is for a very long time, it seems. Since the first day in college to be exact.
"Damien..." The blue eyed blonde called to him, pleadingly. Black irises looked up to meet blue. Both were as naked as the day they were born. Their bodies pressing intimately close; Both staring at one another. The blonde's cock standing proudly at attention to the open air.
"Lie..."He begged.
"Not yet Jacob." The raven purred as his eyes hotly looked over every inch of the blushing, naked boy beneath him.
"But..."
"Shush. I want to taste you first..." He growled, dark eyes locking onto his as he started to lean forward, downwards in the area of the dark tan boys lap. Lips parting, tongue peeking out to take a first swipe at the head of his weeping...'
Naruto was turning redder and redder by the second as he continued to read each smut filled sentence, word after word.
Who knew Sasuke had such a creative side to him?
A smutty side...
Twisted,
And,
Perverted side.
But creative none the less.
And he was just reading the first chapter!!
Splutters,
He swears if he didn't know any better, that it was him and Sasuke in the damn story!!
But that's not possible right?
Right.
Problem solved.
Reaches over to his pillow,
Snatches plushie.
Cuddles and Coo's it close.
This was a safety precaution.
He needs something to keep him safe from Sasuke's perverted-ness!
Shudder,
Blush.
Gods he hate's Sasuke sometimes!!
The tell-a-tale 'You've got mail' rang loud and clear through his speakers.
The heck?
Says it from Sasuke/Uke.
But....
Why not just IM him if he wants to talk?
Okay...He has a bad feeling about this now.
Click,
Click,
Open...
..............
Oh.... My...... GOD, THATS WHY!!!
WHATTTTTTTTTTT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!?!?!?
Is that a picture of his balls?!
One ball sac...But still...!!
SASUKE!!!!!
Turning fifteen degree's red, spluttering, Naruto drops his plushie while trying to stem the nose bleed.
That fucking pervert!!
Hic.
Blue eyes widen in horror.
Oh no....
Hic.
Don't tell him...
Hic,
Hic,
Hic.
He has the hiccups!!
Flailing about, Naruto knocks his laptop over as he falls off the bed.
Thump,
Crash,
Ow...
Moans,
Sits up.
Straightens laptop.
Its a wonder he hasn't broken it ye--
Hic.
Grr...
Naruto suddenly stops, blue eyes narrowing on something at the clutter of his shelves.
Hops up,
Hic,
Places plushie back onto the bed.
Hic.
Oh...
Turns to shelf,
Smack,
Crash,
Pop,
Hic.
Naruto has his webcam!!
Dances.
Hic.
Okay this has to stop. It just won't do.
Growling, Naruto sets camera up before turning it on.
So Sasuke wants to play?
Fine.
Grins evilly.
Moment is ruined by...
Hic.
Damn it he's not suppose to get the hiccups when he see's Sasuke's balls!
The bastard.
What was he thinking??
Two can play at this game.
Smirking, Naruto saves the picture and sends an IM invite to Sasuke to chat.
Picks up plushie.
Sorry plushie.
Plushie is hidden away in the closet.
This was not for the innocent eyes of his plushie.
Hey! His hiccups are gone!
YAY!!!
Dancing around, Naruto throws off ALL his clothes.
Camera in place?
Check.
Sasuke replying back?
xD.
Check.
Face hidden?
Check!
Hops into bed,
Grabs lube from draw.
Shuts draw.
Legs spread out and Naruto grins.
Sasuke won't know what hit him!
Giggles,
Hic.
Oh for fuck sakes.
Let the games begin!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Like it? Hate it? GAH! I hope you guys do! AND HAHAHAHA! Omg I wonder if I change your out look on the plushie doll?? Everytime I mention him in the story will you be afraid? Paranoid? *GRINS* then my job is done! WEEE! So glads you guys enjoy it though, including chapter 10! A big warm thank you to MY BETA! Satoyuki! AKA Yuki for short! ^^ Without him I couldn't do my sexy for the day, hehehehe. And also I wanted to delicate this chapter to Hina88! Girly! Please don't be bum out! I hate it when you or anyone is sad! It makes me happy though that I could at least, as little as it seems, make you smile whenever I post up a new chapter. AND I love your stories!!! You have to update sometime! SERIOUSLY! I miss it...I wanna see them get it on finally! HAHAHA *COUGH* Anyway I think thats it! Oh and here's the songs I posted on before but took them down on page11.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_EUWFc251o&feature=PlayList&p=10437FC146F80362&index=2
Something funny,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OHMCxZFvI0&feature=PlayList&p=10437FC146F80362&index=3
Something cools.
Here's the review responses! Hope you guys enjoy this chappie! AND A BIG FAT THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! DANNNGGG! LOL
Tonfa;
Deadly Dreams: Gah I know! He just doesn't get it you know?? But I have a reason for that! LOL I promise! You'll see soon enough! LOL Ttul!! Thanks for reading!
Oni_Chan: Have not! GAH!!! LOL I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH! Just drop me a line sometime kk? I feel hurt! *Winks* LOL glad you liked chapter 10 and...!! LOL now you'll never be able to look at dolls the same again! MY JOB IS DONE! BWUHAHAHAH! LOL LMAO! HAHAHAH LOVE YA! TTUL!
Sweet anime angel: Of course I am! That wasn't the ending! LOL promise! Hope you like this chappie! Ttul!
Moon Master: Gah...I think I have a think my butt hurts from the tackles! LOL Awwww girly *blushs* you just know how to butter me up huh? LOL You don't have to do that! Even though I love the attention! ^^AND HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY PLUSHIE! *Chases after you!* WAHHH! Give it! HAHAHAH Happy April FOOLS! Ttul girly! Love ya! Byes!
Sasuxnarulover: Hope I didn't take too long in updating! I hope you like this chappie! Ttul!! ^^ Thank you for reviewing!
FireFang: LOL thank you! I love doing a funny story more then something so dark you know? Thank you for reviewing!! TTUL!! Keep on reading!
Satoyuki: HAHAHAHA Surprise ya on that one didn't I? Well everyone requested a chappie for the plushie so there ya go!! ^^ Hehehehe Ttul Sat! LOVE YA!
Aff.net;
Zero Falcon: HAHAHAHAH I'm so glads you like it! AND I'm so glads you understand my style of writing for this story! Cause I want you to see more of Sasuke being a prick! And Naruto with more scenes with his plushie! HAHAHAHA Glad you liked the plushie scene! To be honest I think your the one who push me to write it!! AND! I just wanted to say I love your story! Keep on writing!! Your totally to awesome to stop! Ttul! LOVE YA!
Rin: I don't think have mention that the story was the two of them and all you know? Before at the beginning...Mmm maybe I have I'd have to go see myself if I did! LOL And yes your right! THE Cum, Cum Paradise is about Sasuke and Naruto! LOL I hope I made your wish come true in this chapter because...You got what you wanted! Naruto is suspicious but doesn't have a clue! lol Naruto's dumb, somewhat but we all love him! I'm so glads your digging this! Makes me so happy you have no idea! And Naruto's plushie is a fox! ^^ I have mention it but I don't mind saying so again! Thanks for reviewing! Bye byes!
Hina88: Lol I know thats my favorite line too! Naruto is just...funny like that you know? HAHAHAHAH Omg! I wish I seen your face when Sasuke pulled out the lube! I would have died at your expression! I think I am laughing right now between your reaction and everyone elses! LMAO! And no, of course not he doesn't know its naruto's butt or who he is talking to! LOL the suspense is fun that way! ^^ And yeah, sort of kind of chucky moment there! Though I honestly got it from the movie Dead Silence. Don't even know why! HAHAHAH please keep on reading! And thank you for reviewing once again!
SharinganEyes: O.o...Omg you don't like Sasuke much do ya? Cum under his nails? LMAO! HAHAHAHA Omg no!!! I'm not that cruel! That would be so embarassing no matter how much I love to be evil! LOL though I'm glads you like the half butt cheek comment! ^^ And thank ya! Naruto is brilliant that way coming up with witty replies like so! HAHAHAH Ttul!! LOVE YA! Keep on reading!
Sharingan.swirl: Better be reading!! LOL just kidding! Sasuke is attracted to idiots what can I say? LOL And part of me feels bad for plushie...he's gonna smell Naruto soon enough...LOL. HAHAHA Naruto ain't a chicken! He's...well...okay so what? Sasuke can't find out! Not yet anyhow! LOL And you'll see everything soon enough! Thank you so much for reviewing girly! LOVE YA SO MUCH! Ttul!
Animehead: I KNOW!! We all know Sasuke does get his hair and nails done! HAHAHAHA I'm so glad you like this one girly! Hope you like the next chappie! Ttul! LOVE YA!
Spiraling: I did have fun and cup cakes do rock!! YA BABY YA! AWWW DON'T BE AFRAID! It was only a joke! I swear! Naruto's safe! With his head still intact! LMAO! LOL Reguardless though! I still hope you like this chappie anyway!! Ttul!! Byes!
Spriggan_d: O.o...you always have a way of ending your reviews that everytime I have a nosebleed because I look forward to them! HAHAHAHA I know! I know! Ain't it sweet? So much fun here! I can't stand it! GAHHH! Share! I want naruto and sasuke too! *WHINES* LOL LOVE YA! Ttul!
Darling_425: Thank you! Hehehehe I know!!! I hope this answer your question and so much more!! Ttul!!! Keep on reading!
Mino: If I can help encourage anyone to write then I'm happy! I HOPE YOU DO WRITE ANOTHER STORY! Just let me know when you do! I'd wanna read it! LOL You have? I didn't know you have been reading this! GAH! You should have said so! *winks!* Thought I'm happy your saying so now! Please keep on reading! Ttul!
Sadistickiss: GAH! What am I going to do with you? Your just too sweet I want to cuddle and huggle you up! WEEE! LOL thanks! I just...well I love music! I make it my lifes search to find the music! HAHAHA I love ya too! I hope you like this chapter girly! Ttul! Byes!
Pyromaniacs Anonymous: I LOVE YOUR STORIES! LOL GODS! You rock so hard hun! Coolness on ya! I know the style is a little different but I hope that doesn't discourage you from reading! It was so wrong but funny! LOL Ttul! Thanks for reading!
Narufan: Hey! No worries! I'm not mad about the story mix up! Why should I be? LOL Glad you like the videos and the chapters! LMAO! I know! But it was funny wasn't it when I chop his head off? hehehehe! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING! Ttul!
Well...THATS IT! LOL Thank you guys for all reviewing and A BIG THANKS FOR THOSE who rated and the one's with the hits! Gods...wow I didn't expect it to get that high! I'm thrilled you guys like this story! Keeps me going on writing more! Hehehe! ANYWAY! Happy reading! And love you all! Bye byes!
P.S. Don't forget that Damien is Sasuke and Jacob is Naruto! Hehehe Enjoy guys! See ya laters!