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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
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Adult ++
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Naruto / Tsunami
Naruto / Tsunami
Yo… I just thought this up and wanted to write this. Tsunami showing some gratitude to Naruto for saving her…. Or something like that. *author bows to audience* let’s get this show on the road… it’s not the mystery girl of last time but Tsunami will do for now…
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She looked at the Samurai that held her and said; “I’ll kill myself if you don’t let me go.” Her face was giving off no emotion as she looked at the scarred one’s face and betrayed no outward emotion to him.
Then she saw a blur happen and saw a foot kick right into the chin of the man that was holding her and in slow-motion she saw the shinobi who had saved her looking at her with a curious glint in his eyes.
The other samurai made to attack Naruto but he was faster and delivered a kick to the man’s midriff the moment Naruto got some steady footing. He felt a brief slash on his hand as the katana hit his hand and he momentarily gave a small wince. He looked at the man as he got all the air knocked out of his lungs and then he finished him off by slamming his fist into the stunned man’s face. The audible crunch was at least one indication that the man was in for a lot of pain whenever he woke up. The thump of the body hitting the floor was audible in the room and she watched as her son came up to her and hugged her.
“Arigatou Gozaimasu Naruto-kun.” Naruto looked at her with a grin on his face and said; “Sure Tsunami-san. It’s what ninja do! To protect and serve the women in the entire world!”
She couldn’t help but laugh at his attitude and then suddenly he looked serious and he said; “Tsunami-san would you tie them up please? I need to go help out Kakashi-sensei and the rest of my team.” She nodded and then watched him dart out of the house.
When the team returned she looked at them and then said: “Father are you alright?” as she saw her father amongst them. Naruto looked saddened while Kakashi had a look on his face that made her sad. Sasuke was carried by Sakura and the older man and she looked to see some puncture wounds on the skin. She got a mumbled “Yes I’m fine Tsunami. Don’t fuss about me.” From her father and she could see that Naruto was deeply moved by something so she gave him a concerned look and said; “Everything alright Naruto-kun?”
The look he gave her made her want to go and comfort the boy as he said with a voice that was laden with regret and sorrow. “Someone died today… he died for his dream and his teacher died defending his dead student…” a lone tear slipped down his cheek and she brushed it away from his face. She looked at him with her kind eyes and she felt a connection between them. He had seen someone die for the first time so he might know how she would feel. The absence of her once-husband was still nagging at her heart and she could feel the pain and regret about not having him with her pain her…
Dinner was a quiet affair that evening and she looked at him through her bangs. She studied his young face and knew that she would see him once again. She had heard the story about how Haku and Zabuza had died and she was moved by the amount of compassion the boy had. She heard the Team’s plans as they discussed when to leave and they had agreed on leaving tomorrow as to get as much advantage as possible. The bridge was almost completed after all and it wouldn’t take much to totally finish it.
She saw them off with something of sorrow marring her features. She liked the blonde for his cheerful attitude and he seemed to know how to make her feel happy once again. She had thought that her husband was the only one to make her feel as happy and young again but here, a child of twelve but close to thirteen years of age makes her feel the same again.
The next time she saw him she would get him over to her place and they would have a small talk about some things. Some things would need to be talked about and some information his life and how he had been faring up until the time she met him again. She would of course invite him to sleep at her place and she was sure that father didn’t mind his presence at the least. They could always be hospitable to an old friend who has done so much for them.
She looked at the crowd of people that she was currently making her way through. The heavy bag of groceries in her hands was heavy and she almost got knocked over by an old man dressed in some of the strangest clothing she had ever seen. She felt her bag slip from her grasp and she swore loudly. She saw her groceries spill out of the bag and then knelt down to try and pick them up. She looked at the groceries and began to put them back into the bag but then saw another pair of hands helping her and she looked up to see who was helping her and then saw the blonde hair. The whisker marks. The blue eyes. And finally… recognised him. “Naruto-kun…” she was baffled by his looks. He had grown over the last two years and she looked at his face which was currently in the process of getting to look at her face. She looked at him for a moment and then resumed picking up her groceries. She got them all together with Naruto’s help and she looked at him and then said: “ Arigatou Naruto-kun. What brings you here?”
He pointed at the oddly dressed white-haired man and said: “ Ero-sennin brought me here. We are currently on the way back to Konoha. He wanted to gather some data…. Or that’s what he told me.” He growled something under his breath and she looked at him and then at the old man. “ Why don’t you follow me home? I’m sure father would love to see you once again.”
She smiled sweetly at him and he blushed and she giggled at his reaction. “ Don’t be like that Naruto-kun. I’m sure you have a girlfriend waiting for you. Come on, let’s get you to father.” With that she led the pair to her house only to discover that Tazuna was passed out on the couch with a bottle of sake next to him on the table. She fussed over him for a bit and then just let him sleep on the couch. She apologised for her father’s behaviour and Naruto remarked that Ero-sennin did that a lot too. He was promptly smacked on the head by the aforementioned Ero-sennin who did some small dance and told her that he was the wonderful gama-sennin Jiraiya. Her eyes cleared and she looked at him with a smile on her face she had problems keeping her laughter back and a smile was all that was seen.” Excuse me but I need to work on dinner now.”
She went into the kitchen to start with the preparations for dinner. She looked at the clock that signified that she had three hours until the start of dinner. She began chopping the vegetables and suddenly felt a presence next to her. She looked at the person who entered her domain and saw that Naruto was looking at her with those blue eyes of his: “Want any help?”
She looked at him and smiled and said; “Thank you. Just try to chop the carrots up a little bit and then add them to the pot.” She heard a chopping sound and saw that Naruto had taken a kunai and was now busy with making sure that the carrots got chopped into neat little pieces and when he was finished he dropped them into the pot/. She was astonished that he was able to do it like that and then she began to instruct him in how to help her even further with cooking dinner.
Soon the smell of dinner was wafting from the kitchen and Tazuna came in and looked at the cooking pair. He greeted Naruto jovially and offered him to come and sit with him and talk about the things that had happened and Naruto just said that he’d help Tsunami-san a little bit with the food preparations. He is such a sweet boy. That thought went through her mind.
The dinner they all had was nice. Inari was telling Naruto all about the life he led now. Jiraiya and father were talking to each other with mentions of that dirty book that she knew her father always hid in his room between the closet and the wall.
Nighttime came around and she looked at the wall for something of a distraction from the drunken babbling that her father and Jiraiya were making. She groaned as she massaged her head and then noticed that Naruto seemed to be embarrassed about something: “Is something bothering you Naruto-kun?” she looked as he blushed even more and he said; “No… Tsunami-san I’d like to apologise on Jiraiya’s behaviour. Every time he gets drunk he gets rather rowdy.”
She looked at him and was glad that she had sent Inari to bed already. She looked at him and said; Naruto-kun would you like to come with me? I’d like to show you something.” A plan hatched in her mind. It had been so long since she had done it and she could feel the ache in her nether regions once again as vivid as before. She looked at him and then saw what he really was. His blonde hair seemed to be vibrant and alive and his face seemed to hold some mature look at it. He looked like the man she had been married to once a long time ago and she could feel a tear trickle down her face as she thought back to the man that had loved her once. The plan that had hatched and taken root within her mind was actually something that only the lowest people would do but she was desperate for something to cling to and give her pleasure.
She entered her room, Naruto following her. She looked at him and said; “Seat yourself.” She looked at him and he seated himself., she seated herself and then grabbed her long black hair and then moved it back onto her back and left her face open. She took the normal position and said; “Naruto-kun... Please accept this as a gift for saving father two years ago.” With that the woman grabbed her kimono and slowly unrobed, making her upper body become exposed to the young teenager’s eyes.
Naruto’s reaction was almost comical to look at. His eyes bugged out and he was silent for a moment. Slowly he closed his eyes and then looked at her again after he opened them again. He looked at every part of her body and then said: “Y-you w-want me to do that to you?” his voice had been shaking for a moment but he had gotten back his courage and determination the moment he had gained confidence in his own skill and she nodded and he knew that there would be no way out of this. Ero-sennin would be mad if he knew that he didn’t accept this and he would have to lose his virginity sometimes. The life of a Shinobi wasn’t good for your health and it bugged him a little that it wasn’t Sakura to who he would be losing his virginity to but at least someone who had been kind to him would do.
He looked at her and said: “I accept. Not because I am like my teacher but because I understand your reasoning and fully wish to feel the gift you have offered me. I may be inexperienced but I’m a fast learner. At least that’s what the people call me. The number one most surprising ninja of Konohagakure.” He laughed a little about that. He wondered how the others would loom at him now. Would they shun him? He didn’t know.
She looked at him with those eyes of her and then said; “Arigatou Naruto-kun. Then I shall instruct you in the gentle art of lovemaking so you may please the woman of your choosing.”
She looked at him and then got up and disrobed fully. The kimono fell to the ground and she looked at him and then said: “Please get out of your clothes, Naruto-kun.” Her tone was gentle and he couldn’t help but obey. She looked at him as he revealed his body to her and she looked intensively at the muscles that seemed to identify him to be at least very capable in the physical department. She looked at him and then slowly began to make sensual movements, swaying her hips in some sort of weird erotic dance which would incite his instincts. She didn’t know why she was doing it to please him this much but she knew that it would be very effective. The one who had taught her the dance had been a travelling dancer who had taught it to her when she was around eighteen and the Wave was still poor. She had stayed the night at father’s place and in thanks for that she had taught her the dance.
He looked at her motions once he was stripped off all clothing and then saw her hips move. For an older woman’s he sure knew how to dance like that and he felt his little soldier begin to grow as he watched her arms move in strange patterns that seemed to be like the coiling of a snake. She looked like she was a living and twisting snake, intent on making him drown within those strange movements.
She looked at him and saw that he was already getting harder the second that she danced. She looked at it as if grew, blonde pubic hair all around it but not hiding it from view. She would have to remind herself that this was not some weird and sick fantasy because she could feel the air around her and she knew that the thing that was now growing there must be his real size. She was lucky in a certain way that she had already given birth because what she saw wasn’t something a normal fifteen year old would be endowed with.
She stopped dancing the dance of the sensual snake and then stepped over towards him and sat down on her knees in front of him and looked him directly into his eyes. “Alright the first lesson: This is how men usually stimulate themselves but a woman can also assist in it. Normal people would call it a handjob but the more sophisticated breed would call it assisted masturbation.” She reached out and touched his hot member. She looked at him and smiled at him: “I got that out of a magazine I picked up a few years ago. Enjoy yourself. Just leave it all to me.”
She wrapped her hands around his manhood and then slowly began to move her fingers over the entire length. She could feel a shiver passing down her spine as she could feel something in her lower regions stir as she could feel and see the hot rod she had in her hands and was itching to make it fill her up to make the empty area full once again and to cry out in ecstasy once again after so long.
She moved her hand up and down on his manhood and she began to get into a nice rhythm as she began to change patterns rather rapidly, stimulating the underside of his cockhead with her fingers a little bit. She could see his face being all sweaty and she grinned as she looked at him and said; “Are you enjoying yourself a little bit Naruto-kun. You may come if you want to. It’s my first time doing this but I hope I’m pleasing you. After all what is there to the lesson if you don’t get pleasure. I’ll introduce you to the next part after I got you to come.” She began to move her hand up and down while the other began to caress his abs. she looked him in the eye and a strand of hair fell off its position on her back and touched the tip of his cock, making the hair touch it briefly.
There was a reaction: a deep groan and a shiver from Naruto’s body as all the sensations and ministrations and the unexpected silky touch of the hair had finally broken his barriers and had unleashed the flood of semen cropped up in his balls. She moved back as she saw the tip of his cock jerk once and then saw a strand of white liquid shoot out and hit her left breast. It wasn’t too much that came out and she moved away to just wait out the orgasm until it subsided. The next one that came was a lot larger then the prequel and she found her breasts getting covered with the sticky stuff.
She waited the orgasm out which lasted almost a minute and then mentally just shouted something that sounded remotely like: HELL YEAH! Inner Tsunami had taken over and said; to Naruto: “Well that was lesson number one or better known as the hand job. Let’s move on to the next part. This is the part in which I will stimulate your penis with my mouth by taking it into my mouth and making sure that you come through my oral stimulation.”
She looked at the wet thing and then gripped the base with her hand and she looked at the tip which still had some white fluid on it. She wrapped her hand around the shaft and then inched her head closer to the tip, smelling the liquid fertiliser of women and she then licked the tip, tasting him for the first time.
It was rather… unique. She tasted it as a slightly salt liquid which seemed rather sweet. She wondered how the taste must have originated. Maybe that was the first time he had an orgasm or maybe it’s because he is a shinobi that his tasted a little bit sweeter then her late husband had tasted.
She took him in her mouth as far as possible but didn’t allow him any further then the back of her throat as she wasn’t ready to choke on it. It was so large and barely seemed to fit inside her mouth. For a kid his age he was endowed like a god. Her eyes wandered over his body and she saw a strange marking on his stomach and he didn’t seem to be aware of it glowing a little bit.
He looked down at the woman who was now busy with coating his cock with her saliva as she had him in her mouth and was busy with pumping his shaft. She looked at his body, something that aroused him greatly as he saw her in a position that would normally not be assumed by the woman. She was one that wasn’t easily submissive to someone and he looked at her and then began to feel the power of the Kyuubi surge through him. Ero-sennin had taught him that the power should flow through his body whenever the fox wanted it to go through the body. The fox was sealed up nice and secure and caused no trouble to him.
Her hands were slowly pumping his shaft as she looked at the strange seal on his stomach. The drawing was intricate and mesmerising to her. She could feel the veins on his cock touch her lips as she worked on his shaft, making slurping sounds every now and then. Naruto was shivering with the ministrations she was giving him and softly moaning her name.
She could hear his breath become faster as he seemed to come once again and she closed her eyes, mentally preparing for the flood of semen that would be released. She could feel the manhood in her mouth stiffening to become harder then it was before, before spurting a great amount of the fluid known as semen or otherwise to women of loose morals as cum. She could feel it splatter in her mouth and she almost choked by the amount that came out of it. The seal pulsed briefly but she didn’t see it due to the fact that her eyes were still closed. She could feel the throat muscles beginning to tire as she swallowed continuously, there seemed to be no end to it. Knowing that his orgasm lasted a minute or so she just opted not to choke on the fluid and just let it come onto her face. It was kinda erotic to feel it on your face, she reasoned.
With a small pop she let go of the head and caught a spurt of cum with the chin as that came out the moment she let go and then the next burst of semen splattered onto her face. She still kept her eyes closed as she could feel the hot rain of semen raining down on her face. She noticed that most of it had already come out of it and then felt it stop and she could feel it on her face.
She brought her hand to her face and wiped away the semen that was on her face with her hand and then opened her eyes and went to look at her kimono. With a sleeve she wiped off her face and then looked at him and said: “That was the second lesson Naruto-kun. Did it make you feel good?” she asked and she looked at him and she saw the grin on his face that was usually made by pleased men.
She looked at his still erect cock and she sighed. Why didn’t he just go soft like her husband usually would after they had made love? Was there some sort of secret to it? Were all Shinobi as enduring as this one?
“Let’s continue with our lesson Naruto-kun. The next thing that we are going to do is pleased for both man and woman. A woman grabs her breasts and then places them around the penis and then stimulate them with the flesh that is sliding usually up and down but the male can also thrust into it but that would require a size larger then what I have.”
Naruto could not help but make a remark: “Tsunade-Obaachan would be great for that?” he spoke out loud but she looked at him: “You dare call the Godaime Hokage Obaachan? But yes she is large enough to allow that move.” She looked at him as he chuckled once and said: “I made her become the Hokage. If I hadn’t persuaded her to go along and become Hokage then there would be no Hokage in place at this moment.”
She didn’t quite get what he meant with that and she grabbed her breasts, which were about a size over the average size since she had been breastfeeding Inari when he was a baby thus making them a little bigger then they were before her pregnancy.
She gently placed them around his cock and then began to move her head down and gave the head a little lick before she started to slowly move her breasts. She looked at the purplish head that had still some remains of cum on it and the cum that was still on the cock was lubricating her breasts. She could feel her breasts getting slippery and she slowly moved them up and down in a separate movement of her body, sliding one breast up while the other went down.
She worked up quite a pace as she found that she was enjoying making him feel good. She could feel the veins on his cock as she moved her breasts in the pattern she had discovered that would stimulate them both. She was getting wetter down there then she had been in a long time. She looked at his face and saw that a thin veil of sweat was on his forehead and he was moaning her name softly. She looked at his cock and then slowly stopped her movements and took the head in her mouth. She sucked on the head for some time and then continued her ministrations. She looked at the purplish head and felt him stiffen as e began to jerk with his body a little bit and she saw white fluid jump out of the tip and splash her in the cheek. The guy is amazing to be able to come this fast. Hell, normally a guy would need to rest about half an hour to regain their stamina and here he recovers within a few seconds. Is he some sort of monster or something that he’s able to come so much and recover so fast? Those thoughts went through her head as she opened her mouth, trying to catch as much as she could from the semen that still came from the tip of his manhood.
The taste was still good but she could taste something different to it. She closed her eyes for a bit and she could faintly taste something familiar in the semen. Ti tasted somewhat like Ramen… but that was impossible… the flavour changed a little bit somehow and she dismissed it as an illusion of her taste buds. After all she did have Ramen for dinner as Naruto was such a fan of the stuff.
She wiped off her face and the rest of the body that got covered in Naruto’s cum with her kimono which was getting rather dirty. She made a mental note to wash it in the morning. It wouldn’t do well if someone were to find it and recognise the smell for what it was. She could wash her hair later. It had gotten covered with the stuff but she didn’t care at the moment.
“That was good Naruto-0kun. Now that I’ve shown you the outside stimulations I think it is time that you learned how the inside of the body of a woman is stimulated and that is through the joining of bodies, otherwise referred to as intercourse. For that I’d rather have you clean yourself off or you could allow me to clean you a little bit.”
With that she bowed forwards once again and took the head in her mouth. She sucked it clean within one minute and then stood up. “The next lesson will be called: fucking. Intercourse is what I told you before but fucking is a word that is often used. Just let me guide you and you’ll be fine.”
Naruto was in a mood that could be described as quiet as he just let the woman do with his body like she wished and he just didn’t resist to whatever she was doing. He felt her hands touch his neck and found her arms around his neck as she slowly sank down on his cock. The heat alerting him to the fact that something new was happening.
She groaned as she felt the tip enter her folds. The thing was large but she could bear with it. She had given birth before so it would be able to fit in. If Inari could have gone through it while being a small child then so can that go inside. She had just wrapped her legs around him and then had gently lowered herself on him, making his cock go inside of her.
She could feel his pulsing cock within her as she slid down on it, inch by inch. She could feel the veins causing her some pleasure as they stimulated her more and more. She could feel his body temperature when she placed her hand on his back as she had slung her arms around his neck. She finally was at the bottom and had their bodies joined together with him fully within her. She looked at him and then began to go up and she could feel the aching feeling within her die down a little bit. She began to ride him, as she could feel her own juices dripping onto his member ands he could feel the power that he held within his body. She could feel every little thing that was on his body, from his muscles to his Chakra. She didn’t know why she could feel it but she could feel the raw and primal power flow through her for a moment and wanted to scream and wake up everyone in the neighbourhood but she controlled herself. Getting caught doing this to him at this moment would be extremely embarrassing for her.
She felt him stiffen and she raised herself from his cock that moment and she just popped free from his cock and could feel the eruption of semen splashing against her belly. She felt the liquid hit her belly and sighed in relief. If he had come inside of her then she might become pregnant and she had an inkling of a feeling that he’d be in a bad situation if she got pregnant.
When he had calmed down a little bit she said: “Did you like it Naruto-kun? It really is a wonderful thing, isn’t it? Sex frees the mind and makes one relax. It makes you think about things differently then before. It would make you feel like you were the kin g of the world. The power that sex has over people is simply astounding isn’t it?” she looked at him and smiled. Maybe she would allow him a final trip and then she’d be totally worn out for the evening and would probably be sore for some time afterwards.
She looked at him and saw that he was all sweaty and looked tired. She figured that must be because he always went to bed early. She slowly began to make movements but found that her entire stomach was still sticky and then looked at her kimono and sighed. That would be definitively washed tomorrow morning. She grabbed the garment and began to clean with it, not taking much notice of the cum that was now drenching the fabric. As she had already though it would be washed tomorrow she would make sure of that. She looked at him and saw that his erection was still going. She looked at it and then began to slowly crawl over to him and she looked at it and then brought her head close to it to smell both their scents on it. It was stimulating her and she closed her eyes for a moment and then began to think about granting him access to her ass.
She opened her eyes, her mind come to a conclusion. She looked at him and said: “For the last lesson I’m going to teach you, you would need to be lubricated a little bit. I’ve done this before but it hurt a lot that time. So I’ll make you all wet so it doesn’t hurt all that much for me.” She made a grin appear on her face as to put him at ease. Then she stuck out her tongue and began to make his member slick with saliva. She began to lick it from the base to the head and from the head to the base as she began to make it wet enough to make sure that it didn’t get rough.
She looked at it and she could still taste the mix of her own juices mixed with his on her tongue and then said; “Alright now I’ll get into position and you place your penis at the entrance to my ass.” She looked at him and she saw him just nod wearily and then place the tip of his cock against her ass. She could feel the head against the little rectal passage and she shivered in anticipation. “Thrust forwards please….”
Immediately she could feel his hands grabbing her asscheeks and she could feel the thick head move past her anal passage with something that was hard to describe. It didn’t feel painful thanks to the saliva she had used to make sure it was still able to get in without causing her too much pain. She could feel the length go deeper and deeper into her and she let out a low groan. She began to feel her slit become dripping wet and as he pumped into her ass she could feel her orgasm coming closer.
Naruto felt the tight hole that his cock was now being thrust into by his own will and he could feel how the woman was enjoying this. He could faintly feel something of pleasure go through him one moment as he felt her arousal within his own body. How he knew it was her he didn’t know but he could feel that her ass was tight. He felt exactly like there was a vice on his cock, trying to make every little drop of come within it to become unleashed into her ass.
He could feel her ass tightening around him and he made a finger slide into her slit. She shivered and he could feel the vibrations go through his cock as she shivered and made him feel good. She could make him feel like this was destined to be. For a moment Naruto could see himself caring for a child after a few years but then that vision dispersed as the harsh reality came to him of being a father at the tender age of sixteen with a thirty something year old woman it would be viewed as disgusting by the older generation.
He felt his body react to the stimuli and before he knew it he felt the euphoric feeling once again and he came and the last thing he saw before submitting to a deep slumber was a sweaty Tsunami who was moaning his name. he felt wet fluids over his hands the moment he left conscious and the last thought he had was: Don’t ever tell anyone about this… it would be embarrassing for the both of us… Tsunami would be ashamed if I told anyone of this.
Tsunami felt his body fall on top of her as he had came into her ass. She could feel the semen still coming out of his cock and into her ass. The moment he had fallen on top of her had also been the moment that he had came inside her ass. She could feel the fluid filling her ass and knew that she would be a little bit off in her coordination the next day. She let his body roll off her by moving her ass around a little bit making him slide out of her ass with a wet pop, letting some of his cum spill out and letting the cum that was still coming out of him splash against her leg.
She absently used her now ruined kimono to clean the mess up a little bit and then touched the fabric against her ass and winced. It was still sore but the cum was still leaking out. She looked at him and then smiled and lifted him off the ground. He was a little bit heavy but she still carried him and put him back in his clothes. Then she just grabbed another kimono and put it on, to hide her naked form a little bit. She would get a bath in the morning. She looked at him and then gently picked him up once again and then began to walk slowly to his room. She put him into bed and then kissed him on the cheek once again: “Thank you Naruto-kun. You were an excellent student in the art.”
Neither of them had noticed the white-haired man in the room who was busy tucking a notebook in his bag and wiping away a stream of blood. The next volume of Icha Icha Paradise would feature a lonely housewife and a student and how the housewife would teach the student about all things sexual. Naruto would never know who exactly had inspired the old man to write it. But he would remember the time he had with Tsunami and used some of those things he had learned upon his girlfriend, Anko.
She was as excitable as could be and had a penchant for doing the naughty things in rather public places. Naruto would remember one time they were making out rather loudly in a closet once and it had opened, making a half naked Anko fall out and startle most of the Jounin present…
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A new chapter and this time it will accompany the Naru/Haku one. * bows to the audience of faithful readers.* I dedicate this to my friend Skuld’s Sentaro whose birthday its today…
The next one will be updated on December the 25th… on Christmas day… It will feature Konoha in a Christmas mood… with a very special present for Naruto…
*looks at audience* make a guess to who the lovely lady is that will appear in the next chapter! I await your reviews as well as your guesses. I’ll leave you one hint: She has starred in one of my stories before…
*curtains close and a loud cry can be heard* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE! DON’T TRY TO DO THAT WITH THE POOR GUY! I NEED MY BETA’S!
*comes back on stage* I need a beta now…. I already got one but it’s always good to have a backup one ready. You can just add me to your hotmail list… just don’t send me hate mail… that wouldn’t be nice and would inevitably slow the rate of new chapters to maybe one a year….
I know you wouldn’t like that….
Yo… I just thought this up and wanted to write this. Tsunami showing some gratitude to Naruto for saving her…. Or something like that. *author bows to audience* let’s get this show on the road… it’s not the mystery girl of last time but Tsunami will do for now…
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She looked at the Samurai that held her and said; “I’ll kill myself if you don’t let me go.” Her face was giving off no emotion as she looked at the scarred one’s face and betrayed no outward emotion to him.
Then she saw a blur happen and saw a foot kick right into the chin of the man that was holding her and in slow-motion she saw the shinobi who had saved her looking at her with a curious glint in his eyes.
The other samurai made to attack Naruto but he was faster and delivered a kick to the man’s midriff the moment Naruto got some steady footing. He felt a brief slash on his hand as the katana hit his hand and he momentarily gave a small wince. He looked at the man as he got all the air knocked out of his lungs and then he finished him off by slamming his fist into the stunned man’s face. The audible crunch was at least one indication that the man was in for a lot of pain whenever he woke up. The thump of the body hitting the floor was audible in the room and she watched as her son came up to her and hugged her.
“Arigatou Gozaimasu Naruto-kun.” Naruto looked at her with a grin on his face and said; “Sure Tsunami-san. It’s what ninja do! To protect and serve the women in the entire world!”
She couldn’t help but laugh at his attitude and then suddenly he looked serious and he said; “Tsunami-san would you tie them up please? I need to go help out Kakashi-sensei and the rest of my team.” She nodded and then watched him dart out of the house.
When the team returned she looked at them and then said: “Father are you alright?” as she saw her father amongst them. Naruto looked saddened while Kakashi had a look on his face that made her sad. Sasuke was carried by Sakura and the older man and she looked to see some puncture wounds on the skin. She got a mumbled “Yes I’m fine Tsunami. Don’t fuss about me.” From her father and she could see that Naruto was deeply moved by something so she gave him a concerned look and said; “Everything alright Naruto-kun?”
The look he gave her made her want to go and comfort the boy as he said with a voice that was laden with regret and sorrow. “Someone died today… he died for his dream and his teacher died defending his dead student…” a lone tear slipped down his cheek and she brushed it away from his face. She looked at him with her kind eyes and she felt a connection between them. He had seen someone die for the first time so he might know how she would feel. The absence of her once-husband was still nagging at her heart and she could feel the pain and regret about not having him with her pain her…
Dinner was a quiet affair that evening and she looked at him through her bangs. She studied his young face and knew that she would see him once again. She had heard the story about how Haku and Zabuza had died and she was moved by the amount of compassion the boy had. She heard the Team’s plans as they discussed when to leave and they had agreed on leaving tomorrow as to get as much advantage as possible. The bridge was almost completed after all and it wouldn’t take much to totally finish it.
She saw them off with something of sorrow marring her features. She liked the blonde for his cheerful attitude and he seemed to know how to make her feel happy once again. She had thought that her husband was the only one to make her feel as happy and young again but here, a child of twelve but close to thirteen years of age makes her feel the same again.
The next time she saw him she would get him over to her place and they would have a small talk about some things. Some things would need to be talked about and some information his life and how he had been faring up until the time she met him again. She would of course invite him to sleep at her place and she was sure that father didn’t mind his presence at the least. They could always be hospitable to an old friend who has done so much for them.
She looked at the crowd of people that she was currently making her way through. The heavy bag of groceries in her hands was heavy and she almost got knocked over by an old man dressed in some of the strangest clothing she had ever seen. She felt her bag slip from her grasp and she swore loudly. She saw her groceries spill out of the bag and then knelt down to try and pick them up. She looked at the groceries and began to put them back into the bag but then saw another pair of hands helping her and she looked up to see who was helping her and then saw the blonde hair. The whisker marks. The blue eyes. And finally… recognised him. “Naruto-kun…” she was baffled by his looks. He had grown over the last two years and she looked at his face which was currently in the process of getting to look at her face. She looked at him for a moment and then resumed picking up her groceries. She got them all together with Naruto’s help and she looked at him and then said: “ Arigatou Naruto-kun. What brings you here?”
He pointed at the oddly dressed white-haired man and said: “ Ero-sennin brought me here. We are currently on the way back to Konoha. He wanted to gather some data…. Or that’s what he told me.” He growled something under his breath and she looked at him and then at the old man. “ Why don’t you follow me home? I’m sure father would love to see you once again.”
She smiled sweetly at him and he blushed and she giggled at his reaction. “ Don’t be like that Naruto-kun. I’m sure you have a girlfriend waiting for you. Come on, let’s get you to father.” With that she led the pair to her house only to discover that Tazuna was passed out on the couch with a bottle of sake next to him on the table. She fussed over him for a bit and then just let him sleep on the couch. She apologised for her father’s behaviour and Naruto remarked that Ero-sennin did that a lot too. He was promptly smacked on the head by the aforementioned Ero-sennin who did some small dance and told her that he was the wonderful gama-sennin Jiraiya. Her eyes cleared and she looked at him with a smile on her face she had problems keeping her laughter back and a smile was all that was seen.” Excuse me but I need to work on dinner now.”
She went into the kitchen to start with the preparations for dinner. She looked at the clock that signified that she had three hours until the start of dinner. She began chopping the vegetables and suddenly felt a presence next to her. She looked at the person who entered her domain and saw that Naruto was looking at her with those blue eyes of his: “Want any help?”
She looked at him and smiled and said; “Thank you. Just try to chop the carrots up a little bit and then add them to the pot.” She heard a chopping sound and saw that Naruto had taken a kunai and was now busy with making sure that the carrots got chopped into neat little pieces and when he was finished he dropped them into the pot/. She was astonished that he was able to do it like that and then she began to instruct him in how to help her even further with cooking dinner.
Soon the smell of dinner was wafting from the kitchen and Tazuna came in and looked at the cooking pair. He greeted Naruto jovially and offered him to come and sit with him and talk about the things that had happened and Naruto just said that he’d help Tsunami-san a little bit with the food preparations. He is such a sweet boy. That thought went through her mind.
The dinner they all had was nice. Inari was telling Naruto all about the life he led now. Jiraiya and father were talking to each other with mentions of that dirty book that she knew her father always hid in his room between the closet and the wall.
Nighttime came around and she looked at the wall for something of a distraction from the drunken babbling that her father and Jiraiya were making. She groaned as she massaged her head and then noticed that Naruto seemed to be embarrassed about something: “Is something bothering you Naruto-kun?” she looked as he blushed even more and he said; “No… Tsunami-san I’d like to apologise on Jiraiya’s behaviour. Every time he gets drunk he gets rather rowdy.”
She looked at him and was glad that she had sent Inari to bed already. She looked at him and said; Naruto-kun would you like to come with me? I’d like to show you something.” A plan hatched in her mind. It had been so long since she had done it and she could feel the ache in her nether regions once again as vivid as before. She looked at him and then saw what he really was. His blonde hair seemed to be vibrant and alive and his face seemed to hold some mature look at it. He looked like the man she had been married to once a long time ago and she could feel a tear trickle down her face as she thought back to the man that had loved her once. The plan that had hatched and taken root within her mind was actually something that only the lowest people would do but she was desperate for something to cling to and give her pleasure.
She entered her room, Naruto following her. She looked at him and said; “Seat yourself.” She looked at him and he seated himself., she seated herself and then grabbed her long black hair and then moved it back onto her back and left her face open. She took the normal position and said; “Naruto-kun... Please accept this as a gift for saving father two years ago.” With that the woman grabbed her kimono and slowly unrobed, making her upper body become exposed to the young teenager’s eyes.
Naruto’s reaction was almost comical to look at. His eyes bugged out and he was silent for a moment. Slowly he closed his eyes and then looked at her again after he opened them again. He looked at every part of her body and then said: “Y-you w-want me to do that to you?” his voice had been shaking for a moment but he had gotten back his courage and determination the moment he had gained confidence in his own skill and she nodded and he knew that there would be no way out of this. Ero-sennin would be mad if he knew that he didn’t accept this and he would have to lose his virginity sometimes. The life of a Shinobi wasn’t good for your health and it bugged him a little that it wasn’t Sakura to who he would be losing his virginity to but at least someone who had been kind to him would do.
He looked at her and said: “I accept. Not because I am like my teacher but because I understand your reasoning and fully wish to feel the gift you have offered me. I may be inexperienced but I’m a fast learner. At least that’s what the people call me. The number one most surprising ninja of Konohagakure.” He laughed a little about that. He wondered how the others would loom at him now. Would they shun him? He didn’t know.
She looked at him with those eyes of her and then said; “Arigatou Naruto-kun. Then I shall instruct you in the gentle art of lovemaking so you may please the woman of your choosing.”
She looked at him and then got up and disrobed fully. The kimono fell to the ground and she looked at him and then said: “Please get out of your clothes, Naruto-kun.” Her tone was gentle and he couldn’t help but obey. She looked at him as he revealed his body to her and she looked intensively at the muscles that seemed to identify him to be at least very capable in the physical department. She looked at him and then slowly began to make sensual movements, swaying her hips in some sort of weird erotic dance which would incite his instincts. She didn’t know why she was doing it to please him this much but she knew that it would be very effective. The one who had taught her the dance had been a travelling dancer who had taught it to her when she was around eighteen and the Wave was still poor. She had stayed the night at father’s place and in thanks for that she had taught her the dance.
He looked at her motions once he was stripped off all clothing and then saw her hips move. For an older woman’s he sure knew how to dance like that and he felt his little soldier begin to grow as he watched her arms move in strange patterns that seemed to be like the coiling of a snake. She looked like she was a living and twisting snake, intent on making him drown within those strange movements.
She looked at him and saw that he was already getting harder the second that she danced. She looked at it as if grew, blonde pubic hair all around it but not hiding it from view. She would have to remind herself that this was not some weird and sick fantasy because she could feel the air around her and she knew that the thing that was now growing there must be his real size. She was lucky in a certain way that she had already given birth because what she saw wasn’t something a normal fifteen year old would be endowed with.
She stopped dancing the dance of the sensual snake and then stepped over towards him and sat down on her knees in front of him and looked him directly into his eyes. “Alright the first lesson: This is how men usually stimulate themselves but a woman can also assist in it. Normal people would call it a handjob but the more sophisticated breed would call it assisted masturbation.” She reached out and touched his hot member. She looked at him and smiled at him: “I got that out of a magazine I picked up a few years ago. Enjoy yourself. Just leave it all to me.”
She wrapped her hands around his manhood and then slowly began to move her fingers over the entire length. She could feel a shiver passing down her spine as she could feel something in her lower regions stir as she could feel and see the hot rod she had in her hands and was itching to make it fill her up to make the empty area full once again and to cry out in ecstasy once again after so long.
She moved her hand up and down on his manhood and she began to get into a nice rhythm as she began to change patterns rather rapidly, stimulating the underside of his cockhead with her fingers a little bit. She could see his face being all sweaty and she grinned as she looked at him and said; “Are you enjoying yourself a little bit Naruto-kun. You may come if you want to. It’s my first time doing this but I hope I’m pleasing you. After all what is there to the lesson if you don’t get pleasure. I’ll introduce you to the next part after I got you to come.” She began to move her hand up and down while the other began to caress his abs. she looked him in the eye and a strand of hair fell off its position on her back and touched the tip of his cock, making the hair touch it briefly.
There was a reaction: a deep groan and a shiver from Naruto’s body as all the sensations and ministrations and the unexpected silky touch of the hair had finally broken his barriers and had unleashed the flood of semen cropped up in his balls. She moved back as she saw the tip of his cock jerk once and then saw a strand of white liquid shoot out and hit her left breast. It wasn’t too much that came out and she moved away to just wait out the orgasm until it subsided. The next one that came was a lot larger then the prequel and she found her breasts getting covered with the sticky stuff.
She waited the orgasm out which lasted almost a minute and then mentally just shouted something that sounded remotely like: HELL YEAH! Inner Tsunami had taken over and said; to Naruto: “Well that was lesson number one or better known as the hand job. Let’s move on to the next part. This is the part in which I will stimulate your penis with my mouth by taking it into my mouth and making sure that you come through my oral stimulation.”
She looked at the wet thing and then gripped the base with her hand and she looked at the tip which still had some white fluid on it. She wrapped her hand around the shaft and then inched her head closer to the tip, smelling the liquid fertiliser of women and she then licked the tip, tasting him for the first time.
It was rather… unique. She tasted it as a slightly salt liquid which seemed rather sweet. She wondered how the taste must have originated. Maybe that was the first time he had an orgasm or maybe it’s because he is a shinobi that his tasted a little bit sweeter then her late husband had tasted.
She took him in her mouth as far as possible but didn’t allow him any further then the back of her throat as she wasn’t ready to choke on it. It was so large and barely seemed to fit inside her mouth. For a kid his age he was endowed like a god. Her eyes wandered over his body and she saw a strange marking on his stomach and he didn’t seem to be aware of it glowing a little bit.
He looked down at the woman who was now busy with coating his cock with her saliva as she had him in her mouth and was busy with pumping his shaft. She looked at his body, something that aroused him greatly as he saw her in a position that would normally not be assumed by the woman. She was one that wasn’t easily submissive to someone and he looked at her and then began to feel the power of the Kyuubi surge through him. Ero-sennin had taught him that the power should flow through his body whenever the fox wanted it to go through the body. The fox was sealed up nice and secure and caused no trouble to him.
Her hands were slowly pumping his shaft as she looked at the strange seal on his stomach. The drawing was intricate and mesmerising to her. She could feel the veins on his cock touch her lips as she worked on his shaft, making slurping sounds every now and then. Naruto was shivering with the ministrations she was giving him and softly moaning her name.
She could hear his breath become faster as he seemed to come once again and she closed her eyes, mentally preparing for the flood of semen that would be released. She could feel the manhood in her mouth stiffening to become harder then it was before, before spurting a great amount of the fluid known as semen or otherwise to women of loose morals as cum. She could feel it splatter in her mouth and she almost choked by the amount that came out of it. The seal pulsed briefly but she didn’t see it due to the fact that her eyes were still closed. She could feel the throat muscles beginning to tire as she swallowed continuously, there seemed to be no end to it. Knowing that his orgasm lasted a minute or so she just opted not to choke on the fluid and just let it come onto her face. It was kinda erotic to feel it on your face, she reasoned.
With a small pop she let go of the head and caught a spurt of cum with the chin as that came out the moment she let go and then the next burst of semen splattered onto her face. She still kept her eyes closed as she could feel the hot rain of semen raining down on her face. She noticed that most of it had already come out of it and then felt it stop and she could feel it on her face.
She brought her hand to her face and wiped away the semen that was on her face with her hand and then opened her eyes and went to look at her kimono. With a sleeve she wiped off her face and then looked at him and said: “That was the second lesson Naruto-kun. Did it make you feel good?” she asked and she looked at him and she saw the grin on his face that was usually made by pleased men.
She looked at his still erect cock and she sighed. Why didn’t he just go soft like her husband usually would after they had made love? Was there some sort of secret to it? Were all Shinobi as enduring as this one?
“Let’s continue with our lesson Naruto-kun. The next thing that we are going to do is pleased for both man and woman. A woman grabs her breasts and then places them around the penis and then stimulate them with the flesh that is sliding usually up and down but the male can also thrust into it but that would require a size larger then what I have.”
Naruto could not help but make a remark: “Tsunade-Obaachan would be great for that?” he spoke out loud but she looked at him: “You dare call the Godaime Hokage Obaachan? But yes she is large enough to allow that move.” She looked at him as he chuckled once and said: “I made her become the Hokage. If I hadn’t persuaded her to go along and become Hokage then there would be no Hokage in place at this moment.”
She didn’t quite get what he meant with that and she grabbed her breasts, which were about a size over the average size since she had been breastfeeding Inari when he was a baby thus making them a little bigger then they were before her pregnancy.
She gently placed them around his cock and then began to move her head down and gave the head a little lick before she started to slowly move her breasts. She looked at the purplish head that had still some remains of cum on it and the cum that was still on the cock was lubricating her breasts. She could feel her breasts getting slippery and she slowly moved them up and down in a separate movement of her body, sliding one breast up while the other went down.
She worked up quite a pace as she found that she was enjoying making him feel good. She could feel the veins on his cock as she moved her breasts in the pattern she had discovered that would stimulate them both. She was getting wetter down there then she had been in a long time. She looked at his face and saw that a thin veil of sweat was on his forehead and he was moaning her name softly. She looked at his cock and then slowly stopped her movements and took the head in her mouth. She sucked on the head for some time and then continued her ministrations. She looked at the purplish head and felt him stiffen as e began to jerk with his body a little bit and she saw white fluid jump out of the tip and splash her in the cheek. The guy is amazing to be able to come this fast. Hell, normally a guy would need to rest about half an hour to regain their stamina and here he recovers within a few seconds. Is he some sort of monster or something that he’s able to come so much and recover so fast? Those thoughts went through her head as she opened her mouth, trying to catch as much as she could from the semen that still came from the tip of his manhood.
The taste was still good but she could taste something different to it. She closed her eyes for a bit and she could faintly taste something familiar in the semen. Ti tasted somewhat like Ramen… but that was impossible… the flavour changed a little bit somehow and she dismissed it as an illusion of her taste buds. After all she did have Ramen for dinner as Naruto was such a fan of the stuff.
She wiped off her face and the rest of the body that got covered in Naruto’s cum with her kimono which was getting rather dirty. She made a mental note to wash it in the morning. It wouldn’t do well if someone were to find it and recognise the smell for what it was. She could wash her hair later. It had gotten covered with the stuff but she didn’t care at the moment.
“That was good Naruto-0kun. Now that I’ve shown you the outside stimulations I think it is time that you learned how the inside of the body of a woman is stimulated and that is through the joining of bodies, otherwise referred to as intercourse. For that I’d rather have you clean yourself off or you could allow me to clean you a little bit.”
With that she bowed forwards once again and took the head in her mouth. She sucked it clean within one minute and then stood up. “The next lesson will be called: fucking. Intercourse is what I told you before but fucking is a word that is often used. Just let me guide you and you’ll be fine.”
Naruto was in a mood that could be described as quiet as he just let the woman do with his body like she wished and he just didn’t resist to whatever she was doing. He felt her hands touch his neck and found her arms around his neck as she slowly sank down on his cock. The heat alerting him to the fact that something new was happening.
She groaned as she felt the tip enter her folds. The thing was large but she could bear with it. She had given birth before so it would be able to fit in. If Inari could have gone through it while being a small child then so can that go inside. She had just wrapped her legs around him and then had gently lowered herself on him, making his cock go inside of her.
She could feel his pulsing cock within her as she slid down on it, inch by inch. She could feel the veins causing her some pleasure as they stimulated her more and more. She could feel his body temperature when she placed her hand on his back as she had slung her arms around his neck. She finally was at the bottom and had their bodies joined together with him fully within her. She looked at him and then began to go up and she could feel the aching feeling within her die down a little bit. She began to ride him, as she could feel her own juices dripping onto his member ands he could feel the power that he held within his body. She could feel every little thing that was on his body, from his muscles to his Chakra. She didn’t know why she could feel it but she could feel the raw and primal power flow through her for a moment and wanted to scream and wake up everyone in the neighbourhood but she controlled herself. Getting caught doing this to him at this moment would be extremely embarrassing for her.
She felt him stiffen and she raised herself from his cock that moment and she just popped free from his cock and could feel the eruption of semen splashing against her belly. She felt the liquid hit her belly and sighed in relief. If he had come inside of her then she might become pregnant and she had an inkling of a feeling that he’d be in a bad situation if she got pregnant.
When he had calmed down a little bit she said: “Did you like it Naruto-kun? It really is a wonderful thing, isn’t it? Sex frees the mind and makes one relax. It makes you think about things differently then before. It would make you feel like you were the kin g of the world. The power that sex has over people is simply astounding isn’t it?” she looked at him and smiled. Maybe she would allow him a final trip and then she’d be totally worn out for the evening and would probably be sore for some time afterwards.
She looked at him and saw that he was all sweaty and looked tired. She figured that must be because he always went to bed early. She slowly began to make movements but found that her entire stomach was still sticky and then looked at her kimono and sighed. That would be definitively washed tomorrow morning. She grabbed the garment and began to clean with it, not taking much notice of the cum that was now drenching the fabric. As she had already though it would be washed tomorrow she would make sure of that. She looked at him and saw that his erection was still going. She looked at it and then began to slowly crawl over to him and she looked at it and then brought her head close to it to smell both their scents on it. It was stimulating her and she closed her eyes for a moment and then began to think about granting him access to her ass.
She opened her eyes, her mind come to a conclusion. She looked at him and said: “For the last lesson I’m going to teach you, you would need to be lubricated a little bit. I’ve done this before but it hurt a lot that time. So I’ll make you all wet so it doesn’t hurt all that much for me.” She made a grin appear on her face as to put him at ease. Then she stuck out her tongue and began to make his member slick with saliva. She began to lick it from the base to the head and from the head to the base as she began to make it wet enough to make sure that it didn’t get rough.
She looked at it and she could still taste the mix of her own juices mixed with his on her tongue and then said; “Alright now I’ll get into position and you place your penis at the entrance to my ass.” She looked at him and she saw him just nod wearily and then place the tip of his cock against her ass. She could feel the head against the little rectal passage and she shivered in anticipation. “Thrust forwards please….”
Immediately she could feel his hands grabbing her asscheeks and she could feel the thick head move past her anal passage with something that was hard to describe. It didn’t feel painful thanks to the saliva she had used to make sure it was still able to get in without causing her too much pain. She could feel the length go deeper and deeper into her and she let out a low groan. She began to feel her slit become dripping wet and as he pumped into her ass she could feel her orgasm coming closer.
Naruto felt the tight hole that his cock was now being thrust into by his own will and he could feel how the woman was enjoying this. He could faintly feel something of pleasure go through him one moment as he felt her arousal within his own body. How he knew it was her he didn’t know but he could feel that her ass was tight. He felt exactly like there was a vice on his cock, trying to make every little drop of come within it to become unleashed into her ass.
He could feel her ass tightening around him and he made a finger slide into her slit. She shivered and he could feel the vibrations go through his cock as she shivered and made him feel good. She could make him feel like this was destined to be. For a moment Naruto could see himself caring for a child after a few years but then that vision dispersed as the harsh reality came to him of being a father at the tender age of sixteen with a thirty something year old woman it would be viewed as disgusting by the older generation.
He felt his body react to the stimuli and before he knew it he felt the euphoric feeling once again and he came and the last thing he saw before submitting to a deep slumber was a sweaty Tsunami who was moaning his name. he felt wet fluids over his hands the moment he left conscious and the last thought he had was: Don’t ever tell anyone about this… it would be embarrassing for the both of us… Tsunami would be ashamed if I told anyone of this.
Tsunami felt his body fall on top of her as he had came into her ass. She could feel the semen still coming out of his cock and into her ass. The moment he had fallen on top of her had also been the moment that he had came inside her ass. She could feel the fluid filling her ass and knew that she would be a little bit off in her coordination the next day. She let his body roll off her by moving her ass around a little bit making him slide out of her ass with a wet pop, letting some of his cum spill out and letting the cum that was still coming out of him splash against her leg.
She absently used her now ruined kimono to clean the mess up a little bit and then touched the fabric against her ass and winced. It was still sore but the cum was still leaking out. She looked at him and then smiled and lifted him off the ground. He was a little bit heavy but she still carried him and put him back in his clothes. Then she just grabbed another kimono and put it on, to hide her naked form a little bit. She would get a bath in the morning. She looked at him and then gently picked him up once again and then began to walk slowly to his room. She put him into bed and then kissed him on the cheek once again: “Thank you Naruto-kun. You were an excellent student in the art.”
Neither of them had noticed the white-haired man in the room who was busy tucking a notebook in his bag and wiping away a stream of blood. The next volume of Icha Icha Paradise would feature a lonely housewife and a student and how the housewife would teach the student about all things sexual. Naruto would never know who exactly had inspired the old man to write it. But he would remember the time he had with Tsunami and used some of those things he had learned upon his girlfriend, Anko.
She was as excitable as could be and had a penchant for doing the naughty things in rather public places. Naruto would remember one time they were making out rather loudly in a closet once and it had opened, making a half naked Anko fall out and startle most of the Jounin present…
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A new chapter and this time it will accompany the Naru/Haku one. * bows to the audience of faithful readers.* I dedicate this to my friend Skuld’s Sentaro whose birthday its today…
The next one will be updated on December the 25th… on Christmas day… It will feature Konoha in a Christmas mood… with a very special present for Naruto…
*looks at audience* make a guess to who the lovely lady is that will appear in the next chapter! I await your reviews as well as your guesses. I’ll leave you one hint: She has starred in one of my stories before…
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