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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Naruto/Sasuke
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Adult ++
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18
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Akatsuki Interlude II
Chapter 12 “Akatsuki Interlude II”
Three figures walked through the forest surrounding the village of Konoha. One of them was not too happy with his other companions at the moment. In fact he was seriously considering killing them just to get a moments peace.
“Itachi-danna are we there yet un?” moaned Deidara for the ten time in five minutes.
“Don’t you ever shut up?” sneered Kisame.
“Itachi-danna Kisame being mean to me un.”
“And Deidara is acting like a small child. I say we kill him.”
“I say you both shut up before I kill you both.” It was at times like this he wished Madara had killed him. Even Sasuke wasn’t as bad as these two and he had been eight at the time.
“Gomen Itachi-san”
“Gomen Itachi-danna.” Both bowed their head in shame hoping Itachi wasn’t too mad at them, but they were bored and needed some thing fun to do.
“We’re at least two days away from Konoha try and have some patience.”
“Itachi-san why are we going there?” asked the former Mist-nin.
“It’s safe there. We will be staying at my family cabin until your are no longer missing nin on the ANBU hit list.”
“Itachi-danna can I have me own room? Can I Paint it red? Can I have sweets?”
Then there were times he was reminded why he kept these to close by. They were children that needed looking after. They had been walking for a few days now and like children on long journeys often do Kisame and Deidara started to whine and complain. Itachi cursed his conscious because it made him give a damn about these two annoying children in killers’ bodies.
Last week was the breaking point for him. Zetsu’s body was found in the mist village with no way to tell how he was killed. Itachi knew that Tobi would no longer have a sane moment and that is was the start of the break-down of the Akatsuki. Hidan was pissed at the death of the plant man and confronted Pein. At first it was just shouting and threats which could have been resolved quite easily. Pein didn’t see it that way instead he killed Kakuzu right in front of him to prove a point. Hidan went ballistic and started attacking the Leader of Akatsuki.
Itachi was just about to enter the meeting room when he saw the battle/war raging on. He quickly did a turn around and grabbed Deidara and Kisame along the way and they were now headed to the out skirts of Konoha. He didn’t know how long it would take them to discover they were missing but it would take who ever survived weeks to recover from all the high level Justus they were using on one another.
“When it is safe for you then I’ll take you to the Akimichi bakery. They have the best sweets in all of Konoha.”
“Itachi-danna I’m hungry un.” the blond bomber whined.
“Me too Itachi-san.” Kisame whined as his stomach growled its demand for food.
“Well have to hunt. Or fish but no explosives.” Itachi said turning to the whiny ‘children’.
“But I want Boom-boom! Un!” Deidara pouted as he stomped his foot in a tantrum.
“Do you want to be dead?”
“No Itachi-danna. I’ll go hunt.”
“But I want fish!” the Shark-man protested.
“Fish stink! Un!”
“Deidara you go hunt. Kisame if you want fish than go to the river and fish. Were running out of daylight and were not even a close to where we want to be. So the both of you had better hurry.”
“Hai, Itachi-san.”
“Gomen, Itachi-danna.”
“Good now go.” Both now former Akatsuki members went off in separate directions in hopes to find a meal. Itachi thought it was the perfect time to let Tsunade and Kakashi know that things had changed and to keep a closer eye on Naruto. “Kuchiyose no Jutsu”
“Hey master long time no see.” Spoke the long sleek Weasel that appeared.
“Shuichiro. I need you to deliver these two messages. I had to destroy the phone Sasuke gave me.”
“I see letters to the bandit and the drunk but none to the runt.” The weasel smirked as he stood on his hind legs to take the offered letters.
“He is busy right now with the sunspot. I’ll see him soon enough.”
“You mean the kid who summons all those delicious toads.”
“Shuichiro some of those toads can devour you.”
“Not those two loud brothers Called lunch and dinner.” the weasel smirked as he slinked off in a cloud of smoke.
“After this mission I am either going to need a vacation or check myself into the Konoha asylum.” Sighed the Uchiha heir as he waited for his children to return with their lunch.
Three figures walked through the forest surrounding the village of Konoha. One of them was not too happy with his other companions at the moment. In fact he was seriously considering killing them just to get a moments peace.
“Itachi-danna are we there yet un?” moaned Deidara for the ten time in five minutes.
“Don’t you ever shut up?” sneered Kisame.
“Itachi-danna Kisame being mean to me un.”
“And Deidara is acting like a small child. I say we kill him.”
“I say you both shut up before I kill you both.” It was at times like this he wished Madara had killed him. Even Sasuke wasn’t as bad as these two and he had been eight at the time.
“Gomen Itachi-san”
“Gomen Itachi-danna.” Both bowed their head in shame hoping Itachi wasn’t too mad at them, but they were bored and needed some thing fun to do.
“We’re at least two days away from Konoha try and have some patience.”
“Itachi-san why are we going there?” asked the former Mist-nin.
“It’s safe there. We will be staying at my family cabin until your are no longer missing nin on the ANBU hit list.”
“Itachi-danna can I have me own room? Can I Paint it red? Can I have sweets?”
Then there were times he was reminded why he kept these to close by. They were children that needed looking after. They had been walking for a few days now and like children on long journeys often do Kisame and Deidara started to whine and complain. Itachi cursed his conscious because it made him give a damn about these two annoying children in killers’ bodies.
Last week was the breaking point for him. Zetsu’s body was found in the mist village with no way to tell how he was killed. Itachi knew that Tobi would no longer have a sane moment and that is was the start of the break-down of the Akatsuki. Hidan was pissed at the death of the plant man and confronted Pein. At first it was just shouting and threats which could have been resolved quite easily. Pein didn’t see it that way instead he killed Kakuzu right in front of him to prove a point. Hidan went ballistic and started attacking the Leader of Akatsuki.
Itachi was just about to enter the meeting room when he saw the battle/war raging on. He quickly did a turn around and grabbed Deidara and Kisame along the way and they were now headed to the out skirts of Konoha. He didn’t know how long it would take them to discover they were missing but it would take who ever survived weeks to recover from all the high level Justus they were using on one another.
“When it is safe for you then I’ll take you to the Akimichi bakery. They have the best sweets in all of Konoha.”
“Itachi-danna I’m hungry un.” the blond bomber whined.
“Me too Itachi-san.” Kisame whined as his stomach growled its demand for food.
“Well have to hunt. Or fish but no explosives.” Itachi said turning to the whiny ‘children’.
“But I want Boom-boom! Un!” Deidara pouted as he stomped his foot in a tantrum.
“Do you want to be dead?”
“No Itachi-danna. I’ll go hunt.”
“But I want fish!” the Shark-man protested.
“Fish stink! Un!”
“Deidara you go hunt. Kisame if you want fish than go to the river and fish. Were running out of daylight and were not even a close to where we want to be. So the both of you had better hurry.”
“Hai, Itachi-san.”
“Gomen, Itachi-danna.”
“Good now go.” Both now former Akatsuki members went off in separate directions in hopes to find a meal. Itachi thought it was the perfect time to let Tsunade and Kakashi know that things had changed and to keep a closer eye on Naruto. “Kuchiyose no Jutsu”
“Hey master long time no see.” Spoke the long sleek Weasel that appeared.
“Shuichiro. I need you to deliver these two messages. I had to destroy the phone Sasuke gave me.”
“I see letters to the bandit and the drunk but none to the runt.” The weasel smirked as he stood on his hind legs to take the offered letters.
“He is busy right now with the sunspot. I’ll see him soon enough.”
“You mean the kid who summons all those delicious toads.”
“Shuichiro some of those toads can devour you.”
“Not those two loud brothers Called lunch and dinner.” the weasel smirked as he slinked off in a cloud of smoke.
“After this mission I am either going to need a vacation or check myself into the Konoha asylum.” Sighed the Uchiha heir as he waited for his children to return with their lunch.