The Sixth Floor

The Sixth Floor


Disclaimer-I do own Naruto and Company, I make no profit from writing this fic. Previous warnings apply to this chapter and all future ones. M/M, AU, Supernatural stuff, rated 18+.


Chapter 11


~Sasuke walked into Naruto’s dorm room and looked around, only to find the blond in his closet going threw a pile of clothes.

~”Dobe what are you doing?” Sasuke asked as he watched the way Naruto’s jean glad ass wiggled back and forth while he dug threw the pile of clothes. He swallowed and thanked God Kiba was not in the room and Naruto couldn’t see him drooling over his best friends butt.

~”Damnit Teme don’t you ever knock?” Naruto groused from in the closet, his voiced muffled but audible, he didn’t even bother to grace the raven haired boy with his blue eyed glare.

~”Tche…….whatever, so what ARE you doing?”

~”I’m looking for Gamma-chan.” replied Naruto.

~”Your froggy purse?” Sasuke asked, smirking as he did. He knew Naruto hated for him to call his precious Gamma-chan a purse. It was actually a coin bag in the shape of a frog. Naruto had had it since Sasuke could remember.

~”it’s a WALLET you bastard!” Naruto growled, taking the time to pull his head out to glare icy blue daggers at his so called friend. Then stuck his head back into the closet and searched every article of clothing he had, in hopes of finding his precious Gamma-chan, he had his entire life savings in that wallet.

~”Ya whatever, anyway why are you looking for him? Didn’t you leave him back home?” Sasuke asked, knowing that his frog wallet/purse, whatever, was where Naruto kept his life savings, it wasn’t wise to bring it to his dorm room. Why the moron just didn’t put it in the bank Sasuke would never know, Naruto was odd when it came to things like that and Sasuke always got a headache when discussing it, so he avoided it as much as possible.

~”I was but knowing the old pervert he would go threw my room and no telling what he would do if he found Gamma-chan, last time he spent my entire stash on some stupid collection of porn books….thankfully he paid me back every cent…..after I threatened to tell the old hag on him.”

~”So why are you looking for it now?”

~“I have to pay Iruka sensei for some stuff he ordered for me during the summer, stuff for classes, they came in today and Iruka paid it for me but I have to pay him back.”

~”If its for class why don’t you have Tsuande or Jiraiya pay for it? For that matter I don’t know why Iruka would even ask you to pay you back, he never has before?”

~”He didn’t ask me to, but I refuse to let Iruka sensei pay for MY stuff, and I already told you I don’t need the hag or pervert to pay for my stuff, I can do it myself, I am not a child anymore dammit.” Naruto growled.

~”And What the hell are you doing in my room anyway teme?” Naruto added with a huff.

~“Iruka said he gave you some papers for me for my biochem class?”

~“Ya its in my backpack by the bed, get it yourself I’m a bit busy here ya know.” Naruto replied, waving one hand in the air to indicate more or less the direction of his backpack. Sasuke snorted and went to the blonds bright orange pack and sneered at the ugly thing before he picked it up and set it on top of Naruto’s bed and unzipped it.

~The moment he unzipped it, something really fast sprung out of the pack and if it hadn’t been for Sasuke’s fast reflexes he was positive he would have been struck by it. It took him less then a few seconds to see and realize exactly what it was. When he did he jumped onto Naruto’s bed and shouted to Naruto as he was already reaching over and slamming the closet door on the blond.

~“Naruto get the fuck in the closet and don’t come out till I tell you!” Sasuke shouted, shutting the door on the blond and closing him into the tiny space, praying to God the stupid idiot wouldn’t be his usual moronic self and try to come out anyway.

~Usually Naruto would of done the opposite of what Sasuke had told him to do, he wasn’t one for taking orders, especially from the teme. But he had known the Uchiha all his life and he had learned the different tones and what not of the Uchiha’s, especially Sasuke and something in his tone told Naruto to not go against his wishes at this point in time. In fact the tone made the hairs on Naruto’s head stand on end.

~”What the fuck is going on Teme? Sauske?! You better be ok asshole!” Naruto threatened, the thought of anything happening to Sasuke made Naruto’s head skip a beat and his stomach turn and twist. He did not know what he would do if anything happened to his raven. His? His raven? What the fuck?

~”I’m ok dobe just stay the fuck in there till I tell you to come out, theres a fucking poisonous snake crawling across your floor right now!” Sasuke shouted back, hoping that telling the blonde what the danger was, he would do as he was told. The thought of anything happening to Naruto made Sasuke sick to his stomach.

~He knew what the thing that had sprang out of Naruto’s back pack was after a few seconds. Now as he watched the huge brownish creature slither its way towards the entrance door, Sasuke knew exactly what it was, he had recognized it the moment it had opened its mouth when it tried to strike him, its black mouth a dead give away, it was a Black Mamba, a very exotic and deadly snake from Africa. It could kill ten human beings with the venom of one bite, its venom so toxic it worked within minutes. It was the second largest venomous snake in the world, second to only the King Cobra. Professor Orochimaru had one in his collection in his office. But how the hell did it get in Naruto’s backpack? Professor Orochimaru ALWAYS kept his deadly pets secure and tamper proof. Sasuke’s eyes widened when the thought of what could of happened had Naruto opened his back pack first and stuck his hand inside without knowing? Sasuke wanted to throw up.

~”Sasuke?! Hey bastard are you still there?! Where the fuck is the snake at now?!” came the muffled and worried voice of Naruto from within the closet. Sasuke snapped out of his musings and looked at the snake as it slithered out the door and into the hallway of the sixth floor dorm room.

~”Oh shit!” Sasuke cursed as he jumped off the bed and ran out the front door, careful of where he stepped as he tried to follow the snake and make sure it didn’t bite anyone. As he treaded carefully he watched the snake as it slithered into the bathrooms and barely caught sight of it as is disappeared down on of the sink drains.

~”Aw fuck!” He cursed again, standing over the drain as he simultaneously pulled his cell phone out and called Professor Jiraiya to inform him of the deadly snake that was now in the drains of a six floor building filled with far too many students for his liking. This was not good, not good at all, how the hell did one of Orochimaru’s deadliest pets get out of its habitat and into his dobe’s back pack? Heads were gonna roll. Somebody was damn lucky that that snake had not bitten his dobe, but he felt sorry for professor Orochimaru if he didn’t have one hell of an explanation as to why one of his pets was now making its home in the dorm room plumbing.

AN-Okay here is the next chapter, not anything major, but essential, had to get them out of the dorm rooms lol. Anyhow before anyone asks me about the snake, I have no clue about snakes or what they look like and so forth, I barely recall hearing the name of the Black Mamba and that it was deadly. So ya anyhow hope yall like it. Will update soon. Huggles and smiles Mija. PSS-(info on Black Mamba, taken from Wikepidia) Black mambas live primarily in the grasslands of Africa, and though not considered an arboreal species, can live in bushes and small trees and also in houses. Their diet consists mainly of small birds and rodents and, despite the negative reputation, they play a crucial role in regulating pests.[citation needed] A black mamba can live up to 12 years. Black Mambas are considered the deadliest snake in Africa. A single bite from a black mamba can inject enough venom to kill up to 10-25 grown men, easily killing one unless the appropriate anti-venom is administered in time. The black mamba is the largest venomous snake in Africa and the second longest venomous snake in the world. Adult black mambas have an average length of 2.5 meters (8.2 ft) and a maximum length of 4.5 meters (~14 ft).[2] Of the venomous snakes of the world, only the King Cobra is longer. [3]