Can I See Your Package

Can I See Your Package
part 13

Warning: As always naughtiness all around, dirty perverts trying to peak in in other people, bad language, oocness obviously, and every other warning imaginable. Also there are punctuations missing because when I upload the story it seems to only like certain punctuations to be put in the story. And of course i'm to lazy to fix it :)
Pairings: who knows? Whoever I decide to stick together
Rating: I guess I’ll go with NC-17? It’s been working so far....


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Ok So again there was a huge delay on this fic. Well It’s been a crappy couple of months. I had to actually have eye surgery because I have macular degeneration. Basically I couldn’t see for 3 weeks. This was only after I got promoted at my job. When I was able to go back to work I just needed a little time to rest my eyes and such but I finally got this chapter up. Hope everyone likes it. And ~hopefully~ I’ll be getting the next chapter up soon. I make no promises though.

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Gaara smirked slightly as he felt the warm dry air of the desert caress his cheek. It was nice to finally be back in his own element and away from the sticky air that Konoha was blessed with. Of course he was also happy to be away from all those bastards that lived in that village. What the hell was in the water over there? They were all so fucking annoying Gaara rolled his eyes and wished death upon most of the people he’d seen in the last few days.

“Gaara This is a great place for training ” Gaara looked at his lover running in circles as they crossed the desert. He had to hand it to Lee, the man never ran out of energy. And oh boy was that sexy....

Lee quickly ran in circles around Gaara as they moved closer to Suna. While he’d been getting a great workout from all the...activities he’d been doing with Gaara, he still needed to train Lee stopped for a moment to wipe the sweat off his brow. Goddamn, the sun was strong today Lee unzipped the neck of his leotard and folded the top part down so that he was bare chested. He nodded as he tied his sleeves around his waist.

“Ah, there we go. Gaara....” Lee turned to see his lover and blinked. Gaara’s tongue was practically hanging out of his head as he stared at Lee. “Uh...Gaara” Gaara blinked and wiped his chin.

“...” Lee smirked slightly and stretched his muscles. Gaara on the other hand was having trouble keeping his loins under control. Apparently his body had decided that it hadn’t seen Lee naked in a while and wanted him right at that moment. Maybe it was just because he was surrounded by his element because damn He was definitely hot for that bod Gaara stopped walking completely as he watched Lee run in circles. How was he not getting dizzy? Oh well, Anyway as he watched his lover run he came up with n idea. He crouched low to the sand and as Lee came close he jumped and tackled the black haired man to the ground.

“Gaara ” Gaara grinned and sat on Lee’s chest. “Gaara...can you please get off my chest? Unless you are trying to help me train? Yes What a brilliant idea ” Suddenly Gaara was thrown off and landed face first in the sand. “Now you can catch me Thank you Gaara I always appreciate the help for youthful training ”

After spitting out the sand, Gaara looked up to see Lee running away. Actually he was pretty much a speck in the horizon now. Gaara stood up and dusted himself off.

“Goddamn it Why can’t he use that energy for more important things ” Gaara sighed and lifted his hand. The sand started to rumble and suddenly a large wave of sand began to follow Lee. “Show him to throw me off....kick his ass with sand is what I’ll do...stupid youthful sensai I should rip him a new one too.” By the time Gaara was finished talking to himself, he had found Lee in a cage of sand.

“Gaara That wasn’t fair. I thought you wanted to help me train?” Gaara was tempted to smack the wide-eyed boy around for a while but was convinced otherwise. Lee was just so naive but cute at the same time.

“Lee. The only training I want to do is the kind that doesn’t involve your sensai and maybe some taijutsu.” Lee looked thoughtful for a minute then his eyes went wide.

“B-But we’re in the middle of the desert I didn’t think you were ~serious~ about the whole sex thing ” Gaara rolled his eyes and forced the sand off of his lover.

“When am I ~not~ serious about sex?” Lee nodded and stood up.

“Sorry Lovey, I didn’t realize you wanted me at the moment. So what did it for you? Was it my manly biceps or my awesome pecs?” Gaara smiled and was about to speak when he heard the crunching of sand behind him.

“What the...?” Suddenly Gaara was face first in the sand ~again~.

“Gaara Lee Oh I’m so glad I found you I thought I was lost ” Gaara growled as he flipped the other boy off of him. Lee quickly helped his lover up.

“But....Naruto-kun....you’ve gone to Suna many times....” Gaara glared and stood in front of Lee, you know, just in case the blonde wanted to stare.

“What the hell are you doing here?.” Naruto frowned slightly when suddenly he was hit in the head with a rock.

“Moron We were supposed to stay hidden ” Lee frowned as he looked over to the newcomer, Neji. Why isn’t that a surprise? Gaara put a hand to his forehead. ‘Why me All I wanted was some hot sex I swear they will all die slowly and painfully.’ Gaara grinned as the sand behind Naruto and Neji began to rise. Lee sweat-dropped and grabbed Gaara.

“Um...maybe you two should head on back to Konoha now....it might be wise...”

“Oh no Lee, let them come with us, I won’t mind at all. I mean the desert is a dangerous place and people have been known to disappear here...hehehehe....” Lee swallowed nervously as his boyfriend grinned and seemed to loose his mind..... again.

“Wait people disappear in the desert? How do they do that? Do they know magic?” Gaara’s eye twitched as Lee looked a the blond in disbelief. Neji smacked Naruto in the head.

“Even I didn’t think you were ~that~ stupid ” Naruto rubbed his head and frowned.

“Maybe it’s because everyone smacks him in the head. I mean that has to cause damage eventually right?” Gaara and Neji nodded slightly as Lee walked over to Naruto.”Why don’t we just forget about the disappearing people ok? Look Naruto, Gaara and I are going to Suna for a little, just to get away from...well...” Lee looked at Naruto’s wide blue eyes and coughed gently.

“For the love of everything holy Can’t you dumbasses understand that we want away from all of you? We would like to fuck in peace Thank you very much ” Neji frowned but wisely kept his mouth shut. He was a perv, but he was not stupid. Naruto on the other hand...

“Dude that’s totally cool, we can watch and not say a word so you can do it in peace!” Gaara glared dangerously but before he could do anything Lee had smacked Naruto in the head. Gaara looked at Lee with hearts over his head.

“Lee...” Lee looked embarrassed and scratched his head. Gaara couldn’t help but smile lovingly at the taller boy. .

“I’m sorry but ~that~ was just ridiculous.” Naruto looked like a kicked puppy as Gaara and Lee walked away. Neji sighed and when he was sure the couple was out of hearing distance he turned to Naruto.

“You are an idiot. You know that we have to meet up with Kiba and Sakura in a little while. They are not going to be happy that you gave up our positions. I’m not going to stop Sakura from beating you up this time either ” Neji began to walk away when Naruto stopped him.

“Don’t leave me here Neji! I might really get lost! ” Neji rolled his eyes.

“How the hell does Sasuke put up with you....”

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Lee took a long pull on the bottle of water. Now he wasn’t one to complain. Hell he loved challenges and all but this was ridiculous The desert was absolutely bare. Not even a cactus or a sand-worm to keep him busy. It was all sand and while sand had it’s good points it was still way too much. Lee looked over at his lover to see him smiling slightly as he manipulated the sand a few feet in front of them. Actually at the moment Gaara made a sand form of Sakura and then had it decapitated with a kunai. While funny and the likeness was amazing, there were some things that were just creepy. Especially with the way Gaara was laughing.

“That’s right, you go near Lee again slut! Tear your head off, that’s what I’d do! Hehehe.” Lee was beginning to think the heat was getting to his lover.

“Um, Gaara lovey, why don’t we set up camp, it’s starting to get dark and I think we both need a break.” Gaara smirked as the Neji he made exploded into thousands of sand particles.

“Lee, I love the desert.” Gaara smiled as he sat down and began to build a sand castle. Apparently Lee was going to be setting up camp by himself.

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Lee sat on the sand in front of the fire. Now it was freezing and Lee was not very happy about that. He looked over at Gaara who had made a replica of Konoha and was now squishing all the little sand people in it. Lee was pretty sure the sooner they got away from all the sand, the better.

“Hey Lee.” Lee smiled at his lover as the red head moved to sit next to him. “I want you to know that I really appreciate you coming home with me.” Lee leaned over and kissed him softly.

“I’d do anything for you Gaara Even if this has been kind of scary and I rather be in a place with constant temperature, I don’t mind. Especially if it’s for you ” Gaara smiled and snuggled up to Lee.

“You know...we are all alone out here and we never did get to fool around....” Lee smirked and leaned over to kiss Gaara. Of course being the sexy beasts they were, kissing soon turned to touching. Lee quickly lowered Gaara to the sand as they settled against one another. The taijutsu master’s hand reached under the Kazekage’s robe to touch the warm skin. Gaara pulled at the spandex over his lover’s body. “Fuck, how can something make you look so good yet be the biggest pain in the ass to get off of you ” Lee chuckled slightly as he leaned down to bite the white flesh of his lovers skin. There was only one problem with that, as he bit down, he was thrown off of Gaara and back into the sand. Lee cursed as he spit sand out of his mouth.

“Gaara ” Gaara frowned as he sat up, his robe falling off of his left shoulder. “Why the hell did you do that?” Gaara frowned and glared.

“Excuse you, I instigated this if you’ll remember so why the hell would I push you off?” Lee’s eyes narrowed as he stood wiping sand off of his clothes.

“Well I don’t see anyone else around here capable of moving sand. If I knew you were going to be like that I wouldn’t have even bothered.” Gaara jumped up and glared at his lover.

“Lee I swear I didn’t do that ” Lee looked at his lover and though he felt he should be slightly pissed he couldn’t help but want to bury himself in the heat of his lover. Especially with that robe hanging off of him like ~that~. Lee shook his head trying to get his mind out of the gutter. “I don’t get it, my sand armor actually attacked you” Lee groaned and looked down in between his legs.

“You’re kidding right? I mean you got me all riled up and now I can’t even touch you! Gaaaaaara!” Gaara frowned.

“You can’t possibly think I am happy with this? I wanted to fuck just as badly as you do but I guess because we are in the desert the sand is just....more protective or something.” Lee flopped down onto the sand in a huff.

“Well this certainly sucks.” Gaara nodded as he sat across from Lee. They sat in silence for a few minutes when suddenly Gaara grinned widely.

“You know Lee, just because we can’t touch each other doesn’t mean we can’t watch....” Lee looked slightly confused for a minute then his head snapped to attention. Suddenly it was as if he was in the NBA as he ripped off his pants. Gaara smirked and slowly began to lower his robes off of his shoulders. He had to admit it was a real turn on to have Lee staring at him so passionately. Lee moved closer to get a better view while Gaara smiled. His robe spilled around his hips and his hands slid over his chest. “Feels nice Lee...wish you could touch me...” Lee bit his tongue as he watched those slender hands move along pale skin. The moon shining on porcelain white and caressing smooth muscle. Lee’s eyes widened as Gaara leaned back on his elbow moaning Lee’s name. His hand dropping past straining muscle down to quivering skin. The taijutsu master’s breath caught in his throat as his lover gasped and ran shaky fingers over hardening skin. “Oh god..Lee!” Lee wanted so bad to reach out and take over the task. Oh did he ever want to touch the red head at that moment. There was a loud gasp as Gaara reached lower his erection now starting to look how Lee’s felt. It looked like it ~hurt~.

“God baby please your killing me!” Gaara closed his eyes and licked his lips. His chest rising and falling quickly as his hand wrapped firmly around his member. Lee was lost as his own hand reached right for the hard flesh between his legs. “Talk to me Gaara...please love..” Gaara moaned as he opened his mouth only to gasp as his thumb ran over the clear liquid on the tip of his cock. “I want to taste you Gaara.” The sand-nin didn’t even hesitate as he brought his finger to his lips. The black haired ninja groaned as his hand moved faster over his own cock. God his lover was so sexy! He refused to close his eyes as Gaara’s hand moved faster. It was such a beautiful sight as Gaara began to sweat and his body trembled. Lee could see how close his lover was and he wanted to see Gaara reach the ultimate pleasure. There was only a slight problem. He wanted to get in on the action. He pounced not caring that the sand would probably rip him in two. Gaara yelped as he was pushed to the sand and kissed frantically. Lee’s own cock digging into his hip as his own erection rubbed against his lovers thigh.

“Lee!” The other boy grabbed his lovers hardened flesh and stroked it with a fiery passion. “Nnn!” Gaara bit his lip as his body shook the fire in his gut finally exploding. He cried out and came hard over his loves hand. “Mmm...” Lee ground his hips into Gaara’s a few times before he too came. He landed on top of his lover and breathed deeply. Of course since the sand was right under his nose he began to cough violently. That’s of course when the sand armor became lively again and threw Lee about ten feet away. Gaara sat up quickly and grimaced as Lee landed face first into the sand his ass sticking up in the air. “Lee are you ok?” Lee groaned as he sat up and again spit out some sand.

“You know I’m really not liking this sand right now.” Gaara slipped his robe back over himself and walked over to his lovers clothes. He picked them up and brought the spandex to his lover.

“Sorry love.” Lee shook his head and sat up.

“Oh no!” Gaara looked at Lee who was now scratching his bottom. “There is sand up my butt!” Gaara tried hard not to laugh, he really did but to see Lee scratching at his ass was just too funny. Lee of course was not all that amused. “Hey it’s not funny! This seriously itches!” Gaara shook his head and walked back to the fire.

“You’ll just have to wait until we get to Suna.” Lee whimpered as he felt the uncomfortable grains slide against his sensitive bottom.

“This is not cool at all Gaara, I just give you an amazing orgasm and now I have to suffer! Your sand is evil! EVIL!!” Gaara grinned as he lay on one of the sleeping bags.

“Good night love.” Lee frowned but decided not to fight as he settled near Gaara but not close enough for the sand to brutalize him at night. Though Lee did feel a little violated by the sand already, it just wasn’t nice!

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“Shh! Your too loud!”

“Nu-uh! You’re the one being really loud stupid head!”

“Did you really just say ‘stupid head?’”

“Yes I did! What’s it to ya?”

“Nothing, just that you’re an even bigger moron then I thought.”

“Would you three shut up! We’re trying to sneak around here!”

Gaara groaned as he heard the four so-called ‘ninja’s’ try to make there way toward’s the little camp they had set up. Well ok Lee set it up but that’s beside the point. Gaara tried to ignore them hoping that they’d be to stupid to realize where the camp actually was. But of course that wasn’t going to happen because Gaara’s life sucked.

“Gaara! We found you again!” Gaara groaned as he sat up. Lee who had been about 10 ft to his left also began to stir.

“I wanna play with the pony....”Gaara looked over at his lover and sighed. That boy had some seriously wacked out dreams.

“What do you idiots want. Why are you even here? Don’t you have...I don’t know...~missions~ to go on or something?”

“Well....not really that’s why we came to find you. Hell you guys are a hell of a lot more interesting then Naruto and his collection of Pac-Man lunch boxes.”

“Hey Shut up Kiba, those things will be worth a fortune one day! Just like my collectable, connect-able, Sephiroth/Cloud figures! They are great sex education tools. Just ask Konohamaru, he loved em!”

Gaara felt slightly nauseated as he listened to Naruto and his sex life or lack-there-of. He turned and looked at Lee again who seemed to be lost in a nightmare now.

“No!...Kakashi-sensei...put down the rolling pin!!....*snerk*” Gaara just blinked and turned back to the other imbeciles who disgusted him with their presence. Neji looked like a hawk hunting it’s prey. That of course being Lee’s third leg. Gaara was not to pleased about that. Kiba and Naruto were still arguing about the best seme in Final Fantasy 7. This of course was just another headache added to Gaara’s list of ‘stupid things said by stupid people.’ It was a very long list. And then there was the pink haired monstrosity. Gaara couldn’t tell what she was doing. Probably getting distracted by something shiny.

Gaara was beyond mad. He was homicidal actually and these four were perfect targets. No witnesses, well except Lee but Gaara could always control him if needs be. Of course that was the wrong thing to think of considering he started getting images of leather and whips, maybe a gag...

“What the fuck are all of you doing here?” Gaara turned and couldn’t help the feeling of brotherly love that poured out of him.

“Kankuro!” Kankuro sneered at the idiots then looked to his brother.

“Aren’t you going home? What the hell are you doing with these...things” Gaara sighed and stood up.

“It’s a long story....Lee!” Gaara turned and nudged his lover. ‘Come on. We are going.” Lee yawned and sat up. He smiled at Gaara then frowned.

“What are all of these people doing here.” Kankuro rolled his eyes.

“I guess that means we have to take all of them to Suna right?” Gaara sighed and nodded. “Goddamn it!” Kankuro walked past his brother. “Well hurry up dorks, we should get there in a few hours as long as the ditz doesn’t get distracted....and I meant the blond....”

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The desert was hot and Lee was sweaty and itchy. He was just plain miserable and with those damn eyes checking his ass out he felt even more annoyed.

Gaara on the other hand was having a great time watching Kiba get pissed at Kankuro for telling him details of his sex romp with Shino. Kankuro was having a grand old time making the dog boy growl.

“Aww don’t worry Kiba, I’m sure by the time you get back he’ll be able to walk again.” Gaara chuckled evily with his brother as both Naruto and Lee held the snarling boy back. “See Gaara all you have to do is get under their skin. It’s quite simple really, and just think Temari never lets me have this kind of fun at home!” Gaara had to admit, maybe his brother could give him a few pointers on how to fuck with the simpletons of Konoha. He tuned and looked at Lee who was trying discreetly to relieve the pressure of sand. Of course when they got to Suna Gaara was going to make Lee ~very~ comfortable.

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OK! So another chapter ~finally~ finished. I hope it was ok and that you didn’t miss it too much. No worries though, hopefully if nothing fucked up happens again then I can continue writing. YAY! Hope you all enjoyed!
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