Drabbel Days

Naruto snickered as he sent the text, sometimes his friend was a bastard, but it was too funny to pass up this chance. He always thought it would be funny to send dirty texts. When Sasuke asked him too, he couldn’t pass up the chance. The point was to make Sasuke’s girlfriend break up with him and the only way to do that was to make her think he was cheating. Because saying it was over didn’t work, so the one thing she didn’t like was a cheater but Sasuke had too much pride to cheat. Hence, he had Naruto faking it with him.

So Sasuke left his phone out while he was in the shower, she was studying in his room.

Naruto started out with something simple. ‘Last night was hot.‘ Just to see if she answered.

Naruto snickered when the return message was.

. . . ?

You know last night all the fun we had with the whip cream and caramel sauce. You were so sexy covered in it.

Again.

. . . ?

Naruto snickered.

Don’t pretend you don’t remember bending me over your computer desk. How messy we got? How you used your tongue to clean me up.

. . . ?

Oh, your so dirty you just want me to talk about it don’t you? Remember what you used to stretch me with? The caramel sauce then you tasted it inside me.

. . . ?

Naruto feel back on the bed. I never though getting sticky would be so hot. Remember when I poured it all over your cock and licked it all up? How you nearly begged me to suck you off?

Naruto laughed, he wanted to see her blow up on Sasuke. He should have walked over and spied as he sent these. Though he was sure, he would get his ass kicked over the begging comment.

Ah, Sasu just thinking about it turns me on, you should come over and we can finish off the whip cream.

Naruto snickered after a minutes of no replies, before his phone vibrated. Then he gulped scrolling through his contacts and checking the numbers.

“Uh . . . Oh.” his eyes widened he got Sasuke and Itachi’s numbers mixed up. Then Itachi was on his way here?

He went back into the message.

I will be there in ten Naruto, be ready.

. . . At the Uchiha house . . .


Itachi chuckled under his breath as he walked into Sasuke’s room. “Little brother your lover is texting my phone thinking it’s your phone. I must say with that kind of dirty talk we should share him.” Of course, he knew what they were trying to accomplish. However, he had plans of his own for Naruto and after that; he had some ideas of what the night would hold.

“Him!” Sakura yelled.

Instantly Itachi knew all hell was breaking lose, he felt bad for Sasuke. Itachi smirked as he slipped out of the house for a fun night. Hey at least one of them would be having a good night.