Rehabbing the Dobe

I do not, and never will own Naruto



This story is yoai (boy x boy love)



Please note that I have uploaded more then once to this story today so you may have to go back to previous chapters to catch up. :)



Rehabbing the Dobe



Chapter 13: Perverted Doctors



Naruto felt really awkward with his feet dangling over the edge of an examination table. The stirrups were out but there was no way in hell he's be putting his feet in them, 'They could just try and make me. I'll show them nobody looks up Uzumaki Naruto's skirt and lives to tell the tale...' He snickered at himself.



'Kit?' The growling voice of the nine tails meekly sounded.



'...' Naruto ignored her as he waited for the OBGYN to appear and do his examination. It was actually the third time that week, but for some reason those sickos kept making him go back. Sasuke was the worst he refused to let Naruto out of going to the doctor.



'Kit, please talk to me it's been days. I understand you are angry with me. You have every right to be,' The demon repented to the boy she had wronged, 'I truly was not acting consciously. It just happened!'



'An accident?' It was the first thought he threw at the fox, 'Oh, no, no, no and accident is when I spilled my ramen on Sasuke-teme's shirt, or when I caused the second story toilet in the teme's house to over flow,' Naruto fumed internally, 'You don't accidentally give a guy a PUSSY! ...Or eggs, or a womb!'



'Naruto-kun-' She tried to respond but was cut off.



'Don't you mean Naruto-chan! You turned me into a freaking woman!' Naruto felt his eyes sting, well at least his mood swings could be explained some what, 'Kami! How can I be PMS'ing when my bleeding stopped the day before yesterday?'



Their internal argument was cut off when a middle-aged balding man peeked in, "Uzumaki Naruto?"



Naruto really hated this, apparently all gynecologists were short bald, or balding, chubby guys. This was the third doctor he had seen the first two molested him so his kicked their asses. He refused to be see by them again. Both men dared to stick 'objects' into his new vagina. They were cold and hurt like hell.



"Are you the doctor?" he received a nervous nod, "You had better not to try and stick stuff into my privates. Those others got their asses kicked for it, and why the hell did I have to drink all that water I really need to pee now!"



"Uzumaki-san we need to do an ultra sound. Since you assaulted the last two doctors who tried to perform and internal exam, we are going to look at your insides with this machine over here,” He gestured to a weird looking machine with a monitor and a paddle attached to a coiled cord that looked like an old fashioned telephone cord, "Just relax and lay back and we will look at your insides, OK?"



"I'm not putting my feet into those things again." He growled menacingly. The doctor jumped back a bit…



…Sasuke paced impatiently in the waiting room. He really wanted to be in there but it was probably for the best since Naruto would likely have died of embarrassment and the doctor would have died from a fatal blow to the head…



…Naruto growled as the twitchy doctor pushed him to lay down, "N-no, just lay back," The man pulled the machine closer.



"I'm not takin' off my pants either!" Naruto bit out.



The doctor flinched again, "No! Of course not! Just pull them down below your naval. I have this gel we have to put on your stomach so the ultrasound will work and not chafe you," he explained, "I must warn you it's pretty cold." He squirted out a glob of it.



Naruto yelped in surprise, but refrained from beating this particular pervert because the Hokage had warned him that the next doctor he hospitalized would be his last.



That was another reason Sasuke was not back with Naruto. He had become even more crazed and protective since he found out Naruto was able to have children, making him a prize worth more then his weight in gold to many men.



Then of course some of the dirty dealings involving a certain lovable blond were leaked and all hell broke loose. Half of the council was forced to resign. Either they were directly involved in elicit activities involving Naruto or they were considered accomplices due to the fact that they had knowledge of the crimes committed against the boy and helped to cover them up.



There were two attempted suicides, Saito was one of them he had attempted to slit his wrists with a disposable razor he had managed to smuggle into his cell. He was close to death when they found him, but he was now staying I a private hospital room locked safely away from all sharp objects. That sadistic prick was not going to get off that easy.



Through Kakashi's investigation a few ANBU officers mysteriously disappeared. Tsunade never questioned it only felt sure that none of them would ever hurt her precious little gaki again.



The Hyuugas had been less helpful. They allowed the investigation unit in, but nothing was found. There seemed to be a split in the Hyuuga clan. Half were fully supportive of Naruto, but the more powerful half of the clan were more inclined to keep it as an internal issue; leaving the Hokage helpless as there was little proof and her authority over the clans was limited. If the pedophile still lived he was, at least for the time being, protected by the clan's fear of exposure. That is if Haishi had not disposed of the villain himself (assuming he was not the guilty party).



…Sasuke tapped his foot impatiently. He had glared down three orderlies two nurses and more fan girls then he could count. Finally his beloved appeared through the waiting room door. Naruto was holding a small paper bag.



"Naruto! How was the exam, those perverts didn't try anything funny did they?"



"The guy squirted weird jelly on my stomach and then pushed into it with this weird thing," Sasuke clenched his fists about to run through the door and attack those perverts that dare call themselves doctors. Naruto grabbed his arms, "Relax it was an ultrasound thingy. He looked at my insides without putting those 'things' inside me..." Naruto shivered at the memory of the cold metal thing.



"S-so what you got? In the bag?" Sasuke poked at it suspiciously.



"Well baa-chan said I needed some vitamins and iron pills since my body really wasn't made to have periods and junk like that, you hear that Kyuubi?" The last part was hissed out under his breath so only he Sasuke and the fox knew what he had said, "Oh and birth control pills and hormones," Naruto blushed,"So I don't get knocked up."



Sasuke had a knowing look, "But you still have to use condoms teme." Sasuke cheered mentally. That meant he would be having sex some time in the near future; he hoped...