IT TOOK HOURS! BUT I FINALLY FIXED IT...... paraagraph after paragraph.... editing here is HELL!
I just realized that it’s been a year since I started this story so here is a pointlessly smutty part to celebrate it!
Nejislady thank you for reading! I guess only you left out there still reading so this one goes to you!
PART TWELVE: FastxFurious Kakashi called Itachi as soon as he received the message from Asuma. ‘They’ took the bait. The transfer of the false data had been made from the company building on Friday night when they were at the party. Asuma’s boy, some freaking genius that used to work with Iruka had it all covered. He even had the recordings from the building cameras. He went through the files of all the employees and narrowed the possibility to three people but he was also 96 percent sure that it was Yakushi Kabuto.
Itachi wondered if this whole thing could possibly pass as a reason to bother Deidara on Saturday afternoon because honestly he didn’t have a time to come up with anything more convincing… He wanted to just call and ask if Dara had a nice time during the party but he couldn’t. He never did that. He never called Dei to just talk about things not related to their jobs. Deidara would be suspicious and then he would tease him and Itachi had enough of that attitude. But… Itachi was a genius. He would figure out what to say to the blond idiot before he got to his place. He sped up and finally parked in front of the fancy loft building. He called the elevator, stepped in and then out when it stopped on the 5th floor. He brushed his hair nervously. Was it stupid that he left it loose? He never showed himself to Deidara in his casual clothes and felt very unsure about that. He was wearing a tight black jeans, red button-up shirt with sleeves rolled high above his elbows and fancy small black vest. He looked like a model from the cover of some fashion magazine but he still felt very diffident about his look.
Deidara opened the door wearing nothing more than a pair of white boxers and band-aid on his forearm. His jaw dropped at the sight of Itachi looking as perfect as ever (or even more) standing at his doorstep. What was this bastard doing here? What was he thinking? How dare he come to his home without letting him know beforehand? Deidara felt like an idiot, wearing just his underwear… It was horrible but he refused to show his discomfort. He wanted to bury his fist in Itachi’s stupid face.
“What do you want, yea?”
It has to be something job related. Itachi would never grace him with his presence if it wasn’t.
“Good morning to you to, Deidara. Can I come in? We need to talk.”
“Why? It’s weekend.”
Itachi sighed and rubbed his forehead. Why nothing ever could be easy for him? Deidara was almost naked. Why couldn’t they just jump each other and fuck like rabbits for the rest of the weekend, like Sasuke and his blond? Why couldn’t he ask this guy out like Kakashi did with Iruka? Why couldn’t he be attracted to someone less troublesome? Why oh why NOTHIG was ever easy for him? I guess karma is a bitch after all.
“Are you going to let me in or not?” Deidara snorted.
“Yea, be my guest… if you have to…”
Itachi looked around the huge apartment. It was a mess. It looked like a crazier version of Dei’s lab back at work. Deidara moved his silky blond hair from his face, gathered it with both hands and held for a moment at the back of his head giving Itachi a perfect view of his sleepy looking face.
“I’m not making you any tea because you just dropped by without warning!” Itachi couldn’t stop a small smile.
“Thank you for your hospitality.”
“Fuck you ass hole! You woke me up, yea!” Itachi’s elegant hand went up as he looked at his left wrist weighted by an expensive watch. “It’s two p.m.”
“So?! It’s Saturday!”
“Are you going to put on some clothes?” Deidara shot him a dirty look.
“No. Something else? Or did you just come here on Saturday morning to boss me around in my own apartment?”
Deidara crossed his arms on his chest and Itachi’s smile fought with his will. What was it about this stupid blond that made him like this? He wanted to smile at him like an idiot even though all he heard from him were insults. Maybe he likes to be treated badly? Maybe it turns him on or something? After all two people he liked the most (one being Deidara and the other his own sweet little brother) treated him like shit most of times… Depressing….
“What happened to your arm?”
“I fell of the bike, yea.”
“Nice try. You don’t have a bike.”
Deidara rolled his eyes. “You already know what happened. I’m sure Kisame told you, right? Uchiha’s always know everything, so why did you even ask? You want me to say it out loud so you could throw it back in my face and say: ‘I TOLD YOU SO!’? Grow the fuck up, Itachi… I have enough of your shit.”
“What’s wrong? You’ve never been THAT bitchy even to me.”
“Well I got up with the wrong foot. Can you tell me why the fuck are you here?” Itachi hesitated for a moment.
“How about you get dressed and I’ll take you to lunch? Then we talk.”
“Nice try! Isn’t dating people you work with falling against your rules or something?”
“Since when do you care about any rules? You see to them only to break them properly. Besides I know that you would never seriously agree to date me so I think it will be ok. I won’t get my hopes up.”
There was no irony in his voice but Deidara knew that it sounded seriously just because Itachi was just being his stupid emotionless self who didn’t bother to accent it.
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Sakura’s car broke down in the middle of the road when she was heading to the shopping mall this beautiful Saturday morning. Recently Sasuke Uchiha started to show up at their company almost every day so she needed to buy some new sexy clothes but she never even reached the shop. She called the wrecker to tow the car to Jiraiya’s garage and then she called Naruto to ask him for help. She hesitated for a moment because it was weekend after all but quickly decided to call anyway. Surely Naruto would be happy to hear her! And he definitely would love to help her in the time of need, right? He was so in love with her that he would be happy to do everything for her at any time of the day or night. Or at least that’s what she thought…
It’s hard to describe what she felt when instead of Naruto’s energetic voice she heard this raspy and extremely sexy baritone. She felt like she was about to orgasm if she hears any more of that. Her legs felt weak and she sat down on the kerb afraid that she might faint. After a few deep breaths she tried to speak. She needed to talk to Naruto not falling in love with some voice on the phone, especially if he was answering Naruto’s cell phone. She liked Naruto but she didn’t think too highly of him. He was good natured, funny and nice but a bit silly too. How could anyone be always so happy and smile so often? It just wasn’t cool. If the guy was answering Naruto’s phone, than he was surely close with Naruto and in that case he probably was an idiot. That was it. She didn’t need an idiot with a sexy voice. She needed Naruto to fix her car again.
And then everything just seemed so wrong… Naruto’s boyfriend? Naruto had a boyfriend? It couldn’t be true! Naruto wasn’t like THAT! He liked girls! He liked HER! Only her and no one else! He was in love with her for years! He couldn’t just forget about it and find himself a boyfriend! It was an absurd! What about her? Naruto would tell her or asked her for permission or at least for her opinion if he was about to get together with someone. So it wasn’t true. It couldn’t be. Naruto with a guy? It just didn’t match. It was wrong on so many levels… No, not Naruto! It was just an ugly joke. This man on the phone was just trying to be mean. His tone was mean too. It sounded like he was angry with her for some reason. He tried to intimidate her and refused to hand the phone over to Naruto. It was rude and so unexpected that Sakura had no idea what to do. The connection ended a while ago and she was still holding the phone at her ear. She couldn’t move. She couldn’t wrap her mind over all this.
She went home and called her friend Ino. After hours of talking and thinking she still didn’t know what was going on. Why was she so angry and… broken… over the fact that Naruto moved on… If it was even true! Why was she angry? She didn’t even realize that she was until Ino asked. It was unbelievable! Her stupid friend dared to suggest that she was jealous! It was an absurd! It was as absurd as the idea that Naruto would have a boyfriend! If she was angry than it was just because if it was true than Naruto should have told her! She would convince him that a guy as rude and snippy as this person that talked to her on the phone is a very bad idea! Who was this man? Maybe he had a nice voice but he was absolutely unacceptable as a partner if he treated Naruto’s most important friends like they were a nuisance. She needed to see Naruto as soon as possible and talk him out of this… this… ridiculous relationship. Naruto surely deserved better! Even if she wasn’t in love with the blond she couldn’t deny that he was attractive. He had this wild blond mane on his head that matched so perfectly his bright and happy personality and his eyes were truly mesmerizing sometimes… And he was handsome and funny. Girls were crazy about him but he always had his eyes only for her making her feel special and appreciated. She couldn’t believe that it would change… it couldn’t...
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Iruka stepped out of the shower and lazily started to towel his wet hair. He was so fucking tired that he had almost fallen asleep standing under the hot spray of water. Had he decided to take an actual bath he would probably be already dead, drowned in his own bath tub. He took another towel and lazily dried his body. Then he secured it loosely around his hips and stepped closer to the mirror. He needed to shave. He brushed a hand over the mirror to clear it and met his own gaze for the first time that day. He groaned, not liking what he saw and slowly started to put the foam over his face. Consumed by his everyday’s bathroom routine Iruka somehow managed to forget about Kakashi being let loose in his apartment.
He walked out of the still steamy bathroom and went straight to the kitchen to grab a can of soda from the fridge. Of course he was still wearing only one wet yellow towel over his hips and another smaller one was draped around his neck. He popped open the can, put it to his mouth and emptied it with few hungry gulps. When he finished he released a content sigh and closed his eyes. He felt much better after the shower. Now he needed some clean clothes. He moved forward and met something almost as hard as a wall but not quite. This thing was warmer, softer and smelled strongly like some very expensive aftershave and mint.
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“Teme, what’s with that face?”
“Nothing, I just…” Naruto stopped eating and looked at Sasuke trying to read him.
“Come on, tell me.”
“I just thought that… I don’t know… When I said that I would take you out I thought you would choose something… you know…” Naruto’s eyebrows rose for a moment and then fell down in a frown.
“You don’t like this place?” “It’s not that… I just… Fuck, I wanted to take you out on a date to some fancy restaurant. I would take you anywhere you want, you know? You could choose some place in a fucking Paris! And you asked for ramen two blocks from your apartment… It’s just…” “Teme, what’s wrong with ramen? And if you think that I would sting you for some fancy dinners or whatever just because I wasn’t born with a silver spoon up my ass then you’re not just a bastard, you are also stupid!” “I didn’t mean it that way! I simply wanted it to be… something more than just…”
“Teuchi-san here feeds me ramen since I was eight! Iruka used to bring me here every time he had some extra money and bought me ramen and when he couldn’t afford Teuchi-san would sometimes let me have some anyway. Iruka made me who I am right now and it had all started HERE! It’s the best food in the fucking world! Nothing will ever taste like that. You should be grateful that I decided to show you this place because it means a lot TO ME. You can’t value everything with money or buy everything Sasuke.”
At first Sasuke was angry. How dare Naruto say something like that to him! He knew all too well how very few things that makes you happy you can actually buy (if any). To be honest, to him being rich was like a curse. This was the main reason that people always treated him differently and he hated it. He wanted to feel normal. He hang out with other people as rich as him but he never liked them. He was never attracted to anything that was like him in any way. Only things completely opposite were able to catch his attention.
Sasuke looked up and he was about to scold the blond but… Naruto was the epitome of everything that could attract Sasuke. He was a perfect opposite of himself… And the best thing about Naruto was that he was there. He was with Sasuke. Even though it seemed impossible at the beginning it had actually really happened! And there was no awkwardness between them, no lack of trust, no worries. Sasuke trusted Naruto. He knew that the blond is with him because he somehow actually likes him, not for the money or connections. Those things meant nothing to Naruto. This blond angel saw people for who they were, not for their wallets or positions. He was everything Sasuke would ever want and he was just there sharing with Sasuke some part of his past, some part of himself. That was enough. Dates in Paris could wait. Sasuke looked up and smiled at the cook, who was in the middle of chopping some vegetables.
“Teuchi-san…” The older man looked up.
“Yes, Uchiha-san?”
“Thank you for feeding my Naruto all those years. If you ever need anything that I or the Uchihas could do for you, please, don’t hesitate to ask.”
Naruto stopped eating and looked at Sasuke. He was as shocked as Teuchi-san. The brunette really impressed him with those words. Unfortunately the blond didn’t have a chance to say anything about that because his cell phone rang again. This time it really WAS Sakura.
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While Iruka took his sweet time in the bathroom Kakashi lost the battle with himself and plopped down on the comfy sofa. He sighed heavily and rubbed his eyes. It really was as comfortable as it looked like. Or maybe even more! Kakashi was about to close his eyes and take a nap but the familiar black leather caught his eye. Iruka’s jacket was an inch from his face. It smelled nice… like Iruka… It made Kakashi hard. He took the garment and brought it to his face hungrily looking for more of this intoxicating smell. Was it normal or was he turning into a pervert?
…? … Unbelievable! He read every fucking part of Icha-Icha series thousands of times and it had never affected him but NOW Iruka made him a perv… just great. He was hard and Iruka was still in the bathroom. Maybe he could join him? Yea, he needed something more than what he got (read: took) in the morning. He wanted to make Iruka his. He wanted to fuck him and mark him. It was a very strong urge, almost animalistic. Since he saw Naruto’s neck covered with hickeys he couldn’t stop thinking about leaving at least few of those on Iruka.
Just when he uncovered his face he saw a movement in the corridor and then heard some soft noises in the kitchen area. He followed the sounds and almost hit his head on the refrigerator’s opened door when he saw Iruka’s nicely presented ass covered with nothing more than a wet yellow towel. He wanted to lick every inch of his exposed bronze skin… But Iruka didn’t even see him as he took a drink out from the fridge. He simply walked right into his boss and Kakashi wondered if the younger man felt his erection.
Iruka looked up and blushed. He wanted to take a step back but there was a cupboard already touching his ass. Kakashi’s face looked kind of different. There was no smile or teasing smirk. He was serious and Iruka wasn’t used to that. Kakashi was always playful with him so if he was serious it meant that something bad happened. Some weird emotions were boiling in a grey eye and Iruka shivered inwardly unable to look away.
“…Kakashi…?” he whispered.
And then there was a hand gripping tightly his wet hair, his head had been pulled back and his mouth crashed by the pair of hot pale lips. It was wonderful and the slight pain from a tug on his hair made it feel real. Iruka moaned. He didn’t mean to but it just came out, uncontrolled and pitiful… and it made Kakashi growl.
Iruka had been lifted up and positioned on the kitchen counter. Kakashi stood between his parted legs and kissed every inch of skin he could reach with his lips. He licked and sucked on the brown nipples and surprisingly paid a special attention to the back of Iruka’s ears. The pony tailed man was shocked at how sensitive was this particular spot. He shivered and pulled Kakashi closer. Pale hands travelled to his knees and after a moment of caressing them they moved higher to Iruka’s thighs and then under the towel and to his butt. They kissed for another long moment before Kakashi took a small step back and lowered himself to Iruka’s crotch. With his nose he moved up the towel and impatiently sucked his lips to his assistant’s smooth testicles. He loved to be there, between Iruka’s parted legs. It was perfect. I seemed that he not only became a pervert that was getting all hot and bothered smelling the other guy’s clothes but he also developed some kind of oral fixation when it came to his dolphin. He couldn’t understand why Iruka suddenly started to protest and pushed his head away. Wasn’t he enjoying all the attention?
Kakashi looked like a pouting child robbed from his favorite toy. Iruka wanted to smile at that but he was too turned on and too determined to reverse their roles.
“It’s my turn now!”
Kakashi needed a moment to comprehend the statement and then nodded reluctantly. Iruka wasn’t sure how or why he was being lifted from the counter and a moment later his back hit the soft cushions of his worn out sofa. It was so much better there than in the kitchen. Kakashi was lying on top of him and they were kissing again. Iruka almost lost himself in the kiss but when he felt the towel disappearing from his hips he remembered his plan. He grabbed Kakashi’s shoulders and turned them around. When he was on top he pulled away from the kiss and moved down to open Kakashi’s trousers almost ripping them off. Kakashi looked down at him and chuckled but it was very weak and almost breathless.
“Ruka… I want your sweet ass. Give it to me or I swear I’ll tie you up.” Iruka actually blushed! He had a talent when it comes to blushes. Then he bit his lower lip and looked at his boss who smirked and made a calling gesture with his index finger.
“Your ass, Iruka. NOW!”
Very reluctantly Iruka stood from the couch just to kneel down on it with a silver head between his legs. He leaned over Kakashi’s body and finally tasted him for the very first time. Kakashi groaned as the warm lips closed on his throbbing cock and when Iruka set a rhythm he grabbed his hips and pulled him down to his face. He made an appreciative sound as Iruka obediently started to fuck his mouth. When Iruka started to deepthroat him sucking mercilessly Kakashi moaned and in the process let Iruka out of his mouth. As a compensation he moved his lips to Iruka’s pink entrance and without hesitation pushed his tongue in. Iruka moaned Kakashi’s name and tried to resist the urge to sit on Kakashi’s face to push the tongue deeper. Then he felt Kakashi’s hands touching his thighs and buttocks. They reached between Iruka’s legs and started to touch his dick and balls. Iruka was moaning the whole time muffling his voice with a dick in his mouth.
To distract himself from the assault of an overwhelming pleasure he concentrated on caressing the head of Kakashi’s cock giving special attention to his bridle. And then something happened, something that Kakashi was going to be mortified about. He came. Without warning or anything he bit into Iruka’s cheek and came right into his wonderful mouth. He was shocked. He never let himself come before his partner. It was the rule he had never broken before! How could he do it now, and with Iruka of all people?! Iruka swallowed and pushed himself up on his hands. Kakashi was afraid that he would stand up or something so he tightened the hold he had on his hip. His hand that was jacking Iruka off picked up the faster pace and his tongue delved as deep as it could possibly go. Iruka cried nearing closer and closer to his own release. Finally Kakashi let go of his hip and replaced his tongue with one long slender finger. That was more than enough.
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Naruto opened the heavy garage doors and let Sasuke in.
“I’m telling you, Sasuke, go home. It may take a while.” Sasuke put his hands to his pockets and frowned.
“I’m staying, dobe! End of discussion. I’m still pissed that you even agreed to come here and help her so DON’T PUSH IT! It’s weekend for fuck’s sake! We should be on a beach right now! Or in bed! And definitely NOT at your work fixing a car of some stupid bitch!”
Naruto put down the T-shirt that he had just taken of and looked at Sasuke disapprovingly.
“How dare you talk like that about MY friend?! You don’t even know her!”
Sasuke blushed at the sight of Naruto’s bare chest. He was pissed but his dick didn’t care and almost jumped out of his pants eager to get to the blond. Sasuke almost complied but then Naruto reminded him how extremely angry he was.
“She needs my help and I always help my friends if I can! Deal with it!”
Naruto put on some ragged gray T-shirt with sleeves ripped off which he apparently used to work in the dirty garage. It slightly cooled Sasuke’s desire and he was able to fight with the blond again.
“I don’t mind you helping your friends but I can’t stand you being used by that…”
“DON’T SAY IT!”
“Or what? Or you’re going to dump me!? She is more important than me now?! She doesn’t give a shit about you and you still don’t get it!” Naruto looked confused but less angry than a moment earlier.
“What are you talking about?”
“You think I don’t know that you were in love with her? What? Surprised? I know more than you think, usuratonkachi! I know what she is doing! And I know what you think!”
Naruto smiled at that.
“Really? And I think I know what YOU think. You’re jealous!”
“Fuck you, Naruto!”
Naruto’s smile widened. He moved closer to his lover.
“I think I’d rather fuck YOU!” A shiver went up and down Sasuke’s spine. He crossed his arms over his chest and leaned his rear on the orange Supra behind him. He looked into the blue eyes and felt a very embarrassing urge to seductively flutter his eyelashes. He fought it and stopped himself in time but the control over his mouth failed.
“Right here? Right now?” He tried to put his right foot on the front bumper to look sexy with his legs slightly spread but it was sliding down. He decided to just sit on the hood. He supported himself with his hands behind his back.
This time it was Naruto who blushed. He thought that he would intimidate the brunette and now it seemed like it was the other way around. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to ravish the other man… HELL NO! He just didn’t expect him to be so eager to do dirty stuff in a place like this… where someone could see them. He had no idea that it only turned Sasuke on more. The young Uchiha knew that the only person that could walk on them in there on Saturday was Sakura and just a thought about mere possibility of that was pleasant. He wanted to show her that Naruto was HIS.
“Don’t tempt me.” - Warned Naruto licking his lips. Sasuke smirked. It just downed on him how much he actually wanted to do it right there and then. Naruto looked really hot and Sasuke needed to know that he was still wanted. That Naruto wanted HIM, not some pink haired annoying bitch! He needed a proof, right NOW!
“Me?”- Asked Sasuke innocently. “I wasn’t the one stripping just a moment ago…”
Naruto moved closer pinning Sasuke to the hood. Obviously Uchiha was teasing him but two could play this game!
“No, you weren’t… But we can fix it right away, ne?” Naruto winked and Sasuke smiled. It took Naruto off guard. When he felt one long leg rubbing against his side he stiffened. He couldn’t do it. Not here! Sasuke started to slowly take off his T-shirt. Not now! Sakura was going to be there at some point and he didn’t want to welcome her with a scene of him fucking the other male. His relationship with Sasuke moved extremely fast and he didn’t have a chance to update her on anything about the brunette. She had no idea that he was even interested in gay sex so she would probably faint or at least laugh at him… or freak out… He wasn’t ready for any of that.
“Sasuke… I think you should stop…”
Sasuke put the rumpled T-shirt under his head. Some brief thought about the cost of a new TRD Composite Hood and Lamborghini Diablo Candy Pearl Orange Paint crossed Naruto’s mind (very briefly) but it disappeared when the sound of zipper filled his ears. Sasuke unzipped his fly and slowly put his right calf on Naruto’s left shoulder. The blond swallowed the lump in his throat but was still unable to speak. He rubbed the lifted leg and stared at the Uchiha as his pale thumbs disappeared behind the rim of the black pants. When Sasuke started to pull down his trousers along with his underwear Naruto forgot how to breathe watching familiar part of Sasuke’s anatomy being set free. He was totally stunned until Sasuke’s other leg found its way to Naruto’s right shoulder. It was unbelievable. Sasuke was lying in front of him exposed and apparently expecting to be fucked on the hood of turbocharged sports car in his favorite color! When did Naruto die and went to heaven? It was like a wet dream or a porno movie – absurd and a bit surreal but also extremely sexy.
Sasuke pulled his pants just enough to uncover his rear. Maybe he should feel weird and uncomfortable but he didn’t. Naruto looked like he was about to cum on the spot and that was what Sasuke aimed for. He tightened his legs around Naruto’s neck and brutally pulled him closer with an evil smile.
“You were saying?” Naruto moaned and kissed Sasuke. When he leaned down Sasuke reached between his legs, grabbed Naruto’s waistband and started to look for a zipper of his jeans. He opened it impatiently and pulled out Naruto’s fully erected manhood. It throbbed in his hand, hot and hard. Naruto moaned again and grabbed Sasuke’s hips to pull him closer even though there was no space between them anyway.
“Fuck…” Naruto tried to think. He needed to prepare his lover or something, right?
“JUST FUCK ME DOBE!” Sasuke lifted his butt from the hood and rubbed his exposed entrance against Naruto’s dick and balls. Naruto spit into his palm and rubbed the saliva over the tip of his cock before he pushed in. It went pretty smoothly. After the busy night and morning Sasuke wasn’t actually UN-prepared…
“Oh… That’s it, dobe…. Come on…” Naruto moved in and out making Sasuke moan. They had just started and he already had to try hard not to cum. He pulled out all the way and took a deep breath.
“What…? Don’t…don’t do that!” Sasuke tried to complain but then Naruto was inside of him again, fucking him fast and hard. It felt amazing to be entered again. The brunette’s legs pulled the blond closer desperate for even more contact and then Naruto pulled all the way out once again.
“No, Naruto! PLEEEEEEEEEASE, stop it!” When Naruto’s dick slid back in, wet and slick with pre-cum, hitting straight in the right spot Sasuke’s whole body convulsed and exploded. The orgasm went through it from head to toes like a bolt of lightning. And then suddenly Naruto was gone.
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Sakura decided that it was time to work on her relationship with Naruto. She had left her car at the garage where the blond worked and tried to call him again after she talked to Ino. This time Naruto did answer his phone and she was able to tell him about her predicament. He agreed to help her out. He wasn’t as enthusiastic as she expected him to be but he also didn’t hesitate to offer a helping hand. He promised to go and check her car immediately so she knew where he would be. She called a taxi and went back to Jiraya’s garage with two bowls of hot ramen and a six-pack of beer. She was going to spend this afternoon with Naruto talking about his supposed boyfriend. She stepped out of the cab with a bag of ramen in one hand and beers in the other. She cursed as she almost fell slipping on some oil stain on the driveway.
She walked toward an opened door when some weak protests reached her ears. She walked inside and froze. Right in front of her on the hood of some disgustingly orange car lied Sasuke Uchiha – the most beautiful, handsome and amazing man in the whole world. He was shirtless, his head was tilted back, his midnight black hair spread around his gorgeous face like a halo and… and he was being fucked by Naruto, hard. And he was begging him to stop. Naruto was raping the love of her life. It was shocking and repulsing! For a moment there her brain had shot down before she realized that she should do something. She had to SAVE him! She dropped everything and jumped toward Naruto grabbing his hair and pulling with all her strength. She succeeded in separating him from his poor victim and felt relieved at the sight of Naruto’s cum splashed on the orange Bomex front spoiler. At least he didn’t finish inside of Sasuke!
Naruto didn’t know what was going on. He was so overwhelmed with pleasure that he hardly even noticed a tight grip on his hair. And then he found himself being pulled away from Sasuke and hit countless times with something that could only be a purse. He fixed his pants as much as he could and then tried to shield his head but it was useless. It hurt like a bitch. He tried to speak but shrieking shouts of his attacker were much louder. It was Sakura but he had no idea why was she hitting him and yelling at him. He could hardly understand anything from her rambling.
Sasuke had to admit that it was an amazing orgasm. Not just for a quicky but generally. Naruto in his dirty clothes and all those cool cars around were an amazing turn on. And the fact that they were both almost completely clothed too! Supra’s hood provided a perfect angle for him to push back down sliding on his own sweat to meet each and every of Naruto’s thrusts. He wondered if his outline was now this car’s new decoration. It has to be! Naruto practically fucked him into it! A-fucking-mazing…..
He looked up to see Naruto’s face in the ultimate moment but it was out of sight and then Naruto was out of reach and Sasuke’s legs lost their support and fell down.
“What the fuck?!” He grumbled and sat up. Then quickly pulled his pants up and slid of the car. He wasn’t someone who got easily pissed but it happened significantly more often since he had met the blond. To say that he was pissed now wouldn’t even be close to what he felt. He was infuriated. He caught the hand holding a purse and squeezed it so hard that for a moment he expected to hear a sound of bone being crashed. Instead he heard a horribly loud and high pitched cry and the sound of a purse falling onto the ground. He pulled the woman away from his boyfriend and pushed her further away from them both. He stood between her and his man, facing her with a newly improved version of his trade mark death glare that was quickly evolving to almost really be almost lethal. Then he picked up the fallen purse and threw it dead center in her huge forehead leaving imprinted D&G.
“I told you to stay away from him, you bitch!”
Naruto looked up shocked and confused. He didn’t know what was happening and who he should try to protect. Sakura attacked him but Sasuke hit her… And Sasuke was the crazy one who at least tried to hit other people practically every day! He was almost sure that they would start to fight! When Sasuke throw the purse at Sakura Naruto grabbed him from behind and held in tight embrace. Sasuke was grateful. He was afraid that he would actually do something stupid and besides he liked to be held so close to Naruto. He needed that after making love. Earlier he thought that it would be funny if Sakura went in on them but now, when it actually happened he felt dirty. It was awful, like someone took a part of their intimacy. Sasuke felt sick. He just wanted to be close to Naruto with the rest of the world as far as possible.
“LET HIM GO YOU BASTARD!!! Sasuke, I’ll help you!”
“Who the fuck are you to call me by my first name? You’ll pay for this!”
Sasuke tried to free himself from Naruto’s grip.
“I… I tried to help you… He… He…” Saskura took he purse and once again stated to beat Naruto. Sasuke was ready to bite his (or Naruto’s) hands off just to free himself and kill Sakura. Sakura wanted to free Sasuke and kill Naruto and Naruto just wanted to be somewhere else but still tried to hold Sasuke, keeping him from killing Sakura and at the same time trying to survive Sakura’s attack. It pissed him off. First she distracted him during his orgasm and now she was going to leave some weird bruises on his head and face. After few more hits he seriously considered letting Sasuke to kill her but then something else stopped her.
“Jiraiya! Thank God! What are you doing here?” The white haired man was holding Sakura in a similar hold that Naruto had on Sasuke.
“I was just passing by and heard shouts so I decided to check what’s up. It’s not like I’ve been watching you two flirting and fucking on the orange Supra or anything.” Naruto frowned.
“If I wasn’t so happy that you’re here I would kick your ass for that, you know!?”
“He, he, he… You’re funny. Take the Uchiha home and I’ll get rid of her. We’ll meet on Monday. I’ll check her car later since I’m here anyway.”
“Thanks old man! I would say I owe you but I don’t! And if I ever find out that you’ve taped it I’ll tell Tsunade about ‘the’ pictures!” Jiraiya gasped.
“You wouldn’t! And you don’t even know her!”
“You bet?” Naruto pulled still struggling Sasuke out of the garage grabbing his T-shirt on his way to the door. He put the Uchiha to the car and took a driver’s seat. Then he leaned in, kissed the brunette passionately and took off in a general direction of a beach.
TBC
