Bitch Nights

I dedicate this chapter solely to Kimiosiki, whose wonderful, gushing, effusive, over-the-top praise and support, inspired me to finally finish this damn chapter. From the moment I read that email, sweetie, I was working! LOVE YOU!!!

And much love to my Internet wife, Leeana69! *blows kisses*

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Chapter 13-'The Chapter That Refused to be Written'

Or

'Here's the Fucking Porn, So Leave Me Alone!'


The temperature in the room rose rapidly as casual kissing/holding quickly degenerated into a desperate tangle of kissing, sucking, and random groping. Sakura was grabbing whatever clothing was in her reach and yanking it off the owner, while Sai was moaning like a wanton bitch in heat, practically begging for it. Naruto, of course, was doing his best impression of a possessive three year old: even when he had his arms full of a wriggling Sakura trying to undo his pants, he couldn't help but reach past her and start running his fingers up Sai's exposed spine, just to watch the artist shiver. Kakashi was still maintaining his aura of stoic badass for the most part, aside from the lusty moans as the Sai writhed against his erection.

And Uchiha Sasuke sat hunched over in his chair, stubbornly giving no indication he even knew they were in the room.

After a few minutes, however, the foursome managed to tune out the other's presence and get down to business. Sakura managed to strip Naruto down to his boxers (not like he was resisting) and shoved him onto the couch, crawling into his lap. Then she proceeded to acquaint herself with his tonsils while he worked on removing the rest of her clothes. He couldn't stop a guttural groan as she ground against his cock.

A second later, Kakashi gracefully plopped down on the couch next to them, hauling an enthusiastic Sai into his lap. Naruto detached from Sakura long enough to hiss, "Copycat!"

Kakashi chuckled darkly at the blonde. "But I bet you don't hate me." He leaned over and caught Naruto in a kiss that pretty much fried the synapses of the other two. Sakura and Sai, desperate for contact, kissed, the angle somewhat awkward. Regardless, it quickly became heated. When they finally broke it off, they were amused to see Kakashi and Naruto watching intently.

"What?" Sakura asked, trying to sound irritated.

Naruto was the one to answer, grinning, "You two really do look hot together."

Feeling playful now that she knew her frustrations would soon be eased, Sakura smirked, "Oh, really?" Eager for the opportunity to make them crazy with lust for once, she grabbed a willing Sai and proceeded to try to kiss him senseless. And the word 'try' was highly appropriate, because by the time she was forced to stop for air, the tables had been thoroughly turned and she was somewhat dazed. 'Someone's been practicing . . . '

In fact, he'd so distracted her that he'd managed to gently pull her off of Naruto's lap and onto the floor-a fact she didn't notice until he pulled her astride him. Sakura was somewhat surprised that Naruto had given her up so easily, and looked up to see him and Kakashi discussing something quietly, but her heart was hammering in her ears, impeding her ability to hear. In any case, after a few seconds they exchanged wicked smiles, and returned their attention to the 'newbies,' who were watching them with a mixture of arousal and trepidation.

Naruto grinned, standing, "You two keep busy for a minute. We'll be right back." With a rush of speed, he and Kakashi disappeared into the bedroom. There was the sound of drawers opening from the open doorway.

Sai and Sakura looked at each other, looked towards the bedroom, looked at each other again . . . and shrugged before leaning in for another kiss.

It was only moments before Sakura was writhing and moaning in Sai's grasp. Like in all things, he'd quickly mastered her body, knowing exactly where and how to touch her to drive her out of her mind. By the time the others returned, bearing pillows and lube, he'd already pressed her to her back on the floor and had sunk deep inside her while he pressed hot kisses all over her sensitive neck and shoulders. She almost didn't hear them approach over her desperate keening.

However, even she couldn't miss Sai being pummeled with a pillow.

"Dammit, Sai! Didn't you ever read about drawing things out to build up the anticipation? Shit, I said keep busy, not go ahead and fuck her!"

Sai glared up at the annoyed blonde, then rolled so the giggling Sakura was on top, "She can come more than once." He thrust up a little, causing Sakura's breath to catch on a moan. "A lot more than once, if I recall."

"That's not the fucking point! You're supposed to read the situation, man! The situation! We have plans, dammit!"

A toe poked Sai in the ribs. "Sorry, Sai, but she's mine for this round," Kakashi said cheerfully. With a flourish, he scooped Sakura up in his arms, ignoring her whine of protest, and deposited her on the floor, on top of Naruto's other pillow.

"Ugh!" Sakura gave the lumpy thing a nudge, "What are these for?"

Kakashi answered by taking the pathetic excuse for a pillow and wedging it under her ass before settling himself between her knees. A moment later, Sai was pushed down to lie next to her, the pillow previously used as a weapon shoved under his own hips as Naruto mimicked the other jounin. As soon as Sai yanked his own half shirt over his head, Sakura grabbed his hand and squeezed.

Okay, so maybe she was a little nervous. She could deal with that. She knew how this worked . . . in theory. She was a little worried about her lack of prostate. Didn't anal sex feel good for guys because of the prostate? What if it didn't feel good at all for her?

Kakashi started to remove his shirt, effectively attracting her full attention. As his face was bared completely to the room, she sent a startled glance around to check on Sasuke. Apparently, Naruto and Kakashi had already considered it, because they'd positioned themselves to that even if Sasuke did turn around (though he was currently doing a perfect imitation of a statue . . . that just happened to be radiating an aura of Pissed Off,) he would only see Kakashi from behind.

For some reason, it made her feel just a little bit special.

Then he bent and started kissing his way up her inner thigh. Thinking time was over.

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Sai was similarly affected by Naruto's devoted attention to his hipbones, groaning as the blonde deliberately ignored the twitching length only a couple of inches away. "Naruto . . ."

Naruto smirked up at the raven, "Oh, I'm sorry, did you need something?" He lapped at the head of Sai's cock, causing the artist to inhale sharply. "Tsk. I can taste Sakura-chan on you."

Sai smirked, even as his hips bucked up, "Is that a complaint, Naruto-kun?"

Naruto's eyes narrowed at the saucy tone. "You know, you're awfully mouthy for an uke."

"I thought you liked my mouth, Dickl--aaahhh!"

The conversation died for a bit after that, replaced by increasingly desperate moans by the two on the receiving end. Sakura was writhing and squirming next to him as Kakashi's tongue brought her quickly to the brink of orgasm . . . and then backed off. The older jounin did this a few times, heedless of her pleading and threats (though he did pause to snicker a little when she called him a 'cock-biting fucktard' in desperation-a phrase that Sai thought might be an interesting addition to his vocabulary.) Naruto was doing something similar, obviously enjoying the pitiful moans escaping from Sai's throat.

Indeed, he may very well end up using some of his ever-expanding vocabulary if the kitsune didn't stop teasing . . .

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Sakura glanced over at her partner in submission to see the still breathtaking sight of Sai's flushed face, his beautiful features twisted in sensual agony.

So wrapped up in sensation was she that she almost didn't notice when Kakashi's fingers dipped into her briefly before pulling out to move lower. Almost being the keyword. She tried not to tense, really she did, but the feeling of fingers down there was still unfamiliar enough that she was suddenly nervous.

Kakashi nuzzled her thigh, "Relax, Sakura. We've done this."

She bit her lip, "I know . . ." But, her mind supplied, they hadn't gone past a couple of fingers, and only in the middle of doing something else. That had never been the 'main event,' as it were. Still . . . it couldn't be that bad if lots of other women did it. In fact, Ino had said-

'Ugh. So not thinking about Pig right now.'

As it turned out, she didn't need to concentrate on the process too much, since Sai provided plenty of distraction. He really did make the prettiest noises, and she never failed to be fascinated by the aura of surprise he still wore whenever someone put their hands on him.

A few minutes later, both of them were arching their backs and moaning, to the apparent delight of the other two. If she'd been in a mind to care, she'd have worried about the state of Kakashi and Naruto's egos. There was only so much room in the apartment . . .

Then she saw them exchange glances, and knew the game was about to step up. Her hand flew down grab at Sai's, and actually smacked into it, as he was reaching for her as well. It amused her enough that she flashed a grin at the raven, and was rewarded with a genuine smile of his own. They squeezed their hands together.

"Aww. Look at our cute little ukes," Naruto snickered, slicking lube on his erection, "Hey, Kakashi does Sakura-chan count as an uke?"

Sakura had enough presence of mind to glare, a growl escaping her throat.

Snickering, Kakashi removed his fingers and leaned forward at the same time as his blonde counterpart.

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Sai did his very best to relax, chanting an old Root meditation mantra he'd learned as a child, but it was still a very odd sensation. Biting his lip, he raised his eyes to lock gazes with Naruto, whose face held a look of concentration. He was obviously keeping a tight rein on himself, and Sai was glad for it.

Mostly.

On the other hand, a part of him was . . . annoyed? that the blonde WAS able to keep such a hold on himself. Naruto was the personification of impatience; restraint was one of his weakest points. That he could have this level of control, while Sai, who'd devoted his life to disciplining himself, was reduced to . . . well, squirming and moaning and begging, of all things . . .

He wanted Naruto to be just as helpless, just as . . .

Giving in purely to impulse, he clamped down with his inner muscles.

Naruto's eyes widened, "Oh, fuck, Sai . . . "

That was better . . . now maybe some more of those helpless noises . . . Sai made sure Naruto was watching, then started a slow writhe, almost a body roll, arching his back, flexing his belly, bucking his hips gently upward, and clenching down with his inner muscles.

Naruto rewarded him with a heartfelt groan, "Dammit, Sai, I'm trying to go easy . . ."

With a wicked smirk, he did it again.

Naruto inhaled sharply, his eyes slamming shut as his body jerked in response. Sai felt another whimper claw its way out of his throat at the feel of that hard shaft sliding so intimately inside him. He quickly bit gently on his lower lip to stifle the sound, not entirely successfully.

The kitsune's eyes opened at the sound, and Sai felt a shiver as he saw that Naruto's pupils had elongated just a bit, though the color was still that incredible shade of blue. "You better be as ready as you think you are," Naruto said quietly, his eyes burning from within. He leaned down and kissed Sai, hard and fast, before beginning to thrust.

'Oh, fuck . . .' was the last coherent thought Sai was able to make before the world started to melt into pure sensation. He could hear himself coming apart at the seams, an endless stream of unintelligible whimpers and cries escaping his throat, mingling with Sakura's as she, too, panted and clutched and screamed with ecstasy.

And just about the time that Sai thought that maybe he was getting a handle on things, Naruto obliterated that idea by wrapping a hand around his erection. Three firm strokes later, and Sai lost it completely, spilling into Naruto's hand, onto his own stomach, yet another desperate sound coming from his throat as the blonde followed mere seconds later.

His first thought came a few minutes later: Danzou would be pissed. And he didn't give a . . . oh, what was it called . . . a flying . . . fuck? Yes, he didn't give a flying fuck.

'Fuck him!' Sai thought, fighting a random urge to giggle.

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"Nnnng . . . 'Kashi, you're heavy . . ." Sakura moaned, pushing at the man's shoulder. Kakashi obligingly rolled to the side, pulling her close. Sakura heaved a happy sigh. "That was awesome!"

Kakashi chuckled, his deep voice resonating, "So glad you agree."

Naruto propped himself up on one elbow so that he could see them over Sai. "We definitely should get together like this more often."

Sakura hummed contentedly, "Ah, but 'tis so hard to find the time."

A snort from the blonde, "Not when we can so easily disable our ward, there."

As one, the foursome glanced over at where the youngest Uchiha was still seated, stubbornly facing away. If not for the extreme rigidity in his posture and the flush evident on the back of his neck and ears, they'd have almost believed he'd been successfully ignoring them altogether.

'Well,' amended Sakura mentally, 'maybe not Kakashi and Naruto.' She knew by the shit-eating grins on their faces and their twitching noses that Sasuke was probably more than aroused enough that they could smell it, even over the rest of their combined musk.

Sai stretched, a sleepy, sated smile on his face, "That was even better than I thought it would be."

Naruto's chest swelled a little, mirroring his ego, "Of course! I'm just made of awesome like that!"

Kakashi and Sakura both groaned and rolled their eyes.

Sai, still slightly too dazed to bother with subtleties, just lay there, grinning like an idiot. Sakura took a moment to wonder what she was missing by not being a guy. Surely, it couldn’t get much better than what she’d already experienced . . . and if it did, she was pretty sure she’d simply die.

Sliding her eyes over to Duck-Butt, she smirked tiredly, "And to think I missed out on this for so long . . . we should have hooked up years ago."

Naruto snickered, "Who's up for round two?"

She groaned, letting her head fall back to the floor gently, "Good god, gimme a break. We don't all have ridiculous amounts of stamina and super healing."

Kakashi snickered, running a hand down her lower back, "Broken in, indeed . . ."

Sakura shied away, "I need a few minutes, dammit!" She grabbed onto Sai's arm as though he could protect her from their perverted sensei. "Hmph. If you were in my place, you'd want a break, too."

The elder jounin snorted. "We will never know, Sakura," he stated with conviction.

Naruto and Sai's heads popped up like a game of whack-a-mole.

"Really? Why not?" Sai asked.

"Tch. You're such a control freak, sensei."

Kakashi smirked at the blonde, "And you're not?"

"No way."

"Then do I get a turn with you?"

Naruto's face paled, then flushed an impressive shade of red so quickly that Sakura was almost concerned. "Wha-what? Who said anything about that? Just because I'm not . . . I don't want to . . . I . . ."

Sai and Sakura exchanged confused glances. What was the jinchuuriki's problem?

Naruto's incoherent stammering was brought to an abrupt halt as Kakashi lazily leaned forward and pressed a finger against the blonde's lips. He fell silent, but his eyes were still wide with what others might have called apprehension, or downright fear.

Kakashi's voice was low and soft enough that their 'guest' couldn't hear. "You can trust me, Naruto. I won't be like them."

Naruto flinched a tiny bit, and Sakura was reminded of a previous Bitch Night, not long after the start of the tradition, when Naruto had confessed to being abused by some of the bolder shinobi. He'd always been shunned as a child, and treated harshly by all, but the shinobi had been more than capable of letting themselves into his apartment and beating the snot out of him. It had been one of the reasons he'd been so determined to become Hokage. As the strongest ninja, none of the others could ever hurt him again.

And while Naruto hadn't mentioned any sexual abuse, Sakura had long suspected it-and judging by the look in Naruto's eyes, it seemed she'd been right.

She wanted to erase that look in his eyes-but she knew she couldn't do it alone.

Kakashi leaned forward over them slowly, as though afraid to spook the other, and gently kissed Naruto. After a moment, he responded hesitantly, and soon was back in familiar territory, battling for dominance. This went on for a bit, growing more heated, yet not really going anywhere, until Kakashi slid his mouth to Naruto's ear. Whatever he said to the blonde the other two couldn't hear, but it made cerulean eyes go wide with surprise, then water with emotion.

"K-'Kashi . . ."

Their former sensei just made a shushing sound and kissed him again, and this time the change was palpable: Naruto submitted this time, a mewling sound escaping as Kakashi gently pushed him onto his back. Sakura and Sai scrambled clumsily out of the way, a disgrace to stealthy shinobi everywhere.

Within a few minutes, Naruto was . . . dare they call it . . . purring? Kakashi was really putting in some effort, mouth wandering to nip at an exposed throat, one hand purposeful in its glide over Naruto's heaving chest and abdomen, the other preparing him for what was to come. It was both dominant and somewhat tender, both shinobi seemingly oblivious to their audience.

Whimpering moans changed to muttered curses, a sure sign that Naruto was getting really riled up. Sakura glanced over at Sasuke just in time to see the dark head turn away, and she shared a quiet victory high five with Sai before reaching out and poking Kakashi gently in the arm.

A few meaningful looks and grins were shared by all before they started moving around again. Naruto, his mood improved to the point he was pliant and willing, ended up on his hands and knees, Kakashi smirking at his back. After some quiet, yet heated 'discussion,' Sakura and Sai ended up in front of them, mirroring the position. Naruto snickered at Sakura-despite both being on hands and knees, he still had a couple of inches over her. She just smiled sweetly and bit him when he leaned down to kiss her.

"Ow!" He complained. "OW!" he shrieked a split-second later as Kakashi smacked his ass. "What was that for?"

"Just reminding you who you're supposed to be paying attention to."

"Ukes can cuddle! It's in the rules!"

"Last time I checked, it was Team Kakashi, not Team Blondie. My team, my uke, my rules, my-"

"BOYS!" Sakura huffed, rolling her eyes. "Can we just-just-aaaahhh!"

"Sorry," Sai piped up cheerfully, "I got tired of waiting for everyone else to deal with their security issues." Sliding a hand forward along Sakura's spine, he gripped her shoulder and thrust again, forcing another small scream from her lips.

Naruto tried to smother his laughter as he pushed his ass towards Kakashi, "He's gotta point, Sensei. Duck-Butt's going to get free eventually. I think he's about to get royally pissed."

There was an offended sound from the peanut gallery before he remembered that he wasn't supposed to give a shit.

Grinning evilly, Kakashi slid a finger into Naruto, making sure he was still stretched, "Oh, do you think so?" His tone was perfectly pitched to carry over to Sasuke's corner. "What do you think will be worse? Watching 'his' Dobe getting fucked by 'his' sensei? Or the part where I've got you screaming in ecstasy that he knows he can't give you?" Judging the other as ready as he'd get, Kakashi grabbed the lube one last time to slick himself up, then gently eased the head of his cock into Naruto's ass.

Naruto let out a hiss and dropped his head a little. Sakura let Sai's next thrust push her a little closer to Naruto so that she could kiss him. He returned it with a smile, and she was glad to see that his blue eyes were devoid of shadows. Then she turned her attention back to Sai and her own impending orgasm-that was the awesome thing about being a girl. She could come allllllll night, unlike her pansy male teammates, who started to whine after the third or so.

Hey, it just felt great to beat them at something!

Naruto breathed hard through his nose as Kakashi started to shallowly thrust, "God, Kakashi, you're huge. Maybe it's a good thing I didn't try to take advantage of you as a kid."

Kakashi nearly had to stop from trying to stifle his laughter. "You couldn't even get my damn mask off, Naru-kun. I hardly think you'd have been up to-to . . ." He was forced to trail off as Naruto grinned over his shoulder then did some sort of back-arching shimmy that had him seeing stars at the incredibly tight, shifting pressure.

Obviously, he was ready. Kakashi waited long enough to make sure that he wasn't actually going to have a heart attack, then thrust hard.

Naruto's wail left everyone's ears ringing. Sai and Sakura slowed, concern overriding lust. Sasuke didn't bother to hide the fact that he was looking at them, his eyes wide. Kakashi actually stopped, despite his cock screaming that Heaven was just ahead, if they could just keep ramming the gate hard enough. "Naruto? Are you okay?"

"DON'T STOP, DAMMIT!" Naruto's glared at them all, even while blushing furiously.

Sai just snickered, "So I guess all that complaining was just for show?"

"Fuck off, Sa-aaaaaaaaiiiii!"

Naruto was a sight to behold once he started to lose himself in the pleasure. Everyone watched in mingled hunger and awe as the gorgeous blonde's moaning and writhing quickly transmuted into bucking and curses. His eyes were closed, his body covered in a light sheen of sweat and the muscles in his back and legs flexed enticingly.

"Ffffuck, sensei, HARDER!"

With a growl, Kakashi obliged, pulling Naruto almost upright so he could pound that much deeper. Naruto couldn't even form enough syllables together to curse anymore; he could only manage to moan incoherently. When Sai and Sakura shifted so that Sakura could take Naruto in her mouth, he only picked up in volume.

And when he came, he CAME. Everyone in the building must have heard him scream. Hell, Tsunade had probably been woken from wherever she'd passed out.

A few minutes later, an exhaustedly sated Sakura managed to convince an equally exhausted and sated Sai to collapse on the floor beside her so that she could scoot forward a bit. She lethargically poked at Naruto. "See? Being on bottom can be lots of fun."

Naruto purred in agreement, looking like he was ready to drop off to sleep. "Maybe-well, maybe for sensei . . . Sai doesn't have what it takes to top me, dammit," he drawled tiredly.

Sai didn't even bother to open his eyes. "Actually, unlike you, I have a penis, so I should-"

"Shut up, Sai."

Sakura raised her head, trying to see over the tanned slump of Naruto's shoulders. "Kakashi? You still with us?"

A muffled groan was her only response.

Naruto snorted, "What was that? 'I'm too old for this shit?'"

The groan became a growl.

Sakura smirked, "No, he must have been complaining that we kids are going to end up turning him grey before his time."

Kakashi managed to vocalize this time, "Fuck off."

Both Naruto and Sakura snickered in remembrance of all the ribbing they'd given him as kids.

Still not opening his eyes, their fourth member spoke up, "Naruto, Sakura, he's right."

That caught their attention. "What the fuck, Sai?" Naruto complained.

"Well, you should always be respectful of your elders."

It was a joke. A bad joke, but a joke. From Sai! It was such a mix of bad and good that Naruto and Sakura found themselves giggling like loons.

Kakashi, of course, was not amused, "When I can feel my legs again, I'm going to kill all of you. Slowly." This of course, just spurred the two in the middle to laugh all the harder, and after a few moments, the others got caught up in it, too.

When things finally wound down again, Sakura hummed happily. "I almost don't want to go home . . . but I know when the endorphins fade, I'll need a bed. I have to be able to walk tomorrow. Tsunade wants me to bring Sasuke to see her in the morning."

"Hn."

There was about a three-second gap before everything clicked: Sasuke had his voice back. Sasuke had been tied to a chair. Sasuke had been watching-

Four heads popped up in slight alarm when they noticed the chair was empty, and the Uchiha himself was leaning against the wall, looking . . . well, he usually looked pissy, but this seemed like more profound version of it. His eyes were closed, his posture icy. In fact, it was reminiscent of all the times they'd tracked him down only for him to refuse to listen to anything they had to say.

Needless to say, it brought down the mood a touch.

For a moment, no one said anything, then Naruto got up and sauntered over to his childhood friend. "What's the matter, Sasuke? You've been telling us for years that you didn't want us, didn't need us, but this-" Naruto's fingers brushed lightly against the massive bulge in the Uchiha's pants, "says otherwise. I'd say that definitely counts as a need. What do you think, guys?"

They all sounded their assent, cheering Naruto on.

Sasuke slapped Naruto's hand away, scowling, "It's fucking biology, dobe."

Naruto tilted his head as though considering the possibility, then sighed. "You're so fucking stubborn." Grasping his old rival's arm, he gave him a shove, sending the raven sprawling into the middle of their little blanket nest. Before he could recover, three pairs of hands were flipping him onto his back and pinning him down.

Settling himself on Sasuke's legs, Naruto smirked down at his helpless victim. "Come on, teme, admit it. You're hard and aching because of us. Not just biology, but because the whole time, while Kakashi-sensei was pounding into me, you were wishing it was you."

Sasuke sucked in a sharp breath, his onyx eyes shutting in denial even as his cock visibly twitched in his pants.

Naruto grinned, looking slightly feral, as though he were channeling Kyuubi energy. "I bet you can't even decide which one of us you'd rather be. Giving it to me, or taking it from him. Maybe even both at the same time."

Sai looked smug, "Too bad for you that spot's already taken."

Kakashi snorted over the sound of Sasuke's furious growl, "Rub it in a little more, Sai. I don't think he's quite got it, yet."

The artist opened his mouth again, but it was covered by Sakura. "Sarcasm, Sai. Shh."

Naruto chuckled darkly as he started unfastening Sasuke's pants, much to the apparent dismay of their owner. "Dobe, what-" They were treated to the sight of Sasuke's eyes damn near rolling back into his head when the blonde's hand slipped into his boxers.

"What am I doing? What the hell does it look like I'm doing? I thought you were some sort of prodigy, Uchiha?"

"Fuck you!" the raven ground out, teeth clenched. His body was so taut that he was shaking.

Naruto pretended to consider it as he freed Sasuke's erection. "Hmmm . . . no, I don't think so. I've been fucked enough by you in the last few years. However, here's your golden opportunity for a measure of redemption: Make a few concessions, and I'll take care of this." He nodded towards the cock in his hand, "You're hard enough to give someone a concussion-just tell the truth."

Sasuke strained against the hold they had on him, but it was useless. And finally, after long hours of exhausting work, sake, sugar, and extreme sexual torture, Sasuke broke.

"Fine, dammit, what do you want to hear? That I want you? Fine, I want you. That I'm jealous? I am. What the hell else do you want from me?"

Naruto looked at him, deceptively calm. "Are you sorry?"

Deathly silence descended in the room as the entire universe seemed to hold its breath.

And to the universe's amazement, Uchiha Sasuke replied, with all the sincerity he could put in his voice, "Yes. I'm sorry. I'm so sorr-aaaaaaaaaaaaahhHHNARUTOOOOO!!!" Anything else he had to say was lost the second his cock hit the back of Naruto's throat.

When Sasuke's body stopped convulsing, he flopped bonelessly back on the floor, panting as if he'd just run a marathon. Naruto looked pleased as hell with himself, "That's right, bitch, scream my name!"

Everyone else groaned and rolled their eyes.

Naruto took it in stride, moving to lay down by Kakashi, "I know, you're all jealous."

"Of what?" Sakura snarked, "That was a thirty second blowjob, Naruto, and he was so wound up I think Pakkun could have achieved the same effect."

"Leave my dogs out of this."

"Hey, I didn't see-"

"SHUT UP." The banter screeched to a halt as Sasuke sat up. He fixed his clothes, the familiar scowl on his face. When he'd finished fiddling with his wardrobe, Sasuke took a deep breath and said quietly, "We need to talk."

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Okay, folks, now that you've got the reading out of the way, I'd like to thank everyone who was nice and supported me. I'd also like to tell the people who bitched and whined to kiss my ass. I'm a single mom with no car, a full-time job, a part-time job and a two-year old. I write because I enjoy it, and because I love that you guys enjoy it, too. Hopefully, the next chapter will be easier than the last; it alwasys seems to be the porn that I have trouble with . . .


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