Akatsuki Maddness
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
1,216
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
13, come on count with me!
What to say about this? Hn. Well Jiraiya-sannin pops up, or Jiji as I have taken to calling him [maybe I should post that other fic where he has a brat? *shrug*] and hot springs, emotions flying all over and other strange mad shit. Enjoy. =^.^=
Kakuzu: Little girl... No wait... Nara Shikamaru.
Itachi: Ooh.
Zetsu: Zzzz...
Tobi: *hides behind Hoshiko*
Hoshiko: *throws hands in the air* Why do I bother?! I'm off! *wonders to go to a resturant*
Hidan: You asked for it. *points* Rock Lee.
Kisame: Oh snap.
Kitsune: *purrs*
Deidara: *squeals* Take her un! Take her un!
Sasori: *hugging the scroll* Mama. *realises he's been stared at. coughs and pockets the scroll* Moving on.
Kakuzu: ...Rock Lee?
Itachi: Burn!
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: Guys... Hoshiko left... Tobi thinks she's gone for good.
Hoshiko: *In hot springs* Ahh, nice and relaxing...
Hidan: Hahaha! XD
Kisame: Nice.
Kitsune: Tch. She proberly just went to the hot springs. *grabs Tobi and Deidara* Come on you saps lets join her, the rest of you burn in Hell.
Deidara: *blinks as he's dragged away*
Sasori: Good go.
Kakuzu: Who's that?
Itachi: ...fool...
Zetsu: Zzzz...
Tobi: ;^; *is dragged*
Hoshiko: I sense maddness and distruction heading my way... oh why can't I get a moment of peace?!
Hidan: You don't know who Rock Lee of Konoha is?
Kisame: *sweatdrop*
Kitsune: *after forcefully stripping the two boys and dropping them in the hot springs* Be good and don't annoy Hosh or I'll have you both screaming like little bitches go it. *relaxes*
Deidara: *to Tobi* Is it just me or does she seem......bitchier un?
Sasori: Seriously dude, you don't know who Rock Lee is? The green spandex wearing guy that mostly whooped Orochimaru's little bone bitch.
Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Oh my kami *slaps forehead*
Zetsu: Zzz...
Tobi: Hai... *whispers* Maybe she's pregnant...
Hoshiko: *rolls eyes* Oh what a lovely suprise...
Hidan: ....
Kisame: I was better off drunk.
Kitsune: Nani? You want us to move? We can, there's a nice pool over there we can relocate too. *bursts out crying for no reason*
Deidara: Holy shit un. O.O You know Tobi-kun, you could be right.
Sasori: I'm affiliated with idiots.
Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: I want some Sake now...
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: ... D:
Hoshiko: Oh for Kam- *shoves a birth control pill in Kitsune's mouth* SWALLOW IT NOW. *in head* Why must they torture me so? Why can't I find NORMAL people who wont annoy me... *out loud* I need a boyfriend...
Hidan: .....
Kisame: *walks off*
Kitsune: *frowns and spits pill at Hosh* Not pregnant. We'll go to the other pool then. *drags Dei and Tobi around to the other pool and drops them in again*
Deidara: *coughing* Do you mind un? That hair takes forever to brush un.
Sasori: *mumbles* I need a girlfriend.
Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *follows*
Zetsu: *wakes up* Nani? Where'd everyone go?
Tobi: D:
Hoshiko: *sighs and leans back in water*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: *is still just walking*
Kitsune: *relaxes while twirling a kunai in one hand*
Deidara: *is too afraid to realx incase Kit does something drastic*
Sasori: Kakuzu......You suck.
Kakuzu: Ooh go get a girlfriend you red headed bastard.
Itachi: *is walking beside Kisame*
Zetsu: *looks about* Kitsune? Hoshiko? Tobi?
Tobi: *hugging to Deidara frightened*
Hoshiko: *lets out a huff and closes eyes*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: *still walking*
Kitsune: *looks up* Something wrong boys?
Deidara: Iie un.
Sasori: Didn't hear you try and deny it though.
Kakuzu: You'd keep telling me I was if I denied it anyway, so what's the point?
Itachi: *still walking* Where are we going?
Zetsu: KITSUNE!!?!
Tobi: *sweat drop* Iie iie.
Hoshiko: *swims about a little*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: Don't care just had to get away from them.
Kitsune: *ear twitches* HOT SPRINGS ZETSU-KOI!! *sits back down and relaxes still handling the kunai*
Deidara: Why.....do you have that kunai Kit-chan un?
Kitsune: Amusement.
Sasori: True.........and I really do need a girlfriend. v_v
Kakuzu: Well then go find one.
Itachi: I feel you there buddy *pats back*
Zetsu: *runs and dives in hot springs* :3
Tobi: *is splashed*
Hoshiko: *sings Wind - Akeboshi*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: Arigato Itachi-kun.
Kitsune: *smirks* About time you joined us.
Deidara: *soaked and unimpressed* Un.
Sasori: Yeah, have you noticed the only chicks we hang around with are nuts? I'd have a better chance getting Dei in a girl's outfit and dating him then survive those two.
Kakuzu: They're not that bad. It's only because they hang around with us...
Itachi: *nods* Dango?
Zetsu :3
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Lalala... You can have it all, you're my wonder wallllll... *singing more*
Hidan:....*is almost as silent as a Aburame*
Kisame: Sounds good.
Kitsune: *still holding that darn kunai* See, I said you liked the water.
Deidara: *giving Tobi a sad look* Un. I think I have water on the lens of my scope un.
Sasori: True that.
Kakuzu: For the love of god Hidan... say something! Anything! *to Sasori* It is true, I mean, they're like the only girls that aren't fan girls who hang around with us. And they ain't that bad looking either.
Itachi: Hai. *wonders off to Dango store*
ZetsU: Puuuur :3
Tobi: Take it off.
Hoshiko: BORED! *gets up and wonders over, not realising she's butt naked but concealed in steam* Sorry for snapping... can I join?
Zetsu: *nose bleed*
Tobi: ... Hoshiko's naked...
Hidan: *opens mouth but then closes it again without saying anything*
Kisame: *follows Itachi*
Kitsune: And what you haven't realised I am too? *to Hosh* Forgiven. *stands* Hug? ^^
Deidara: Tobi-kun......I can't take it off un.
Sasori: True, true and they were kinda nice to have me ressurected.
Kakuzu: *to Hidan* Your mom was a fat bitch but she was good in bed. *to Sasori* See? Told you so.
Itachi: *orders Dango*
Zetsu: Naked hug... *more blood*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *hugs Kitsune* :3
Hidan: .......At least I had a mother.
Kisame: Hmm. Dango. ^^
Kitsune: :3 *hugs........pulls Hosh into the pool with a squeal*
::somewhere hidden Jiraiya is perving....gomen....researching.::
Deidara: Tobi-kun? You do realise it's a replacement don't you?
Sasori: Harsh dude....s. I suppose and comeon we're a little nuts too, we are afterall mass murders.
Kakuzu: *to Hidan* Haha, you said something! *to Sasori* See? So they're not bad eh? Which one do you like more eh? ¬w¬
Itachi: *gives Kisame his Dango and eats his own*
Zetsu: :0!!!
Tobi: What?
Hoshiko: *squeel* xD
Hidan: *shrugs*
Kisame: Arigato. *starts eating*
Kitsune: *splashing around under Hosh and the water* :3
Deidara: *stares at the girls* At least it's not me this time un.
Sasori: Hm......Not sure. Kit has her charms and she's more like DeiDei......*thinks that over for about half a second* Hosh, defiently Hosh.
::please note that JiJi is still perving on the girls::
Kakuzu: *to Hidan* Hahahaha... *to Sasori* So...? What you gonna do now?
Itachi: ^w^ *dangoed*
Zetsu: I like this pool.
Tobi: Hehee...
Hoshiko: *sniffs the air* My pervert senses are tingeling...
Hidan: .....
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Mine too, actually that was the main reason I was holding the kunai. *gets looked at oddly by the boys* Oh not you dears.
Deidara: *smirks and rests hands on the rocks*
Sasori: I'm not going to do anything.
Kakuzu: Not even ask her on a date?
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: Phew...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *looks in bush* There it is! *tackles bush*
Hidan: *listens*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *tackles with Hosh then remebers* Um. Hosh-chan, hate to say this while we're laying on top of a super pervert........but we're naked, he's proberly loving this.
Deidara: Oh, dear un. *sits up slightly*
Sasori: Later, you know how she gets if she's trying to relax and someone annoys her.
:: please note that Jiji is defiently loving this ::
Kakuzu: Hai... I learned the hard way *shudders*
Itachi: Dango...
Zetsu: I know I'd love it
Tobi: *grins*
Hoshiko: BAKA! Katon: Gôkakyû no Jutsu! *blows fireball at Jiji*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: Good dango.
Kitsune: *shrieks because she still in the line of fire, clutches Jiji* AAAHHH!! HOSH!! *disappears in puff of smoke*
Deidara: Um.......Hosh-chan, you didn't just fry Kit-chan did you un? *is worried* You'll do my nails un?
Sasori: *raises brow* Oh yeah, I think Leader-tan has that taped.
Kakuzu: ...I'll get him...
Itachi: Dangooo
Zetsu: o.o
Tobi: Vicious...
Hoshiko: Do your nails? What? *tapes Kitsune's pile of smoke* Come back baka-chan!
Hidan: You can look it up on youtube. Leader-tan is a member.
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *in undisclosed place in the arms of Jiji, they look at one another and blink* Um.....Konnochiwa?
Deidara: *holds up his hand* Hai, how do you think they're done so good un? She's great at giving manicures un.
Sasori: Yeah I saw that, 5000 views and about 75 comments.
Kakuzu: *twitch*
Itachi: Dango...
Zetsu: *blinks*
Tobi: *sweat drops*
Hoshiko: *twitches* I'll leave you alone then... *goes and gets changed*
Hidan: *sighs* Good times.
Kisame: Dango...
Kitsune: Think you can put me down now?
Jiraiya: *looking down* Um......Iie, not right now.
Kitsune: Oh....kay. *looks around cautiously*
Deidara: ........ITACHI DOES IT TOO UN!! ><
Sasori: Don't feel bad, he also has one on there of Deidara in that maid's outfit when he lost that bet and had to clean the base.....though, he did seem to rather enjoy that....Hn.
Kakuzu: Hai... that was odd.
Itachi: Dango.
Zetsu: ...Okay...
Tobi: Itachi-san does my nails too ^^
Hoshiko: Not something to be proud of Tobi *walks out of hot bath* Ahh... relaxed now ^^
Hidan: Heh. That it was.......We have got to make him do that again though, the base was so clean afterwards.
Kisame: Hai ^^
Kitsune: *waving legs back and forward* You done yet?
Jiraiya: Nope.
Kitsune: *sigh*
Deidara: We couldn't sleep un. *follows Hosh and dresses* We were bored un. She even braided my hair un.....*palm to face*....Shouldn't have mentioned that un.
Sasori: Hai, saves us having to do it.
Kakuzu: Hai...
Itachi: Dangoed
Zetsu: *does the same as Hoshi and Deidei*
Tobi: *follows Zetsu*
Hoshiko: Hey Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori! Whatcha talking about?
Hidan: *looks up*
Kisame: Yummies
Kitsune: Tch, okay are you just going to stare or what because it's kinda cold here and I'm all wet.
Jiraiya: *grins*
Kitsune: Oh for Kami's sake. You pervert! ><
Deidara: I hope Kit's alright.
Sasori: Just talking about Deidara's maid outfit and how we should get him to do it again.
Deidara: *blush*
Kakuzu: *clears throat and nudges Sasori*
Itachi: Yesness...
Zetsu: Hai... Tobi, you do realise you're still naked.
Tobi: ...Yep...
Hoshiko: *blinks*
Hidan: *giving Tobi a look* Where is you cloak?
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: If you even think about putting that anywhere near my......
:: CENSORED FOR VARIOUS REASONS ::
Deidara: Gah! Tobi-kun un?! O.O
Sasori: Eh? Oh right.......Um. *hand behind the head* Hoshiko-chan, can......can I ask you something?
Kakuzu: *grins*
Itachi: Numm nums...
Zetsu: *takes off cloak and covers Tobi* Baka! get your clothes on!
Tobi: Fine... *wonders off to hot springs*
Hoshiko: Well, you didn't give me much chance did yah Sasori-sama? *grins* Yes, of course you can ^^
Hidan: *shakes his head*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Er......::still censored::
Deidara: O.o *points at Tobi* Not to sound absolutely gay or anything but did anyone have any idea that Tobi had THAT in his pants?
Sasori: *to Deidara* You failed it sounded gay. *to Hosh* I was wondering.....if you wanted to.....I mean if you're not busy....
Hidan: Of for f--k sakes! Ask already!
Sasori: Shut up! Anyway, would you like to.....um......go out sometime?
Kakuzu: *big grin*
Itachi: Dango :3
Zetsu: Kami! I didn't know!
Tobi: Hello Kitsune-chan! Just came to collect my- OHMYKAMI! GET OFF OF HER PERVERT! *tackles Jiji*
Hoshiko: Erm... uh... okay.
Hidan: It's surprising isn't it?
Kisame: Yummy dango
Kitsune: *sitting up and blinking* Wow....Go Tobi-kun. *watches* And I mean WOW O.O
Deidara: *shakes head*
Sasori: ........Ok, that was easy.
Kakuzu: Kawwii! ^^
Itachi: Dango...
Zetsu: Wait... did I just miss something?
Tobi: *currently beating up Jiji in Zetsu's cloak*
Hoshiko: *blush* ^^'
Hidan: .....
Kisame: Hmm ^^
Kitsune: *jumping around cheering until it goes quiet* *blink* Oh snap.
*Jiji's tied Tobi up in his cloak, to a rock and dropped him in the pool*
Kitsune: And Akatsuki gets their asses handed to them again ne? *deadpanned while hanging over Jiji's shoulder*
Deidara: .....Tobi-kun's taking awhile.
Sasori: I asked Hosh out she said yes.
Kakuzu: *starry eyed* With the help of meee!
Itachi: Dango.
Zetsu: Awwwwwww.
Tobi: O.O *breaks free and thinks* What can I beat him with... I KNOW! *henge's into a beautiful naked woman* Follow me Jiji-kun *runs outside*
Hoshiko: *blush* So erm... what are we gonna do?
Zetsu: I can think of a a few things you'll DO!
Hoshiko: *punches Zetsu*
Zetsu: Ow...
Hidan: Cute.
Kisame: Dango.
Kitsune: That's not going to......*Jiji starts following Tobi* Hn....I stand corrected.
Deidara: *laughs at Zetsu before seeing Tobi* What in the nine Hells un? *sees Jiji and screams* SANNIN UN!! *dives into Zetsu's arms*
Sasori: Yeah, he helped. *looks at what Dei's screaming about* Oh great. We're gonna get pwned again.
Kakuzu: Sannin?! *jumps in to Hidans arms* AHHH!
Zetsu: AHHH! *runs away*
Itachi: Did I just hear... Sannin?
Tobi: Wee! *runs past everyone as a naked woman* Come on Jiji-kun!
Hoshiko: *rolls up sleeves* Pervert. If he comes anywhere near my Sasori-sama... I'll have his head.
Hidan: *holding Kakuzu* Were is Itachi when you need him?
Kisame: I think you did......Don't think that Hokage-bitch is here do you?
Kitsune: Oh I'm glad you're all worried about little old me. *sarcasm anyone* Tch, fine. *sweetest as possible* Jiji-kuuun, if we go back to the pools I'll give you a lap dannnce.
Jiraiya: Tempting.
Kitsune: I have geisha training tooo.
Jiraiya: SOLD!! *about faces*
Deidara: You know, I think Kit just saved us un.
Sasori: *sweatdrop*
Kakuzu: *sigh* Pervert for a pervert...
Itachi: If she is... I'll kill her *evil eyes*
Zetsu: *sweat drop*
Tobi: *henge* Deidara-senpai! Did Tobi do good?
Hoshiko: Thank god... I don't want my hands dirty. So Sasori-sama. You know where we're gonna go?
Hidan: Correction. A deviant pervert for a super pervert.
Kisame: *looks outside* .....Nope it looks like that frog dude.......and *squints* He's running off with Kit.
Kitsune: ^^"
Deidara: You did.......uh great Tobi-kun un. You're still naked though un.
Sasori: ........Um. No idea, where you want to go?
Kakuzu: True...
Itachi: ... Meh...
Zetsu: HEY! THAT'S MY KITSUNE! *runs after but then stops* Sannin... he's a sannin *whimpers and cowers behind Sasori*
Tobi: Oh... right... *puts on clothes*
Hoshiko: Woah Tobi-kun! Your trouser sna- nevermind... *to Sasori* I don't mind ^^'
Hidan: *nods*
Kisame: More dango?
Kitsune: Aw.....Zetsu-koi cares. ^^ *still carried off*
Deidara: Kit-chan un! We've got to do something un! *cowers with Zetsu* But you're right he is a sannin un.
Sasori: Of for Mother's love! Pull yourselves together, Kit will be fine. *to Hosh* No really it's your choice, I'd proberly end up taking us to a kabuki play or something.
Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Hai...*eats*
Zetsu: ^^'
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: I love those things! Let's go there!
Hidan: .....*gets up and walks off*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: ::again with the censored warning::
Deidara:^^"
Sasori: *silent pause* I think I love you.
Kakuzu: Little girl... No wait... Nara Shikamaru.
Itachi: Ooh.
Zetsu: Zzzz...
Tobi: *hides behind Hoshiko*
Hoshiko: *throws hands in the air* Why do I bother?! I'm off! *wonders to go to a resturant*
Hidan: You asked for it. *points* Rock Lee.
Kisame: Oh snap.
Kitsune: *purrs*
Deidara: *squeals* Take her un! Take her un!
Sasori: *hugging the scroll* Mama. *realises he's been stared at. coughs and pockets the scroll* Moving on.
Kakuzu: ...Rock Lee?
Itachi: Burn!
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: Guys... Hoshiko left... Tobi thinks she's gone for good.
Hoshiko: *In hot springs* Ahh, nice and relaxing...
Hidan: Hahaha! XD
Kisame: Nice.
Kitsune: Tch. She proberly just went to the hot springs. *grabs Tobi and Deidara* Come on you saps lets join her, the rest of you burn in Hell.
Deidara: *blinks as he's dragged away*
Sasori: Good go.
Kakuzu: Who's that?
Itachi: ...fool...
Zetsu: Zzzz...
Tobi: ;^; *is dragged*
Hoshiko: I sense maddness and distruction heading my way... oh why can't I get a moment of peace?!
Hidan: You don't know who Rock Lee of Konoha is?
Kisame: *sweatdrop*
Kitsune: *after forcefully stripping the two boys and dropping them in the hot springs* Be good and don't annoy Hosh or I'll have you both screaming like little bitches go it. *relaxes*
Deidara: *to Tobi* Is it just me or does she seem......bitchier un?
Sasori: Seriously dude, you don't know who Rock Lee is? The green spandex wearing guy that mostly whooped Orochimaru's little bone bitch.
Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Oh my kami *slaps forehead*
Zetsu: Zzz...
Tobi: Hai... *whispers* Maybe she's pregnant...
Hoshiko: *rolls eyes* Oh what a lovely suprise...
Hidan: ....
Kisame: I was better off drunk.
Kitsune: Nani? You want us to move? We can, there's a nice pool over there we can relocate too. *bursts out crying for no reason*
Deidara: Holy shit un. O.O You know Tobi-kun, you could be right.
Sasori: I'm affiliated with idiots.
Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: I want some Sake now...
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: ... D:
Hoshiko: Oh for Kam- *shoves a birth control pill in Kitsune's mouth* SWALLOW IT NOW. *in head* Why must they torture me so? Why can't I find NORMAL people who wont annoy me... *out loud* I need a boyfriend...
Hidan: .....
Kisame: *walks off*
Kitsune: *frowns and spits pill at Hosh* Not pregnant. We'll go to the other pool then. *drags Dei and Tobi around to the other pool and drops them in again*
Deidara: *coughing* Do you mind un? That hair takes forever to brush un.
Sasori: *mumbles* I need a girlfriend.
Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *follows*
Zetsu: *wakes up* Nani? Where'd everyone go?
Tobi: D:
Hoshiko: *sighs and leans back in water*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: *is still just walking*
Kitsune: *relaxes while twirling a kunai in one hand*
Deidara: *is too afraid to realx incase Kit does something drastic*
Sasori: Kakuzu......You suck.
Kakuzu: Ooh go get a girlfriend you red headed bastard.
Itachi: *is walking beside Kisame*
Zetsu: *looks about* Kitsune? Hoshiko? Tobi?
Tobi: *hugging to Deidara frightened*
Hoshiko: *lets out a huff and closes eyes*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: *still walking*
Kitsune: *looks up* Something wrong boys?
Deidara: Iie un.
Sasori: Didn't hear you try and deny it though.
Kakuzu: You'd keep telling me I was if I denied it anyway, so what's the point?
Itachi: *still walking* Where are we going?
Zetsu: KITSUNE!!?!
Tobi: *sweat drop* Iie iie.
Hoshiko: *swims about a little*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: Don't care just had to get away from them.
Kitsune: *ear twitches* HOT SPRINGS ZETSU-KOI!! *sits back down and relaxes still handling the kunai*
Deidara: Why.....do you have that kunai Kit-chan un?
Kitsune: Amusement.
Sasori: True.........and I really do need a girlfriend. v_v
Kakuzu: Well then go find one.
Itachi: I feel you there buddy *pats back*
Zetsu: *runs and dives in hot springs* :3
Tobi: *is splashed*
Hoshiko: *sings Wind - Akeboshi*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: Arigato Itachi-kun.
Kitsune: *smirks* About time you joined us.
Deidara: *soaked and unimpressed* Un.
Sasori: Yeah, have you noticed the only chicks we hang around with are nuts? I'd have a better chance getting Dei in a girl's outfit and dating him then survive those two.
Kakuzu: They're not that bad. It's only because they hang around with us...
Itachi: *nods* Dango?
Zetsu :3
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Lalala... You can have it all, you're my wonder wallllll... *singing more*
Hidan:....*is almost as silent as a Aburame*
Kisame: Sounds good.
Kitsune: *still holding that darn kunai* See, I said you liked the water.
Deidara: *giving Tobi a sad look* Un. I think I have water on the lens of my scope un.
Sasori: True that.
Kakuzu: For the love of god Hidan... say something! Anything! *to Sasori* It is true, I mean, they're like the only girls that aren't fan girls who hang around with us. And they ain't that bad looking either.
Itachi: Hai. *wonders off to Dango store*
ZetsU: Puuuur :3
Tobi: Take it off.
Hoshiko: BORED! *gets up and wonders over, not realising she's butt naked but concealed in steam* Sorry for snapping... can I join?
Zetsu: *nose bleed*
Tobi: ... Hoshiko's naked...
Hidan: *opens mouth but then closes it again without saying anything*
Kisame: *follows Itachi*
Kitsune: And what you haven't realised I am too? *to Hosh* Forgiven. *stands* Hug? ^^
Deidara: Tobi-kun......I can't take it off un.
Sasori: True, true and they were kinda nice to have me ressurected.
Kakuzu: *to Hidan* Your mom was a fat bitch but she was good in bed. *to Sasori* See? Told you so.
Itachi: *orders Dango*
Zetsu: Naked hug... *more blood*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *hugs Kitsune* :3
Hidan: .......At least I had a mother.
Kisame: Hmm. Dango. ^^
Kitsune: :3 *hugs........pulls Hosh into the pool with a squeal*
::somewhere hidden Jiraiya is perving....gomen....researching.::
Deidara: Tobi-kun? You do realise it's a replacement don't you?
Sasori: Harsh dude....s. I suppose and comeon we're a little nuts too, we are afterall mass murders.
Kakuzu: *to Hidan* Haha, you said something! *to Sasori* See? So they're not bad eh? Which one do you like more eh? ¬w¬
Itachi: *gives Kisame his Dango and eats his own*
Zetsu: :0!!!
Tobi: What?
Hoshiko: *squeel* xD
Hidan: *shrugs*
Kisame: Arigato. *starts eating*
Kitsune: *splashing around under Hosh and the water* :3
Deidara: *stares at the girls* At least it's not me this time un.
Sasori: Hm......Not sure. Kit has her charms and she's more like DeiDei......*thinks that over for about half a second* Hosh, defiently Hosh.
::please note that JiJi is still perving on the girls::
Kakuzu: *to Hidan* Hahahaha... *to Sasori* So...? What you gonna do now?
Itachi: ^w^ *dangoed*
Zetsu: I like this pool.
Tobi: Hehee...
Hoshiko: *sniffs the air* My pervert senses are tingeling...
Hidan: .....
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Mine too, actually that was the main reason I was holding the kunai. *gets looked at oddly by the boys* Oh not you dears.
Deidara: *smirks and rests hands on the rocks*
Sasori: I'm not going to do anything.
Kakuzu: Not even ask her on a date?
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: Phew...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *looks in bush* There it is! *tackles bush*
Hidan: *listens*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *tackles with Hosh then remebers* Um. Hosh-chan, hate to say this while we're laying on top of a super pervert........but we're naked, he's proberly loving this.
Deidara: Oh, dear un. *sits up slightly*
Sasori: Later, you know how she gets if she's trying to relax and someone annoys her.
:: please note that Jiji is defiently loving this ::
Kakuzu: Hai... I learned the hard way *shudders*
Itachi: Dango...
Zetsu: I know I'd love it
Tobi: *grins*
Hoshiko: BAKA! Katon: Gôkakyû no Jutsu! *blows fireball at Jiji*
Hidan: .....
Kisame: Good dango.
Kitsune: *shrieks because she still in the line of fire, clutches Jiji* AAAHHH!! HOSH!! *disappears in puff of smoke*
Deidara: Um.......Hosh-chan, you didn't just fry Kit-chan did you un? *is worried* You'll do my nails un?
Sasori: *raises brow* Oh yeah, I think Leader-tan has that taped.
Kakuzu: ...I'll get him...
Itachi: Dangooo
Zetsu: o.o
Tobi: Vicious...
Hoshiko: Do your nails? What? *tapes Kitsune's pile of smoke* Come back baka-chan!
Hidan: You can look it up on youtube. Leader-tan is a member.
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *in undisclosed place in the arms of Jiji, they look at one another and blink* Um.....Konnochiwa?
Deidara: *holds up his hand* Hai, how do you think they're done so good un? She's great at giving manicures un.
Sasori: Yeah I saw that, 5000 views and about 75 comments.
Kakuzu: *twitch*
Itachi: Dango...
Zetsu: *blinks*
Tobi: *sweat drops*
Hoshiko: *twitches* I'll leave you alone then... *goes and gets changed*
Hidan: *sighs* Good times.
Kisame: Dango...
Kitsune: Think you can put me down now?
Jiraiya: *looking down* Um......Iie, not right now.
Kitsune: Oh....kay. *looks around cautiously*
Deidara: ........ITACHI DOES IT TOO UN!! ><
Sasori: Don't feel bad, he also has one on there of Deidara in that maid's outfit when he lost that bet and had to clean the base.....though, he did seem to rather enjoy that....Hn.
Kakuzu: Hai... that was odd.
Itachi: Dango.
Zetsu: ...Okay...
Tobi: Itachi-san does my nails too ^^
Hoshiko: Not something to be proud of Tobi *walks out of hot bath* Ahh... relaxed now ^^
Hidan: Heh. That it was.......We have got to make him do that again though, the base was so clean afterwards.
Kisame: Hai ^^
Kitsune: *waving legs back and forward* You done yet?
Jiraiya: Nope.
Kitsune: *sigh*
Deidara: We couldn't sleep un. *follows Hosh and dresses* We were bored un. She even braided my hair un.....*palm to face*....Shouldn't have mentioned that un.
Sasori: Hai, saves us having to do it.
Kakuzu: Hai...
Itachi: Dangoed
Zetsu: *does the same as Hoshi and Deidei*
Tobi: *follows Zetsu*
Hoshiko: Hey Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori! Whatcha talking about?
Hidan: *looks up*
Kisame: Yummies
Kitsune: Tch, okay are you just going to stare or what because it's kinda cold here and I'm all wet.
Jiraiya: *grins*
Kitsune: Oh for Kami's sake. You pervert! ><
Deidara: I hope Kit's alright.
Sasori: Just talking about Deidara's maid outfit and how we should get him to do it again.
Deidara: *blush*
Kakuzu: *clears throat and nudges Sasori*
Itachi: Yesness...
Zetsu: Hai... Tobi, you do realise you're still naked.
Tobi: ...Yep...
Hoshiko: *blinks*
Hidan: *giving Tobi a look* Where is you cloak?
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: If you even think about putting that anywhere near my......
:: CENSORED FOR VARIOUS REASONS ::
Deidara: Gah! Tobi-kun un?! O.O
Sasori: Eh? Oh right.......Um. *hand behind the head* Hoshiko-chan, can......can I ask you something?
Kakuzu: *grins*
Itachi: Numm nums...
Zetsu: *takes off cloak and covers Tobi* Baka! get your clothes on!
Tobi: Fine... *wonders off to hot springs*
Hoshiko: Well, you didn't give me much chance did yah Sasori-sama? *grins* Yes, of course you can ^^
Hidan: *shakes his head*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Er......::still censored::
Deidara: O.o *points at Tobi* Not to sound absolutely gay or anything but did anyone have any idea that Tobi had THAT in his pants?
Sasori: *to Deidara* You failed it sounded gay. *to Hosh* I was wondering.....if you wanted to.....I mean if you're not busy....
Hidan: Of for f--k sakes! Ask already!
Sasori: Shut up! Anyway, would you like to.....um......go out sometime?
Kakuzu: *big grin*
Itachi: Dango :3
Zetsu: Kami! I didn't know!
Tobi: Hello Kitsune-chan! Just came to collect my- OHMYKAMI! GET OFF OF HER PERVERT! *tackles Jiji*
Hoshiko: Erm... uh... okay.
Hidan: It's surprising isn't it?
Kisame: Yummy dango
Kitsune: *sitting up and blinking* Wow....Go Tobi-kun. *watches* And I mean WOW O.O
Deidara: *shakes head*
Sasori: ........Ok, that was easy.
Kakuzu: Kawwii! ^^
Itachi: Dango...
Zetsu: Wait... did I just miss something?
Tobi: *currently beating up Jiji in Zetsu's cloak*
Hoshiko: *blush* ^^'
Hidan: .....
Kisame: Hmm ^^
Kitsune: *jumping around cheering until it goes quiet* *blink* Oh snap.
*Jiji's tied Tobi up in his cloak, to a rock and dropped him in the pool*
Kitsune: And Akatsuki gets their asses handed to them again ne? *deadpanned while hanging over Jiji's shoulder*
Deidara: .....Tobi-kun's taking awhile.
Sasori: I asked Hosh out she said yes.
Kakuzu: *starry eyed* With the help of meee!
Itachi: Dango.
Zetsu: Awwwwwww.
Tobi: O.O *breaks free and thinks* What can I beat him with... I KNOW! *henge's into a beautiful naked woman* Follow me Jiji-kun *runs outside*
Hoshiko: *blush* So erm... what are we gonna do?
Zetsu: I can think of a a few things you'll DO!
Hoshiko: *punches Zetsu*
Zetsu: Ow...
Hidan: Cute.
Kisame: Dango.
Kitsune: That's not going to......*Jiji starts following Tobi* Hn....I stand corrected.
Deidara: *laughs at Zetsu before seeing Tobi* What in the nine Hells un? *sees Jiji and screams* SANNIN UN!! *dives into Zetsu's arms*
Sasori: Yeah, he helped. *looks at what Dei's screaming about* Oh great. We're gonna get pwned again.
Kakuzu: Sannin?! *jumps in to Hidans arms* AHHH!
Zetsu: AHHH! *runs away*
Itachi: Did I just hear... Sannin?
Tobi: Wee! *runs past everyone as a naked woman* Come on Jiji-kun!
Hoshiko: *rolls up sleeves* Pervert. If he comes anywhere near my Sasori-sama... I'll have his head.
Hidan: *holding Kakuzu* Were is Itachi when you need him?
Kisame: I think you did......Don't think that Hokage-bitch is here do you?
Kitsune: Oh I'm glad you're all worried about little old me. *sarcasm anyone* Tch, fine. *sweetest as possible* Jiji-kuuun, if we go back to the pools I'll give you a lap dannnce.
Jiraiya: Tempting.
Kitsune: I have geisha training tooo.
Jiraiya: SOLD!! *about faces*
Deidara: You know, I think Kit just saved us un.
Sasori: *sweatdrop*
Kakuzu: *sigh* Pervert for a pervert...
Itachi: If she is... I'll kill her *evil eyes*
Zetsu: *sweat drop*
Tobi: *henge* Deidara-senpai! Did Tobi do good?
Hoshiko: Thank god... I don't want my hands dirty. So Sasori-sama. You know where we're gonna go?
Hidan: Correction. A deviant pervert for a super pervert.
Kisame: *looks outside* .....Nope it looks like that frog dude.......and *squints* He's running off with Kit.
Kitsune: ^^"
Deidara: You did.......uh great Tobi-kun un. You're still naked though un.
Sasori: ........Um. No idea, where you want to go?
Kakuzu: True...
Itachi: ... Meh...
Zetsu: HEY! THAT'S MY KITSUNE! *runs after but then stops* Sannin... he's a sannin *whimpers and cowers behind Sasori*
Tobi: Oh... right... *puts on clothes*
Hoshiko: Woah Tobi-kun! Your trouser sna- nevermind... *to Sasori* I don't mind ^^'
Hidan: *nods*
Kisame: More dango?
Kitsune: Aw.....Zetsu-koi cares. ^^ *still carried off*
Deidara: Kit-chan un! We've got to do something un! *cowers with Zetsu* But you're right he is a sannin un.
Sasori: Of for Mother's love! Pull yourselves together, Kit will be fine. *to Hosh* No really it's your choice, I'd proberly end up taking us to a kabuki play or something.
Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Hai...*eats*
Zetsu: ^^'
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: I love those things! Let's go there!
Hidan: .....*gets up and walks off*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: ::again with the censored warning::
Deidara:^^"
Sasori: *silent pause* I think I love you.